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Coolest car ever

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted March 14th 2010

240 comments
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Coolest car ever
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Shitting on it would be the right thing to do.
7 years ago
Since those cars were shit, it would be redundant.
7 years ago
or it would become a metashit
7 years ago
It would cancel each other out
7 years ago
Whenever I go home to Homieland (Detroit) I snicker everytime I drive by the old American Motors HQ.
7 years ago
Read an article lately about Detroit turning into some farming town, laying waste to all the abandoned areas in order to start fresh.
7 years ago
There's probably so many toxic chemicals in the soil that anyone who eats the food from there would start popping out mutant children.
7 years ago
People actually hunt quail there right now. Walking around a desolate old ghetto shooting fucking birds. Crazy.
7 years ago
lol what?
are you sure you aren't getting detroit mixed up with the movie 12 monkeys?
7 years ago
12 Monkeys is actually worth seeing.
7 years ago
Actually, the areas where there were houses wouldn't be toxic at all (for the most part).
7 years ago
If you haven't already seen 12 Monkeys by no then you are a faggot.
7 years ago
Those construction companies should putt that on their billboards.

"Buy our houses, for the most part toxic free"
7 years ago
They could even play it with the financial crisis.

"Toxic loans for toxic homes"

7 years ago
That shit is so literal, like soooo deep!
7 years ago
The problem isnt the soil, its the lead and asbestos that they used in a lot of old homes. If not cleaned properly, you end up with 12 balls and two heads.
7 years ago
Am I the only person who thinks that 12 monkeys was bad? Really bad, like liquidised dog shit squirted in your face bad.
7 years ago
yes...yes OJ you are
7 years ago
How is it possibly anything other than hammer to the bollocks bad?
7 years ago
I've been looking for 12 Monkeys on Blu-Ray forever. It's excellent.
7 years ago
http://www.amazon.com/12-Monkeys-Blu-ray-Bob-Adrian/dp/B0026FCNK2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1268825235&sr=8-1

excellent indeed.

you're a moron, o.b.
7 years ago
Yeah 12 monkeys was good.
7 years ago
it was
7 years ago
i cant see that it would be that good as to be worth trying to find it one blu-ray
7 years ago
if fucking fact i think i'll illegally download it right now
7 years ago
fuck the police!
7 years ago
it's not the police , nitwit
7 years ago
nitwit..that was mean to call me that
7 years ago
mean
7 years ago
Yeah , it was mean wasnt it
7 years ago
i guess you're like that
7 years ago
fries is the meanest son of a bitch on mucho
7 years ago
fries is allright. just got myself trainspotting btw
7 years ago
Trainspotting is for faggots.
7 years ago
my favorite movie
7 years ago
self pwn..elchris you idiot
7 years ago
i thought i ran your lower primate ass off yesterday
7 years ago
12 Monkeys is shit, you're all wrong.
7 years ago
Every one of you, 100% incorrect.

"Everyone is entitled to their opinion"

Not when it's wrong.

Which you all are.
7 years ago
stfu , o.b.

you know shit all about movies.
7 years ago
Yes I do, & that one is shit.

Not one person has given a reason why it is good, have they?

NO! ...'cause it's shit.
7 years ago
OJ...you're on your own on this one. 12 Monkeys is a quality movie.
7 years ago
i'm not fucking wrong! fries is a meany!
7 years ago
Not as good as Trainspotting but still quality
7 years ago
Fries is a queenie
7 years ago
Well, I was about 11 when I watched it & I do not remember being impressed.
7 years ago
your face is shit.
7 years ago
I remember Brad Pitt was insane & John McClane wandered around confused & then something about monkeys.
7 years ago
rewatch it. clearly past oj was even dumberer than present day oj.

maybe you should wait another couple of yrs,
i have high hopes for future oj.
7 years ago
but then again, so had your mum...
7 years ago
I'm looking after my nephew tonight so I'll stream it when he's gone to bed.

