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PC of the near future

No more keyboards or mice...

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by TheManInBlack

submitted January 13th 2010

47 comments
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Technology is so fuckin BALLIN~!!!!
8 years ago
Shut up tool
8 years ago
tools are a thing of the past
8 years ago
Just imagine the possibilities for porn...
8 years ago
I'm going to invest in Windex now. You know there's gonna be a lot of nerds needing to clean the spooge off them giant iphones.
8 years ago
Then you should invest in kleenex...
8 years ago
I saw/used one of these at the Sherwin-Williams Corporate HQ. What they had it for to assist in selling paint was a mystery to me.
8 years ago
Marketing manager was a clueless bell end
8 years ago
So e' was a right twat? Its a load of bollucks, innit mate.
8 years ago
stfu
8 years ago
It would be better if it was running leopard.
8 years ago
the demonoid devil? really? why not a nike swoosh or the friggin golden arches, you fucken puppet?
8 years ago
the lag on that would frustrate the fuck out of me, i cant use an iphone without wanting to smash the shit out of it

this is fucking useless technology, learn to read my mind already goddamnit
8 years ago
I can only agree. I have been recieving tracking cookies for years now and the internets can't work out what i want, when i want?
8 years ago
I think it's sucks
8 years ago
Your English continues to suck.
8 years ago
he speaks london very best
8 years ago
how do i play shooters with it?
8 years ago
also a iphone allready can do that shit
this wont replace a regular pc
8 years ago
indeed.
8 years ago
but iphone is for gay ppl... hence the table.
8 years ago
I saw this on youtube and though it was fake. Don't I feel silly. Looks cool, but I think it's stupid.
8 years ago
psychological rollercoaster
8 years ago
Nice but practically a usless piece of tech
8 years ago
nothing but a glorified touch screen... I don't see why people are acting so surprised...
8 years ago
This was the near future when I saw it like 2 years ago and I wasn't fucking impressed then.
8 years ago
i don't really see whats wrong with the way computers work now... moving a mouse around and typing are easy. why would you want to touch the screen ..imagine how dirty it would get?
8 years ago
unless it can do what i want when i think it i'm happy the way it is
8 years ago
Exactly, what is easier to use than a fucking mouse/mouse pad?

Why someone would want to wave their arms all over the place, getting in the way of what you're looking at is beyond me.

Faux innovation for the sake of it.

Apple wankers will lap this shit up though...
8 years ago
22% tip? Haha. Right.
8 years ago
Cheap ass.
8 years ago
ditto
8 years ago
they dont even tip on that shitpile of an island
8 years ago
In my entire time stateside I never heard of ANYONE even tipping at 20%...and to be quite frank...no service there ever deserved it. My wife even hated me tipping at 10%...true.
8 years ago
...and sillygayqueer...we don't tip here because waiting staff get paid a fairly decent horly rate...and don't rely on tips.
8 years ago
I meant 'whorely' rate
8 years ago
My tips are usually 20-50% because I go to places where I want to fuck the waitress or I plan on bringing a date in the future. You get known for large tips and the whole fucking place treats you like a king. I can go in the one fucking place with a girl and they'll sit us over in the quiet section, light a fucking candle, put a flower on the table, and they'll start cooking the food as soon as we order it, not after they fucking get through everyone else that ordered first.
8 years ago
Although I'd have to admit there's not many places that had great service deserving of 20% the first time I went. You have to pay up for next time. One you do, they'll fucking commit to memory every fucking detail of what you like and don't like and shit like that. It's amazing the incentive a few bucks provides.
8 years ago
Get over yourself, they have that ship prepared at McDonalds!
8 years ago
You pay a 50% tip with real money & your throwing away £25.

Fuck off your tipping that.

8 years ago
*lately adds* nob head
8 years ago
It's usually lunch when I scout out new places or hit on waitresses so I'm alone and lunch meals aren't that expensive anyway plus I don't order any booze 'cause I'm going back to work. There are some places here you could drop 50 bucks on a lunch but they're surprisingly shitty to begin with and the food takes for-fucking-ever to get done. I get by on $10-$25 for a lunch usually. I always give the waitress at least $5 and might go to $10 depending on the price of the food and if there's any reason. From what I've seen other people will leave some pocket change at the same place for the same meal. Tables of four might leave $5. People are generally cheap.

50% might seem like a ton 'cause you guys get raped over there at a restaurant or for food in general. If I was paying 50 pounds for a meal (can't make that fucking symbol) then I wouldn't be leaving a 50% tip, I'd figure they could take it out of the 45 pounds profit they just fucking made.
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
So they think going from using your fingers to get about on a computer, to using your hands on something that kinda looks like it would break down ... a lot

What a waste of money.
8 years ago
touchscreens are not the future , they are a fucking nightmare.
8 years ago
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face... forever.
8 years ago
close enough..
8 years ago
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