points: 3

Down with the England

yeah!

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by dirtyrottensteve

submitted January 7th 2010

306 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Down with the England
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comments (306)
The pink represents the gay that is England.
8 years ago
FACT: pink was mohammads favorite color

FACT ALSO: over the years jews have made society believe pink is gay

A THIRD FACT: muslims consider this the ultimate insult
8 years ago
kojach must've had loads of buttsex, i don't know how else he could fit all those facts up his ass just to pull them out for us now...
8 years ago
He has had loads of buttsex. It's common knowledge.
8 years ago
FACTS FOURTH AND FIFTH: my joke was original and hilarious, whilst your joke was one youve been using for literally years
8 years ago
I didn't say any jokes and Steven hasn't been here for years, so I'm not really sure who you are talking to.
8 years ago
Here's a question Kojack, would you let a tranny in a burka fuck you in the ass?
8 years ago
actually, i've been here for years, i just kept quiet.

and there was no humourous intention in my previous comment, just like kojach, i was stating a FACT.
8 years ago
uhh no, but i might fuck a tranny in a burka in the ass
8 years ago
aint no fuckin might about you swishy fruitbowl.
FACT:blowcrack is not now,nor has ever been funny.
8 years ago
Kojack, you love it in the ass, am I wrong?
8 years ago
Zzzzzzz ... it's watching the same movie over and over
8 years ago
Then go drown yourself in a bucket of piss, douchebag.
8 years ago
Someone doesn't like being called boring
8 years ago
I don't like you, twathead. You haven't realized that yet, you fucking abandoned puppy?
8 years ago
Duh, you don't like anyone who makes fun of you.
8 years ago
Hank doesn't like anyone, period.
8 years ago
that's not true, he downright loves me!
ain't that right, hanky?
8 years ago
The most you'll get from Hank is impartiality.

& that is only temporary.
8 years ago
Steven is allright, usually.

Oranje, usually ok, but can be a dick. You've turned on me more than the reverse, Oranje.

8 years ago
Nah, this is just banter hank.

We can banter without being nasty, surely.
8 years ago
Surely, it is possible, but you have turned on me much more than the reverse is true.

That's not banter.
8 years ago
hank loves me and i insult him all the time..
ALL THE TIME!!!!
8 years ago
this morning my wife said "who the hell is hank? you keep calling him an asshole in your sleep"....
ALL THE TIME!!!
8 years ago
Yes, but your wife knows who I am (my cock in her mouth). Tell her I said high, she's a sweetie.
8 years ago
she's only in it for the shoes..
8 years ago
She's getting a lot of shoes then. I've been fishing in that pond for a while now.
8 years ago
she also has AIDS... thats why ive been sleeping with Hanks wife instead of my own...
this explains why Hank's baby has an afro
8 years ago
But not why it's ginger
8 years ago
"Surely, it is possible, but you have turned on me much more than the reverse is true.

That's not banter."

Oh, shut up. Don't make fun of me & then complain when I reply.
8 years ago
so much love in here tonight! OJ and hank, tyrone and fries, d-dub and suge...

only the bird gets left outside alone...

*sob*
8 years ago
Hi sexy...
8 years ago
Birds are gay

Hi Steven
8 years ago
hey camaro, sorry bout your christmas present, i kinda forgot, and atm i cant afford postage, but youll get it soon, promise...
8 years ago
suges is more like a venereal disease
8 years ago
Are you sending him an individual personality kit, and a lifetime supply of pheromones, Gull?
8 years ago
no, a jet turbine and some carbon wings for his wheelchair...and some adhesive racing stripes for his special needs helmet.

(that was for calling birds gay!)
8 years ago
A helmet! fuck yeah!
8 years ago
is it one of those really cool nazi helmets with a spike on the top???
8 years ago
can't you guys read? i'm just giving him the racing stripes for his retard helmet, there's no way i'd give away my great grandfathers WWI helmut.

sometimes i put it on, poke random strangers in the butt and make horny unicorn noises...
8 years ago
test?
8 years ago
eins zwei drei
8 years ago
d-dub, you still here? i was just testing if the site still works cuz its so goddamn quiet around here...
8 years ago
WHAT DID YOU DO??
8 years ago
yeah, i'm still here. it wasn't working a little bit ago but looks like its back up now
8 years ago
me? i fucked your rott...why?
8 years ago
seagal touch himself,
baby jesus cried,
mucho died,
the end,
8 years ago
Fucking Germans
8 years ago
ya ya, you guys scapegoat me, i could not care less, i got beer!