I really don't remember the film, I was just being awkward.
7 years ago
you won't regret it.

it's a good movie.

btw, i was 13 when it came out and loved it!
7 years ago
http://stagevu.com/video/xodoxxxxxfit

Decent quality
7 years ago
www.movies-links.tv is awesome
7 years ago
i sorta watch it when it came out, don't remember it like OJ which means i didn't think it was anything special at the time. it doesn't sound good enough to give it another watch, plenty of new stuff that does look good to waste time rewatching a movie i didn't like in the first place
7 years ago
I just read about the plot on wiki & it actually sounds good.

I prefer films with a decent plot than big explosions budget.

I'll probably never watch avatar. If people whos opinion I respect tell me it is actually a decent film regardless of special effects, I will watch it though.
7 years ago
dubs, you're the guy that wasted his time on new moon, so well, yeah....stfu!!
7 years ago
Avatar was basically Dances with Wolves in 3D. I did like the special effects though...
7 years ago
lol @ bird
7 years ago
I've not seen dances with wolves, but I've heard about Avatar being a little preachy.
7 years ago
That about sums it up OJ. Dances With Wolves in 3D.
7 years ago
I.E. Shite
7 years ago
the five minutes i saw of avatar as i skimmed over it was excruciating it is total shit
7 years ago
and fuck you bird! that was one bad movie out of over a dozen we've watched that she picked out so i consider myself pretty lucky. i'm thinking about watching eclipse too when it comes out if it really does have all of the vampire fights i've heard about in it
7 years ago
So what you're basically saying is you're gay?
7 years ago
Real men don't watch chick flicks to get their dick wet, they use alcohol.
7 years ago
"We could watch Eclipse....or....here is some vodka"
7 years ago
12 monkeys is a good movie is all i'm saying.

don't care what movies you watch really.

7 years ago
fuck all of you! how many of you watched the first twilight? huh? i was smart enough to see that pile of crap coming from a mile away so if you watched it then we are at best even
7 years ago
and no, that black nail polish totally doesn't make you look like a fag. it's awesome. goes well with that black cape and glitter...
7 years ago
and i'm not doing it to get my 'dick wet', i've said a million times she is just a friend and we have not watched one 'chick flick' yet. new moon is the closest and everything else has been a pretty good horror or comedy movie
7 years ago
You watched New Moon with a women you're not trying to have sex with?

You're so gay.
7 years ago
lol "black cape and glitter"

its funny when she gets all pissy when i tell her we make fun of twilight on here and tell her about the funny pics and vids making fun of it, the blade one is my all time fav
7 years ago
The blade one was awesome.

The guy who sent that in must have been awesome, too.
7 years ago
I wonder who it was...
7 years ago
wow, check that out.
7 years ago
It was me?
7 years ago
^braggart
7 years ago
no, that's called a friendship, i get along better with girls than guys, i have one guy friend for every 10 girl friends. and who watches 'chick flicks' period especially for sex? that is lame. besides, fuck buddies are for sex, friends are for hanging out and doing fun stuff like watching movies
7 years ago
haha, OJ loves to toot his own horn. the 'new moon in one minute' video was equally as awesome
7 years ago
"i get along better with girls than guys, i have one guy friend for every 10 girl friends"

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081031113920AAgQGHu
7 years ago
tehehehe...pwn3d dw!
7 years ago
i fucking hate you...

i always thought that spending all of your time around other guys was kinda gay, where as having girls for friends opens up a whole new world of opportunities and information. I learned quite a bit about how to get into a girls pants and got a few fuck buddies out of hanging out with girls. can't really do that in a group of guys now can you?
7 years ago
you can die sporty
7 years ago
what a queer.
7 years ago
Ha ha ha ha! Sat through Twilight and not even a BJ
7 years ago
That's pretty gay
7 years ago
dick holes, the lot of you
7 years ago
in the immortal words of elchris:

