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Jamie Lee Curtis' new big movie.

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submitted February 13th 2010

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i dont care how old she is now if she did the dance from true lies for me i would knock that shit all night
8 years ago
and then she'll bake you poisoned cookies.
8 years ago
correct!
8 years ago
True Lies J.L.C. FTW!
8 years ago
Jamie Lee Curtis is way fitter
8 years ago
He's hot!
8 years ago
Bet he's got a pretty small dick, though.
8 years ago
I guess the rumors are true, Jamie Lee Curtis does have man parts. It also looks as if they're rotated 180 degrees.
8 years ago
Steve's dad keeps a pic like this of Steve in his wallet.
8 years ago
another gay dad Freudian diss by the gayest dad of all
8 years ago
you probably have to hit yourself in the face with a hammer just to stop from molesting your own kids you sicko
8 years ago
No, boy-toucher pedo faggot, I hit you in the face with the hammer.

You are the pedo with the pedo rep here, ElPedo. If you think trying to turn it around on me is going to work, you are stupider than the 5 year olds you fantasize about.
8 years ago
Me thinks you protest too much. I guess someone hit a nerve!
8 years ago
funny you & cruel both have kids & yell pedo every .03 seconds.



the ladyboy lover doth protest too much
8 years ago
*punts hanks kids into traffic
8 years ago
What's funny is that nobody else seems to mind when scumbags like yourself talk about raping someone's kids.

You are fucking garbage, Steve. The world would be a better place without you.

*Cuts off PedoSteve's head. Shits down his throat.
8 years ago
cry me a river chinigger
8 years ago
Seriously, you know it's true. Just go kill yourself.

No more kids need to suffer.
8 years ago
i hope your family is radioactive so my dick glows in the dark when im done with them
8 years ago
It would look just like a firefly, I suppose. Help your dad find his way when he comes home drunk and wants to flick your little bean for a while.
8 years ago
it would look like a giant radioactive skewer with all your family members impaled ass to mouth on it
8 years ago
It would look like a glow-in-the-dark light switch in a dark room as your father and 5 or 6 other sweaty, hairy, panting fat men rape you and bukkake your face all day.

"Happy Valentine's Day, Steve! Now, close the curtains and get undressed."
8 years ago
I don't have kids. Steve is still a pedo.
8 years ago
Actually Hank...your 'nice' pal dik spouts digusting baby-rape talk more than anyone else here...so maybe it's time you quit being so one-sided and call him out too.
8 years ago
underneath all that battle-hardened exterior,beats the heart of a baby bunny rabbit.its St Valentines day..lets all exchange flowers and chocolates.
8 years ago
Actually Cruel, I've called him on it many a time. Get your facts straight.
8 years ago
*gives poisoned chocolates to billy*
8 years ago
Kinda sorta. But, you still wanna maintain he's a 'good guy'. He isn't. So grow a pair.
8 years ago
He is, and go fuck yourself.
8 years ago
Fuck off Hank. Come back and tell me that if he ever decides to make disgusting remarks about YOUR children.

Your hypocrisy is both boring, and nauseating.
8 years ago
Why would he say that kind of shit to me? I haven't harassed him to the point of insanity. Still doesn't justify saying that shit in my book, but it makes it understandable. It's aberrant bahavior for him. He doesn't say that shit to anyone else. Why you only? Do you suppose you are blameless here?

Bottom line. Dik is usually a nice guy that says fucked up shit to you once in a while. You are usually an asshole to everyone, but can be a decent guy once in a while.
8 years ago
dik is a nice guy. Cruel's daughter is a whore. Hank has a nice family.
8 years ago
Jesus Hank. Justify your double-standard some more why don't you? If something is unacceptable it is unacceptable...not merely because 'it doesn't happen to you'.

If your ass had been around here more often, you'd know I barely talk to the moron. And he says fucked up shit to me OFTEN.

My God, you flaky fool.

8 years ago
...waits for 'the dikhead' to say I am crying...
8 years ago
Right, Cruel, 'cause you never talked shit about his kids, right?

Who's the hypocrite here?
8 years ago
*raises hand*

Its Cruel, isn't it?
8 years ago
I never uttered a word about his kid/kids until very recently when he crossed the line. It was only ever jamiee and stan that I made comments about. And, all I've said about 'dik Jnr' is that he's dangerously obese, and dik might want to sort that out before he dies at a young age.

I also said something in chat recently about dik Jnr and jamiee going at it. But, that's it. I don't need to sink to depraved depths, and nor could I. It's called having a moralistic soul.
8 years ago
you fuck with the bull you get the horn..i got no sympathy..quit whining cruel..or i'll pwn you again right now
8 years ago
dik jr is my baby motherfucker
8 years ago
unlike yours he has a good father
8 years ago
now you want to get nasty with me i'll outnasty you by a fucking long shot
8 years ago
clearly you cant take it..cause you whine and bitch and cry and weep..real good parent
8 years ago
You're not a good parent you fucking pedo-mouthed shitstain. Hahaha!