AHAHAHAHAHA, BEEEEER!!!
8 years ago
Oranje is a backstabbing biatch.
8 years ago
*bumstabbing
8 years ago
The dude on the left looks like Smerf, minus the ginger hair.
8 years ago
HOLY SHITZ!
8 years ago
And minus the pedo-stache and skirt.
8 years ago
he has smerfs lumberjack face..
8 years ago
they just like to go down on England
8 years ago
*go down like England
8 years ago
*America
8 years ago
*like England sucks America's balls anytime it asks
8 years ago
OJ puts his pinky up when he drinks his chamomile
8 years ago
HAHA they spelled sickness wrong.
8 years ago
I see what you did there.
8 years ago
I don't.
8 years ago
A shitty song reference.
8 years ago
yeah shitty is correct.
8 years ago
I'm always amazed then when the muslims get pissed off they seem to always have an endless supply of some random country's flags to burn or piss on. Do they just keep stockpiles of those things waiting for shit to happen? If some Danish fuck pissed us off here, where would you find dozens of those flags on short notice? What if it was New Zealand? I've never seen one of those flags anywhere. But I bet the muslims have a few hundred in a warehouse just waiting to get burned.
8 years ago
I have a pile of miniature American flags which I use to wipe my ass.

Unfortunately, like the country itself, they just spread shit all over the dame place.
8 years ago
The free market provides them Wanko, you moron.

Hey Oranje, England is like a pink sock, good thing it doesn't spread anywhere.
8 years ago
Nah, England was more like ultraviolet radiation on the skin. Made an impact, & changed everything before eventually fading away.
8 years ago
Dear England:

Just a reminder; before you're all hung from cranes in Piccadilly by your Paki overlords, don't forget to thank us one more time for keeping you on life support during the 20th century, you ungrateful twats.

Love,
America
8 years ago
Hi Indy...don't forget your hat as you roll outta the thread on that particularly ridiculous comment.
8 years ago
Oh, Claude, my dearly deluded American compadre...

You Americans like to live in an imaginary world where you guys are liked, but if anything, you are barely tolerated. Take the 4 biggest and most strategically important democracies - India, South Africa, Brazil & Turkey. Like many (including the British public) they are at odds with Americas arrogant/evil foreign policy, & rather than side with you, they are far more likely to side with authoritarian nations like China.

Take the Copenhagen climate summit for example. Obama tried to arrange private meeting with the leaders of each of the previously mentioned countries, failing miserably. The Indians even said that their PM had left for the airport.

Then Obama, the leader of the mighty US of A, the most admired & lauded country on the planet (hahaha) was left looking like a complete nob after turning upto a meeting with Chinas PM only to find those previously mentioned leaders deep in negation with the PM. It turned out that Indias PM didn't leave at all, he was there too, he just didn't care to speak to the almighty US president.

In all fairness, they did squeeze up to allow Obama to join, like an unwanted gate crasher.

I could go on, I have plenty to add to that, but I'm sure you get the point.

The ONLY real ally you guys have is Britain & by supporting you we are creating problems for ourselves that could be easily avoided.

It's you guys need to stop looking the gift horse in the mouth. Just look at the Euro, 'cause if Britain joined that, the $ wouldn't be worth a great deal for very long.

8 years ago
say that next time a tank is parked in your living room and you need the "mighty US of A" to bail you out..... again
8 years ago
Like when they waited 2 years to join us in WWII you mean...only AFTER the Japs did us the great favor of bombing Pearl Harbor to get your cowardly asses involved.
8 years ago
and what happened after that?
8 years ago
optimus prime and robotmecha death christ 2000 saved the world from the wrath of sauron and the destructoids, i believe...
8 years ago
the US generously gave us and many other countries extortionately-high interest loans to 'help' us rebuild our ravaged towns and cities. Yeah...thanks for that - good ole US of A...capitalising on any situation for pecuniary gain.
8 years ago
thanks
8 years ago
"and what happened after that?"

