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Hey There Cthulhu

One man singing of his love for a Great Old One.

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by abortedjesus

submitted February 3rd 2010

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comments (45)
I like this version better
8 years ago
The Humboldt squid shoals popping up in California are heralding his return
8 years ago
haha its the skull faced skinhead from toronto, his name is zombie hahahaha
8 years ago
and he is gay.
8 years ago
00:44 was creepy.
8 years ago
i thought it was kinda cute
8 years ago
Nice tat @ 2:21
8 years ago
If Cthulhu showed up here, I would fucking pwn his bitch ass in a quick second.
8 years ago
You say that now. What'll you say after the tentacle rape?
8 years ago
I think he would beg for more.
8 years ago
I would rape him with his own tentacle then Hay-zoos would lick his ass juice off of my fingers.

He would beg me to let him lick my fingers.
8 years ago
Cthulhu would eat all our souls without even noticing.
8 years ago
Well, I do believe Steven is right.
8 years ago
You are a queer sissy. Stfu.
8 years ago
There my power bottom, I wondered where you got off to.
8 years ago
You couldn't dominate a drowned kitten, Hay-zoos. I would park my foot so far up your ass, you'd be choking on it.
8 years ago
I know the tough front is for MS, in the bedroom we know what you like.
8 years ago
You've never slept in a bedroom in your whole life, little homeless window licker. You share your underground hovel with a pack of rats and a doll's head to keep you company.
8 years ago
If that were the case, ho would I be posting on this website?
8 years ago
I think you've got a wireless keyboard stuffed up your ass and, as you scamper about in the sewer looking for chicken bones and pizza crust to gnaw on, your anal polyps are banging against the keys.
8 years ago
I liked you better when you cried tell I let you eat my ass.
8 years ago
I've never liked you. No one else does either. Well, maybe PedoSteve does, since you let him fondle you while wearing a diaper, but that's about it.
8 years ago
If you hate me, why do you keep blowing me?
8 years ago
I keep pwning you.
8 years ago
Blowing, you mean blowing. If you want to call blowing "pwning" fine. Just don't drag the teeth.
8 years ago
You are a slow learner. That's good, because I enjoy knocking your weak ass around every day.

It doesn't take any time at all and it keeps me from getting too relaxed.
8 years ago
Not relaxed? So I got you on edge then. I am quite relaxed during your little tantrums. As with a crying child, I know you have no real ability to do a damn thing.
8 years ago
Kee-rist, what a moron. That "I'm getting to you." shit is soooo fucking stupid.

Listen, lobotomy scar, this is just an enjoyable way for me to kill the time. I will enjoy flaming every day for the rest of my life until you learn your fucking place.
8 years ago
Oh my, I am getting to you. And my place is as your god.
8 years ago
Well, you have a place in my record book as the dumbest guy I've ever flamed and that's saying a LOT.

No, fag, you are not "getting to me", whatever that is supposed to even mean.
8 years ago
Wait, no you are getting to me.
8 years ago
Sorry, no, just kidding.

(Seriously, that is a pointless and stupid thing to say.)
8 years ago
3 posts in a row, wouldn't do that if you weren't losing it.
8 years ago
Why do you repeat the same stupid shit over and fucking over? Posting 3 times in a row means nothing.

I swear to fucking god, your "Oh my, I think I'm getting to you" is the stupidest shit I have heard in years.

You are such a dumbfuck. You must know this. Tell me you are aware of your status as a moron, tell me.
8 years ago
A long post, no need to read it.
8 years ago
Haha, you dumbfuck. You just proved my point.
8 years ago
Might have, I'll never know, just not worth reading that much of your rambling.
8 years ago
You read my comments and then lie about it.

What a fucking little girl you are.
8 years ago
No, once you get over four lines I disregard the post. You don't have enough to say for more then four lines.
8 years ago
You are a girly little liar with no imagination and no wit. You are a flat line, a zero, a non-entity.

I've run so many fucking circles around you, you are like a bug stuck in my hubcap.
8 years ago
Yeah I see four lines. Not worth the time.
8 years ago
You are an intellectually lazy liar. You read every comment I make, but because it takes so much effort for you to think of any comeback remotely resembling something clever you fall back on several standard lines.

You are weak, dude. W-E-A-K. You are less useful than an amputated limb.
8 years ago
You really like me not to read your shit.
8 years ago
funny, but 2 minutes too long.
8 years ago
Sweetness, loved the art work and the Cthulhu tattoo was nice. I would like to have this song. I'm a long time Lovecraft fan
8 years ago
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