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Nigga getting paaaaaid!

In Zimbabwe $, so not really...

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by Oranjeboom

submitted January 11th 2010

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Nigga getting paaaaaid!
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That translates to what, like 3$?
8 years ago
tree fiddy
8 years ago
The Zimbabwe 100 trillion dollar bill would be worth about $300 in U.S. currency.
8 years ago
what's finnier is they kept resetting their dollar value so 1 of their most recent dollars (2009) is worth 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 of the original dollars (1980). yeah... ZW$10^25 is still worth nothing now.
8 years ago
funnier** =(
8 years ago
except on ebay. idiots on ebay buy everything.
8 years ago
hehe, niggers are usually pretty bad with money
8 years ago
I love ebay.
8 years ago
Ebay, for when you want to by other peoples unwanted shit for more than you can get it from Amazon brand new.
8 years ago
Haha, what a dick. And it's not true. I buy new stuff, hand made stuff and antique stuff you can't get on Amazon, or in Japan.

8 years ago
There may be a few exceptions, but the rule stands.

Most 'modern' or commonly available items will go for more on ebay then they will on Amazon.

Go check some books/games/films now if you're so sure I'm wrong.
8 years ago
i buy a lot of my kiddie bait on ebay

what do your kids like hank?
8 years ago
There is no "rule".

Why is it you come off as such an ass, I wonder?
8 years ago
The rule:

Ebay - For when you want to by other peoples unwanted shit for more than you can get it from Amazon brand new.

Why is it that you come off as such a petulant fucker?

I said you can easily see how the rule is accurate by looking up modern' or commonly available items, like games/books/films & I'll add electronic razors to that as I bought mine from Amazon 'cause the same model on Ebay cost more.

Do you check any items? Do you fuck.

You just metaphorically stick your fingers in your ears * scream "la la la no no no la la la"
8 years ago
Ebay is popular with people who don't know how to use the internet & still use internet explorer.
8 years ago
The last two things I purchased on ebay: 1) $45 less than on Amazon. 2) not available on Amazon.
8 years ago
Amazon doesn't have the manssiere?
8 years ago
Whats that like monopoly money?
8 years ago
southerton bank? southerton?
8 years ago
It's west of Northernton...
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
i don't totally get why this happened to their currency
8 years ago
cuz your a dumb redneck so stfu
8 years ago
Hey fuckhead.

That's it. I just want to see if you respond to that name.

You did.
8 years ago
Any currency's value is based on the demand for it. Zimbabwe used to have a ton of farms and otherwise produced a lot of things, so if you had some Zim dollars you could buy some food or baskets or some shit like that, so people wanted Zim dollars. Then they elected president biglips who decided to correct the terrible injustice in that country by taking away the farms from white farmers and putting them in the hands of members of his party. Of course, they didn't know fuck all about farming, so food production dropped drastically. The Zim became much less effective at purchasing food, so also become much less worth owning by foreigners. That meant foriengers holding the Zim did the only worthwhile thing they could, which was spend it back in Zimbabwe before it became totally worthless, so withing Zimbabwe they had a shitload of this money come in, that was able to purchase less and less.

Biglips' government still needed to pay bills so they added to the problem by just printing more zim dollars. They actually ran out of paper and ink once and didn't have enough zims to buy more.

More recently the best thing to do if you didn't want to starve and you weren't close enough to biglips was to find gold. Less than a gram meant you could eat for a day. So everyone is doing that and now all the gold is leaving the country with food coming in. Nothing will turn around until the country actually produces something again. That's the problem with money, people get all caught up in it and worried about who has more and forget that it's actually production that creates wealth, not dollars. Every Zimbabwe resident is a billionaire or trillionaire now, but they still can't eat.
8 years ago
Oh, I was waiting for Wanko to show up and give an economics lecture. They are so interesting.
8 years ago
i actually read all of that. i dont bother with anybody elses lectures but i always make an exception for wanko , he is knowledgable and correct
8 years ago
Hank gives good lectures on the merits of taking it up the ass but I'm still not convinced.
8 years ago
Economics is interesting.
8 years ago
I should shorten and Canadian it up... Ok, so you have a $10 Tim Horton's gift certificate. How much you figure you could sell it for, right now? Maybe $9.50?

Ok, now imagine new management takes over Tim Horton's. They fire everyone that knows how to make coffee or donuts and hire retards in their place that just mix random ingredients to make clumps of uncooked shit they call donuts and they pour cold tap water in the cups and sprinkle some coffee beans on that. Now how much can you sell your $10 gift certificate for?

Same idea with the Zim.
8 years ago
dik 3 hours ago says:

i don't totally get why this happened to their currency

*

mycrotchbiatch 2 hours ago says:

cuz your a dumb redneck so stfu
8 years ago
haha wtf
8 years ago
hmmmm..they actually tried the whole "just print more money thing?"
8 years ago
So did we, dik.

Id say that Mervyn King knows a little bit more about economics & 'quantitative easing' than Mugabe/Gideon Gono though.
8 years ago
printing more money looks good on paper..
8 years ago
see what i did there?
8 years ago
yeah *giggle*
8 years ago
off topic but just so you guys know..tiger woods killed a guy in ontario yesterday
8 years ago
http://www.canada.com/Tiger+kills/2427122/story.html
8 years ago
might have been A tiger
8 years ago
US/UK/Canada don't actually print the money though, we just 'borrow' it. Once you print there is no going back.

Mervyn King should go back to being Tyson's boxing promotor.
8 years ago
Yeah, we borrow from ourselves by magically increasing the amount we have, but actually don't, but pretend we do.
8 years ago
Again...dik, shut your fuckin' noise. Wanko, thanks for the lesson. Finally someone on here worth giving a shit besides the Germans. :)
8 years ago
i hate those pesky germans!
8 years ago
fucken' krautnigger nazis!
8 years ago
easy now, don't go starting WWIII
8 years ago
I hate what the Germans did.

You only killed some of the jews, you useless bastards.

Now the Israelis can just play the victim forever & use the lolocaust as an excuse to do what the fuck they wish.

Fuckin kike cunts.
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
an hour ago, i thought about answering to that post, but then i thought "what the hell, there's two capital dubyas next to each other, Oranje's got this!"

sometimes, you act like a pavlovian dog , oj (love ya, buddy-boy!).
8 years ago
fucking germans. see? its seagals fault once again, but suprise
8 years ago
+r
8 years ago
hahaha Steven
8 years ago
I really do despise Israel with a passion.

I don't mind Jews per se, but the Israelis specifically are brainwashed, "we're special, we don't need to have sympathy for anyone 'cause of what Hitler did".

Many Israeli politicians & Generals will never set foot in Britain 'cause they know they'll be arrested for war crimes as soon as their set foot of the plane.
8 years ago
^Racist.
8 years ago
WWII!

*waits for OJ with a scooby snack*
8 years ago
wow, eager!

there's a good boy!

here's your treat!



8 years ago
Why don't you go play with your buddy Caine, the baby rapist, Beagle?
8 years ago
all this cuz dik just can't STFU.........
8 years ago
At the time of receiving this check, the guy says it was worth about $46 US.

I don't know the guy personally, it was a friend of a friend.
8 years ago
he was also an American, as if that makes any difference...?
8 years ago
No it doesn't. Maybe soon there will be loads of 4 million US$ paychecks handed over to those fat blokes oversees, each check worth about 46€. I'll ask Wanko then how that could happen.
8 years ago
prolly for a loaf of bread
2 years ago
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