Well, later the Brits went to the pacific to HELP THE AMERICANS FIGHT THE JAPS!
8 years ago
I sure love the way the Americans still always try & fall back on something that DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN in 1941!
8 years ago
in other words... we bailed you bitches out for the second time
8 years ago
BBBT, it's not like you personally helped Britain :P
8 years ago
Cornbread. Eat it.
8 years ago
i equally love the way brits think they had "the situation" under control and never needed the US in the first place.... twice
8 years ago
It was a world war & you guys played a part, late in the game.

Your cowardly asses have little to be proud of.
8 years ago
and the H-bomb handled the japs, not faggoty soldiers armed with crumpets...
8 years ago
I equally love how the reason you are even in the US talkin trash...is down to us Brits who sent your African asses over there as slaves in the first placed.
8 years ago
Pwned.
8 years ago
The end.
8 years ago
& if you really want to speak of asses being saves, hoe about America thanks France & Spain for saving theirs in 1812.
8 years ago
@camy, no but my great gramps did...
8 years ago
ah WWII talk, nothing more lame...

anybody wanna talk about alan moore comics and fake boobs instead?
8 years ago
@ tyrone: was he part of operation "human shield" ?
8 years ago
cruel, you never stop proving how big of retard you are... my ancestors werent slaves, they were immigrants that came to new orleans in the mid 1800's
needless to say youre still stupid. and i dont have to tell you what to do with "pwn"
8 years ago
*that
8 years ago
Psssst, Cassius. That's just what yo folks told you, so you wouldn't grow up hatin us white folk.
8 years ago
lol yes steve...
8 years ago
lol ok im done OJ... youve been fun
8 years ago
Glory was a good movie.
8 years ago
i dont hate whites... i just hate you... not really
8 years ago
Please don't say really...in the next comment. :(

It's all in fun my negro.
8 years ago
Tyrone, your gramps was probably one of the faggot isolationists who didn't want to stand upto Hitler like the noble nation that was Britain.

We declared war on Germany

Germany declared war on Hitler.

You're a nation of spineless cowards.

You mock the French for surrendering, but it it wasn't for Napoleon, you guys would still be our bitch.

8 years ago
Fuck

*Germany declared war on the US
8 years ago
dyslexia strikes again...
8 years ago
werhe?
8 years ago
The Nazis were pure evil & we stood upto them in 1939.

The US stood back & watched.

How are you not ashamed?
8 years ago
Okay. I'm off to go on one of those adult sex games sites...for some cheap frills.
8 years ago
@oj
no, my gramps was simply a man looking to gain respect and equality in a country that he was hated in, so his sons and their sons would not have to tolerate the shit he went through... if you think a man like that is coward, then there are no words to describe the piece of shit that you are
8 years ago
guys, we had so much fun tonight, can we please stop this pointless WWII BS now?

seriously, no one cares...
8 years ago
i was having fun until OJ insulted gramps...
you sir have crossed the gunline...
8 years ago
"no, my gramps was simply a man looking to gain respect and equality in a country that he was hated in"

Yeah, that went fucking well, didn't it.

When the fuck has America not being a racist cesspit?

You're nation began by killing & stealing the land of Indians.

Your war of fucking independence was largely fought because Britain secured the rights of native indians.

You may not learn that in schools, all you get told is "no taxation without representation".

Fucking bollocks, America has & always has been a nation of racist cowards & I cant for the life of my imagine why youd be proud of that fucking country.
8 years ago
you go tell that tommy bastard, my niglet friend! no one insults toby...ah, kunta kinte.
8 years ago
*loads BB gun with chill pills, aims for OJ's mouth*
8 years ago
there, just open your mouth and close your eyes, we'll make all this tension go away...

you just relax!
8 years ago
"Tyrone, your gramps was probably one of the faggot isolationists who didn't want to stand upto Hitler like the noble nation that was Britain."

Americans pushed for isolationism, if you don't like that, tough shit, it's a fact!

8 years ago
LE YAWN!!
8 years ago
MLK said if a man cant find something worth dying for than there is no point in living... so yea, it worked because i'm attending college, my black wife already has her degree and there's a black president... three things he couldnt fathom when he was risking his life for... as i said sir, youre a piece of shit beyond measure
8 years ago
*then
8 years ago
ZZZzzzZZZzzzz....


