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Bad Acting

They put Caruso to shame.

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by Jones

submitted January 12th 2010

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To be honest, I thought fire-guy should've been considered for an Oscar...
8 years ago
Windows Movie Maker pissed me off by not letting me publish my version with Kirk and Tiffany in it.
8 years ago
lol thanks for showing undefeatable.
8 years ago
lol the guy looked like he was dancing in the third clip
8 years ago
I didnt know tommy chong was in a vampire movie.
8 years ago
Turkish Rambo was the shit! Thanks Jones but if you did the editing you suck.
8 years ago
Finished.
8 years ago
fake
not a single scene from twilight
8 years ago
GARBAGEDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
8 years ago
i still think david caruso is worse
8 years ago
He is a fucking cunt. A daywalker cunt at that.
8 years ago
i end up running into that show when the remote is out of reach occasionally..i have never seen a worse actor
8 years ago
it almost seems like a parody
8 years ago
I avoid that show like syphilis
8 years ago
i'd rather have syphilis
8 years ago
Also all films. I once went to watch Proof Of Life at the cinema. If I wasn't with the girlfriend I would have walked out.
8 years ago
The other 2 series are pretty good but Miami sucks hairy mule ass
8 years ago
it's mind boggling he's successful isn't it
8 years ago
Only in America
8 years ago
Syphilis is pretty cool.
8 years ago
This video reminds me of my dream last night where I was in a lecture hall with other people listening to this weird herbal medicine guy with a beard talk about a cure for something. Paul Bernardo was there and he started shooting people and he said he was gonna kill. I was just minding my own business and couldn't figure out what his problem was with me so I pushed him in a pool. I figured I'd go and down him but I guess he couldn't swim so he was drowning anyway. His blondie wife was in the pool naked and she came out once he was dead. She was getting a bit chunky but I started boning her doggystyle and it wasn't bad. Then she started getting tighter and I got stuck.
8 years ago
At least I think it was a dream.
8 years ago
i...had the SAME DREAM!
8 years ago
I had a dream about wrestling naked.
8 years ago
Fuck that was a long dream Wanko.
8 years ago
Irish loves his naked wrasslin
8 years ago
I dreamed a dream in time gone by,
When hope was high and life, worth living.
8 years ago
And then Hank woke up with his husband's cock in his mouth
8 years ago
And I got dressed, went down to the basement where I had you tied up, and chopped your head off.

Just for fun.
8 years ago
Candy: Oh, shit! Look! I touched a nerve. YOu are pissed now, Hank, aren't you? FURIOUS, I bet!

Hahahaha, I got you riled up, now. Don't I? Huh, huh, don't I? Don't I?
8 years ago
See? You aren't needed.
8 years ago
I stand by that comment about you being all riled up. You are!

Btw you still admit you had a cock in your mouth? Hahah gayyyyyyyyy
8 years ago
Oh, are you going to stand by that comment? That's great. I'm sure soon enough someone will be along to give you 5 quid for a blowjob.
8 years ago
Camycazi 7 minutes ago says:I stand by that comment about you being all riled up. You are!
8 years ago
OOOoohhh, sick burn!

Christ, lol, are you for fucking real?
8 years ago
It's okay, Tinkui, wait ... are you coming on to me, sick Hank wants a blowjob from me, didn't know you banged whores, behind your husband's back aswell!
8 years ago
Don't worry, CruelHM will be here to help your misfortune
8 years ago
i think you ran him off
8 years ago
or he's passed out covered in ice cream and chips
8 years ago
and sperm
8 years ago
B ...b .. but what about Hank?! he needs help!
8 years ago
dik and campy. A young, scrawny, ugly wee Scots lass...and a virgin (perpetual), teaming up with the old, scrawny, ugly, wee TN dumbass...who might as well be a virgin - since he hasn't had any sex for years (with his bulbous 'betrothed')
8 years ago
too long you chunky boy
8 years ago
edit..the way you edit the cheeseburgers off the plate
8 years ago
Failed ... again
8 years ago
kapow!
8 years ago
Food is your only friend, you need to spend more time with it, think about it, that lovely ice cream ... mmmmmmm.
8 years ago
Wow, sad.
8 years ago
hilarious*
8 years ago
I used to think Bernardo was cool on account of how he raped and killed all those bitches, but after that dream he seems kinda like a dick.
8 years ago
"Silent Nighht, Deadly Night II" ... worst movie title ever ...
8 years ago
Yeah, that's such a bad movie title. There couldn't possibly be any title worse than that one. Wow. Horrible.

Actually, that title is much like you and your comments, neither really bad nor good, middle of the road, bland, insipid, and completely forgettable.
8 years ago
Giving up on the other threads? I thought you said I was to "learn my place", go on then pussy, show me, if you have the nuts.
8 years ago
Haha, obviously you are a slow learner.
8 years ago
Obviously you're a faggot.
8 years ago
i used to have respect for all 4 of you (camy, dik, hank, cruel), but the shit you guys have been spewing for the last 3 days made me lose a lot of that. ah well, i'm sure noone cares anyway, so continue "Spamfest '10" , gentlemen!
8 years ago
Lol Bird you can't call anyone spammy ....