"you are all doomed! i'm gonna run you all off *cry, cry*"
7 years ago
awww...big group hug





no homo!
7 years ago
*crosses arms, sticks out bottom lip*

no! you guys is mean to me
7 years ago
this threads gone gay
7 years ago
it is now
7 years ago
well yeah...now that you're on the scene
7 years ago
dammit dw!
7 years ago
lol
7 years ago
< greased lightning
7 years ago
*lubed
7 years ago
Oranje you dumbfuck you can't read the plot for a movie like 12 monkeys. You just ruined it.
7 years ago
You fucking ruined it for everyone.
7 years ago
Fuck!
7 years ago
^gay greased up lightning
7 years ago
oranje is a flip flopping turd & amazing cunt
7 years ago
pigeon toed limp wristed knowitall twunt
7 years ago
Actually Wanko, I only read the themes.

I didn't want to spoil it for myself.
7 years ago
Fuck!
7 years ago
speaking of sausage fest, what makes this thread gay is the lack of chicks. you fucks either cyber rape or nag bitches off this site. its like none of you know how to act around a woman, even on the fucking internet
7 years ago
Spoken like a true homosexual.

I see how you're attacking this from a new angle, but we're not dumping our male friends, reading romance novels & sharing our feelings, dw.
7 years ago
reading is gay

yeah, call the guy wanting chicks gay to protect your man only club
7 years ago
i see what this is now, i befriend the enemy so i am a danger myself
7 years ago
Wayne's World Wayne's World party...
7 years ago
Car show in actually size!
7 years ago
*shown
7 years ago
*shown
7 years ago
reply fail asshole
7 years ago
stupid pile of winged shit
7 years ago
Phelsu, Pick on me all night, it seems like you have a lot of anger built up...I'll take one for the team and let you throw shots at me all night to get it out of your system
7 years ago
car shown in actually size?
7 years ago
it was a joke as those cars are really small!!!
7 years ago
English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?
7 years ago
Proof that the United States of Fatties just cannot make compact cars
7 years ago
cause compacts are worthless little pieces of shit that are good for nothing
7 years ago
they are good for conserving what oil is left on the planet , so when it runs out and we are plunged back into the dark ages we can blame the americans and they obsession with gasguzzlers
7 years ago
you already blame america for everything you cop outting sonsabitches! i could barely get in and out of that little shit let alone my kids and the shit they carry back and forth from school and their mom's
7 years ago
Hahahha fries you dipshit you know how silly it would look to drive a compact car up to the giant fucking houses we have here?
7 years ago
I eat steaks that wouldn't fit in that car.
7 years ago
Besides, I plan on using as much oil as possible before those fucking chinks start getting at it.
7 years ago
Americans are way too fat for compact cars.

I bet they all started crying when they found out Hummers aren't being made anymore.
7 years ago
why do you have such a hardon for fat Americans? if you took a good look how fucking ugly 99% of England is & how shitty their teeth are, you'll find they outnumber the obese Americans 10 to 1.
7 years ago
i mean, look at that fucking slag you posted a picture of yourself getting cheap thrills with.