WHERE'S THE FUCKEN' FUNNY?
8 years ago
Your grands was an American & Americans were isolationist so don't play the fucking race card.

Don't bang the drums of America riding to the rescue of Europe & then bitch about your grandad being black when someone points out your faggot country stood aside & watched as we fought the fucking Nazis.

His race is completely irrelevant. I don't give a fuck whether Americans were white or black when they voted "NO" & watched the Axis wage war.
8 years ago
"Americans were isolationist cowards"

"But my gramps was black"

Fuck off.
8 years ago
@steven
your mother's so ugly, your dad takes her to work so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye
8 years ago
oh, damn, OJ snap outta it already, NO ONE CARES!!
8 years ago
was that supposed to be the funny now?
dayum, weak sauce man, weakest sauce evar!!
8 years ago
and mum and dad havent spoken to each other in over 10 years...
8 years ago
Shut up Steven, its you guys who started it!
8 years ago
i didnt play the race. try to keep up please...
you said my gramps was an isolationist and i was simply explaining that his reasons for serving his country was different from the country he was fighting for, and i never said "but my gramps was black" because i figured that would be given since im black, but i forgot i was arguing with a drunken bum...
8 years ago
please steve... like youre ever funny.
8 years ago
yeah, "WE" started it, and now, over 60 years later "I" am telling you to stop it, cuz nmo one cares anymore...
8 years ago
hells yes i am, just ask cruel, he fell in love with my style...

and you will too!
8 years ago
cruel is no prime minister of comedy.. he has his moments
8 years ago
I'm perfectly sober. Not one sip of alcohol has passed my lips.

I said, & I quote "your gramps was probably one of the faggot isolationists". You see that, "probably"?

America was isolationist & that isn't my opinion, it's reality.

The odds point to him being isolationist as the majority were, but I know not ALL Americans were.

I said "probably", I was was right to do so. However, if he wasn't, then he wasn't.

I have nothing to apologise for, as I intentionally didn't say that he unequivocally was isolationist.
8 years ago
In fact, I will say sorry.

I'm sorry for what I said about your grandfather.

Living in America back then must have been harder than I can imagine. Fighting for America back then as a black man must not have been easy. It wasn't even much better for a black American soldier in Vietnam.

Things have changed (to a degree) & he played his part in achieving that.

Once again, I am sorry.

America still sucks.
8 years ago
im gonna go do the black thing and go smoke some grass now... when i come back, i'll be high, so i may as well come clean now so i dont leave OJ feeling like a complete.
i could give 2 shits about america or britstain, gramps wasnt in the war, matter of fact, he thought blacks fighting the war were idiots for dying for a country that didnt like them. my gramps was a pimp in real life tho....
sorry for blowing smoke up your ass OJ, but your a bit too sensative over the US UK thing
8 years ago
nah, man, no one is the humor authority around here, but your fucking senseless WWII discussion is really boring and by all means primarily exists because OJ loves the sound of his stubby lil fingers hobbling over his filthy keyboard, and you still feed him... seems like a waste of fun time!

(no offense OJ)
8 years ago
Hahahaha...this limey cunt oranjpoof has a soft spot.
Fuck your rainy paki fuckhole of an island,the isolationists should have stood their ground.you and your limp wristed mates have added "fuckall"
to the world since we rescued you from the fuckin brink.
Make no mistake,you'd be long forgotten.
8 years ago
I think we've all learnt something today kids
8 years ago
Yeah billy, thank god the US is here to spread democracy by propping up dictators the world over.

Sorry Tyrone.
8 years ago
I learned how amazingly easy it is to get under the skins of these insecure Brits.

Chin up old Chaps! Pip Pip!

...I mean, Alluah Ackbar!
8 years ago
alluah?
8 years ago
wow, someone has an A3 printer, sweet.
8 years ago
Is that a picture of Santa Claus that guy is holding up? Is this the first actual picture of Mohammad that was found hidden in the basement of a pub in London? Things that make you go hmmm.....
8 years ago
i believe the person on the right in the poster is sean connery with a extra long beard. he's often mistaken for english after those james bond movies.
8 years ago
i thought it was james randi on the right.
8 years ago
what the fuck is wrong with the spy page? is it unhinged in time or something? oh, and yak, that action controller thing still happens if you try to go from the spy page to auser profile directly, mucho's geting shittier each year...
8 years ago
the user link on the spy page is an easy fix, just take the word 'user' out of the URL and put the word 'home' in that same spot. i don't know why its lost in time though, have fun with that :D
8 years ago
Mucho is fucked now.

