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A Brief History of Socialist Plots

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submitted January 9th 2010

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A Brief History of Socialist Plots
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fucking commie bastards...
8 years ago
Obviously it's Munch ado about nothing.
8 years ago
ooh i did what you see there
8 years ago
WHOA, that is way to clever for MS, LOL
8 years ago
no its not. funny though.
8 years ago
nowegians for the (passive-aggressive) win!
8 years ago
Hank FTW!
8 years ago
Needs 30% more tits.
8 years ago
I would like this to have 3000% more tits.
8 years ago
Considering the fact that there are no tits in the pic, 30% or even 3000% of zero is... zero. In fact the only tits in here are you two.
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
How about 60,000% more tits? Is that high enough?
8 years ago
you've got a 60,000% of 0.00 IQ
8 years ago
*sigh*
8 years ago
Your IQ is -37.
8 years ago
fries talking about IQ is like dik talking about other people crying or being pussies. Just too fucking funny.
8 years ago
^not still crying
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
for a guy that doesn't want to talk to me cruel you sure do
8 years ago
lets discuss it in the chatroom hamburgler
8 years ago
aaahahahaha
8 years ago
pwned again
8 years ago
why would anybody cry on this site ? it always makes me laugh like fuck
8 years ago
fights between dik and cruel always make me hungry
*goes to find breakfast...*
8 years ago
This makes me laugh...fries - everything clearly makes you hungry. I gotta find that thing you dated...anyone post the link? Where's d-dubs when you need him?


http://www.muchosucko.com/show/my_tits-68096/tag/friesplease
8 years ago
Hahaha! My brain just totally malfunctioned.
8 years ago
yeah , my tits do have that effect
8 years ago
on people
8 years ago
*waves* i'm right here and i am the one that got hungry. it is morning and i didn't eat much yesterday so i think its save to eat something now
8 years ago
morning ? where would that be then ?
8 years ago
< -6 GMT
its 9 in the morning here
8 years ago
Fucking dumb yanks, don't even know what time of day it is...
8 years ago
fucking greenwich bastards don't know a world exists outside their little island
8 years ago
Our little island is the world
8 years ago
pot, kettle....
8 years ago
i spend my free time talking to people all over the world and have dated girls from other countries. i think i get that there is more out there than what i can see
8 years ago
Hahaha! Yeah...what fugs said.

Jesus dw, really?
8 years ago
You spend your free time making awful beatbox vids, we've seen the evidence.
8 years ago
awful beatbox vids?
8 years ago
fuck you fugs and what now cruel?
8 years ago
tee hee
8 years ago
cruels scouring for friends again
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
cruel:
"i agree fugs"
"totally see what youre saying hank"
"i completely see your point of view wanko"
8 years ago
give it a rest butterman
8 years ago
balls...google it you sissy
8 years ago
what about ∞% more tits? that has gotta work!
8 years ago
Nope.
8 years ago
damn!
8 years ago
What it needs is a pair of tits
8 years ago
Then add 400% more
8 years ago
this thread has added a high enough % of tits now
8 years ago
wrong, you can never have enough tits
8 years ago
dik the broken record hypocrite
8 years ago
Yes, because the healthcare system should be in the same category as all of those. Id say the closest thing to it on there is the education system, which is garbage.
8 years ago
^ Your dumbassedness certainly supports that statement.
8 years ago
=O
8 years ago
Public healthcare = the neckshot for the US, just like it was for Europe.
8 years ago
Headshot?
8 years ago
Cumshot?
8 years ago
jäger shot?
8 years ago
scattershot to hanks face
8 years ago
No argument here. They were all bad ideas.
Although if they did public water systems the way we do the new health system, they'd just pass a bill saying everyone has to buy bottled water.
8 years ago
You do say some retarded shit.
8 years ago
I'm still trying to figure out why they did't save the UAW by passing a bill forcing everyone to buy a new Tahoe or Durango.
8 years ago
Yawn.
8 years ago
surely a healthcare system would be a good thing
8 years ago
As long as nobody has to pay for it.
8 years ago
a private healthcare system wouldnt benefit the capitalist american fat cats
8 years ago
People complained how bad the health insurance companies were while the fatcats that ran them were getting super rich so the Obama solution was to force everyone to buy insurance from those very companies so the fatcats could get even richer.
8 years ago
i know that whatshername and i were paying about the same in taxes and making about the same amount... roughly..except i have free heatlh care
8 years ago
Americans ignore this obvious contradiction because they watched a Micheal Moore movie and think Cuba has an awesome health care system and that this bill will mean we'll be just as awesome and everyone will be able to have $250,000 surgeries and yet we'll all spend less too!
8 years ago
well what would you like to see wanko ? as far as health care?
8 years ago
clearly you guys are in a pickle
8 years ago
Wanko thinks taxes should be voluntary. Christ what a tedious cunt. Don't get him started, Dik, please.
8 years ago
i tend to find Wanko one of the most sensible people on here
8 years ago
if everybody wasn't so damned greedy and shit didn't cost so much then there would be no pickle to be in. we should eliminate money like they did in star trek. focus only on bettering ourselves and our existence!
*goes back to watching TNG*
8 years ago
there has to be an answer.. i saw one dipshit american on tv bitching that waiting times are an issue..like so what if you wait another hour..its free
8 years ago
Fries, you are commonly regarded as a huge dipshit. Nobody cares who you find sensible.
8 years ago
Waiting time > not being able to afford surgery, apparently.
8 years ago
surely it would be better to have a healthcare system where if you were seriously injured , you could be treated without having to worry about where your health plan policy was... the fat cats of america would never allow a public healthcare because it would take profits out of their pockets.
kind of makes you wonder who really is running america afterall
8 years ago
Well people are hung up on the idea that the health bill means we'll have something like Canada or Cuba, which just isn't the case. The bill is a total sell out, forcing people to buy from the companies the bill was supposed to save the from.

