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Before My First Gun

Dad used to give me his axe to kick ass.

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by toolman961

submitted January 14th 2010

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Before My First Gun
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Your dad is Tim Allen?
8 years ago
Tim allen?I thought it was garry shandling
8 years ago
looks like joe biden to me
8 years ago
Now bury that in your mothers back kid.
8 years ago
After he killed his parents, he ran into the woods where he was raised by bears, until one day Plantshit killed all the bears, since then, tool and plant was mortal enemies.
8 years ago
Nice jorts, faggot.
8 years ago
Jean shorts are cool if they are knee length. These halfway between shorts and pants things are gay no matter what they are made of.

Shants? Ports?
8 years ago
capri pants
8 years ago
The gay decibels in here just went off the scale.
8 years ago
What not gay man would wear something called capri pants?

Morph?
8 years ago
i like girls that wear Abercrombie& fitch
8 years ago
Girls have never liked you though
8 years ago
That guy is just kidding.
8 years ago
ya, it's all child's play.
8 years ago
That guy is just kindling.
8 years ago
but he's a lil childish, don't you think?
8 years ago
He's a tinderfoot.
8 years ago
Tonto--The Early Years
8 years ago
As soon as he lets go he'll lose a toe.
8 years ago
was that supposed to rhyme or was it just coincidence
8 years ago
'My First Battle Ax'
-By Hasbro
8 years ago
This photo will be used during the custody hearing.
8 years ago
Wife: "My husband, on more than one occasion, attempted to convince my son to not be a pussy! WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?" She fervently exclaims..

"If only we lived in England... "sigh".
8 years ago
Some lady got in trouble there because she waved a kitchen knife at people who were trying to rob her house then called the cops.
8 years ago
In America she would have just shot the robbers*, using the shotgun she kept on the rack attached to her bed.

*Postman
8 years ago
It's illegal to use a knife in self-defense in Japan.

Fucking pussy ass bitches in this country.
8 years ago
Sheeple.
8 years ago
That lady you refer to is no lady. It is Myleene Klass aka Attention Whore. But the cops did tell her she could not wave a kitchen knife in her own house, at intruders in her garden. As she could be charged with using an offensive weapon. Not that you care anyway. She does have a nice rack though!
8 years ago
Is a samurai sword ok in Japan? If not, WTF?!
8 years ago
Yeah 'cause postmen get mistakenly shot while delivering mail aaaaallll the time.

That chick isn't bad, doesn't look british at all.
8 years ago
Pansy laws annoy me. Someone breaks into your house and you have an obligation to retreat. WTF is that? Yeah it would be a real shame if a fucking crimminal got hurt trying to commit crime. Someone breaks into your house you should be 100% in your rights to shoot them on he spot. Caste doctrine baby.
8 years ago
*Castle doctrine if you're not in India.
8 years ago
once i got shot & killed robbing houses in india
8 years ago
i got better though
8 years ago
The only problem with killing an intruder is how to get rid of the body. What's to stop you killing them? Who's going to know about it?
8 years ago
If anyone knows how to dispose of a vict....corpse it's you
8 years ago
Now that fugs brought it up the UK will start running advertisements warning burglars and rapists to use the 'buddy system' and to always let someone know which place they're gonna be breaking into in case they don't come home on time.

And remember, if you break into a house and the owner pulls a knife on you, just call the police for help.
8 years ago
I've experimented with throwing some shitty-tasting pork ribs into a really hot fire. It doesn't take all that long to get rid of them. The ones with no meat on them crumpled away in under 2 minutes while it was 15 minutes max for the others to be reduced to ash. A human's bones are much heavier of course, but I can see it being practical to burn a corpse away. It's supposed to take a ton of energy to cremate someone but I don't buy that. I think they just say it so you won't try it on your own.
8 years ago
Next they'll have laws requiring homeowners to replace their windows with sugar glass to protect invaders from lacerations, and rubber window frames to cut down on splinter injuries to would be attackers.
8 years ago
P.S. OJ, everyone where I live has guns, and no one ever shoots the postman. If all Americans aren't slovenly idiotic brutes as you surmise, perhaps someone has lied to your unarmed subjective ass, and you've bought it hook line and sinker like the prole you are.

Ever consider that?
8 years ago
"perhaps someone has lied to your unarmed subjective ass"

Check out our gun laws, noob. We can have shotguns & rifles, even .50cal. All you need to do is prove you can store them safely & that you have a use for them, ie hunting sports etc...

We can't have anything other than sports pistols & no automatic rifles, which seems fair enough to me.

You fucks, in some states just need to turn up to a gun store with ID & they let you shop away, which is retarded.

& don't call me a prole, you fucking dick!
8 years ago
You buttholes need a blood test to get a bb gun ... you can acquire an entire arsenal here without flashing your "papers". It's cool though if you're jealous, I would be too.



8 years ago
My offer stands though, if you make it here and you're in the area, you buy the ammo-I'll provide the hardware.
8 years ago
You call me a prole again though & I'll add to your countries horrendous gun related death statistics!
8 years ago
mostly poor people & gangsters die from gun injuries here. The rest are suicides & accidents. I rarely meet anyone thats been shot who was an innocent victim. i've known lots more who perished in auto related deaths.
8 years ago
braaaaaaaaaains!
8 years ago
Now THAT'S the Eye Of The Tiger
8 years ago
Early Dahlmer photo album?
8 years ago
That kid has his gameface on.
8 years ago
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