They must be "changing the servers"...again.
8 years ago
I must be a noob...coz wtf is a 'spy page'?
8 years ago
*directs cruel's attention to the banner at the bottom of the page*
happy hunting and be ready to endure a whole new level of mucho addiction
8 years ago
Jesus. I'm really unobservant. Wtf is the point to it?
8 years ago
just keep your eye on it and give it time, it'll grow on you...
8 years ago
awesome, cruel didnt know about the spy page, i feel a whole lot less noobian now...
8 years ago
oh and d-dub, why the fuck should I have to fix a link URL? what the fuck do i pay my monthly mucho fee for?
8 years ago
i didn't say you had to, but i'm a problem solver and would rather figure out what is wrong so i can fix it or at least know how to make it work if at all possible
8 years ago
too bad you cant fix your fucked up anus, but you still know how to make it work for all of the fellas down at the manhole

okay, im really gone now
8 years ago
fair enough d-dub, i rather click two times more, i'm lazy. oh and, btw, i think suge is in love with you secretly...
8 years ago
you are right seagal, he has had a crush on me for almost a year now. poor fella gets heart broken every time too :(
8 years ago
This pic represents what is wrong with this over-paranoid, but equally overly-PC country. Motherfuckers protesting the country they LIVE in. Fuck off! Dirty bastard muslim cunts. They should be killed and/or sent back to their shitty-ass country of origin.


This wouldn't be tolerated in the US.
8 years ago
In the US we'd pay their health bills.
8 years ago
Hang on...aren't YOU a dirty Muslim?
8 years ago
They're protesting against Iran?
8 years ago
Killing them would be the better solution, Cruel.

Hitler had the right idea, just picked the wrong bunch.
8 years ago
Should have done both bunches.
8 years ago
Have you seen the crap about that Choudary fucker wanting to do a demo march in Wootton Bassett?
8 years ago
You never see a Jew on the street that's for sure.
8 years ago
...unless it's Hank searching the streets of Nippon for man-pussy.
8 years ago
Of course Fugs, I'm going for a commission.
8 years ago
I think the protest should go ahead, I just hope that someone deronates an IED along the way. Give them a taste of their own medicine.
8 years ago
The Wiltshire Islamic Cultural Centre has aligned with Wootton Bassett locals in requesting that the local police refuse a permit for the march.

Let them march, then just watch & laugh as their numbers are overshadowed by many many more moderate Muslims, keen to show how Islam4UK aren't accepted by real Muslims any more than the BNP are by any reasonable Brit.
8 years ago
I may not like what they're about but I'm damn sure that everyone should be able to protest what they believe in. Isn't that what being in a free, democratic society is all about?
8 years ago
thats the sensible way to go orange but i'd love to see a couple of bus loads of half pissed marines turn up there
8 years ago
Britain has never really hard a hardline right wing or left wing government or popular political party because most of us can see the stupidity.
8 years ago
I'm a reasonable Brit...and I'd like the BNP to drive out fucking pisstaking cunts like Abu Hamza...assholes that are showered with state benefits, and then incite hatred to the hand that feeds them.


Oh yeah...lety's go over to Iran/Iraq/Saudi Arabia/Pakistan and build a few Churches, and then preotest about how much we hate their countries and want the to die.


England is a fucking joke.
8 years ago
...rage caused multiple typos there. Kinda like that awesome zombie movie...28 something.
8 years ago
13 going 30?
8 years ago
Number 23?!
8 years ago
3 Men and a Baby
8 years ago
now that one WAS terrifying...
8 years ago
seleck guttenberg and danson? night mare stuff!
8 years ago
btw did you guys hear about the new nightmare on elm street? with rorschach as freddy?
8 years ago
Yeah ... AND HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW FREDDY'S VOICE? :(
8 years ago
don't start that fucking 23 shit again! it tooks months to shake that. alec was ob-fucking-sessed
8 years ago
haha, alec, ghosts of mucho past!
and no, didnt hear the voice, is there already a trailer?
8 years ago
but it can never come close
to the rage built up insid'a me
fist in the air, in the land of hypocrisy
8 years ago
It's almost 23:00!!!!
8 years ago
Steven, yeah, his voice (and face ...) is just ....off
8 years ago
I think there's a trailer on Empire Seagull
8 years ago
I'm still gonna watch it though
8 years ago
i just saw some promo stills and thought exactly the same about the face, voice is different for me cuz im used to german dubbed freddy and i suspect they'll use the same actor for the dub of the new one...

