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Iron Knight

Thou shalt not breed.

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by Jones

submitted February 2nd 2010

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Iron Knight
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That is a lot of ring mail.
8 years ago
Technically thats still chainmail, ringmail is generally larger rings attached to hardend leather armor big difference
8 years ago
Fair enough. Didn't know there was a difference. Thanks.
8 years ago
...the more you know..
8 years ago
RetardedFetus doesn't know the difference between a marshmallow and a man's balls. That's why Bob and Neil next door always invite him over to make s'mores.

"Want s'more, Hay-zoos?"

"Si."
8 years ago
You really need something new.
8 years ago
That was new. As in, I hadn't said it before. That's what new means.

You really need to stop being so fucking stupid.
8 years ago
No, that shit was old, you said it before. You are not worth a detailed insult.
8 years ago
Do you see double or something? I never said anything about your neighbors' balls melting in your mouth before. It's new news I alone am privy to. Bob said your mouth makes the "marshmallows" really warm and soft. Neil said he gags you with his "choclate bar". They both said they will never teach you English.

Your cock-eyed eyes must make it really difficult for you to read.
8 years ago
You do like to type shit out.
8 years ago
If only your eyes looked in the same direction and weren't filled with monkey jizm, you could maybe read a little better.
8 years ago
Are you done? Is that all?
8 years ago
hank is never done, AB...accept it and move on...
8 years ago
No, I'm not done, you dwarf monkey jizz gargling butt sniffer.

I am never done. Never, ever, ever, .....

You are a hunchbacked shit encrusted disgusting Mexican dwarf shat out of your fat albino migrant farm worker mother, tossed into a septic tank, flushed into a ditch and raised by a family of bald possums. You live in a sewer and fap in discarded shoes. I just wish you could read more better. Then you would how many fucking times I have pwnd, punked and put down your downs having, flea bitten retarded ass.
8 years ago
Please keep going. I have all night.
8 years ago
I'll keep going until you die, Hay-zoos, you fucking circus freak.
8 years ago
You really have little on your plate. So I am going to text your devotion.
8 years ago
Speak English, you fucking greasy wetback.
8 years ago
Devotion, I am testing yours.
8 years ago
Why don't you test your search skills and look up some funny lines, Hay-zoos, you fucking hair lip? I mean, damn, stop being so fucking lazy.

I'll even pretend I think they are yours.
8 years ago
Your not worth the effort.
8 years ago
Your comments aren't worth the effort it takes you to type them, but you keep doing it.

Hahahahaha! You've got absolutely NOTHING to say, and you insist on saying it.
8 years ago
That something we have in common, I however do it in less words.
8 years ago
The main difference between us at this point in time is that I am enjoying myself, making up some funny stuff, and looking forward to pwning you in the future.

You are the complete opposite.
8 years ago
You have not been funny.
8 years ago
Of course, you would say that. You couldn't see the funny hat I was wearing while I bent you over the bar and fucked you in the ass for three days straight.
8 years ago
No no no, we all know your the power bottom in any relationship.
8 years ago
Lol, I've definitely been tearing up your stupid ass the last few days.

Everybody knows it. You not being man enough to admit it and then stfu doesn't change a thing.
8 years ago
I know you need to tell yourself that. In reality, I am seeing how much time you will waste trying to get my attention to feed your homosexual attraction to me. That attraction boarder on obsession, and is kind of sick. Fag.
8 years ago
I don't need to tell myself anything. It's just the reality of the situation and you know it.

It takes very little time and effort to pwn you every day.
8 years ago
Then when are yo planing to start?
8 years ago
I started 5 days ago.

Life began to pwn you the day you were born. You are the living embodiment of fail.
8 years ago
No in 5 days, you have done not a single "pwn".
8 years ago
Yes, pwn after pwn after pwn.
8 years ago
More like gay after gay after gay.
8 years ago
team Chinaski +1. fuck jesus
8 years ago
Yes, fuck Jesus. I've fucked with him, fucked him up, fucked him in his ear hole, than told him to get fucked.

He's a bit slow, though. He just doesn't seem to get it yet.
8 years ago
Get that you are sad enough to keep posting stupid shit and then claim it is "pwn".
8 years ago
I don't claim every one, but there are pwns aplenty.

