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Eye crabs

fucking nasty

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by Heybooger

submitted January 21st 2010

96 comments
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Eye crabs
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comments (96)
mmmmm, crabs.
8 years ago
See food?
8 years ago
I see what you did there...
8 years ago
What is that? The eye of 10$ whore?
8 years ago
Don't talk about your little sister like that.
8 years ago
Hey, your the guy keeping her in business.
8 years ago
It's not just me.
8 years ago
No, but you seem to like getting crabs the most. She tells me you love the strap-on too. You really are a sick fag.
8 years ago
No, I didn't fuck her eyeball, so no problem with the crustacean infestation.

Oh, did she tell you that? She must have still been sore with me. I fucked her so hard, I bruised her lung.
8 years ago
You really think they are only on her eyelashes? Also, if your dick was that big you wouldn't need to troll this place.
8 years ago
Crabs can't live on a shaved box, shit-for-brains.

Also, wtf does my huge cock have to do with viewing this lovely site, or your tiny, shriveled brain, for that matter?
8 years ago
Valid point, but she isn't shaved. The hair helps cover the herpes. You should know that, your the only guy dumb enough to go down on her.

And if you had a huge cock, you wouldn't feel the need to grow yourself an e-penis.
8 years ago
Are those the eggs?
Either way, I know what I'm looking up tomorrow at work!
8 years ago
How to make an omelete?
8 years ago
wow thats kinda freaky
8 years ago
Cant you just wipe it off? Or maybe use bug spray?
8 years ago
Yeah... seriously...
8 years ago
you'd have to close your eyes obviously
8 years ago
Yeah, spray some insect repellent in your eye, TurgidPenis and tell us how it feels.
8 years ago
like I said, close your eyes, does that even have to be mentioned...maybe if you told a 6 year old to spay it on his eye lashed he wouldn't close his eyes...but a well educated man like yourself Hank,I didnt think you were that much of an idiot!
8 years ago
turgidPenis was a good one btw
8 years ago
I was pretty sure you ARE that much of an idiot, you stoopid turdle.
8 years ago
"Terrapins live in brackish waters like outhouses and sewage lines The males are known to compete for females by wrestling and collecting large turds."
8 years ago
Brackish does not mean dirty water...it means water with salt in it, but not salt water...like a lake with a little salt content would be brackish you dumb shit...the turd thing is new to me though
8 years ago
"After they have collected enough turds, they build a house for their prospective mate to lay her eggs in."
8 years ago
*blackish
8 years ago
*asscrackish
8 years ago
*crackaasscrackish
8 years ago
is this really true about the turd thing...damb, I could build a house afat a long weekend....
8 years ago
*damn
8 years ago
jesus...
8 years ago
sorry Mr.Never Fucking Makes A Mistake...what are you an English teacher?
8 years ago
Wow things that build houses made of shit...only on mucho.
8 years ago
Im sure someone on here owns one!
8 years ago
no, i'm a well-educated german with enough time to spell-check my comments.

