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If I Wrote Star Wars

It would be better =/

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted January 15th 2010

25 comments
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comments (25)
From what I understand, Sir Alec was pretty pissed to have been a part of the movie- not too far-fetched.
8 years ago
Why did he do it?
8 years ago
Oh i know he must have been extremely pissy about the millions of dollars he made from just appearing in one movie. ESPECIALLY WHEN SAID MOVIE BECOMES ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR MOVIES OF ALLLL TIMMME!
8 years ago
According to George , Sir Alec loved every minute
8 years ago
And he was the only cast member to take a cut in the merchandising, so he fucking cleaned up.
8 years ago
Incorrect EXCON. Harrison Ford got a cut on all merchandising (I think it might have been as much as 8%). They erroneously didn't expect the movie to do that well!

Poor old Mark Hamill got fuck all.
8 years ago
Meh, Hamil still gets voice over work from time to time.
8 years ago
Not to forget the Wing Commander-Games he appears in.
8 years ago
Yeah my bad Cruel. And yes, Hamill got robbed!
8 years ago
Short and sweet, I like it.
8 years ago
HAHAHA!!!
8 years ago
Darth Felineous
8 years ago
lol i like the Claude yoda
8 years ago
The audio for that is from the Peter Serafinowicz Show. He's also the guy who did Darth Maul's voice in The Phantom Menace. He did some skits about a lovesick Darth Vader that are pretty awesome.
8 years ago
these aren't the droids you're looking for
8 years ago
"these aren't the fucking droids you're looking for... asshole, move along"
"these aren't the fucking droid we're looking for, i'm an asshole, move along"
8 years ago
I might have gone to see it if it was like that.
8 years ago
I would have gone to find 6-titted whores.
8 years ago
Hell, even 3 titted ones; Total Recall style!
8 years ago
^oh, I guess tool meant the movie. I was referring to the spaceport.
8 years ago
Six titties? I'll be there. Gentlemen, start your impulse-turbines.
8 years ago
Star Wars episode 3 fucking rocks on my 42 inches
8 years ago
episodes 1-3 have been playing on spike all day, managed to catch bits and piece but the pod racing has got to be my fav part of the new ones. the others have their moments but nothing great, the first one of the three still takes the cake for me
8 years ago
Your mom rocks on your 2 inches you mean, sissyboy.
8 years ago
lacks a 'pointless' tag.
8 years ago
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