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by griffmoney1980s

submitted February 19th 2010

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werd

how are you gonna call yourself the best with no rings? punk ass bitch
8 years ago
Cuz rings don't mean shit in a team sport. any jackass sitting on the bench gets a ring. All you can go by is individual stats.
8 years ago
anyone with a ring cant be called the best, but you should at least have one before you call yourself the best

maybe if he spent less time walking around like a fucking douche in his mvp tshirt and worked on winning some games he would have a ring by now
8 years ago
i don't get it
8 years ago
i don't get it...
8 years ago
search lebron james traveling violations on youtube... everyone calls him the best and he aint won shit
8 years ago
Don't fucking tell me what to do.
8 years ago
Don't fucking tell me what not to do.
8 years ago
Tell me what to fucking don't not do.
8 years ago
Kobe has won ONE ring without Shaq and he had arguably the best supporting cast and the best NBA coach.....Kobe is and always will be a bitch who does not make his teamates better
8 years ago
get back to hibernating beandip
8 years ago
are you saying a man that has probably a 2% free throw success rate carried kobe to 3 championships?

you sir, are fucking retarded
8 years ago
you sir dont know a dominant player when you see one.....How soon did fat ass shaq win a title after he left the lakers? And how long did it take "I like anal" Kobe?
8 years ago
Fuck kobe
8 years ago
Hard to respect a sport where a guy with so little talent that he can't even hit half of his free throws is the most dominant player in the league. There are little kids that can hit half their fucking free throws. Can't dribble or shoot and would get laughed off the court if he were normal-sized, yet normal-sized people that practice twice as hard and have twice the skill will never make it in the sport because some dimwit decided to put the goal 10 feet above the ground, ensuring that it would be an unbalanced sport eventually exploited by coaches and team owners by simply finding and recruiting a bunch of freaks.

Don't get me wrong, I think soccer is a pretty gay sport, but at least in that sport, the person that works the hardest plays the best.
8 years ago
Take it easy shorty.
8 years ago
say what you want about basketball..but its pretty cool those crazy dunks
8 years ago
and your mothers are whores
8 years ago
and holy shit hotshot..that was really stupid
8 years ago
seriously
8 years ago
i can think of at least three analogies to illustrate how fucking dumb you are off the top of my head
8 years ago
but i doubt you'd get it
8 years ago
those dunks arent cool when the player has to bend their knees to get their feet off the ground while they hold onto the basket
8 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aDy8BqEuyE
8 years ago
borracho5000 is a filthy spic that sucks crusty infected cock and licks shit out his fathers ass. Also he likes getting assfucked by niggers like he was in prison.
8 years ago
basketball is gay
8 years ago
True statement
8 years ago
*american football
8 years ago
quiet down stinky..
8 years ago
Dwight Howard is better than both them fools
8 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJpANQxfSuQ
8 years ago
doesn't prove anything other then dwight was trying to draw the foul
8 years ago
lol^^^
4 years ago
where's bugs bunny?
8 years ago
wrong dudes
8 years ago
i don't get it.
8 years ago
Fucking net ball fags.
8 years ago
idiot
8 years ago
all you people do is argue
8 years ago
no we dont
8 years ago
do
8 years ago
I do
8 years ago
No you don't
8 years ago
this isn't an argument, it's just contradiction
8 years ago
No it's not.
8 years ago
...you idiot.
8 years ago
yes it is, you just contradicted me right there!
8 years ago
No i didn't, I argued that it wasn't.
8 years ago
this is futile
8 years ago
no it's not, it's immature.
8 years ago
No it isn't.
8 years ago
This is a disagreement or argument, but not a contradiction.
8 years ago
its both
8 years ago
Not the same.
8 years ago
yes it is
8 years ago
Not in this thread.
8 years ago
No it isn't, they have different spellings for a start.
8 years ago
you assholes
8 years ago
shouldn't he be in prison for rape...
8 years ago
really? its kobe, she wanted it and just looked for a payout afterward
8 years ago
Who cares?
8 years ago
precisely
8 years ago
I was starting to think you do
8 years ago
i don't
8 years ago
Funny how you guys all think that one person wins a game.

Anyway, fuck basketball.
8 years ago
Let's not mention how Phil Jackson is the Lakers coach. Let's just say it's only because of Kobe. syke. it's Phil Jackson's system coupled with Kobe Bryant's greatness. All LeBron needs is a coach like Jackson and a better supporting cast and he'll win at least one ring.

