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Best Remake Ever

This looks sooo much better than the original

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by BigDumbHippy

submitted March 2nd 2010

183 comments
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ironic description ;(
8 years ago
is that benjamin linus?

ah well, still better than fucken hennes...
8 years ago
!
8 years ago
i always knew the kid from boondocks was based on a real person
8 years ago
jesus fucking christ! Why can't they just leave shit alone?!?!?!?
8 years ago
i generally agree.. but i think this will be entertaining just because jackie chan is in it..
8 years ago
Jackie Chan will make it awesome. I'm just pissed off that they still call it "Karate Kid" when there's no fucking karate
8 years ago
Right, Karate is Japanese, Gong Fu is Chinese.
8 years ago
ahh... so this is supposed to be a documentary and be completely accurate... i guess i must have gotten something different out of the trailer.. to me it looked like a fictional movie..
you guys must really hate scifi or horror movies if the words karate and kung fu bother you this much..
8 years ago
It might be okay, but why couldn't they title it differently and be a stand alone film?

Hollywood is idea bankrupt. Watch the trailer for the a-team movie.. it's fucking pathetic.
8 years ago
wouldn't you think it would be dumber to call it something else like 'kung fu kid' when its basically the same plot as karate kid? they would get more flack for that.

8 years ago
I suppose on the martial art of choice point, but the lack of originality is my main gripe.

You know some asshole executive is pitching a Jaws remake as we speak.
8 years ago
i can't believe anyone would want to see this crap
8 years ago
I watched the original on the weekend. Can't remember if it was Saturday or Sunday, but anyway, it sucked.
8 years ago
& at least this one doesn't have a 32 year old playing the kid.
8 years ago
you know how people say "how can you know this movie will suck without seeing it?" well..i know
8 years ago
There goes the neighborHOOD.
8 years ago
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Oranje, did you just say the original Karate Kid sucked? You have just confirmed beyond all doubt what an absolute faggot you are. Go suck a dick, bitch.
8 years ago
It was about a dirty old man grooming a faggy young kid.

Not surprised you like it so much.
8 years ago
You always wanted an old chinese man to take you under his old flaccid nob, huh...
8 years ago
They're shoe-horning the Karate part in by having li'l Will Smith use some beginner's Karate to try and fight back at first. The Chinese kids make fun of him and call him "the karate kid" for being so lame.

Yup.
8 years ago
Apparently, they're working on a remake of Ferris Bueller's Day Off. My mind go explody.
8 years ago
karate or kungfu doesnt matter I could beat his ass without any problem
8 years ago
Leave it to Oranjefail to look for homosexual undertones in a student teacher relationship.
8 years ago
There is only one thing with more homosexual undertones than that film, & that us your life.
8 years ago
*is
8 years ago
Freudian slip? There is no "us", Oranje. I hate to break it to you. You sent me those embarrassing instant messages asking me to watch you beat off and i said i wasn't interested. That in no way, shape, or form constitutes a relationship.
8 years ago
Clinging on to a spelling mistake...really?

There is a fail for you, faggot.

Try again.
8 years ago
Karate Kid was a fucking shite movie
8 years ago
Oh yeah?

I bet you copied the moves in front of your tv...
8 years ago
It was as sad and pathetic as Blackburn on a sunny morning
8 years ago
And that is incredibly sad and pathetic
8 years ago
I wouldn't know, we never have sunny mornings here.
8 years ago
There was one. Many moons ago
8 years ago
When the last local virgin was sacrificed in a wicker man in Corporation Park
8 years ago
In about 1976
8 years ago
Virgin... Blackburn...

hahahahaha
8 years ago
To please the great god Imhotep
8 years ago
hehe, I once crashed into a paki in Corporation Park on my pushbike. The bastard bent the front forks and the handlebars.
8 years ago
Well, you did keep hitting him...
8 years ago
Imhotep was pleased!
8 years ago
and they did all feast upon hotpot
8 years ago
It was sunny here today
8 years ago
Yeah that's right
8 years ago
It was pleasantly warm and sunny here today.

Hah, you chilly UK people!
8 years ago
^when isnt it where you are, nipple?
8 years ago
also: yak, what exactly is ps.j.tv2n.net?
8 years ago
i was going to ask why jackie chan is beating up little kids but then i remembered chinese people are just tiny

thats fucked up they cast will smiths kid. how are little negroes supposed to aspire to get out of the hood and become famous when rich kids of negro celebrities are taking all their acting jobs!? will smith is the worst thing to happen to negros since kfc stopped using trans fat
8 years ago
They didn't "cast" Will Smith's kid. Will and Jada are the producers. They are essentially re-making this film for him.
8 years ago
goddamn thats even worse they took jobs from little negros aspiring to be film producers too!
8 years ago
deeeey tookaahrrrrrrr deeeeerb
8 years ago
This looks shit. Who cares about some little nigger kid being beaten up by kids in china?
8 years ago
who cares about your tits!?

i do
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
no MS sign, I call fake...
8 years ago
No straight sign, I call faggot.
8 years ago
i thought this was going to be another epic beard man spoof
8 years ago
Who is this epic beard man you are referring to?
8 years ago
me
8 years ago
asian hostess: would you like a table or a boof?
black guy: a boof.
8 years ago
That kid had the best team logo shirt on, EVER.
8 years ago
Doesn't this just show the amazing talent in Hollywood? They have to remake every fucking classic ever made.