And what's wrong? can't take a little messing around?
8 years ago
i can, you guys are just boring as hell...

WENT OVER 5000 YESTERDAY, YAY!

8 years ago
Well, I, at least was trying to have fun

Btw, birdypoos, they don't seem to do cheezums here either anymore ... what a shame :/
8 years ago
It is.

It is very boring and very annoying.
8 years ago
ya, i came to the same conclusion via web searching and pestering everybody i know that has any connections to the UK. but they have a special line of x-treme whatever flavours at the moment and the chili cheese ones come pretty close to the old cheezums, i even found a store round my corner that has 'em! yay junk-food!
8 years ago
I like the hot and spicy ones
8 years ago
blergh! way too ordinary! chili cheese, salsa, wasabi, the freakier the flavour the better!
8 years ago
Actually...that really does bother me Gull. One of the few Krauts I've 'met' in life that I think is pretty cool...and funny too. A fucking German!


Alas, sometimes I have to sink to the pathetic depths of dik's immaturity. It's to be expected from a wee child like Camy...but not from a 'grown-up'.
8 years ago
dik's a deluded, self-righteous, pompous ass and everyone knows that. there's no point in arguing with him about anything. i don't exactly understand what kind of homo/pedo stuff is going on between camy and hank, but every sane person here tried to stay clear or make fun of their arguments, everyone except you...

rap some more, maybe you can win my heart back (just kidding, please dont start rap-serenading me now!).
8 years ago
funny...all the descriptors u just used on dik...he seems to attempt to accuse me of. Hmmm.

And there's no homo stuff between Camy and Hank. Hank's fairly old school here, and the self-confessed ugly kid just needs to stfu more. He hasn't earned anything here, and his dik imitations are becoming too much to tolerate.
8 years ago
i'm pretty sure both of them are writing their rants one-handed, and i wouldnt call camy a "dik imitation", they just spend to much time in chat together, unsupervised...
8 years ago
Why are you's talking about me and Hank? I thought it was boring?
8 years ago
You can stop the 'you's' thing Camy. You're a Scot...we get it, okay?
8 years ago
I say it because it's quicker (it's not like you knew it was Scottish thing to say), and don't try to start a spamfest again.
8 years ago
we're talking about your discussions not their content, keep up, camy, communications 101, don't confuse the message with the messenger.
8 years ago
Like you did last time, you know, butting into an argument that didn't involve you?
8 years ago
and no ones "butting in",we were talking, cruel and i were talking, sheesh, whats the matter with you ladies?
8 years ago
if dik or hank do show up now, i'm outta here!
8 years ago
...and no...i just randomly guessed that 'you's' is a Scottish thing. Christ kid...you're really dumb. I'm 33. Been around a while...lived in many places, and unfortunately, shared a house with a Scottish guy in London aboot 12 years ago when I did security there.
8 years ago
Bird I was talking to Cruel, when he tried to get in the argument with me and Hank ...
8 years ago
Jesus, I didn't ask for your life story
8 years ago
Kid, just quit your facade okay? It's boring. You're baiting and trying to prove something. You're seriously wet behind the ears.
8 years ago
yes, i got that camy, but no one was "butting in" in this case, it was two seperate discussions (first you then cruel reacting to my post up there) which got mixed up when you two ladies caught sight of each other and started your girlfight all over again...

hey cruel, what are you reading at the moment?
8 years ago
Reading? As in a book? No no. I don't read. That's for dummies. :)
8 years ago
CruelHM, just quit thinking you are something. You're still desperately trying to get "respect" after all these years, don't act like you've got it, also stop taking everything so seriously.
8 years ago
"Hank's fairly old school here, and the self-confessed ugly kid just needs to stfu more. He hasn't earned anything here, and his dik imitations are becoming too much to tolerate."

Hank may have been here a while, but that time has been spent irritating most people & entrenching his position as the most disliked. There is was too much boring repetitive spammy bollocks, followed by "im so funny", "youre so boring" from him.

You keep talking about camy being a kid, & that is why his shit can be understood. Hank needs to grow the fuck up & pull his head out of his arse & get back to reality, where he isn't all he thinks he is.

^This is me being diplomatic.
8 years ago
i love that! just like "fucking pussy is for queers"! gotta love ad hominem tu quoque, why does that seem to be a british speciality?
8 years ago
Camy...seriously. Just shhh, okay. All the people I like on this site know where I'm coming from. Your sad little mentor always has been, and always will be, intimidated by my superior intelligence, wit, and aesthetics. That's life, kiddo. If you weren't a total noob...you'd know dik has been trying to 'pwn' me for years...it's a kinda 'this site ain't big enough for 2 super egos' type thing. So, just simmer down...and maybe go out with some pals and try to bag your first lay - that's what most normal guys do at your age. About time you popped your cherry, isn't it?
8 years ago
Why is everybody writing big paragraphs?