Dude if I ever set eyes on you...you know...in the 'real world' I will rip your fucking spine out with my bare hands.

Then your fatassed kid won't have an alcoholic loser, child-rape talking 'father' anymore.
8 years ago
Seriously you cunt. We meet. You are dying by my bare fucking hands.

8 years ago
hahahaha
8 years ago
you are pwned
8 years ago
...and stfu with the 'bull and horn' shit...will ya, you scaraggly piece of pedo shit.

The only thing bull about you is the shit that flows liberally from your no-good, rejected by a homely slut mouth.
8 years ago
you resorted to internet threats
i'm even better than i thought
8 years ago
thanks tacobell
8 years ago
so youre going to kill me huh cruel?
i doubt it..youre too fat to kill anything but a stack of waffles
8 years ago
It's not a resort you cunt. My daughter means the world to me, and yes, you are in serious fucking trouble if I am ever fortunate enough to set eyes on you, you big-mouthed coward.
8 years ago
oh snap..i went there
8 years ago
are you going to wipe your hands off before you kill me? i'd prefer there wasnt bacon grease all over me
8 years ago
...guys like you are a dime a dozen...lonely, shit-talking, inbred manipulators. You probably bored jamee out of your life with your tired, immature, immoral routine.

Fuck you, and fuck your deep-fried, grotesquely overweight kid. I hope your tears run as liberally as your disgraceful baby rape comments, when he has a micoardial infarction in the very near future...and dies before your very eyes.
8 years ago
hahaha death threats
8 years ago
what a pussy
8 years ago
fuck your skank daughter and fuck you you fucking puppet
8 years ago
i'd only let stan hump that slut with a condom
8 years ago
if i can get one that small..hes not that well hung
8 years ago
MS convention fucker. You're so popular...arrange an 'invite' for me. You will be begging for the Grim Reaper after I'm done with you.

Words on screen are your forte huh you fucking imp? You're not a man at all...as you keep trying to convince everyone. You're a bottom-feeder, who resorts to attacking an innocent baby, to get a reaction from a guy who has exposed you tooo many times.

I know this site is your life dik.

Promise me you'd spew your shit to me toe-to-toe. promise it. You're no man. A man should be able to protect and fight for his life if it's necessary. You couldn't protect yourself from a fucking bag of peanuts, you drooling hick.
8 years ago
I can laugh at your comments, but only due to their desperation...akin to the rejected, spade-faced, stickman who produced them.

No wonder you love Camy so much...I'm sure dik Jnr looks like the super-bloated version of it.
8 years ago
here comes k-k-k-k-ken..he's going to k-k-k-kill me
8 years ago
aaaahahahaha
8 years ago
Hahahaha!
8 years ago
can you make it a soldiers death?
8 years ago
You think I'm joking do you? Arrange a meet, and I will 'pwn' you like no man has ever been pwned before. It will be a very worthwhile video for the site.


Come on shit-talker. Let's start this thing in motion, you fucking pansy baby-rape talker.
8 years ago
hahaha
8 years ago
I'll protect you at the convention, dik.
8 years ago
...what a shocker...dik's 'body guard' offering his gay services.

Wild fucking horses cannot keep me from your scrawny throat now dikless...much less this sexually-confused douche.
8 years ago
i'm kind of in hysterics at the moment
8 years ago
what a pwnw
8 years ago
just give me a minute cruel
8 years ago
cracking up
8 years ago
You misunderstand, Cruel. I was going to protect dik by pulling him off of you before he kills you and catches a case. He isn't a hardened convict like you. He is too pretty for jail.
8 years ago
ok i'm good..thanks irish..but cruel would never get invited
8 years ago
We could invite him to the wrong location.
8 years ago
Cruel: *knock knock*

*silence*

Cruel: "Hello, guys, is anyone here?"

*silence*

Cruel: *cries*
8 years ago
i dont know..he says he wants to kill me..not friendly
8 years ago
Rish...just go ahead and jump state already. Gay lip-on-belly-sporting-mofo.
8 years ago
Its not gay. Its a very manly tattoo.
8 years ago
i don't really see the need for all this hostility..seems like i started talking about gay willie nelson then blammo..cruel gets jizzealous
8 years ago
And for the record, I don't have a belly, you fat sack of shit. I have abs.
8 years ago
Cruel gets jealous whenever he isn't the one with a cock in his mouth.
8 years ago
i did notice this..cruels comments get real gay..like suspiciously gay
8 years ago
like abs..tattoos..fucking boys..its disgusting
8 years ago
sick fuck..calls himself a dad
8 years ago
He wishes they were his lip prints on my abs.
8 years ago
Rish, shut your cum-guzzler, 'brah'. The only thing manly about you is the stench of male jizz which emanates from your overriden backdoor.
8 years ago
this thread is full of gayness
8 years ago
i saw him say that..cruel said"they look like my lipprints" gross
8 years ago
father of the year
8 years ago
if you look up you can see the point he melts
8 years ago
best not to bite off more than you can chew fatman..youre already wilting and i havent even started to get fucking obscene yet
8 years ago
Yeah dik. I get it, after all these years.