And why compare players that don't even play the same position?
8 years ago
He got one now. And more to come.
4 years ago
They can't beat Chicago.
4 years ago
Lol you really think the Bulls are gonna beat the Heat and move on? They won one game that is it. Don't really think they will win more.
4 years ago
Good win i will give them that.
4 years ago
The Bulls own the Heat. Always have.
4 years ago
I can care less either way. But i know the Heat are gonna win the next couple of games against the Bulls and move on to the championship game. And they will be playing the Spurs. But the Heat will win in game seven and become champion.
4 years ago
Well, they have to win 4 to move on and there's still another round before the championship game.
4 years ago
I shouldn't have to explain this to a black person.
4 years ago
Yea i doubt any teams in the east can beat the heat to move on to the NBA championship game.
4 years ago
Jrob care to join in or are you gonna just hide in the shadow and be a sissy girl and keep hitting the stfu.
4 years ago
ok sissy girl it is.
4 years ago
Fucking second time today my phone made me report spam today
4 years ago
The spam pol
4 years ago
.......the spam police are on their way,sorry bro
4 years ago
Also fuck the heat
4 years ago
I know you hate the heat. i figured that is why.
4 years ago
^ lol that comment was before i refresh the page.
4 years ago
Noah is a motherfucking beast bulls win in 6
4 years ago
I have nothing against the bulls. I just know the heat are gonna make it to the championship game to play the Spurs. I like what the Bulls are doing seeing how they are missing their best player and other key players.
4 years ago
Would have been nice to see Rose come back to play against the Heat. Seeing how he is cleared to play.
4 years ago
it would be cool if he would come off the bench maybe but they are playing good without him
4 years ago
Yea but they are not gonna be the Heat and win the series. That just aint gonna happen.
4 years ago
i would make a muchobet with you but im not confident enough
4 years ago
lol i thought about it.
4 years ago
I was gonna say something to urkel about a bet. But the last time i placed a bet with someone on a game i never heard from them.I won and they disappeared. No lie i am still looking for that mother fucker. He owes me $200.oo on a bet we made.
4 years ago
how totally unexpected...someone not paying for a bet they lost...
4 years ago
you couldve changed the title,dick
4 years ago
doh!
4 years ago
nothing like a tender steak
4 years ago
and why is that mormon missionary beating a dead horse?
4 years ago
I think "it" should ask jackiebaby that question right after she gets done fabreezing the shit out of every chair/sofa/flat surface in the house.
4 years ago
mmm febreeze, smell the freshness
4 years ago
Fuck Kobe.
4 years ago
Fuck you.
4 years ago
Fuck the Lakers.
4 years ago
Fuck your whore mother.
4 years ago
Celtics>Lakers
4 years ago
fuck basketball
4 years ago
Fuck rollerblading.
4 years ago
hey now, let's not get crazy
4 years ago
^5 stickyballs!
4 years ago
Kobe is a faggit.

Rondo 4 lyfe
4 years ago
You're a faggot.
4 years ago
i always thought Spud Webb was a cutie
4 years ago
Zeke is just mad I made fun of kyliekat...
4 years ago
what doesn't get zeke mad?
4 years ago
Little Orphan Annie?
4 years ago
Disney movie theme songs
4 years ago
Beans
4 years ago
I'm trying really hard to think of something...
4 years ago
Honestly
4 years ago
I saw the kyliekat comment after this one, actually.
I just think you're a full-blown mongoloid.
4 years ago
the retard squad is in full effect

honestly
4 years ago
You're an angry little man aren't you buddy?
4 years ago
it's hilarious how zeke thinks people have to conspire to disagree with his ignorance.
4 years ago
birds of a feather....
4 years ago
shit on your head together
4 years ago
chatfag ratings - based on their mainsite comments:

(male version)
dik - always funny
zeke - always funny, except for well, you know
dush - mostly funny
yak - no comment
steel - who?
jaspar - who?, and not very funny either
Tr - nevereverfunny
4 years ago
if i forgot anybody it's just cause i dont even really know you people
4 years ago
the truth is seldom funny, posbro.
4 years ago
show of hands :

who's on MS for truth?

who's on MS for funy?
4 years ago
protip - if you're here for the former, you dont belong here
4 years ago
I'm on for the possum music videos. And to see if Jones can ever outdo himself after this:
http://muchosucko.com/89602/Turtle-Dreams-by-Meredith-Monk
4 years ago
I'm on MS cause i got lost on my way to Bigbootyhoes.com
4 years ago
to those it might concern: i fucked up and let my palpal thingy go dry - i just threw smore $ at it, and i hope it kicks in before pro runs out for yall - if that happens, no offense?
4 years ago
I'm here because I heard there'd be free cheese.
4 years ago
you want some "whine" to go with that cheese?
4 years ago
No thanks punky, I'm all set. Stiff lip buddy.
4 years ago
haha..."stiff lip". I've had one of those before. I was on some moonshine at "the campus pub", back in 2009. I was barefooted, and I was wasted.
4 years ago
oh wait...that's a "busted lip"..my bad.
4 years ago
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