jumping jesus on a pogostick that thing was hideous. you probably went down on it & humped it raw too you desperate penis fluffer
7 years ago
You guys are really fat.
7 years ago
& because it pisses you off :)
7 years ago
She would have turned you down since you guys are so fat.
7 years ago
she didnt turn you down though, & you probably have aids
7 years ago
your aids probably has superaids
7 years ago
my eyes got syphilis just looking at her
7 years ago
Superaids only exists in America, otherwise it is just gets diluted by fat.
7 years ago
oranje studied for his aids test & got a 55 :(
7 years ago
i go out and sees the rotten bint OJ slammed sitting at the bar, i'm kinda drunk so she looks good from behind. I walk up and introduce myself and she turns around and i get a good look at her face.
I instantly sober up but she already has a hold of me. she glares at me with her lazy eye adrift and says in a rough trucker's voice "if you play your cards right you get to go home with me"
I hold back the vomit as she grins at me and pulls me closer. i think to myself 'i'm never drinking again!' as i fight my way free. I scream "I fold!" as i run out the door.
she stand there, heart broken that her true love got away when OJ staggers up with a goofy smile on his face. she takes a look at him and says to her self "... i guess he will do"
7 years ago
^ true story
7 years ago
You guys are too fat to run.
7 years ago
i may be lazy but i can move when i need to
7 years ago
I gotta admit
7 years ago
You guys ARE really fat
7 years ago
fuck both of you! *eats more*
7 years ago
*breaks camy's crutches*
7 years ago
Good steve, keep doing that, and you'll go down from obese to overweight in no time!
7 years ago
i have a feeling drs is unhealthily skinny if anything
7 years ago
so DW you and your kids are so big that you need a car the size of a barge to be able to get about in comfortably ?
7 years ago
no, you ass, i have a nissan sentra, its still small but it at least has 4 doors and i don't have to crawl out onto the ground to get out of it, and it gets 34 miles to the gallon which helps because i drive 500 miles a week
7 years ago
whata faggotass car
7 years ago
thats not bad DW, i get 35 mpg urban from my MG and about 45+ on motorways
7 years ago
elchris you'd be lucky to have a bike you loser
7 years ago
*donkey
7 years ago
34 is the average, i'm not sure about the details of city vs. highway but i drive about the same of each in my daily commute
7 years ago
I'M NOT FAT, I'M BIG BONED!!!
7 years ago
ive got the coolest car of this site.
7 years ago
An AMC Pacer ?
7 years ago
jeep wrangler, rancho 9000 shocks, 38 inch mud terrain mickey thompson tires, winch, etc
7 years ago
soft top
7 years ago
Sounds like a faggotmobile.
7 years ago
*cuts into his "thoft" top around 0330, grabs spare house keys, and grins in the night.
7 years ago
jeeps are what flaming douchebags drive
7 years ago
what does irish drive?
7 years ago
I have an F150 and a Maxima.
7 years ago
maxima? link a pic of the model
7 years ago
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q282/uscjustice/96max3.jpg
7 years ago
man, thats a horrible car. the 150 i like though
7 years ago
I don't care what you like. Quit sucking up to me before I run your ass off this site.
7 years ago
hahahahah
7 years ago
i used to have a 97 f150 lariat but i wore that bitch out and sold it. bought a minivan for the bitch which she let get repoed a few years later cause she is a dumb cunt >:[
7 years ago
that maxima looks like the sort of car that an old fart would drive
7 years ago
i do agree with elchris on the F150 though
7 years ago
I had a Dodge Ram for about a minute before I realised how shit it actually was. Took a week to get rid of it to some dealer in Essex
7 years ago
Drug dealer that is
7 years ago
I used to have a Ram 1500. I liked it. It was hell on gas though.
7 years ago
It's impressive to look at but its interior is pretty poor.
7 years ago
Glad to get shot of it
7 years ago
I liked the older style body on the 1500.
7 years ago
My last truck was a Nissan Frontier. It had a really nice interior. It had 2 real seats and the one fold down behind the passenger but it had 8 cup holders.
7 years ago
None of my cars have ever done better than 15mpg.
7 years ago
...that's because you guys are so fat.
7 years ago
Grow some teeth before you go running your mouth.
7 years ago
The only running you guys do is with your mouth.
7 years ago
i got a bicycle that I bought hot off a crackhead on Bedford avenue for 40 bucks

then i got a gumjob from oranjes mom for a stick of gum & some pocket lint
7 years ago
We both know that your are a socially inept registered nonce.

My mother is far to old for you.

She was too old for you when she was 12.
7 years ago
And fries, this ad and the car are from 30 some odd years ago. And if you wanna see a company that can't make a decent small car, I got one word for ya: Toyota.
7 years ago
Got you beat, Wanko. Both of mine are less than 10mpg. Feel the burn.
7 years ago
I bet the Americans 'news' media are all over this Toyota shit.

It doesn't half play into the hands of those 'BUY AMERICAN' protectionist wankers.
7 years ago
I hope you have a Toyota.