Don't be so ignorant as to think the love you have for your loved ones is greater than someone else's.

I would kill for my daughter in a heartbeat, and for her mother. To quote from you...'say what the fuck you want about me, but not my loved ones'.

If you're prepared to say it stood in front of me, then you're prepared for serious physical pain. Get that invite...walk it like you talk it...and see what happens.

Basically, stay out of my sight. Your existence contravenes public decency.
8 years ago
The only "brah" Cruel knows is the one he has to wear to keep his massive moobs in check.
8 years ago
dik, try not to use the words bite and chew. You're only exciting him.
8 years ago
i cant believe hes stupid enough to waste time typing that
8 years ago
The only "overriden backdoor" he has seen lately has been his daughters.
8 years ago
he has moobs..he was sending shirtless pics to the mucho chicks
8 years ago
He sent me some hella gay pictures of himself in chat once. I was disgusted.
8 years ago
seriously? cruel youre a fag
8 years ago
There you go with those fantasies again rish.
8 years ago
the ones i saw he was holding his breath in so to hide his titties..i swear
8 years ago
You really are a fag, Cruel. No wonder your daughter loves the cock so much, she must take after you.
8 years ago
Jesus. You're honestly more of a headfuck than a woman.

I want to kill you, but I will be laughing intermittantly whilst throttling you.

Fucking douche.
8 years ago
Only faggots use the word "whilst".
8 years ago
i think the reason he gets upset about his "daughter" is he wants her
8 years ago
sick fuck
8 years ago
you disgust me cruel..fucking pedophile
8 years ago
i might even call the cops with your death threats and pedo activity..see if you ever see her again
8 years ago
filthy pig
8 years ago
I bet he has already had her.
8 years ago
That being the case then rish...your epitaph will read:

'Died tragically and suddenly whilst sucking off the entire spectrum of gym-goers in their lovely gis.'

RIP rishfag
8 years ago
He disgusts me too.
8 years ago
I'm outta here.
8 years ago
Disgusting.
8 years ago
ya me too..we're taking the high road pedo-killer guy
8 years ago
disgusting
8 years ago
how do you sleep at night? hopefully the crib is in another room
8 years ago
maniac
8 years ago
that's an official run off and pwn
8 years ago
Apology not quite accepted, dik.
8 years ago
i'm not gone yet babyfucker..but nice try..still got some death threats to make?
8 years ago
you still want to kill me?
8 years ago
haha jackass
8 years ago
are you going to beat me to death with an extra pork chop?
8 years ago
hahaha you stupid fat turd
8 years ago
tell me more about how youre going to kill me lardass you 300 pound sack of syrup
8 years ago
gutless sack of goo
8 years ago
getting pretty quiet there killer
8 years ago
buck buck buckaaaa!!!
8 years ago
cruels people to kill list #1: dik
8 years ago
hahahahaha idiot
8 years ago
I slept through that pwning like Cruel's daughter sleeps through train we run on her nightly.

Cruel, stfu you fucking poser. You wouldn't do shit if you met Dik offline. Now, unlike your bitch-ass I have to go get ready for work.

Someone's gotta keep food on the table for your kid. By the way, I think it's cute how she still calls me daddy before I leave for the night.
8 years ago
Like... wow!
8 years ago
I know. Thats quite the pwnage up there. Cruel is a fag and his daughter is a dirty litle kinderwhore.
8 years ago
"are you going to beat me to death with an extra pork chop?"

Hahahahahaha! Somehow i doubt there is ever any "extra" food around there.
8 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha....meltdown
8 years ago
With an extra order of lard
8 years ago
Freshie...you dumb nigger. Your foodstamps? Under your workboots, Hammer...that's why you can't find them.

rish...you're a frustrated home. Stfu.

cheeky? Tut tut. Fuck you.

Meltdown? Nah, just kinda bored of the baby-rape talk...the true meltdown will be when you fags can get the balls to allow me to meet 'nice guy' dik. THEN you'll see a fucking meltdown...and a snap...when I break his scrawny ass over my knee, and slap his dirty ass like he clearly needs.

;)
8 years ago
home=homo
8 years ago
Now who's fantasizing? You wanna bend dik over and spank him? You are a flaming faggot. For the record there has been no "baby-rape" talk. Your little dirty whore daughter gives it up willingly.
8 years ago
Fucking can it, you pond scum.
8 years ago
...probably a pedo too...which is why you're trapped in one state, you dumb fuck.
8 years ago
Cruel's flippin out so bad over this shit. Look at the lil mark cuban lookalike gettin his panties in a wad. HAHAHAHAHA.

Your daughter likes my wad.
8 years ago
this thread = why i love this place
8 years ago
i hope i get an invite for the big mucho convention.
8 years ago
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