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little kid photobomb

bitch shouldn't be taking pictures while driving

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by chrisxmassacre

submitted January 20th 2010

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little kid photobomb
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Kirk as a child.
8 years ago
haha, motherfucker.
8 years ago
HURRRRRR
8 years ago
She looks like a desperate single mommy who will laugh at all your jokes, see the movie you want to, do shots at the bar with you, fuck your brains out at her place then make you pancakes!

....so, I would recommend the bathroom window while she's getting out the pancake mix.
8 years ago
^ knows my ex-GF intimately
8 years ago
There are some super fucking hot single moms out there these days.
8 years ago
Unlike the 47 year old I pulled last Saturday.

It was OK as she wasn't quite twice my age.
8 years ago
Well, she pulled me.

Took advantage of my state of inebriation, in fact.
8 years ago
pic please. you seem to have a thing for mingers by the way.
8 years ago
You have no fucking idea about what I 'have a thing for'.
8 years ago
...
8 years ago
That sounded harsh...

What I meant was that I'd never post a picture or even talk about anything relating to a relationship on here. I don't talk about shit like that with friends, so I'm not doing it on a public website.

I'm a private person.
8 years ago
*Opinionated cock
8 years ago
i was one part deducing and two parts winding you up, s'all good...

on a totally unrelated note, i'm 3 years older than you and i would never hook up with a 47 yr old woman.
8 years ago
or man, shut up, mucho!!
8 years ago
She was blonde with big tits, what can I say.

If alcohol was invented today, it would certainly be illegal.

Sometimes (most times) I get far too pissed, like 80% memory loss pissed.
8 years ago
why?

do you have to compensate for your intelligence?

don't get me wrong, i like drinking too.
but what's the point of drinking so much you cant remember anything and why do it regularly?
8 years ago
was your childhood that hard?
8 years ago
I'm probably younger than you and I hooked up with 37 and 53/54 since being on mucho. And also a married 33 when I was 21.
8 years ago
It's the British culture. On a night out, you go from bar to bar, getting a drink in each one.

It's not that I aim to get pissed. It's just that the alcohol itself makes you think less & less about the amount you're drinking. Sooooo, drinking is a two day affair; one day drinking with the other spent recovering by drinking orange juice, fizzy pop & eating crisps & pizza.

I'm 24, & he's 27, Wanko. You're older than both of us, I'm sure.
8 years ago
I was supposed to be out tonight, but cancelled. I went out with a bird other night, she was good looking but so fucking boring I couldn't be arsed.

I wouldn't say she was stupid, but she didn't really know about much.

Yeah, I know "just get her drunk & fuck her". I couldn't be arsed making the effort.
8 years ago
Just a bit.
8 years ago
why go out when you can drink at home and just not have a life?

i think real life is over-rated...
8 years ago
What....31?
8 years ago
I don't go 'out' out that often. Maybe once a week, tops.
8 years ago
Oh & ^ that was intentional, the 'out' denoting bar to bar drunkenness 'out'.
8 years ago
having a real life is a lot of work and takes a way from important things like mucho time
8 years ago
^xaggly
8 years ago
I'm under 30 so I can still be trusted. I'm thought of as older given my degrees and experience and shit but I started school young 'cause my birthday is near the end of the year and I did it fast so by the time I was done my first degree I was 3 full years ahead of other people with birthdays near the end of the year. I don't mind people thinking I'm older but it does rub off on how I dress and do my hair and shit so I end up looking older too.
8 years ago
i don't trust you.
8 years ago
In England I bet you'd be about 28/30 before you could lecture at a university, 'cause of all the shit your need to do.
8 years ago
Actually, no. My friend worked at a uni for a while & the head of the sports department was like late 20s or something.

Went out with him once & didn't realise a senior lecturer would be into drugs so much. Cool guy.
8 years ago
You can lecture here with your bachelors if you're good and a masters if you're not but you can't be a "professor" without the doctorate.

Teaching a lab course just requires a bachelors and is what I preferred to do anyway since that's where all the learning happened. If you lecture with a bachelors the understanding is that the phd professor that lectures another section is the one running the course (it doesn't happen that way since often it's some foreign fuck with no clue) but with a lab you can officially choose the content of what you present and test.

Even if you need a Phd to lecture, had I not fucked around I could have had one at 21 - 23 I think, depending on the program, which means at 26 anyone could have. I remember a math professor that I thought was younger than even I was. He was somewhat young but it turns out he was just tiny too.

Anyway that place fucked me over and I'm glad because being a professor actually doesn't pay a whole lot compared to being out in industry and the fucking politics never fucking ends at the school.
8 years ago
Fucking phd profs just picked a fucking textbook and their exam was questions out of the special version they got that included answers. Goddamn I hated that, lazy fucks, no fucking clue at all what they were doing. Oh but they're doing research so let's let them teach too. Just fucks over the students and the 'research' they do is putting their name on a paper that a master's student writes. So of course the students get fucked because they can't ask their professor questions or find out why their answer on an exam was wrong. So fuck that place, I'm glad I'm gone.
8 years ago
I'm drunk so you worthless fucks get a story from the true El_Wanko life. I ended up leaving that place because I didn't get the job I wanted in another dept because a couple assholes on some committee basically said I was fucking brown chicks left and right and giving them better marks for it. Well the brown girls fucking hit on me for whatever reason and one of them bent over and flashed me her underpants in the middle of a lab but I never once boned any of them while they were a student of mine which I guess now was the stupidest fucking decision ever. Plus I marked everyone fairly up until that happened. The girls in question got better marks because they used talking about their papers and shit as an excuse to talk to me and they improved because of it. You'd think they'd be happy I got a few students to genuinely improve and learn but no, it's all fucking accusations. Fuck, every prof wants the students to come understand what they got wrong, that's why they're teaching, it doesn't mean he's fucking all of them.
8 years ago
I'm bitter because some of those girls I really liked and if I had known I was fucked anyway I would have let things happen.
8 years ago
in two months i will be a 47-yr-old Man

i keep hoping i might score with some 30-something jailbait though
8 years ago
Get an 18 year old. It's worth the money.
8 years ago
"I was fucking brown chicks left and right and giving them better marks for it."

I already knew that from way back when. Probably from a time when you got pissed & started typing.
8 years ago
*Accused of...
8 years ago
I only told them I'd give them marks for it.
8 years ago
i have a feeling i would boot that little fuck in the dome
8 years ago
*touch that little kid's pee pee.
8 years ago
^^that kid would probably punch you in that ugly ass mug of yours
8 years ago
i can just see the mom elbowing that little shit in the head just after the pic was taken, on the other hand though the mom is pretty cute
8 years ago
her face is fucking red.... too much makeup
8 years ago
ha, reminds me of my annoying little brother
8 years ago
Oh, so you wanna lick this kids asshole too?
8 years ago
oh you,

yes.
8 years ago
chucky killer puppet!
8 years ago
the automatic assumption that because she is sat on the left hand side of the car makes her the driver ... fucking dumbass, ever thought it could be a British car ?
8 years ago
Her teeth are straight , obviously not british.
8 years ago
so, its okay now to post pics that have been on the frontpage as "random funny pics" already? good to know...
8 years ago
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