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The New Star Wars Kid

I like his fancy sweat suit and his beautiful flowing hair.

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by DevilBlunt1989

submitted January 19th 2010

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i think he has ninja turtle sweats and sweatshirt on
8 years ago
Of course he does...
8 years ago
good god of mullets
8 years ago
All business in the front and a party in the back.
8 years ago
fear the mullet. bwwwaaahahahah
8 years ago
his cross flash was pretty decent
8 years ago
it's 'slash' you retard...
8 years ago
I can't decide which is more pathetic, him or his bitch of a friend who had to video tape all of that.
8 years ago
You.
8 years ago
you honestly have to be the single most predictable person here.
8 years ago
Like you saw that coming.

Also, you stupid noob knob fag, what exactly would be special about discerning a pattern to my comments after I've made 32,000 of them?
8 years ago
Sheed says: I hope some people join the army, because I'm a fucking pussy faggot.
8 years ago
you must be some sort of wheelchair bastard shut in hank.
8 years ago
it is funny that you called me a noob when you have only been have only been a member six months long that my current account. And I say current account, because this isn't my first (the first malfunctioned). I have been coming here since like 04/early 05. So "noob" might not be the best insult. Also, I will tell you your pattern. Someone comments and then you say the least funny possible thing. You make that comment that other people don't because they are smart enough to realize it isn't funny or clever. My grandma is more witty than you. The rest of your comments sound like a middle school kid who just learn a couple new swear words. I am sure your thinking is that putting other people down makes you cool. It might if you did something funny, but I don't think you have ever done that. Maybe you can say something funny once in the next 32,000 comments.

But please continue though, because you amuse me. Honestly, you make me laugh.

8 years ago
Jesus fuck, shut the fuck up.
8 years ago
You know who gets to post long shit like that without getting flamed? Me. You're not me so you can fuck right off and suck my massive cock.
8 years ago
Sorry, i will try to keep posts on day old videos to only 4 letters words.
8 years ago
Did anyone read this monolog up there?
8 years ago
I did & I can tell you he is full of shit. Apparently, he had an old account which 'malfunctioned'. The reason for the malfunction is that he started it before Mucho even existed.

Fucking idiot noob!
8 years ago
He says I'm not funny, then says I "make him laugh."

Fucking idiot doesn't know his ass from his elbow.
8 years ago
Could lead to a nasty accident at toilet time...
8 years ago
"2003-2010 Copyright Muchosucko.com ... not that it matters much"

I am pretty sure that 2004 comes after 2003 dumb ass.

also, hank apparently doesn't know the difference between someone laughing at him and with him.
8 years ago
after watching this retard i have a hard time believing thats how musashi learned to fight
8 years ago
why isnt the cameraman laughing his ass off?
8 years ago
The cameraman is probably his buddy who isn't as good as he is and so admires him greatly.
8 years ago
I thought he did laugh at im at one point. I'm not going to watch it again to check though.
8 years ago
there's definitely a chuckle at 3:46
8 years ago
when he's warming up his wrist for the more challenging 2 sword kata he's been training for months now.
8 years ago
if this guy lost weight and cut his hair he could be a ninja
8 years ago
If you shut up and fucked off you could be less of a fag.
8 years ago
no just die that will even things out, kinda.
8 years ago
Well, at least his mom bought him pants to match his shirt...
8 years ago
Pshhhhhhwerrrruuuuuuuuuuuu
Kzzzzzzzzzzzwahhhhhhhh
Pyowwwwwwwwwww
8 years ago
Dragonnnn Twister!
Cross.... Slash!
8 years ago
you never read the other comments do you?

ignorant motherfucker...
8 years ago
I was making lightsaber noises...
8 years ago
well, duh...
8 years ago
This kid is for real though, all good Samurai throw their sword in the air, catch it, then pull down their sweatshirt to cover their fat stomach.
8 years ago
no kidding. he said he wanted to improve his sword skills? i really don't know what there is to improve upon.
8 years ago
Dragon TWISTER!
8 years ago
Buuuuuulll...CHARGE!
8 years ago
Wouldn't want to run into this guy in a dark alley.
8 years ago
nah cos you'd bounce right off him and be flat on your ass.
8 years ago
HAHA this kid goes to the community college i went to!!!
8 years ago
Nice cover. It's you, isn't it.
8 years ago
kid needs some confidence and a haircut, oh and to lose about 100 pounds
8 years ago
why would he need to lose weight? i'm sure it's all muscle.
8 years ago
this was on Tosh.0 earlier
8 years ago
you are a retard for watching that dumb ass show
8 years ago
^i concur
8 years ago
he can't handle a sword, first of all he's slow and his technique for the katana is worthless, a katana isn't a blocking weapon . Then asian swords sucks ass
8 years ago
Planty, why don't you use some of that extra time you have and head off to Haiti? They could use your superior intellect.
8 years ago
Apparently planty knows what he is talking about. Katana and tanto must be part of his bear armor.
8 years ago
it's either Katana and Wakizashi or Tashi and Tanto. know your daishos, noob!
8 years ago
I have an custom made sword, i don't use shitty katana
8 years ago
*plastic light sabre
8 years ago
I'll post my other ninja videos up later, enjoy.
8 years ago
3:15. Waddling to the secord sword.
8 years ago
4:27 the windmill, instant classic!
8 years ago
This guy would definitely fuck me up...
8 years ago
i just watched this for the fifth time now, it just keeps on getting awesomer!!
8 years ago
10th time now...still only getting better!
8 years ago
my new favorite white guy.
sorry rish, youve been evicted
8 years ago
He was your favourite?

