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Attempted suicide

he may have a slight speech impediment

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by Heybooger

submitted March 16th 2010

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Attempted suicide
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That might be the worst fail ever.
7 years ago
Certainly the most unfortunate
7 years ago
Whats his room # I can help him complete the task.
7 years ago
no kidding
WTF are the medics trying to save him for, just to see if they can?
imagine life after that... uh, yeah, he wont try to off himself anymore, trust me
7 years ago
Maybe he's an organ donor?
7 years ago
OMG. I just thought about what happens when/if that person wakes up. You are blind. You are probably deaf. You are in excruciating pain. You can't talk. Holy fucking shit. That would just be... fuck.
7 years ago
Yeah it'd be pretty sweet.
7 years ago
lol, if that is the case he probably thinks he's in hell
7 years ago
not to mention your brains probably so scramble from the impact, you don't remember what happened. Another layer of comfort.
7 years ago
Johnny Got His Gun
7 years ago
dont worry he didnt survive that shit.. no way.
7 years ago
Predator?
7 years ago
"You are one ugly muthafucker."
7 years ago
Maaaii. Maaooww maar mmmoo?
7 years ago
Fine, thanks. And you?
7 years ago
The letter m may be a problem for him...
7 years ago
I can't remember anything
can't tell if this is true or dream
deep down inside I feel to scream
this terrible silence stops me
7 years ago
Thats beautiful man
7 years ago
That's Metallica man.
7 years ago
what a faggot
7 years ago
only fags think metallica is faggotty
7 years ago
metallica are the wayne newton of metal..vegas is on the horizon for those pathetic sellout fags
7 years ago
the carrot top of metal
7 years ago
^ fag
7 years ago
Dik. Fuck you.
7 years ago
Seriously
7 years ago
Fuck you
7 years ago
The carrot top of all metal is clearly Steel Panther
7 years ago
Anvil was the only real mental band.

The rest are all imitators.
7 years ago
Anvil > Everything else
7 years ago
That may be true Oj...with the exception of Yanni
7 years ago
The Muppets.
7 years ago
wtf is a MENTAL band Oranj?
7 years ago
Anvil.
7 years ago
Duh...
7 years ago
Arseface?!
7 years ago
This just gave me an idea for my cranberry sauce bowl at my halloween party
7 years ago
Gotta point the gun IN as well as up.
7 years ago
Yeah, it looks like he put it right on the tip of his chin and striaght up. I have a nurse friend who says if you are going to do this, make sure the gun goes inside your mouth. That = 100% win in the suicide dept.
7 years ago
the brain stem is the sweet spot
7 years ago
now thats fucked up
7 years ago
i'd have to call this a win. if you're too stupid to kill yourself properly you deserve to go on living like that
7 years ago
You tell em, Bill!
7 years ago
how do you fix this?
7 years ago
duct tape
7 years ago
and chewing gum.
7 years ago
and bailing wire.
7 years ago
Another shotgun. :/
7 years ago
ding ding!!

winner!

/close thread
7 years ago
opens it back up , cut off twobits face and plant it on this dude
7 years ago
Agree w/ Steven.
Twobit = WIN.
Cyrax = Reopen Fail.
7 years ago
How about we put cryax's face on the guy?

Nah, the poor guy doesn't deserve that.
7 years ago
digging out the oldies huh?
7 years ago
stfu
7 years ago
Isn't there a vid of this?
7 years ago
boom headshot!
7 years ago
digging out the oldies huh?
7 years ago
bastard , i wanted to say 'boom'
7 years ago
lol , oldies but goodies
7 years ago
I hope he can still whistle.
7 years ago
Other people will do that for him/her. It'll go "<whistle> Now THAT's fucked up."
7 years ago
Don't suppose anyone could dig up info on how this person doing? Wonder if they are for or against Obamacare?
7 years ago
they're fine..no eyes or face..suicidal...fine
7 years ago
A-okay
7 years ago
I don't know, dik. He doesn't look like his old self recently.
7 years ago
It's like he's having difficulty facing his problems.
7 years ago
I see no evil
Speak no evil
7 years ago
Looks like he gave Superman a blowjob to completion.
7 years ago
"Scuse me .. I have an itch"
7 years ago
he didnt fail at suicide. he would have died if they didnt try to save him.
7 years ago
Yes. Those fucking idiots.
7 years ago
If you don't end up dead, it's a fail.
7 years ago
No shit. I guarantee that if I really wanted to get the job done i could make sure there was no chance anyone could "save" me.
7 years ago
Are you fucking serious? Let the guy die.
7 years ago
might be fake... just looks like a baked potato filled with strawberry jam to me
7 years ago
Il remember not to eat at your house.
7 years ago
that is going to leave a mark
7 years ago
I Would call that a successful suicide attempt, now he will be taken care of for the rest of his life, this is a very nice setup. good for him
7 years ago
Im sure he will be fine, its not a big deal!
7 years ago
FACE RAPE
7 years ago
Wait till he sees the medical bill.
7 years ago
Yup. He'll be blind, faceless AND bankrupt. That would certainly suck. I'd kill myself.
7 years ago
Method actor. Really got into his part as the lead in the "Johnny Got His Gun" remake.
7 years ago
^ My bad, didn't see the reference above.

Post fail.
7 years ago
How is he gonna pick his nose?
6 years ago
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