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Ryoga Vees Failure

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by DevilBlunt1989

submitted January 12th 2010

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OVER 9000!!!!! haha
8 years ago
WHAT?! 9000?!
8 years ago
he went super gayin on you mortals
8 years ago
wow...
8 years ago
power level is code for cock in the cornhole in his world...world of delusional jiggaboos
8 years ago
loser, on so many levels
8 years ago
way to ruin it with faggotry Mr Mays
8 years ago
well that seems to be his forte.
8 years ago
ruin what you flat-broke spear chucker?
fuck you apeface
8 years ago
Aye! When the fuck did the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man get here?!

Fuck you Mays.
8 years ago
the faggot ruined that joke. i love using the over 900 joke. but he killed it. he made it so stupid.... god.... can't even swing from a fucking rope....
8 years ago
what you're getting sensitive about jiggaboo? this is mucho sucko, scrool down and read my joke about niggas hangin from ropes
8 years ago
i did... it had the same level of fail your father did during your divine conception...
8 years ago
The fuck should I scroll down and read your dumbshit for? You're an internet gangsta son. You're a 5'8", 132lbs, cracker from Nobodygivesafuck. Now get the fuck off my internet before I decide to take a week off of work to come find your momma's house.
8 years ago
its not hard to find... there'll be a long line of well hung black at her front door
8 years ago
*Holds up WHAMMY! sign*
8 years ago
Hey NoobMcNoob, pipe down a bit and you'll find that he's been here a LOT longer than you. He got pissed about the faggotry of Billy's comments, not the rampant racism Billy uses to bolster his miniature self-esteem.
8 years ago
Who cares why he got pissed? Herp McSquirt is a fucking faggot punk and so is his butt buddy, SillyGayQueer. They should get rained on by a mongol monsoon.
8 years ago
ZING!!!!
8 years ago
no one probably remembers me but i used to be called HiImBiziagh a long time ago. i guess the first time i came to this site was probably about 6 years ago, if not a bit longer than that. back when ryoga vee was an ACTIVE member a highly active member, i, as most of the other members, would piss him off a lot. and though he responded to everyone he tried to send comebacks my way a lot. haha i thought it was funny. i actually met him one time a few years ago. briefly at a convention. i really don't give a shit how long thongwater has been comin here. ryoga vee took shit all the time for being gay and black, he didnt like it so he left. muchosucko has bee nwhats its been since i started comin here. im not racist. but people should be able to enjoy some good ole fashion funny racism while theyre here. you can bitch all you want it's not going to change.
8 years ago
Sure, just make it funny, Herp.
8 years ago
hes not gay
8 years ago
nope just a dork
8 years ago
instant disqualification!
8 years ago
Its the inbred racism that subconsciously tells him he cannot stop hanging from the rope.
8 years ago
^whoa...another 2004-type dude
8 years ago
Holy shit noggins.

Now that's (!!!) an old timer.
8 years ago
where are these 2004 people coming from and why do they all have hardly any comments posted?
8 years ago
does it really matter how much you comment noob? I have been here for a while and I might not comment for some time. Some of us have to work to make sure cockholes who sit in the basement get their entitlements so fuckoff
8 years ago
and PS Ryo is a fag
8 years ago
Fucking old timers!!!
8 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahaha

fucking homo
8 years ago
you're fuckin a homo?
8 years ago
Yep. Tell your dad I said hi
8 years ago
entertainer, lol
8 years ago
That pissed me off. I work at Google.
8 years ago
i'm going to start calling there tomorrow asking for you...every 20 minutes
8 years ago
Ryoga can you replace my house on streetview with a pic of a strip club?
8 years ago
the house i lived in before this one..on google earth there's a single cloud just over my house..like the munsters
8 years ago
Actually maybe I could get a sign photoshopped in that says "Dead Nigger Storage" and do pulp fiction gags.
8 years ago
Yeah, 'cause that would be hilarious.
8 years ago
I wish you were a dead nigger.
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
Work at google or sift through their trash?
8 years ago
his failure pleases me..
8 years ago
Ryoga, gotta give it to you. Once again you made it on the telly. You may suck at alot of things, but at least you do it on T.V..