You people deserve everything you get.
8 years ago
Of course i was. Who the fuck else did you think it would be?
8 years ago
fries
8 years ago
Why wasn't it me? I'm cool.
8 years ago
you're not white...
8 years ago
That makes me cooler.
8 years ago
when he starts using two swords his imaginary sheathes are both on his left side but when he finishes ones on the left and ones on the right.
mustve switched sides during dragon twister.
8 years ago
What the fuck difference does it make, you fag?
8 years ago
Take it from the wapanese, Frog. Evidently it makes absolutely no difference if you froget which side you wear your sheathes on.
8 years ago
When I was a kid, I went out playing dressed like Zorro.

Well, I wrapped a black scarf around my head.

Some other kids called me an alien.

*sad face*
8 years ago
when i was a kid i had the battery powered laser pistol like Han Solo's , i was well cool with that
8 years ago
when i was a kid i beat the shit out of kids like you two
8 years ago
When I was a kid I climbed a tree while wearing roller skates and couldn't get down.
8 years ago
what a dumbass
8 years ago
Okay, that roller skates line made me laugh out loud.
8 years ago
when i was a kid, i fucked your moms...all of 'em!
8 years ago
when i was a kid, borracho sold my mother and father to nieghboring slave owners
8 years ago
When Dik was a kid the world was black and white
8 years ago
When Dik was a kid Mae West was still a virgin
8 years ago
When dik was a kid dirt was brand fucking new
8 years ago
sonsofbitches
8 years ago
what's up with the name calling, dik?

rude!
8 years ago
When I was a kid I purchased a man and wife off some racist or other
8 years ago
Didn't want the kid. Looked a bit simple to be honest.
8 years ago
I'm 7.
8 years ago
You did your own too, Steven.
8 years ago
shhhhh....
8 years ago
when i was a kid, i hate cheeky....
i really hate cheeky
seriously
8 years ago
'cause he left you alone?
8 years ago
I love how he's out of breath at the end from 5 minutes of swinging his arms and occasionally spinning in a circle.
8 years ago
if i spin in a circle and swing my arms i'd probably pass out.
8 years ago
Get to the gym before you have a heart attack bending over to pick up one of Stan's turds.
8 years ago
like i pick them up
8 years ago
I knew you'd say that.
8 years ago
If you die I got dibs on your pension
8 years ago
*penis
8 years ago
*in your mouth
8 years ago
hahah this was both funny and sad
8 years ago
Mainly funny though, yeah?
8 years ago
The sad part was just ElPiss.
8 years ago
is this steven segal's son? Thyroid problems must be in his heredity
8 years ago
Can someone say "Overweight Napolean Dynamite" with a pigtail....
8 years ago
Napoleon
8 years ago
pigtail...
8 years ago
dyn-o-mite?
8 years ago
chris fucking farley
8 years ago
Fucking Farley Chris
8 years ago
farley chris fucking
8 years ago
chris farley fucking
8 years ago
Charlie Farley
8 years ago
Chuck U. Farley
8 years ago
Dragon twister looks deadly.. better watch out all of you fags..hahha! fuck u all up!
8 years ago
ALEC FULL !!
8 years ago
HADOUKEN!!!!
8 years ago
Shoriuken!
8 years ago
Tatsumaki-Senpū kyaku!
8 years ago
STFU
8 years ago
thats not a ryu move wanko, you fail...
8 years ago
haha nerd factor 120%
8 years ago
The hair flip at 1:15...so graceful
8 years ago
Business on the front party in the back and suck all over
8 years ago
ZOMFG! I FORGOT ABOUT THIS!! STILL SO AWESOME!
3 years ago
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