But besides that, no, not as much coverage. So a few cars got crazy and became self-aware. No big deal.
7 years ago
I don't drive.

Never even had a single driving lessen.
7 years ago
Silverado 2500HD, 12 mpg average.

Suck on that you Gaia worshipping, sharia adopting, tea sipping Euorofags!
7 years ago
Oranje if you're serious than that's the fucking faggiest thing you've said since the comment about 12 monkeys not being good.
7 years ago
Even faggier than when you said you wanted to be crammed in a saucy fries/cruel mansandwich while wearing a dress.
7 years ago
lol
7 years ago
I'm serious about not driving.

I'll never have enough money for a Rolls Royce, so why bother?

Other cars are boring & unimpressive. Why would I want to spend thousands on buying one, plus thousands more to run the lump of crap? If I have to go somewhere within a reasonable distance, I'll get a taxi turn up at my house within 10 minutes. If I need to go further, I'll get a train.
7 years ago
Remember I work at home, it's not as if I need to dive into the offices every day. I go their like 4/5 times a month, maximum.
7 years ago
American trucks are shite.
7 years ago
All of them look like they were put together by obese child abusers
7 years ago
Many of them were. It's called union labour.
7 years ago
Taxis are for hookers on their way to outcalls and drunks that are too pussy to try to make it home without crashing.
7 years ago
I'm also too impatient to drive, & prone to anger.
7 years ago
I still drive.
7 years ago
I like to take it out on strangers on the road, so that later when I'm with family or friends I'm practiced and can verbally abuse them better.
7 years ago
Thats why I read your comments.
7 years ago
I always wanted an AMC Hornet , James Bond made them seem cool as fuck
7 years ago
i wanted a probe for years, i don't know why. then i got stuck on the infiniti fx kick a few years ago. now i'm just happy to have something that works, couldn't care less what it is
7 years ago
Dw...dude...probe? Read that over again.
7 years ago
a ford probe! we are talking about cars you sicko
7 years ago
Just lookin' out for ya bud.
7 years ago
10-4, thanks
7 years ago
Ford Probes are a bigger pile of poo than Pacers
7 years ago
well they looked cool when i was a kid :(
7 years ago
Capri's FTW
7 years ago
Yay for Capris!
7 years ago
*Crapris
7 years ago
Didn't know you're chinese
7 years ago
Ford haven't produced a decent car since the 70's. They're all dull as dishwater now.
7 years ago
I used to have a shitty metallic green Capri and I put a 289 Mustang motor into it. Quite the sleeper...
7 years ago
My dad used to have a Consul. Proper Sweeney car
7 years ago
You're fackin' nicked!
7 years ago
^*^*^*Not one comment on the chick's ass. Gay, gay, gay.
7 years ago
Damn that chick's got a nice ass!!!1!
7 years ago
Damn, that chick's got a nice ass!!! 2!
7 years ago
where is there a chick's ass? i thought this was all about cars
7 years ago
top right 1/4 of the poster, 12 feet above the hood.
7 years ago
ooohhhhh... is she about to take a dump on the car?
7 years ago
omg...that would be such a turn on if she did
7 years ago
It'd be better if she was pissing on the windshield with the wipers going.
7 years ago
^lightweight
7 years ago
I've not once opened up this page by clicking on the thumbnail.

Each & every time it has been through the spy page, where I have just come here to slander. The actual content isn't important.
7 years ago
i have to admit i have become a spy page junky myself. i still look at the content but sometimes its not till later in the day, i primarily mucho from the spy page now
7 years ago
*frowns at spypage abusers :(
7 years ago
fuck you man! get off my back about it, i can quit whenever the fuck i want! *twitches, then goes back to the spy page*
7 years ago
*twitches, and scampers off to AA*
7 years ago
ebaums spy page is way better
7 years ago
ebaums can fucking BLOW ME!
7 years ago
yeah... you'd like that wouldnt you
7 years ago
ye- no! ...maybe
7 years ago
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