Next time make a shout out douche bag. How many times does that make it now?
8 years ago
You've gotta point, he DID do that stupid "over 9000" bullshit...
8 years ago
I was shooting with HBO last week... I'll shout out when I do another full reality show.
8 years ago
you twat, not only did you shout out to 4chan you might be the only black person that doesn't know how to swing from a rope. wtf!
8 years ago
Nature kicked in & he just hung from the end.
8 years ago
That bit's been done.
8 years ago
Fail
8 years ago
He almost hit super saiyan.
8 years ago
almost...
8 years ago
C'mon son! dafuckouttaherewitdatbullshit
8 years ago
i would have said it that exact same way
real nigga shit son
8 years ago
hahahahaha
8 years ago
the rest of these honkies is like "whaa?"
8 years ago
Watchin' this again. I think he's just afraid of the water. C'mon son! This 2010. Can't be afraid of some muthafuckin' water son. Bitch you hangin' in the Silicone Valley son. Imma drive down when I go see the Sharks whip the Bruins ass on Thursday and beat yo burnt Chuck Norris ass son.

Real muthafuckin talk.
8 years ago
okaaaaaay... too much
8 years ago
...word?
8 years ago
Fo' shizzle
8 years ago
OH NO HE DI'IN! Burnt Chuck Norris Ass...HAHAHAHA!
8 years ago
go home invalid...
8 years ago
I am home
8 years ago
get in that closet
8 years ago
Basement*
8 years ago
i would have done it better
8 years ago
i like the first 10 seconds thats mental
8 years ago
LMAO wait WHAT! I just realized he's 29 and still acts like this.
8 years ago
Fuck it, at least he has the balls to be out doing shit (although not very well) instead of sitting around getting fat at 29 years old.
8 years ago
are those the same balls sitting on your tonsils right now??? its fuckin ryoga, he deserves it
8 years ago
I'm 6'2", 250lbs.
8 years ago
I'm going to pretend you didn't say that, since you and me is cool since way back, but I think you may be a bit confused. I am still not a bit suprised or sorry that the dumbfuck couldn't even make it past the second obstacle, but5 at least he tried.
8 years ago
Suck my balls, spook.
8 years ago
are you askin another guy to suck your balls, mick?
8 years ago
bigbadblacktyrone..that name says everything i could ever want to know about another person.Another stupid niggEr who thinks cause hes a coon,he's somehow tough?
bigbadpileofshit
8 years ago
Tyrizzle>SILLYGAYSQUEER
8 years ago
lol, are you stalking me since i called you a faggot?
lmao awesome
8 years ago
whoa another stinging barb from the little kid with small mans disease,gayrish1
8 years ago
SILLYGAYSQEER- LMAO
8 years ago
irish is kinda right..even though his hobbies are pretty fucking silly..he probably has fun..and he likely does more in a week than the rest of us in a year
8 years ago
Why does everyone think I'm short?
8 years ago
You've never submitted a photo. People will believe what they want. Hell, even if you submit a photo people see what they want. Not much is actually based on reality here.

Notable exception, I really am the rap master of Mucho.
8 years ago
With pirate hoop ear rings?
8 years ago
i could outrap you
8 years ago
but i'm actually a man
8 years ago
Real men aren't afraid to rap.
8 years ago
i bet cruel shows up at any second
8 years ago
I wonder what time his McDonalds shift ends.
8 years ago
he must be so stuffed full of floor-fries by the end of his shift
8 years ago
Funny how everyone imagines you short...isn't it rish?
8 years ago
i fucking new it..look down
8 years ago
what do you notify him when you're coming on hank?
8 years ago
'knew' it. And how clever you can see my come online and pretend to be predicting it. Tool!

Do you notify Campy when you're 'coming on' dik? That way he doesn't need to get his spotty lil face covered in your blood-sodden, old man's vag.
8 years ago
I hope that there isn't another faggy rap-off
8 years ago
Ha floor fries :)
8 years ago
That was an awesome moment in life Ryoga
8 years ago
If there was such a thing as "floor dicks" Cruel would stuff them in his ass.
8 years ago
How could I do that rish...with you getting up at the crack of dawn to ensure you swept them all up with your dirty crack?
8 years ago
Maybe that's where he stores those street railing gloves.
8 years ago
I know TN doesn't have much railings...but I assure you...the gloves are out there.
8 years ago
What the fuck are "street railing gloves"?
8 years ago
Oh yeah. Let's all deny seeing the street railing gloves.
8 years ago
...what next rish?