Notice, that guy didn't mention your faggy name. You don't even have a team. Wow, what a loser.
8 years ago
So, my lack of interest in "pwn" and internet teams make me a loser? Keep telling yourself that.
8 years ago
You losing all the time makes you a loser.

You not being able to comprehend when you are getting pwnd makes you an idiot.

You coming back for more and more makes you my fucking play toy, bitch.
8 years ago
You keep coming to me, you must love the abuse. Did daddy used to hit you? Is that why you blow random men?
8 years ago
You are my gimp, Hay-zoos. I have you on a leash, little sissy freak, with a vice grips clamped to the end of your little cock, and you love to be locked in your box with a full enema in your back door, don't you?
8 years ago
Keep talking, we know the truth. Your ass doesn't have much left, but you are the best cocksucker ever.
8 years ago
The truth is you drink my piss for your breakfast, little gimpy fruit bat.
8 years ago
Hank. I know you have dream. Why do you share them?
8 years ago
*Shits in Gay-juice's mouth.*

There ya go, little monkey, some desert for you.
8 years ago
Took you 9 minutes to come up with that? You are a slow man.
8 years ago
Only a moron like yourself would think time between comments equals thinking time.

I must have been in the bathroom taking a shit that looked just like you.
8 years ago
You, stupid fuck, are the slowest bitch faggot I've ever flamed.

I'm not even sure you're capable of human learning.
8 years ago
For you it does equal thinking time. MS is your life.
8 years ago
Yes, you are a moron.
8 years ago
I didn't ask a question.
8 years ago
I agree 100%. You are truly a fucking imbecile.
8 years ago
If that is the case why do you need to end me so bad?
8 years ago
I think we are all in agreement here. You are dumber than a box of dead worms.
8 years ago
I see that is your opinion. You seem to be dumb enough to assume it is the only opinion available.
8 years ago
Aha! So you admit to the facts of your incredibly low intelligence and homosexuality.
8 years ago
Not sure how you got that out of what I said. Still not sure what it is you want.
8 years ago
wow that must be custom made cause i didnt think they made chain mail that big haha
8 years ago
they had to make some for henry viii fat ass didnt they
8 years ago
very true haha
8 years ago
that was probably custom made though...
8 years ago
it's made from the pull tabs on beer cans
8 years ago
Apathy bro, cut back on the heavy metal.
8 years ago
Too much?
8 years ago
could have gone without the coif
8 years ago
Or with a larger face opening on it.
8 years ago
My ancestors were the Kettenring family. They appartently made the best chainmail in Germany in the 16th century.
8 years ago
wow usually chain mail hangs loosely on you...

that just put his girth into perspective.
8 years ago
man, wish people like that worked at starbucks
8 years ago
Sales would go through the roof! But he'd probably spill a lot of coffee. And drink all the cream.
8 years ago
chain mail is actually fairly easy to move in
8 years ago
its just the ultimate apron fuck that green shit all baristas should be issued chainmail to handle coffee, milk, and pastries.
8 years ago
Smok-e-link arms
8 years ago
He kind of reminds me of someone.
8 years ago
possum?
8 years ago
some other old fatass Mucho Sucker ?
8 years ago
I thought it was Possum tbh
8 years ago
i was thinking more of Godzilla
8 years ago
It does look sorta like possum.
8 years ago
i knew it :(
8 years ago
dog?...

of course you know this means war...

(good luck getting yer lil teefs through this cool vest)
8 years ago
We will settle this with a sudden death round of fetch.
8 years ago
Helps protect against swords and vegetables.
8 years ago
I bet this guy breaths heavy when he eats, since it's the closest thing to exercise that he gets.
8 years ago
The teller at the bank I go to breaths heavy counting out the bills.
8 years ago
I go to banks with attractive young female tellers that like to show off their boobs.
8 years ago
"Does this make me look fat?"
8 years ago
Looks like Martha Stewart showed him what to do with all his beer can tabs.
8 years ago
this work good against fights with bears or animal in general
8 years ago
the chainmail or being a fatassed retard ?
8 years ago
hahah plantshit
8 years ago
I used to know a guy who would make chainmail shirts. Said he' make me one for $500. Told him to fly a fucking kite. This fat bastard probably cost $1000.
8 years ago
I knew one too. He was a stupid little asian fucker that thought he was a fucking knight or something. He had a crush on this blond chick so I fucked her and told him. He started crying so I wrapped him up in his faggyass armor and threw him in the river.
8 years ago
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