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Bacon VS Tofu

The mother of all wars has begun.

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by Mako

submitted February 12th 2010

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Bacon VS Tofu
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Bacon goes with any meal, and can make any dish better. Tofu is good for... um... some Japaneses desserts, but other then that makes everything it touches turn to shit. Bacon is clearly the winer.

And now for something from my stalker fanboy.
8 years ago
I agree, totally bacon for the win.
8 years ago
Oh... You meant your mucho stalker/fanboy. Sorry....
8 years ago
I don't mind you, you keep quiet. There is a more leather-faggy one that is loader I was thinking of.
8 years ago
tofu has a clear advantage with the lower center of gravity.. also it looks as tho tofu is smarter than bacon based on the monocle.
8 years ago
That is true. The monocle could mean he has money too. If so, he could pay a Steak to kill Bacon.
8 years ago
oh of course he is rich.. only rich people have monocles
8 years ago
but you guys forget he's french
8 years ago
Or maybe he's using that monocle as a cum guard for one of his eyes.
8 years ago
Oh, is this your obligatory one thread to comment in for the day, GAyJuice, yo fucking retarded homo?

Your comments are the tofu of Mucho, bland and mostly ignored.
8 years ago
^^Pwned

Damn, you always hit below the belt don't cha Hank?
8 years ago
Odd I was thinking Hank was the tofu of this site. I only made one comment, as I only saw one thing I had something to say about.

I am however glad to see my fanboy is still after my attention.
8 years ago
It's more than just odd. It's fucking stupid as hell, but yet not unexpected coming from, GayJuice, the king of all dumbasses.

There is nothing remotely tofu-like about me. Wasabi would be a much more apt comparison.

"I only made one comment, as I only saw one thing I had something to say about."

Hahahahahahaa. You fucking lying liar. If lies and self-delusion were feathers you'd be a chicken, you dimwit.
8 years ago
Wasabi makes small children cry.

Sounds about right.
8 years ago
Wasabi in the USA usually contains virtually no actual wasabi. It is flavorless and fake, so yeah it does sum up Hank quite well.
8 years ago
i don't know... the bacon might know some people
8 years ago
If it doesn't have any wasabi in it then it's not wasabi, you fucking moron.

I may be many things, but flavorless I'm not.

You, otoh, say stupid shit A LOT, which is a pretty good indication that you are an idiot.
8 years ago
It sold under the name wasabi. Also note that I said "virtually no" wasabi, that would imply a very tiny amount of actually wasabi. Reading too hard for Hank.
8 years ago
Team Bacon FTW!
8 years ago
All Jews should eat Bacon and get over it. I do! Your ass does ont look like a lot of bacon gets into you. That or you work out like crazy.
8 years ago
I throw up constantly. That helps.
8 years ago
youre fucking pathetic, shes not even that hot. id hit it though because i would do such horrible things to her sexually that all jews would wake up the next day feeling dirty
8 years ago
Wow kojach, a bet you get all the ladies...

Team Bacon +1
8 years ago
I would do such terrible things to you that you wouldn't wake wake up.

Ever.
8 years ago
i guess ill just have to stay awake, i doubt youre a good enough fuck to put me to sleep anyway
8 years ago
Kojach - I already wake up every day feeling dirty from what I do. That ass was hot, no question.
8 years ago
Insult my lack of sexual skills, will you...

*yawn*
8 years ago
Never Ever
8 years ago
Ever Never Ever Never Ever
8 years ago
youre not really tired thats just the zyklon b
8 years ago
There is no team bacon.
8 years ago
Bacon doesn't need a team. It's awesome all by itself.
8 years ago
Her ass ain't all that.
8 years ago
Oh yo crazy guys...quit the reverse psychology already. Jew is actually fucking hot, I'm sensing.
8 years ago
apathy ftw
8 years ago
She has nice tatas and a nice ass.
8 years ago
You're all crazy. Happy Valentine's Day.
8 years ago
haha the tofu is french, so if you didnt hate it before you do now
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
he looks German
8 years ago
Herr Tofu just sounds gross.
8 years ago
I'm going to eat some tofu when I get home in about 20 minutes.

I reek of good health these days.
8 years ago
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