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Boom! Headshot...

Dealer ran into a bullet

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by cheekycov

submitted January 13th 2010

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Boom! Headshot...
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comments (119)
A penny for your thoughts
8 years ago
He partied his brains out.
8 years ago
Don't get ahead of yourselves.
8 years ago
You don't have a shot
8 years ago
Wouldn't want to lose face
8 years ago
Talk about a splitting headache
8 years ago
Maybe he was the head of security
8 years ago
Former head of security
8 years ago
he tried not to lose his face in front of his peers.
8 years ago
oh shit!

sorry, didnt see that!

FAIL!!
8 years ago
seagal: ruin king, fail master, colorful unicorn ridin, ponytail wearing lawman
8 years ago
also: fighter of the nightman, champion of the sun, master of karate and friendship with everyone!
8 years ago
*blowjobs for everyone
8 years ago
you wish!
8 years ago
so...
8 years ago
so you a faggy faggy fag fag, you fagggot!
8 years ago
you are the one offerin'
8 years ago
What what, blowjobs? Who's offerin?
8 years ago
nevermind, DOE, d-dub's just delusional again.
guess all his faggy faggotry finally got to his head.
8 years ago
dont let him fool you, he wants to give you a blow job
8 years ago
what the fuck is wrong with you d-dub?
do you even read my replies anymore?

whatever it is you're on, take half of it next time. or maybe double the dose, whatever gets you to shut up.
8 years ago
Think he has a facebook?
8 years ago
Not any more
8 years ago
Dibs on the car.
8 years ago
Dibs on the cell phone.
8 years ago
He better get that gunshot to the arm looked at. It could get infected.
8 years ago
My Starbucks Venti Latte was how MUCH??
8 years ago
Sometimes I get like this when I've had too many shots.
8 years ago
its like his head crying red jello
8 years ago
I predict Wanko will come later and make another lame Pulp Fiction reference.

8 years ago
i predict cruel will see you and be here in minutes
8 years ago
(hopefully that keeps him away)
8 years ago
Cruel and your girlfriend aren't due for about 4 more hours, I'd say.
8 years ago
i predict you 2 will make more spammy comments today , useing 3 comments to say what should be said in 1 comment
8 years ago
camy's a nice guy hank..just like you
8 years ago
He's an annoying punk with an at least 90% fail rate on pwn attempts.

He needs to do more stfuing.
8 years ago
he's never annoyed me
8 years ago
He fucking intentionally started up with me, Dik. He knew what would happen. It's his choice to have it out.
8 years ago
i find that hard to believe
8 years ago
I predict hank will continue to spam the fuck out of the site today and end up leaving.
8 years ago
i'll have £5 on that
8 years ago
put me down for 20 pesos
8 years ago
you big spender
8 years ago
i'm in with three billion zimbabwe dollars
8 years ago
its all i can afford :(
8 years ago
You all are losers. Go to the back of the line.
8 years ago
what line ?
8 years ago
I'd like to inter-post here and lock out the Pulp Fiction reference:
8 years ago
Ahem: "Look achu no yoo stoopee fock!"
8 years ago
I thought it would be something like "What the fuck am I doing on brain detail?"
8 years ago
i'm not seeing any line, gonna stay here
8 years ago
You are always at the back.
8 years ago
then why are their people behind me?
8 years ago
They are there to buttfuck you.
8 years ago
most of them do seem gay but it looks like they'd rather be fucked or suck cock. either way they are barking up the wrong tree
8 years ago
You're losing it Hank. :(
8 years ago
I AM it.
8 years ago
that looks like a bit of brain stuck to the B-post
8 years ago
the B-post is the pillar that the rear doors are hinged too , for those who didnt know...
8 years ago
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your head's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't! Only a flesh wound.
8 years ago
What's that from?
8 years ago
The Black Knight of the infamous Bridge Scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, who repeatedly, despite missing limbs, insists upon continuing to fight King Arthur.
8 years ago
Long, but I was laughed...

King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

[the Black Knight continues to threaten Arthur despite getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off]
Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony.

King Arthur: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[the Black Knight doesn't respond]
King Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[no response]
King Arthur: I seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at Camelot.
[no response]
King Arthur: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[no response]
King Arthur: You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy!
[attempts to get around the Black Knight]
Black Knight: None shall pass.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: None shall pass!
King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
King Arthur: So be it!
[they fight until Arthur cuts off Black Knight's left arm]
King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't!
King Arthur: Well, what's that then?
King Arthur: I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
[they fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight's right arm]
King Arthur: Victory is mine!
[kneels to pray]
King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[cut off by the Knight kicking him]
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!