but i really loved jackie whatshisfacesnameagain as rorschach, so maybe it wont be that bad.
8 years ago
Is this new Elm Street supposed to be good? Unlike most of the others.
8 years ago
The teaser looks promising, but ... that's why it's called a teaser, right?
8 years ago
I fucking hate teasers. They basically prostitute all the 'best bits' of the movie. Then, you watch the movie and full...and sit there waiting for them to happen...and then you realise the movie is actually shit.
8 years ago
http://io9.com/5369496/first-look-at-rorschach-as-freddy-in-new-nightmare-on-elm-st-trailer
8 years ago
trailer looked like shit, ah well, we'll see.

movie of '10 will be "the expendables" anyways, no doubt about it.
8 years ago
Nope...it's going to be Kick Ass
8 years ago
what, elm street? you sure bout that?
and even if it will be good, "expendables" will be THE movie of the year
8 years ago
No. The movie to watch is called Kick Ass
8 years ago
Goddamn jerries
8 years ago
ya kick ass looks promising, but not as promising as expendables...

whats a jerrie?
8 years ago
Achtung!
8 years ago
Achtung, Baby?

U2 FTL!!
8 years ago
The expendables made me flash back to the 80's.
8 years ago
Except Stallone looks even more like a Spitting Image doll now.
8 years ago
Stallone's voice makes me lol
8 years ago
So...the spy thing is a total fucking waste of time...just an extended 'latest comments' mechanism.
8 years ago
nope, you didn't pay close enough attention you impatient fuck, i assume it's not for everyone though. keep hitting that refresh button on the main page and rebuke change and forward advancement!
8 years ago
yeah, but as you said, its extended and you dont need to refresh the page, its a little comfort in this user unfriendly environment that is mucho...
8 years ago
interposting squidfuck!
8 years ago
fuck you, you slow birdfuck!
8 years ago
that's "Mr. slow birdfuck aikido lawman" for you, mkay!?
8 years ago
I really dig this bird lately. He has intelligence. Such a turn on to a guy like me.
8 years ago
lawman my ass! he just stands there, yells out orders as if these guys need to be told what to do and then talks all the time and cracks lame jokes to the apprehended. he is a joke
8 years ago
*blushes*
8 years ago
and i'm handsome as well...
8 years ago
*backs away from thread so cruel and seagal can make out*
8 years ago
yay, i finally got my mucho hookup for tonight.

sorry fugs!
8 years ago
You're a lucky man.
8 years ago
seems more like you are the lucky one, but lets not argue, okay, luv?
there's so many better ways to spend the night...

*wink wink, nudge nudge*
8 years ago
Make up sex is so passionate though...and think of how beautiful our babies will be/

*Clasps hands to chest, looks skyward, and sighs*
8 years ago
*sigh*

Oh well...
*digs out chamois glove and the KY...
8 years ago
LOL!! poor fugs :(
8 years ago
woah, wait a sec! no one said anything about children...

wait a sec fugs, i might be available, i fear cruel is gonna break out the L-word next.

*shudders*

i just wanna have some fun okay, stop smothering me!!
8 years ago
That's his rape kit dw....some teen's going to wake up sore tomorrow
8 years ago
Too late bird. Do you expect me to be happy with being second choice?

You made your bed, mister...
8 years ago
*GULP*
8 years ago
ahhhahahahaha! fugs you sick bastard! why haven't you been throwing me your scraps?!
8 years ago
thats right, you keep on swallowing, flidboy!
8 years ago
ah well, maybe cheeky wants to hook up...
8 years ago
Stand back Cummy youngblood. This is big boy shit here.


