points: 4

Crikey

Atleast this father taught his son some sense.

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by Snarf

submitted February 6th 2010

30 comments
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I was hoping it was going to attach to his face like an Alien. .....close.
8 years ago
That retard deserved to have that thing land on his face and bite it so we could fap to pictures of it decaying 3 months from now.
8 years ago
He should have chewed on it in self defense.
8 years ago
@TaLLhaLL

I really don't think I would fap to that. So, that being said, use plenty of napkins.
8 years ago
@Claude
Me too
8 years ago
well you really shouldn't be playing with spiders. i would have laughed really hard if the spider had fallen on his face. people should really know to leave well enough alone.
8 years ago
how is a giant ass spider on your ceiling well enough
8 years ago
i still hope you die
8 years ago
I told you not to play with spiders! hahahaha kids are hilarious
8 years ago
holy shit!

kill it with fire!

seriously though, i would've flame-Raid'ed the shit outta that friggin monster!
8 years ago
...while crapping my pants.
8 years ago
im sure you do most things with shit in your pants you german scat monsta
8 years ago
shut up when you're talking to me, beard queero!
8 years ago
how can someone shut up while talking?
8 years ago
well, you are doing it wrong obviously!
8 years ago
its usually a case of... the bigger they are, the less likely they are to kill you.
its the small fuckers you gotta watch, like white-tails and redbacks.
8 years ago
i once ran into a fight with a grasshopper, it got bloody
8 years ago
Them white tails are evil little fuckers. Tiny things with a bite that causes necrosis to spread quite a distance from the point they bit.
8 years ago
should've just jammed his thumb in the spider's butthole.
8 years ago
I take it they are dangerous?
8 years ago
no. unfortunately they're not lethal.
8 years ago
shit the spider in the corner of my room was the only pet i was allowed to have, shit made me reminisce...
8 years ago
Shit made me jump, I should've heeded the warning...
8 years ago
Bah, was only a Huntsman spider, they don't usually bite humans, and even when they do their venom barely does any damage. They're actually pretty handy to have around the house and garden, as they kill and feed on other spiders and insects, including the more dangerous kinds.
8 years ago
Although, saying that, they cause more deaths in Australia than any other spider. They have a habit of finding their way into cars and jumping out at inopportune moments, scaring the shit out of the driver and causing a crash.
8 years ago
Crikey!
8 years ago
They're fucking huge though, and having one sort of fall onto your head like this guy did would sure as hell give me a heart attack.
8 years ago
haha this is comedy !
8 years ago
I'm pretty sure anybody could have told this guy how this was gonna play out.
8 years ago
I am crying and my feet are off the floor now.
8 years ago
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