If we did do something like Canada or Cuba, it would still be more expensive because we're fat and the level of pullution isn't even on the same scale (we therefore have way more lung and heart problems). A health bill doesn't change that. Cuba's hospitals are shit outside of Micheal Moore movies - they can't afford bandages, they can't sterilize shit, people literally risk their life to leave that country. Canada's hospitals aren't so bad but they have about 10 years before Health Care and Education become costs larger than the project revenue of the nation (due to more old people retired and fewer young people in the workforce) - so clearly its not sustainable. (Ignoring all moral issues.)

What I'd like to see is no government interference in health insurance and for all health costs (as well as donations for other people's health costs or charities providing health care) be 100% tax deductible. Dik you should know Canada's health care system wasn't nationalized until the 70's, we're people dropping like flies before that?

In other countries where the market is allowed to do its thing, most operations are affordable to most middle-class people. That's what we've lost here by insuring and regulating the fuck out of everything. No surgery should cost $250,000. None. That's insane. That's saying that a surgical procedure is equal in effort and resources to the labor of five average guys working for five years. Of course it is not.

We have the other problem were our insurance is regulated to be more of an unconditional warranty. My car insurance covers me if there is an serious accident. It doesn't cover mud on the floor that someone tracked in. It doesn't cover neglect. And it has a deductible so I don't make a claim if another car door dents it a tiny bit in the parking lot. If it did cover all those things the cost of it would obviously be astronomical.

Anyway, what I wanted was simply no regulation, no interference, and not taxing people when they need to spend on it. The last thing the government should do is get in the way of the charity clinics and the cash only clinics (which are the only ones reasonably priced), but that's exactly what they've done with this bill.
8 years ago
Hank you're regarded as a homo. Because you are.
8 years ago
Fries of course the fatcats are running the show. Every feel-good program is turned into another way for them to make money. All our huge spending bills just happen to result in bailouts for some of the biggest contributors to political campaigns. The health insurance providers, the drug companies, the banks and insurance companies, and the UAW.
8 years ago
But we needed to do all those things to help the people...
8 years ago
is that last bit true ?
8 years ago
Americans ( not all) think that Canadians are dying in the streets waiting for service. thats just bullshit. Socialism doesn't exclude democracy, having your life owned by the big corp does. now fuck off wanko.
8 years ago
Noone regards me as a homo.
8 years ago
I have to go. I'm sure hank will write something about how I'm a moron followed by a blanket statement like 'health care is good yaaaaaaa ur greedy'
8 years ago
Later on I'm gonna rob his house with a couple friends 'cause if there's more of us wanting to steal his shit than there are of him not wanting us to steal it then it's not theft because it's democracy.
8 years ago
Cuba's hospital problems stem from their northern neighbours trade embargo
8 years ago
FREE WILLY!
8 years ago
Holesome you idiot, you just missed the entire point that the health bill sold out americans to the big corporations. This is exactly the kind of fucking moronness I'm talking about. You have no fucking clue about anything you just blather on about the big evil corps without realizing the health bill means more money to those big evil corps. Jesus fucking christ. Just fucking gouge your fucking eyes out because they're obviously no good to you.
8 years ago
You should have used a Robin Hood allegory instead.
8 years ago
The bill would have been so much better if people like you hadn't fought it with all their might. Now that public health care is established, how it works can always be improved upon in the future. Your contention that the bill should have been perfect before being passed is wrong. Major social legislation is always going to happen in fits and starts like this.
8 years ago
Dik frees his willy on the way to the beerstore
8 years ago
Robin Hood , Robin Hood , riding through the glen
8 years ago
"Later on I'm gonna rob his house with a couple friends 'cause if there's more of us wanting to steal his shit than there are of him not wanting us to steal it then it's not theft because it's democracy."