At least there's still some talent providing us with movies like District 9 and Inglorious Basterds, but it's becoming less and less common.
8 years ago
Inglorious Basterds was a remake
8 years ago
Technically so was District 9.
8 years ago
Inglorious bastards wasn't a remake.

There was a film of the same name based on nazis, but it still wasn't a remake.
8 years ago
Nor was district 9.
8 years ago
d9 was based off a similar short film the director made some years prior, OJ.

technically, it IS a remake.
8 years ago
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0813999/

Alive in Joburg.
8 years ago
xaggly
8 years ago
Orajefail strikes again.
8 years ago
Be quiet you nonce.

Your fat ass life is full of fail.
8 years ago
& it isn't a remake as the original was only a short film.
8 years ago
'based on' is not 'remake'.
8 years ago
just admit defeat and stop nitpicking
8 years ago
It's really not a remake though.

Unless we're redefining the term 'remake'.
8 years ago
You seem to be willing to redefine anything to help your argument.
8 years ago
Like you try to redefine your sexuality & battered ass.
8 years ago
movies are taking the same route as video games, if it isnt shiny and in 3d the mass population of retards not qualified to critique my shit think it sucks

if theres a triad standing at the last fight yelling "sreep the reg!" we should riot in the streets
8 years ago
the same director adapts the same story with more time, better actors and a bigger budget. yeah, let's not call that a "remake",
let's call it a "re-imagining".

SHUT THE FUCK UP ORNAJE YOU DOUCHUS MAJORUS!

this is yet another fail for you, rish is right...
8 years ago
i'm kinda glad i misspelled your name,
i'll stick to that until you regain my respect.
8 years ago
or rather "remake" it...
8 years ago
dumbass!
8 years ago
PWNED!
8 years ago
someone is having a good night, i see.
out of pixie dust, happy juice, and/or chili?
8 years ago
Definitely a remake.
8 years ago
I've not even seen D9

lol
8 years ago
Never heard of the first one
8 years ago
so now you admit it? and you've not even seen either one?

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE...
8 years ago
seriously though, watch D9, best movie last year.
8 years ago
except for watchmen
8 years ago
and new moon
8 years ago
can you spot the joke?
8 years ago
everybody that just pointed to OJ's crotch wins a cookie...
8 years ago
I IZ DRUNKSIES
8 years ago
but, but... new moon was AWEFUCKINGSOME!! don't talk about it like that *runs away crying*
8 years ago
^team jacob
8 years ago
<team drunksies
8 years ago
lol, "we are not leaving until we see new moon!"
8 years ago
actually the twilight in 1 minute was my fav joke video about that movie, nearly made me piss myself
8 years ago
i cant wait for the new moon rifftrack, the first one made me pass out from laughter.
8 years ago
keep me updated on that, i'm gonna make rehab girl watch it with me as payment for taking her to see it in the theatre
8 years ago
here's the first:

http://btjunkie.org/torrent/Twilight-DVDrip-with-Rifftrax-by-goliath/37724d789441791eab883797fe6de10b2cccdbb12be2

i'll hook you up with the second as soon as possible (i dont even know if they riffed it yet).
8 years ago
All this bitching is turning me on. Now where's my butt plug?
8 years ago
grassy ass

enjoy your drunksiesness, i'm off to find some food...
8 years ago
hmmmmm, food.
8 years ago
i like food
8 years ago
*cock

hah!

beat you to it, fuckers....
8 years ago
this is one of those victories that dont feel to good...
8 years ago
too*
8 years ago
You make a funny drunk, Steven.
8 years ago
i do, don't i?
8 years ago
yeah, i do!
8 years ago
I've never heard of a rifftrack, but I'm downloading that one you just linked to. It appears to be funny.
8 years ago
are you familiar with MST3K?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mst3k

after it ended those guys started the same shit on the web and called it "rifftrax".

www.rifftrax.com

it's awesome. the worst movies suddenly are the most fun.
8 years ago
Not heard of Mst3k til just now, whilst trying to find out about rifftrax.
8 years ago
best thing about this thread is that both, basterds and d9, are only distributed by hollywood studios, they were produced in germany/ south africa respectively. worst examples for "hollywood creativity" ever...
8 years ago
mst3k was quite good, but i like the rifftrax better, hearing em mock films i know is just more fun...
8 years ago
i used to fucking love mst3000!
8 years ago
well, the german dub sucked..
8 years ago
it is hard not to lose comedy in translation
8 years ago
true.