Rish says: 'What the fuck is a cock in my ass from a guy wearing a gi?'
8 years ago
Cruel, how is your kid? Are there any pictures?
8 years ago
Not the naked ones you beat off too, but i meant an actual picture.
8 years ago
CruelHM 3 minutes ago say: I love cocks in my mouth.
8 years ago
*sarcastic claps*
8 years ago
I really want to know about these street railing gloves.
8 years ago
alright fuck it... i'll start the shit off
since chank and cruelhomo are acting a little bit soft
tyrizzle has um scared, they know i'm the man
i'll run in Dik's house and wipe my ass with stan
since you fuckers are old, i'll come with new material
babysit cruels kids and stick my dick in their cereal
you offended? you cryin? fuck it, oh well
this aint mucho, this tha muthafuckin Bates Motel
in here, I stab bitches, i'll murder you skeezers
and no one will ever find you, stuffed up in the freezer
bitches...
8 years ago
crazy african american gentleman
8 years ago
Tyrone while you're fucking their wives I'll be fucking your wife. Think about it.
8 years ago
she has the claps... think about that
8 years ago
I try not to.
8 years ago
She just says that because she prefers us to you
8 years ago
lol cheeks, lying virgin...
8 years ago
I'm in the "waiting room" now.
8 years ago
Yay! My numbers been called
8 years ago
so hank and wank fucked her and got crotch rot....
youre british, so i assume your eating her out
8 years ago
No...just throwing it up the wrong un
8 years ago
couldnt find the hole, eh?
lol fuckin virgin
8 years ago
and still, no comeback from hank or cruel..
bbbt be the new king of the parking lot
8 years ago
Ok.....I'll put it simpler


I'm fucking her up the ass
8 years ago
Or rather have....my 30mins are up
8 years ago
Fries is next
8 years ago
Then OJ
8 years ago
Then Ryoga
8 years ago
You can see why I didn't want to wait
8 years ago
my wife isnt OJ's type. she's not retarded enough
my wife isnt fries type because she had her penis removed
and we all know ryoga likes the cock
8 years ago
and stop spamming.... thats dik's job
8 years ago
How do you think they rack up the comment count?
8 years ago
Why use one comment when two....
8 years ago
or three can be used?
8 years ago
I'm not going after a dirty jew like hank.
8 years ago
I dont approve of rapping.
8 years ago
Alrighty Tyrizzle - you know you've done done it,
Come stinking up this thread like you already done won it,
You a bracka - a black cracka,
All this talk of booty-lovin - you a dirty fudge packa,
Now back to the point,
If there's one to prove,
I stole yo fuckin purple drank,
Yo! Watch that nigga move!
Pissin in the cereal?
Let's take this somewhere ethereal,
Didn't think yo dawg could rhyme that?
Shit - I make you wear a dime hat,
Purchased from the dollar tree,
Looks great on you...but not for me,
G...original and fresh,
Don't come around my fockin lawn,
Unless you lookin for yo death,
Ref? I ain't callin for a time out,
We shoot the nuccas at the door,
Then drag them in - 'no crime' route,
What? What's this wigga sayin?
I think you know exactly what,
And exactly what they playin,
At yo fuckin funeral,
The block's now clean,
And the church is full,
Replete with fucking wanna be gs,
Raising they hands to the lord like 'Please!',
Bring Tyrizzle back,
We need mo fuckin crack,
He's the only bitch we got it from,
Who never made a stack,
Okay, okay...I'm hearing what you say,
I'm being racist, crass and too generic,
I need to bust out fairly,
Like a rational Muslim cleric,
Medic!
Someone get another bag,
We puttin BBBT in the ground,
We may as well add his hag,
His bigger blacker wife,
Put her hands around the knife,
That way they'll think it's another DV,
And not a wasted 'life',
Back to the funeral home...
The final journey - the ultimate pwn,
You wanted to go 6 feet under to the sounds of California,
But we burnt you blacker than a spade to the chords of Snow's Informer!
8 years ago
lol... is thatb a rap, or an entire broadway musical
8 years ago
Haha. It's a 'rapsical'. Werd.
8 years ago
Noone is read that either.
8 years ago
reading
8 years ago
jesus, cruel...
8 years ago
'Noone is read that either.'


And there you have it folks - slydexia at its best.
8 years ago
yes Gull, my child?
8 years ago
nothing, keep up the great work Cruelinem...

*cough*

rap's so gay

*cough*
8 years ago
Hey Tyrone...I assume I just regained my parking lot...either that or your dumb black ass is still thinking of a response and flicking through your BET version of the Merriam-Webster.

;)
8 years ago
suuuuuure you won....
*backs away slowly
this guy cray-zeeeeeeee
8 years ago
Hehehe. Azzai thought, homie. Azzai thought.