Hahaha, I knew would say something like that.

8 years ago
it is a shady bill..i dont know much about it really but the bottom line always seems to be big insurance companies..wasnt the idea to change that?
8 years ago
"Hi, my name iz Wanko. Nobody can haz my monies. THey be minezzzzz."
8 years ago
i never call my penis willy
8 years ago
wanko if obama didn't have to suck up to you right wing fucks he could have built a public insurance system. thats the answer and thats the way it's going to go, unless you idiots fuck it up.
8 years ago
after the indecent with the catfish
8 years ago
Big insurance companies=political donations=lobbying=dilution of bill
8 years ago
politics are greasy man
8 years ago
canadian politics are just as crooked..- personality
8 years ago
politics are such a fucking negative entity to me i'm so much happier ignoring it
8 years ago
yay for ignoring politics
boo for lobbyist and money hungry bastards
8 years ago
i just wish the entire system wasn't as crooked and complicated as it is now ..but wtf can you do
8 years ago
i turn my lights out and recycle
8 years ago
thats sounds saucy
8 years ago
You're in for a big disappointment Fries....it's not a pie
8 years ago
damn
8 years ago
Hahah yeah "Obama wouldn't have sold us out to the corps that funded his election ... you mean people forced him to!" Goddamn you people are worse than fucking christians saying the bible makes perfect sense...
8 years ago
Hank you idiot, public health care isn't established now any more than it used to be. We had medicare before you know. All this bill does is kill the cash and charity clinics, remove the incentive to be treated abroad, and ensures that more health dollars go though the insurance companies.

Before the bill people had a few options left for health care if they didn't want to pay the private insurance companies and didn't want to leech off everyone else. This bill just closes those doors. It's a sell out. If you can't see that then I don't know what else to tell you.
8 years ago
Where the FUCK are the naked women shitting on themselves in this thread?!?
8 years ago
Whatever I'm a canuk what do I care say hi to Ted Nugent for me.
8 years ago
reply fail noob
8 years ago
you better start being nicer to us
8 years ago
we can be mean
8 years ago
what did holesome say ? i dont get it
8 years ago
yeah, be nice or i'll put you in a stranglehold
8 years ago
Hahaha! dik was born in Tennessee, and pretends to be a genuine Canuck. Funniest shit ever.
8 years ago
...I know a redneck when I see one.
8 years ago
i thought you said you were done talking to me fatboy..come back for another whipping?? again??
8 years ago
you don't get to choose where you are born. but you do get to choose where you live
8 years ago
here's the direct quote "i am a big fat gay fag"...cruel
8 years ago
hahaha pwned
8 years ago
suck it grimace
8 years ago
I dunno what the hypocritical, crybaby, redneck fauxCanuckian said...but I bet it was something dumb.


Maybe he thinks I'm talking to him or something...rather than continually exposing all his flaws, contradictions, and hypocrises.
8 years ago
"i needz a burger"..cruel
8 years ago
pwned
8 years ago
And just shut it dw...get back to your safety zone of being a white knight. Flange.
8 years ago
"i'z in your fridg eating your food"....cruel
8 years ago
ohhhhhh
burn
8 years ago
i just call it like it is cruel, don't get all upset at me
8 years ago
he's just hungry
8 years ago
You know, I find the shorter replies to be more funny.
8 years ago
he'll calm down when i tell him to
8 years ago
...and dw - u dumbass. Being a redneck doesn't stop because you MOVE to another country. dik is a redneck...I saw it, even before I knew of his TN birth. Haha. Fucking brilliant. Iceneck indeed? Puhleease.

I know that inimitable vacant deadbrained Tennessean look anywhere - evidently.
8 years ago
that wasn't the point of my statement, your person experience of tennesseans is a hit to what i was getting at...
8 years ago
wait cruels accusing me of being a fake canadian?
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
<---from tennessee
8 years ago
i don't even get it cruel..you're fatted up gut must be blocking your cheese fridge or something..youre delirious sonny..get back to me when that oil locker is full again so youre at least making some sense you gravy skank
8 years ago
Don't forget to type "pwnd" after that, Dik.
8 years ago
pwned
8 years ago
haha, scarlet is a canuck today?
wasn't she a scrawny mexican guy 2 days ago?
8 years ago
Last month she was some kind of pirate / storm trooper.
8 years ago
she's like Bowie!
8 years ago
More like a smelly pirate hooker
8 years ago
That's a good one. Thumbs Up.
8 years ago
don't forget about our socialist police/fire/ems services.
8 years ago
Don't forget a lot of them are private.
8 years ago
God damn commies, committing theft and stealing my money without asking.
Why should I pay for others police? I'll pay for police if I need it. *grumble grumble, racism, grumble*
8 years ago
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