theres quite good german dubs like scrubs or malcolm, but most of em really suck.
8 years ago
no offense to scrubs cause i think the show is genius and enjoy 'dumb' comedy as much as the witty stuff, but the simpler it is the more chance it has. as dry, witty and unique as mst is, it didn't have a prayer
8 years ago
you should see the dubbed versions of arrested development, sunny in philly or house md. that shit makes me wanna rip my ears off...
8 years ago
lol, i can't imagine house dubbed. that is a tragedy with how awesome of an actor hugh laurie is, all that is lost
8 years ago
so true. best thing is seing him on some talk show or interview and then switching his accents at will, cracks me up every time...
8 years ago
you sound just like my mom. she was in love with him a few years ago, watched the show religiously and every time he was on a talk show she would go on about crazy his accent was and how good he was at changing it. the guy is pretty good
8 years ago
actually i started watching the show cuz of her.

we used to cuddle up after sex and she'd tell me all about the cameron/ chase and cuddy/ house relationships and conflicts.
8 years ago
i miss chi mcbride though, its good to see that human target offered him a new home...
8 years ago
oj is wrong, you are not a fun drunk...

lol
8 years ago
i am not?

aaaw, mayn....
8 years ago
whoa...dw has a rehab girl?
8 years ago
1. she's not my 'girl', just a friend
2. she is no longer in court ordered rehab anymore but i started calling her that here when she was in rehab and it stuck
8 years ago
I go to work for 3 hours and wtf.
8 years ago
That is not Karate, it is KUNG FUCKING FU!!!!
8 years ago
and this matters why?
8 years ago
wrong, it's actually wrestling
8 years ago
Dude, your focus needs more focus.
8 years ago
Your anus needs more penis
8 years ago
The reason they got away with calling it the Karate Kid is because the kid knew some very basic karate. Yeah, sad, I know.
8 years ago
then why not just call it "black belt" ?

hurhurhur
8 years ago
It's only The Karate Kid in English speaking countries. In China/Japan/South-East Asia it is called Kung Fu Dream.
8 years ago
That'd be racist.
8 years ago
Truely shitty Jiu-Jitsu movie, "Red Belt".
8 years ago
The only thing that matters to Bicho is a non-ending supply of donkey cock
8 years ago
BAM!
8 years ago
red belt sucked cock, the trailer was all action but there was like 2 fights in the whole fucking movie
8 years ago
Bring Back Mr. Miagy and Daniel son ,The REAL O.G'S
8 years ago
*Mr. Burro and Donkey cum
8 years ago
its daniel-san
8 years ago
it's "Mr T And Tina"

wow i'm old
8 years ago
btw, the new names are the kid is Dae and Jackie is Mr Han. So yeah... not even the same names.
8 years ago
Every lets sing this song " your the best around,no body will keep you down" your the best around...oh by the way that is not karate it is Shao lin KUNG FUCKING FU..
8 years ago
I think even Jackie Chan can't save this one.
8 years ago
Take off jacket !!
8 years ago
Now the pants...
8 years ago
When you first come out from the rain, do you take your umbrella and jacket off?
8 years ago
Jack-et off! Jack-et off!
8 years ago
Jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Jacket on
8 years ago
*pants
*pants
*pants
*pants
8 years ago
MST 3000...

"pants! they cover up your butt"
...everybody sings now?
8 years ago
i wanna kill jaden smith.
8 years ago
Why? Don't you wanna see the Free Willy remake with him in it?
8 years ago
only thing i wanna see that spoiled douchy lil brat in is a car accident
8 years ago
or maybe a fire
8 years ago
or a casket
8 years ago
or your mom
8 years ago
I hear they're going to remake "Hard to Kill" with Dakota Fanning.
8 years ago
That's ok, she is getting pretty hot now.
8 years ago
Indeed she is. I would like to nominate her as Emma's replacement.
8 years ago
oh yeah
8 years ago
Especially when she is wearing all the 80's punk gear. Hotness.
8 years ago
I'd just make the little kid wax my car all day while eating kung po chicken.
8 years ago
*cumfrumsumyunguy
8 years ago
But then he'd get chicken all over your car.
8 years ago
Noooooooo, me eating the chicken.
8 years ago
lol fugs
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
What'd you say about my mama??
8 years ago
Crappy remake or not, what really matters is, will we get to see him fuck that girl?
8 years ago
Ralph Macchio is rolling in his grave now.
8 years ago
he's not dead, he's editing comics at marvel
8 years ago
nerd humour, its lost on the masses
8 years ago
Lil bow wow looks really cool in this
8 years ago
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