Bird? Why must you push me away, and deny my feelings? You fear commitment. I know you've been hurt in the past...but I'm not like those other guys/winged creatures.


And I'm really sorry fugs. I'm overpowered by the force in this one. Forgive me. You can keep Britt, okay?

;)
8 years ago
You're just jealous cuz my dick is still young and gorgeous
8 years ago
Your dick is still young...and has never been used except for fucking empty toilet roll tubes.
8 years ago
jesus hayzeus christ, i think i'm gonna be sick. you people are fucked up
8 years ago
and gorgeous
8 years ago
There will be another victim under Fugs patio tonight.
8 years ago
...and pssst...dick's always look pretty much the same...you should know that having sucked so many on ye local council estate...to perpetuate your low-grade whisky addiction...


I know, I know...the dicharge from the older guys' cocks has a more, uhhmmm, cream-cheesy consistency huh Camy? But the aesthetics are essentially the same - wrinkly.


8 years ago
haha, toilet roll tubes! havent you brits some breath mints with a hole in the middle, they more than sufficient for camy...

and, cruel, lets just get to know each other better and see where this leads, but kids are too much of a commitment right now. except if we adopt from china and save some poor little chinks life, of course, that would be sth entirely different...
8 years ago
LOL @ council estate

I think I'll start going into dw's opinion now, dick talk grosses me out
8 years ago
Chinks are not popular here right now.


I'm not gonna let you break my heart like this. It could have been beautiful, man. Beautiful. I'm leaving you, before you leave me.
8 years ago
...and haha! Camy the Polo fucker. Win!
8 years ago
'dick talk grosses me out' = genuine homo.
8 years ago
I don't like Polos, prefer Softmi- waaaaait!
8 years ago
You're the one mentioning "cream-cheesy"
8 years ago
right, polos! i forgot the name, it's been a while since i've last been to the island.

and, oh well, maybe we'll meet again in another life cruel. lets just cherish the thought that somewhere in this vast multiverse of possibilities, there's one where we are happy together...
8 years ago
i start grossing out myself.
8 years ago
Mr. So-oft, won’t you tell me why the world in which you’re living is so strange…
Oh, Mr. So-oft, how come everything around you is so soft and rearranged…
8 years ago
*throws up in bucket and pours it on thread*
8 years ago
Don't bang your head!!!
8 years ago
You're just jealous, dw.
8 years ago
yes, i do feel left out of the man love conversation. a little hard for me to relate
8 years ago
Seagull. We'll always have what we had...nobody can take that away. It will extend beyond space and time, and spiral like a beautiful spiralling spiral of mutual appreciation.

Gorgeous geniuses of Mucho unite!


Can I get a witness?!
8 years ago
i'm a little hard for you too, d-dub!
8 years ago
RECOGNIZE!!
8 years ago
ORGY!!!!!!
8 years ago
Damn straight.

8 years ago
"RAPE THE QUEEN"
8 years ago
*loses hard-on*

Gah!
8 years ago
nono, like in the brooks movie, a hot chesspiece queen, not QE II.

my popcultural funniness is wasted here...
8 years ago
*stands up abruptly, knocking over chair and exits the room*
when i get back i expect the queer level to have dropped significantly!
8 years ago
YOU BIG BUNCH ON NANCY FAGGOTS!
8 years ago
hate to see you leave, love to watch you go, sweetybuns...
8 years ago
nothing will drop here, except for camsters balls maybe...
8 years ago
I'm so turned on right now
8 years ago
It's cuz my balls are massive
8 years ago
Hahha! 'camsters balls'! Jesus.

Yeah, I missed the reference...but the mention of Queen instantly makes me think of Lizzy's very dry vag.

I think it's safe to say...the Gull wins the Mucho prize for the evening.
8 years ago
...and if I was any more turned on right now...I'd be like fries' anal dildo.
8 years ago
Camy...your balls look like a pair of 18 year old haggis sacks.
8 years ago
jeez, cruel, come down, i'm just drunk...
and yeah i figured as much, say "Queen" to a brit and he'll think of lizzie rather than freddy...you guys are sick!
8 years ago
ie. massive
8 years ago
DW and Oranje are party poopers.


RAPE THEM!!!
8 years ago
DW and Oranje are your typical homophobic homos.