Stop it right now, it's giving me a headache.
8 years ago
*flees thread, circles over it, poops repeatedly*
8 years ago
...also, you'll notice from my length of membership to comment ratio that Mucho is not my life - it's just some release and fun...same story for most people here.

My life's not perfect, but I'm happy - and have seen a lot of the world, and done many things. Now, I suggest you go and grab some life, and not spend every waking moment in here, trying to 'impress' people. I realise you probably get harrassed and bullied in your day-to-day life...but venting here won't change that. Man up and grow a pair.
8 years ago
OJ would also be correct if he said that you've also got your head stuck up your arse, calling yourself intelligent and witty, what a pathetic little asshole, people that talk like that deserve to get a fist in the face, again, taking everything wayyyyy too seriously, loosen up.
8 years ago
No one cares Cruel, fucking hell haha...

I said loosen up, not write an essay about how you cope with life ...
8 years ago
Kid. I say it because it's the truth...and abundantly manifest. Hahaha. Jesus. You'd be someone to give me a fist in the face, would ye boy. Fucking hell. Sit down. This conversation is over. Camy...I've seen your pic. You look like an AIDS victim.
8 years ago
wow, fugs, they DO respect your authoreteee.
8 years ago
"it's the truth"
Did I ask what you have done with your life? ... no .. no I didn't, because no one cares.
8 years ago
You're supposed to respect your elders...
8 years ago
If you want to do that, go on a fucking dating service or something ..
8 years ago
zzzz....

i'll have a cup of tea and some marihuana and go watch a movie now. as your attorney i advise you to do the same, cruel, stop this petty arguing right now, be the mature one.
8 years ago
Hey gull...I guess you missed above where I ended the convo?

Pass me some of that weed too...haven't had any in weeks now. :(

And I don't need legal advice...it's my forte brah!
8 years ago
another quote you didn't get?
8 years ago
Oh god gull...they are like the buzzing of flies to me. There...get that?
8 years ago
Vigo!!!
8 years ago
;)
8 years ago
....Google is your friend...
8 years ago
well that attorney line always springs to my mind when talking about anything even remotely drug related, i am not doing that on purpose to pester anybody, it's just funny to me.

anyways, tea is done, joint is rolled, "the men who stare at goats" has buffered,
i am all set. have a good night cruel, talk to you later...
8 years ago
tbh, i only googled for reaffirmation, i only know the movie in german but it sprang to my mind instantly...

really gone now.
8 years ago
I'm envious of the night you are about to have! (Only the weed part...goats doesn't look like a winner to me).
Peace, my Nazi nigga.
8 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_M1QWAeGVQ
8 years ago
Yeah...but why rishfag?
8 years ago
I think he's challenging you to a rap battle.
8 years ago
I wasn't aware that i needed a reason.
8 years ago
He doesn't wanna go there urks...or in an octagon...the gay midget
8 years ago
I'd destroy you. I'm training everyday. I'm at the top of my game. What have you done lately?
8 years ago
I've dropped to a 13.9% body fat, and am fitter now than I've been in years. I wouldn't need to train everyday to mop the floor with you. You're a faggot. I fight smart, and keep it simple.
8 years ago
...oh, and I've also been having professional singing lessons for a couple months now...
8 years ago
I guarantee I'm in better shape than you are and believe me, even if you did train every day, you still wouldn't stand a chance.
8 years ago
You're a softy that needs to train every day. I'd kick your ass, and you'd be wondering how it happened.

I don't even train and have an athlete's body fat percentage brah. Imagine if I bothered to train?
8 years ago
One of my cumshots would knock both you little fuckers on your asses.
8 years ago
You imagine it.

8 years ago
I train every day and my days are 28 hours long so that's 3 more hours than either of you.
8 years ago
Thats where I'm at.
8 years ago
28 Days Later? Awesome zombie movie.
8 years ago
I know how to solve this, why don't you all met up and fight?

Don't forget to post it with signs
8 years ago
meet*
8 years ago
movie's quite funny so far, but now i have to wait for the second half to buffer.
ah well, gives me time to roll another one.
8 years ago
i only said that to make cruel jealous.

gone again
8 years ago
"Hank may have been here a while, but that time has been spent irritating most people & entrenching his position as the most disliked. There is was too much boring repetitive spammy bollocks, followed by "im so funny", "youre so boring" from him.

You keep talking about camy being a kid, & that is why his shit can be understood. Hank needs to grow the fuck up & pull his head out of his arse & get back to reality, where he isn't all he thinks he is."

Oh, you fucking cunt, OJ. You think YOU are Mr. Popularity or Mr. Humor around here, you self-important fuck? Don't kid yourself, you pompous ass, and don't presume that I'm the most disliked person on here. It's far from the fucking truth.

As always, if you don't want to read out flame fest, don't read it and feel free to stfu and not whinge about it either.

8 years ago
Troll 2. the whole movie was a big practical joke.
8 years ago
outta sync as hell. bad dog, bad bad dog!
8 years ago
They may have put Caruso to shame, but now its about time to..

(puts sunglasses on)

..shave my balls.

yeeeaAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
8 years ago
What, no American Ninja 3?
8 years ago
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