serious question: isn't it embarassing to be less apt in your native language than some wannabe-knowitall-nazi fuck on the web?
seriously, if one of the guys on here would be able to pwn me in german, i would consider going back to school and/or shutting the fuck up.
8 years ago
It would be embarrassing(2 r's btw, Mr. Spellcheck) if I was talking someone in real life or filling out an application and fucked up...but that's only because it actually means something...this is a shady website that's more about having fun and making comments and not about treating it like a classroom setting...its like txting ur instead of you're or your...because it doesn't matter, "ur" just talking to "ur" friends and not taking a fucking test....
8 years ago
this could make for a fairly interesting discussion about semantics, the ambiguity of solely text based interaction and the value of language as a matrix for artistic expression as opposed to language as a mere conveyor of (often faulty)information, but unfortunately i'm talking to you and my guess is i lost you at "fairly".
8 years ago
You're just upset because you told me you spell-check everything and then in the same post you misspelled a word...I do agree with your theory about language as a mere conveyor for info..at least in a setting like this.
8 years ago
Medium for artistic expression?
8 years ago
?
8 years ago
People who type "ur" for "your" should be skinned alive with a cheese grater, and asked repeatedly during the process whether not having to type those two extra letters was worth it.
8 years ago
Lazy fucks.
8 years ago
Im talking about texting on your phone
8 years ago
word, rolando!
8 years ago
word huh, you steal that from Vanilla Ice?
8 years ago
that would be "word to your mother", you fail yet again...
8 years ago
Dude, I never said you were ripping off a whole lyric from V.I.....I was saying that the word "word" is way old...like late 80's, early 90's...its been gone for a while....thats what i was making fun if...Hey, I know you want to be like Hank ,being your idol and all, but he actually gets respect around here becasue he's not always sounding off like an asshole saying dumbshit like "fail", "reply fail" and other dumb sayings like he owns the place, unlike yourself...
8 years ago
then why did you attribute it to mr. van winkle? why do you always defend yourself in such a bitchy way? man up dude...
8 years ago
oh come on, I was just smarting off and he was the only asshole from the day that i could think of on a whim...I wasn't bitching either, well maybe, that's part of any ones defense..why do you go to great lengths to make me explain my self...can we just rag on each other like normal people and get on with it
8 years ago
wahwahwahwah, seriously, grow a pair...

and if i rag on you in the usual way and call you fatty mcswinehide you start whining too...
8 years ago
so... can you wipe the lashes off or not?
8 years ago
I think so. However, I think the eggs are harder to rid yourself of.
8 years ago
No. If it was that easy do you suppose someone's eyelashes would get ingested to this degree.

"Pubic lice on the eyelashes can be treated with a permethrin formulation by applying the solution to the infested hair with an applicator. It is dangerous to remove lice or eggs in the eyelashes by plucking or cutting the hairs."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubic_lice
8 years ago
Haha, *infested
8 years ago
I get respect around here? Sweet.
8 years ago
No, you get ignored.
8 years ago
Just by typing that sentence, you've proved yourself wrong.

Fool.
8 years ago
okay so I just read everything.
wtf is a turgid penis
8 years ago
Look down...
8 years ago
Look down some more...
8 years ago
Further..




Bit more...
8 years ago
Keep going...
8 years ago
Not long now...
8 years ago
Just a little further...





Almost there...
8 years ago
Yay! You made it!!



A turgid penis is...



Fuck it, I'm not telling you.
8 years ago
ContortedFeces is a serious fucking dum-dum.
8 years ago
what
8 years ago
hi steve, ready?

du bist ein schlect schiess hon-yocker, unt gefahrlich uber meine ich!

ja!
8 years ago
Was will der Schwanz von mir?
8 years ago
er will schwanz
ins gesicht
8 years ago
ich lieber der "steve" schwanz uber alles
8 years ago
Fehlschlag.
8 years ago
now what did i do?
8 years ago
hon-yocker? i believe theres no language in the world in which that is an actual word...
8 years ago
Fuck that.
8 years ago
Fuck You!
8 years ago
Fuck this.
8 years ago
No, fuck you.
8 years ago
Fuck you, you fucking fuck fuck
8 years ago
Fuck me
8 years ago
no thanks , you probably have all sorts of std's
8 years ago
What the fucking fuck are you fucks on about?
8 years ago
*fucks this shit and scampers
8 years ago
fuck it
8 years ago
care to scamper with me, smerf?
8 years ago
dw can join in too, at the low low price of...

a shrubbery
8 years ago
Ni!
8 years ago
yu fucker yu said it ag...ahhhh!
8 years ago
guess this bitch never saw "good idea, bad idea"
8 years ago
That's some serious muff divin right there!
8 years ago
looks like dew
8 years ago
Mountin' dew.
8 years ago
Morning Dew?
8 years ago
^ i see what you did there
8 years ago
Not bad eh?
8 years ago
*puts on Mars Hotel
8 years ago
recover password