[after slicing one of the Black Knight's arms off]
King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off.
Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: What's that, then?
Black Knight: [after a pause] I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar.
Black Knight: Come on ya pansy.

[King Arthur has just cut the Black Knight's last leg off]
Black Knight: All right, we'll call it a draw.
King Arthur: [Preparing to leave] Come, Patsy.
[King Arthur and Patsy ride off]
Black Knight: [calling after King Arthur] Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
8 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4
8 years ago
Long. You got balls, OJ.
8 years ago
I've never understood why EVERYONE ON EARTH seems to love this fucking shit so much. It's just meh for me. I'm missing the Python gene obviously.
8 years ago
Submitted...
8 years ago
It's never even made me smirk.
8 years ago
Don't even get me started on 'shrubberies'. Just so not funny at all.
8 years ago
its so simple and corny

8 years ago
just like oj
8 years ago
And totally unfunny. I don't care if that's blasphemy - especially here. Python are/were 99% utter shit. Fawlty Towers was the best thing any of the team ever did...excluding Gilliam's animations (his movies are mostly utter garbage too).
8 years ago
The young ones: ftw
8 years ago
The Young ones was epic in the 80s. Loved watching it growing up as a kid. But even watching that again as a 33 year old...it's just kinda meh now. Akin to Python...it's just a bunch of overprivileged Oxbridge alumni thinking they're in fact more talented/humourous than they truly are.

If a possee of Muchoers got together and were given the chance to showcase something on TV...I'm confident the results could be far funnier. And that's the truth.
8 years ago
rick mayal was pretty awesome in drop dead fred too
8 years ago
dunno about that, bro. But I've only seen it once...and a long time ago.
8 years ago
...but Young Ones was the best thing that lot ever did, really
8 years ago
the whunu & plantshit show would be epic
8 years ago
yeah...for real...see my point?
8 years ago
Fat Jokes with dik
8 years ago
Camy and Total Makeover: UK
8 years ago
Hank, Cruel, and BBBT's Rap Hour
8 years ago
...you see my point
8 years ago
python shit is great
8 years ago
No, no...it's really not. But 6 billion other humans musty be right I guess. I find them yawnsome and juvenile.

The funniest thing about the Pyhton TV series is the old guy at the end.
8 years ago
"But 6 billion other humans musty be right I guess."

I'd never say that.
8 years ago
python's awesome!
8 years ago
NO
8 years ago
Absolutely Fabulous was good, I thought.
8 years ago
I'll take an AbFab movie over this Sex and the City sequel bullshit.
8 years ago
amen soda, ab fab was much better than satc, i thoroughly enjoyed faulty towers and 'being served as well
8 years ago
*Fawlty Towers.
Duh!
Cleese apparently had a breakdown making Towers.
8 years ago
*Farty Towels
8 years ago
wtfever, it was a funny show
8 years ago
It definitely had its moments...don't mention the war!
8 years ago
lol, my memories of the show are all faded now, its been so long since i have watched any of these gems. i should add them to my watch list
8 years ago
Python's Life Of Brian is one of the funniest movies ever. If you disagree, you can go boil your gonads.
8 years ago
Agreed

Brain: You are all different!
Everyone: Yes, we are all different!
Random Guy: I'm not
Everyone: Shhhhhh!
8 years ago
Brian*
8 years ago
Brian: You are all individuals!

The Crowd, in unison: We are all individuals.
8 years ago
"Judean People's Front?...Fuuuuck offf!"

"Were from The People's Front of Judea."
8 years ago
Fucking splitters!!!!
8 years ago
The film so funny that it was banned in Norway
8 years ago
Major interpost fail. Fuck you, _____. But yeah, that's my favorite part.

8 years ago
You snooze you lose!
8 years ago
Whatever happened to the Popular Front of Judea?

He's over there
8 years ago
Don't talk to me, origami head.

Your mother should have shut the fuck up instead of eating those DDT sandwiches way back when.

Don't make the same mistake and get your egg shell broken.
8 years ago
Seriously, I'm starting to feel really "riled up" as a certain punk ass bitch would say.
8 years ago
All I said was that halibut was good enough for Jehovah...
8 years ago
a bullet? more like buckshot.
8 years ago
Hardly noticable
8 years ago
That was some good cocaine, blew my mind!
8 years ago
So, like...


Is he dead, then?
8 years ago
nuh-uh, he'll be just fine, s'only a nose-bleed.
8 years ago
No , he's fine
8 years ago
interposting fuck...
8 years ago
too slow, Foo-foo.
8 years ago
story of my life
8 years ago
Rule out an open casket.
8 years ago
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