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Dik

Leaving his house on his way to the beer store.

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by toolman961

submitted January 26th 2010

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Dik
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dik has a nice house...
8 years ago
If that were dik's place you'd see a big fucking boat in the driveway that is not his.
8 years ago
The yard would be full of beer cans and dog shit.
8 years ago
And a sink hole with the mailbox and an ice-cream truck at the bottom
8 years ago
And land mines in front of his mailbox.
8 years ago
and a sign that says "dead nigger storage"
8 years ago
& dik wouldn't be in it, he'd be tucked away in a darkened room.
8 years ago
Arent the rooms inside the house, Oranjeless?
8 years ago
Maybe he means Dik wouldn't be in the mailbox?

Anyways, give him a break. Oranje is really smart, and in Oranje's world really smart people say stupid shit and misunderstand people everyday. It's what they do, besides reading lots of newspapers and perpetuating faggy, pompous English stereotypes, that is.
8 years ago
He is pretty faggy, no doubt.
8 years ago
Incurably faggy
8 years ago
He went into a gay hysteria after we criticized the word "whilst" in that other thread.

What a girl's blouse.
8 years ago
I know, I was just reading that. He really has been full of fail lately.
8 years ago
Yep, more so than usual.
8 years ago
*even more
8 years ago
Hehe, I forgot about that boat. Has it not fallen off its blocks yet?
8 years ago
hahaha

Trying to pick up allies, Hank?

"Come over to the other thread"

Oh, & dik wouldn't be in the yard....as he is in the picture, fools.
8 years ago
He's on the desk in the picture. Not in the yard.

Thats another fail for Oranje!
8 years ago
WHAMMY!
8 years ago
Yeah...
8 years ago
indeed
8 years ago
Go suck some more cocks.
8 years ago
hanks got the corner on that market
8 years ago
And you've got the corner on Pedo and Fiddler, two blocks from Childgroom Ave.
8 years ago
Can I get a witness?
8 years ago
(sorry Steve, had to)
8 years ago
then when i say something rude about your kids im an asshole.
8 years ago
No. You're an asshole...period.

But, seriously - going from my brilliant joke to you insulting my daughter (I only have one child)seems a bit incongruant, buddy.

:)
8 years ago
seems fair to me, but its too easy now.


shouldn't you be going to your McJob soon?
8 years ago
It buuuurns.
8 years ago
The fry grease? Wear gloves.
8 years ago
having floor fries & wastebasket nuggets for dinner again cruel?
8 years ago
Oh tut tut steve. Borrowing a dik joke? That's desperate brah.

Yes, well-played nerdbot. That's close to a zing.
8 years ago
...and actually...maybe I'll don a pair of those street railing gloves. Oughta solve the problem.
8 years ago
Your daughter is going to turn out to be as big a whore as her mother.
8 years ago
Over my dead body!
8 years ago
She's going for an insurance scam then
8 years ago
You sumbeach!
8 years ago
I hope she has better taste in men than her mother.
8 years ago
I'd let her taste me.
8 years ago
Way to put her off men, 'rish.
8 years ago
'Men'?


Hahahaa! Mmmk.
8 years ago
wow, tool...could i send you some crossword puzzle books?
8 years ago
or maybe some mescaline?
8 years ago
i'll take that mescaline, poss.
8 years ago
I ate some mescaline once and got a flat tire and had to call a friend to come help me change it.
8 years ago
Only if it's good possum. I don't want no strychnine shit. I hate that shit that makes your stomache hurt.
8 years ago
just say no
8 years ago
Dik, your fro is just kickin.
8 years ago
Dik in a box?
8 years ago
Winner
8 years ago
step one: cut a hole in the box...
8 years ago
Step two: Put your junk in that box...
8 years ago
Step 3: Ignite box
8 years ago
Step 4: ????
8 years ago
Step 5: Profit!
8 years ago
Alchemy at its finest
8 years ago
Where are you getting this shit from toolman?
8 years ago
mucho.
8 years ago
Noob

You don't have one if you're not popular enough...or didn't complain enough.
8 years ago
...or didn't sub a pic.
8 years ago
Now I see what tool does on his free time.
8 years ago
Stop playing with Dolls tool.
8 years ago
the only inaccuracy is i'm not wearing pants
8 years ago
i would have known that , maybe Toolie didnt want to offend people
8 years ago
but you do have a muchosucko shirt on?
8 years ago
Tool, the parts are interchangeable, put dik's head on Vicsin's snaggy body.
8 years ago
bad dog
8 years ago
hahaha
8 years ago
It's kinda hard to capture that inimitable essence of retarded redneck in a boxy piece of cardboard...but this comes purrrty close, bubba.
8 years ago
...and before you say anything...there isn't one of these for Cruel, because Cruel has never subbed his pic.
8 years ago
Right people, heres the thing...