I'm comfortable in my sexuality.
8 years ago
...let's rape them...with no lube too.
8 years ago
Oh, you dirty bird...you quit selling yourself short, you hear me. You funny thing.
8 years ago
you should see me stoned, you would be in stitches...

and im even funnier in german!
8 years ago
and how i would love to rape OJ!
8 years ago
even with lube
8 years ago
and 'ludes!!
8 years ago
There is no such thing as 'German humor'. No way. But, your style translates brilliantly into English.

dik was manifestly wrong to say you're unfunny. Figures...he does that to anyone he feels threatened by. You were, however, incorrect about Smack the Pony - it had some really good moments.
8 years ago
ya, i know, i kinda liked it back then, but i love to be rigid and overly judgemental, and compared to some other british stuff STP was sub-par.
8 years ago
and theres is german humor, but its not widely known and always crashes right at the language barrier.
8 years ago
Big Train ftw
8 years ago
German humor:

"So, dis guy valks into ein bar unt says...'Hey...vhy are you so small and puny vhilst I am so tall, blond and muscular?"

"Ummm...das ist because I am your true Fuhrer...and Aryan principles do not apply to me...zo...it ist acceptables for me to be diminutive in stature, and not possessing any of the characteristics as expatitated by meine party in the 25-point plan."

"Oh ja. Ja. Sehr gut."
8 years ago
now, you're being unfair. we have a rather active stand up scene , some great comedians and the best adapted version of "the office" in the entire world!
8 years ago
"i love to be rigid and overly judgemental"

I'm here for that!

Although I think Cruel genuinely loves you.
8 years ago
CruelHM 5 minutes ago says:

German humor:

"So, dis guy valks into ein bar unt says...'Hey...vhy are you so small and puny vhilst I am so tall, blond and muscular?"

"Ummm...das ist because I am your true Fuhrer...and Aryan principles do not apply to me...zo...it ist acceptables for me to be diminutive in stature, and not possessing any of the characteristics as expatitated by meine party in the 25-point plan."

"Oh ja. Ja. Sehr gut."

aaaahahahahahaha

Reading that aloud with the the accent was brilliant.
8 years ago
Do you lot still watch "Dinner for One or the 90th Birthday" at Christmas?
8 years ago
Do any of you watch Grumpy Old Men/Woman?
8 years ago
not christmas cheeky, new years, and hells yes we do, it's a german tradition... well, in fact i watched it this year on new years for the first time in years, but yeah, no new years without it over here. its like on every two hours on 10 different channels all around new years eve, and its still awesome!
8 years ago
You read that aloud and viv dee axcent too? OJ. You should get out more!

But ja...I am funny sometimes. Thanks for noticing...you opinionated twat!
8 years ago
Cruel, I read it like 3 times!

Laughed more on each reading.
8 years ago
Yeah, I watch it whenever I can, camy.
8 years ago
Fugs is a grumpy old man
8 years ago
*woman
8 years ago
TY OJ. You are now permitted to join the orgy in full!

I haz moi moments...only drinking Tuborg stubbies too!
8 years ago
lol@ cruel
now tell the one about the founder of the american nazi party trying to shake Hitler's at the olympics and getting ignored.... thats my favorite one
8 years ago
Tuborg?

Ewww.
8 years ago
That's one step up from White Lightning and a park bench
8 years ago
Tuborg's aight. But at 4.6% I'm not going crazy about it...it's the only half-decent thing the lil shop round the corner had tonight.

Haha Tyrizzle!


Lotta love in this room tonight. Lotta love.

Orgy ON!
8 years ago
I'm more a Frosty Jack man if my life's going wrong (which is often!)
8 years ago
...or wine...wine just beats all drinks if you wanna get fucked. Drink a bottle in like 3 minutes...and stand up.
8 years ago
sorry, not gay or homophobic. i have relatives, coworkers and had a boss one time that was gay. never bothered me. i just think gay playing as hard as you are might mean you are a little more bi curious than you realize
8 years ago
hehe, its just the web man.

(seriously though, im only gay for you, d-dub)
8 years ago
I'm down with the England.
8 years ago
nope you've just got downs
8 years ago
I wish I hadn't missed this.
8 years ago
its all the same song rish
8 years ago
I know, I like to sing along to this one though.
8 years ago
recover password
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