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You're average saturday

I like imagine it's Yak with a tan.

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by Pudding

submitted January 5th 2010

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I'M NOT AN AVERAGE SATURDAY!!

I RESENT THAT STATEMENT!
8 years ago
i'm more like "saturday night fever" !
8 years ago
without the penis
8 years ago
i resent that statement too!
8 years ago
ive got nothing but hot steamy love for you, brother...
8 years ago
cool, does that mean i can borrow your N64 sometimes?
8 years ago
or call you my niglet friend?
8 years ago
maybe even both?
8 years ago
sure buddy, just wash your hands before you touch my controllers
8 years ago
that's so double-entendre...
8 years ago
thats is so me cod is my shit
8 years ago
cock in*
8 years ago
shutup fucking jewish nigger
8 years ago
75%. WTF?
8 years ago
Why do women fall for these jerks in the first place? Are they that desperate for companionship that they'd give a second of their lives to these piles of shit? Tomorrow she'll probably call him, begging him to take her back. Its scum like him that give us nice guys a bad reputation in the dating world.
8 years ago
You fucking noob. Cry some more and then go jack off into some tissue, pussy.
8 years ago
1) it was a bit, it's not real.
2) you're a girl and an ugly one, too, you're in no position to talk like that.
3) i hate you and i want you to die in a slow and painful way.
4) aren't you getting tired of your spammy multi-account lameness?
8 years ago
5) please dont reply, and if you do, don't!
8 years ago
Chinterpost!
8 years ago
Still want that Demonoid invite?
8 years ago
@ Hanky: You've been gone from the US for too long, dear. I think those crazy shit-eating, piss-gulping, slanty-eyed Japs have altered your perspective of the dating world. All of the datable women my age or either college sluts or greasy fast asses with more chins than Jabba the Hut. As a blue-eyed, college educated Caucasian, you probably could have had a wide selection of geishas or w/e you call Japanese women in Japan. A dark-skinned, poor Mexican has little chance of attracting a woman that at least has the courtesy of chewing with her mouth closed and brushing her teeth daily. So before you call me a fucking noob, just know that not every man is as lucky as you for having a Japanese wife who'll lick vomit and shit off the ground just for a fucking green card, you fucking exploitative little prick.
8 years ago
haha, scarlet is a lil mexican guy now, AWESOME!

8 years ago
maybe that dressing up as speedy gonzales for comic-con got to her head...
8 years ago
I'm not reading all that. Somebody summarize it for me.
8 years ago
pffsh, as if you would care...
8 years ago
he said you win
8 years ago
Cool.
8 years ago
That was pretty thorough burn, though complete nonsense.
8 years ago
That was pretty fucking funny.
8 years ago
yes it was...you arent but it was
8 years ago
Your beard is made of pubic hair, faggot.
8 years ago
i dont have a beard...however your yellow shitmunchin wife is a beard for you
8 years ago
I can see your gay homo cock landing pad beard in your avatar, SillyGayQueer.
8 years ago
hey, that is yak. Rage issues, gaming problems, noob calling, beer envy...
8 years ago
He just says what we're all thinking.
8 years ago
Hahaha classic
8 years ago
I'm not allowed to play monopoly :(

There is a theme of aggression in my behaviour towards other players...
8 years ago
Wow, an aggressive guy. That's so unusual.
8 years ago
Like a fat white guy in Japanland.
8 years ago
I'm sarcastic. You're stupid.
8 years ago
Yeah, that sarcasm went right over my head...
8 years ago
Wow, aggressive AND stupid. You are special.
8 years ago
You're awesome at picking up on sarcasm.

You rock!
8 years ago
What is this, a non aggression pact? Stalin should have just erased your worthless country.
8 years ago
Stalin?

You may as well have said Mao, Pol Pot or even Genghis fucking Khan for as much sense at that makes.
8 years ago
China should just wipe out your country.

Oh no, they just bought it.
8 years ago
THe Chinese will obliterate your country after they realize how bad the food is.
8 years ago
Mushy peas?? Haaaaiii---yyyaaaahhh!!!!!
8 years ago
Oh, it's like that is it?

Were going there?
8 years ago
Well, just point them in the direction og Go Sushi, & they'll be appeased.
8 years ago
"You may as well have said Mao, Pol Pot or even Genghis fucking Khan for as much sense at that makes."

Seriously, are you retarded?
8 years ago
No, are you?

If you said Hitler instead of Stalin, it would have made perfect sense. Seeing as Stalin never tried to attack us, using his name makes about as much sense as any of the random names I suggested.
8 years ago
No, it doesn't. Stalin was next in line to pwn your country.
8 years ago
impossible
8 years ago
Stalin was awesome.
8 years ago
I was gonna pwn that shithole once but I decided it wasn't worth my time.
8 years ago
you couldnt pwn a sq foot of wild grassland
8 years ago
i pwn fries everytime i sit on the toilet and take a nice, steaming europe
8 years ago
careful there, niglet friend, you sure you don't meant "take a nice steaming british isles" ?
8 years ago
'niglet friend' ftw!!

Hahaha.
8 years ago
it's okay if i call him that, we're "N friends" now, which means i got nigger/niglet and N64 privileges... at least that's what i think that means.
8 years ago
Hitler would have destroyed England if we hadn't showed up to save the day.
8 years ago
Bloody hell...
8 years ago
im starting to wish he had , we wouldnt have to listen to 1rish1's stupid ass now
8 years ago
Yes rish...28 Days Later WAS a really good zombie movie wasn't it?
8 years ago
Of course 1rish1, wrestling isn't really gay
8 years ago
Ahahaha
8 years ago
It's funny cuz it is really gay
8 years ago
I'm on my way to wrestle at the gym right now.
8 years ago
Gayyyy
8 years ago
^^ *turn tricks *gas station
8 years ago
Hot.


Tell me you're gonna 'wrastle' rish. My evening will be a perfect dream.
8 years ago
Just finished "wrastlin" with a 6'2" Brazilian guy that kicked the shit out of me for an hour.
8 years ago
Dream a little dream, Cruel.
8 years ago
i didnt know they build brazilians that big...
8 years ago
Your pulling off this new laid back, passive aggressive persona quite well, Irish.
8 years ago
i bets it's not the only thing he's pulling off
8 years ago
hes pulling off his dick from your ass
8 years ago
lmao@ "dont meant"
8 years ago
failed....
like europe in both world wars
8 years ago
dumbass
8 years ago
fatass
8 years ago
now feelings are gonna start getting hurt
8 years ago
rather hurt feelings than rectums, i say!
8 years ago
rectii?
8 years ago
birdboy needs more hopjuice...
8 years ago
me in fries agreed not to get feelings involved in our affair..
this is all just foreplay
8 years ago
and yes... there will be hurt rectums..
8 years ago
so, rectums will get hurt huh?
8 years ago
yes, the bird does.

foreplay? now we are talking!
8 years ago
oh, i did a ninja comment! it vanished into the night like ryogas shadow...
8 years ago
and now its there, again.
mucho's really messing with my brain today...
8 years ago
but i guess the alcohol is partly to blame as well....
8 years ago
and his anal-virginity in that one pic
8 years ago
TO THE BEER STORE!!
8 years ago
damnit bird...
8 years ago
and i'm back, having a beer store thats open 24/7 right across the street is so awesome!

CHEERS PILGRIMS!
8 years ago
is this suppose to be about call of duty ?
8 years ago
no, its about your mom. she is the multiplayer game we all play religiously every night
8 years ago
ya, she's like our "team fortress"
8 years ago
recover password
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