;p
8 years ago
nothing says i make less than $10,000 a year quite like two people rap battling on mucho
8 years ago
I didn't even know there was a battle going down. Damn.
8 years ago
i thought niggas were good at swinging from ropes.
8 years ago
Over 9000 of them
8 years ago
Wow, you guys posted this faster than I thought you would.. NOT!
8 years ago
*charges energy*
8 years ago
make me some hello kitty origami
8 years ago
Maybe if there was some bitch in leather with a big strap-on waiting at the other side you would have made it.
8 years ago
that was a nice healthy serving of wham
8 years ago
Ryoga's never gonna dance again.
8 years ago
He certainly felt quite unsure...
8 years ago
shoop da whoop
8 years ago
this is just sad, somebody relieve him from his misery.
8 years ago
cause he got wet his mom didnt let him in the car and he had to walk home
8 years ago
That's what happens when you try and swing something that weighs 97 lbs on a rope, just doesn't go that for.
8 years ago
Being so light, he would have taken a while to die 60 years ago.
8 years ago
worst ninja ever....
stick to slapping fat guys with office equipment.
8 years ago
*getting slapped by
8 years ago
Hahaha! Jesus. It all looked so promising at the beginning too. You really are funny Ryoga. And gay. Also, I fucking swear you've been 29 for like 3 years now.
8 years ago
...and there's NO WAY you are 5'11. Nooo way.
8 years ago
Hahaha
8 years ago
what kind of person doesnt make it past the swing rope? huh?
8 years ago
180 people out of 300 actually
8 years ago
Congratulations Ryoga, at least you participated on it and people viewed you all over the world. That's cool man.
8 years ago
DOERanger: "Ryoga, gotta give it to you. Once again you made it on the telly. You may suck at alot of things, but at least you do it on T.V."

1rish1: "Fuck it, at least he has the balls to be out doing shit (although not very well) instead of sitting around getting fat at 29 years old."

bichofelix: "Congratulations Ryoga, at least you participated on it and people viewed you all over the world. That's cool man."

Ryoga is nothing more than a blacker, slightly less feminine Paris Hilton wannabe. He doesn't do anything worthy of recognition. There are hundreds of thousands of fucked up freaks who think that making it onto TV is the best thing ever, but it's not.

You people actually admire that sheer desperation to parade around on TV infront of a few dozen fat idiots watching from home with their TV dinners & bed sores?

You people are worse that Ryoga himself.

He actually manages to be a desperate wannabe celebrity, yet you people are only able to aspire to that level of pathetic.
8 years ago
He even began his latest search for attention with the most overused meme on the internet. The witless fuck should have just ran out screaming like a fag wearing a lol-cat tshirt.

At least his stint with the dominatrix made me laugh. You should just go back to letting women fuck you with strap ons, Ryoga.
8 years ago
Well put.
8 years ago
TV Dinners & bed sores, hah. Good combo.
8 years ago
I'm 30 and in the best shape of my life. I get out and do stuff. I just meant that he is better off than most of y'all.
8 years ago
going to starbucks doesn't count as going out....
8 years ago
I Lmao'd at the Lolcat shirt,, where can I get one.
8 years ago
http://www.lolmart.com/shirts.html
8 years ago
this one: http://www.lolmart.com/skull.html
is already on its way
8 years ago
How can I get an accurate reading of my powerlevel?
8 years ago
you will need a scouter, i have one but its not cheep
8 years ago
Blow me.
8 years ago
^ it won't cost you that much though
8 years ago
What amazes me is that an actual Ninja competition exists...in America....
8 years ago
It'd amaze me if it didn't exist in America...
8 years ago
Ha ha, black people suck at sports.
8 years ago
especially in the nba and nfl...
fuckin horrible
8 years ago
Larry Bird and Roethlesberger ftw!
8 years ago
two vinilla beans in a vast sea of chocolate
8 years ago
Actually, Larry Bird's a genuine racist motherfucker, and can suck my dick...and in NFL? Mannings.
8 years ago
...and I actually used to enjoy watching Pacman Jones when he was at Titans. Dunno what the fuck he doing now. Probably 20-life judging by how his life was going when I was in states.
8 years ago
Larry Bird was a pimp. Dude has bastard kids all over the US.
8 years ago
Is he dead?
8 years ago
Well, they might be good at sports, but they suck at sarcasm.
8 years ago
you all are a bunch of fucking cum bags
8 years ago
lol, ther's my favorite nieghborhood racist
8 years ago
i commented on this 2 years to late....
6 years ago
Ryoga!!!!!!!!!!
6 years ago
This is almost the best video on muchosucko.

I always liked the one with the english boy pushed off a roof in a trolley.
"Oh Ethan, my arms broken"
6 years ago
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