My housemate just used my laptop to check facebook & made the mistake of forgetting to log out.

Being the mature person that I am, I've decided to write a nice little note which I will be sending to random women, hopefully resulting in much confusion.

Any good ideas are welcome. Nothing too vulgar, I'm going for the more 'is this guy slightly mental/worse chat up lines ever' kind of theme.
8 years ago
Just be yourself.
8 years ago
I concur with rish. Being that your 'housemate' is clearly a euphemism for 'my raging homosexual lover' - the possibilities are without bound.

Let it flow like cheap wine.
8 years ago
No decent ideas then guys?

No problem, I've got it.
8 years ago
Got what? The AIDS. Yes, we already knew that.
8 years ago
Well, warning them about him having an STD or having him send a government required warning about him being convicted of sexual assault should do it.
8 years ago
Try something like, "My housemate is an anal-retentive sword swallower. If he tells me to put the toilet seat down one more time, I'm gonna fucking do him in!"
8 years ago
"I'm not allowed within 200 feet of a school or a Chucky Cheese."
8 years ago
...next in the list of 1rish1's famous life quotes...
8 years ago
"I have a pair of man's lips permanently tattooed on my abs"
8 years ago
I was going to submit a pic of them but if you are just going to make fun of me then you can go fuck yourself.
8 years ago
No, no, submit them.
8 years ago
I really doubt anyone will make fun.
8 years ago
Hey Baby Gurl,

You have stolen my heart with your profile picture, so let me just introduce myself, I’m “The ****meister”. Full time surveyor of shoddy workmanship - part time hitman, & I’m sure you can imagine which one gets the adrenaline pumping through my veins. Yes, you guessed it; I’m incredibly passionate about counting & measuring construction materials. I’m 24, about 5’ 7” & I have some light brown hair. I love pwning noobs on COD, reading Filth & going to the gym & getting shredded. I’m recently single as my girlfriend cheated on me, but it’s OK, they’re dead now.

I have absolutely no sexually transmitted dieses or unspent criminal convictions. A recent acquisition of mine is a nice new van with sweets & puppies in the back, where I can tell you funny stories. I live with two of my friends; one of whom has a lot of spare time, & could probably take over the world with a battery if he put his mind to it, the other’s OK I suppose, although a tad gassy.

I’m a real gentleman & believer in chivalry, so I’ll let you choose your own food at the restaurant. If you agree to go out with me, yet aren’t fully satisfied at the end of the date, I’ll give you £40 as compensation for your time. I’ve thought about the technicalities of this & I really don’t believe you need to worry about this making you a prostitute. If you think about it, you have nothing to lose.

I’d really like to smell/play with your hair,

**** “The ****meister”

Bow chicka waw waw
8 years ago
You really expect someone to read all that?
8 years ago
I know most cant.
8 years ago
I'm sure they can...but who the hell would want to?
8 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
8 years ago
Haha
8 years ago
They aren't mens lips either.
8 years ago
Don't bother.
8 years ago
Hahaha. Did you really do that OJ? That is quite possible the funniest thing you've ever typed.

Nice.


Thing is...you know how crazy women are...that shit would probably work.
8 years ago
CruelHM 9 minutes ago says:

I'm a fat homosexual.
8 years ago
Don't be sore because I pwned you hard. Harder than you get ridden by your $50 'training coach' Andre.
8 years ago
Pwned again.
8 years ago
Endless.
8 years ago
His name isn't Andre.
8 years ago
None of my coaches are named Andre.
8 years ago
You take singing lessons.
8 years ago
PWN3D!
8 years ago
Typing 'PWN3D!' has never once not been thoroughly anti-heterosexual.

I love to sing. Luuurve it. But now, I must love to sleep. For 'tis 3AM.

Bon voyage!
8 years ago
you should submit a clip of you singing, then committing suicide cruel
8 years ago
His camcorder is full of vids of him blowing other dudes.
8 years ago
^fact
8 years ago
right now cruel is "sleepwalking" to the glory hole & servicing all the black guys first
8 years ago
He tried to find a blank tape but when he put it in it was his girl getting gangbanged by the same black guys he thought were his "friends".
8 years ago
At the end of the tape was small clip of his daughter being used as a fleshlight.
8 years ago
:O
8 years ago
actual photo^
8 years ago
Irish and Steve sitting in a tree...
8 years ago
Kind of, I made a few alterations to the wording & moved a few sentences around for the sake of fluidity.

I only sent to to about 5 women, as facebook threatened to kick me off. Apparently HAL doesn't like people quickly sending the same message to people you're not friends with.
8 years ago
Too soon.
4 years ago
recover password
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