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Beagle

The cutest dog ever.

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by HankChinaski

submitted January 5th 2010

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Beagle
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comments (98)
stan now has a three-minute rebuttal...
8 years ago
Will the distinguished leader from Eastern Ontario please take the podium?
8 years ago
...distinguished?
8 years ago
he's distinguished ya.. but right now he's busy sleeping on the couch with his genitals exposed
8 years ago
Like father, like son.
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
whammy
8 years ago
That is one handsome dog
8 years ago
Meh, my dog is cuter.
8 years ago
^Cutter
8 years ago
Well, he is a skinny dog. I guess you could say he's cut, too.
8 years ago
He's been snipped, too.
8 years ago
I wish it didn't have the text, but this dog is cute. Which reminds me, I think my dog has a urinary tract infection. And my vet is a big money-grabbing asshole, so I need to find a new one.
8 years ago
A new dog
8 years ago
I've found anally stimulating your dog with an extended pinky coated in Brylcreem can balance his ph levels, and cause him to leave boring yet hypnotic ad signs along lonely stretches of deserted highway... hope this helps.
8 years ago
Seriously though, my dog ate some mouse poison and my vet (over the phone on a Saturday) told me to give him a cap full of peroxide, within seconds he puked like a fire hydrant and was fine.

Ahh.. the horrors of privatized medicine.
8 years ago
holy shit
8 years ago
Roland, are you seriously going to use that as an example of how privatised medicine is the best way to go? A vet giving you advice for free? Are you that fucking retarded?

That shit just happens every day, huh...

"my vet is a big money-grabbing asshole"

That is more like it.
8 years ago
Roland has me rollin
8 years ago
Get those doggies rollin'...
8 years ago
i know that my vet won't say shit over the phone..matter of fucking fact roland if your vet really told you that without looking at your dog he's an idiot
8 years ago
matter of fact wtf is your dog doing eating mouse poison?
8 years ago
unless you're joking..in which case other that the stretchy association between human medicine..i don't get it
8 years ago
You have no leg to stand on here dik. Would you like a Rolaids?
8 years ago
yak
8 years ago
yes, my son?
8 years ago
moose poison?
8 years ago
Dik, I took my dog with a friend to her cabin that was closed up all winter.. there was d-con under some furniture in one of those triangular cardboard things, he runs over and starts crunching on something, i stopped him immediately and the container was intact and the poison hole is tiny so i know he didn't eat much. Drove up the hill so the cell works and called the vet.. told the vet the dogs weight, what he ate, and approx. how much and how long ago and he told me what to do (gladly, politely, and for free on a weekend) and everybody lived happily ever after. How's that make him an idiot exactly?

8 years ago
dramatic tundra moose
8 years ago
..he gives everyone his private cell number for just such occasions.

OJ, that comment was just bait. Trolling for Marxists is a hobby of mine. :)
8 years ago
^cop
8 years ago
^hippy (and a cold one i'll bet)
8 years ago
This pic cracks me up every time I look at it.
8 years ago
you must be easily amused then
8 years ago
Not easily enough to laugh at any of your jokes.
8 years ago
Beagles Rule
8 years ago
This isnt a beagle , that hanky is a fucking div
8 years ago
If that ain't a beagle, my name's Smeagle.
8 years ago
hi Smeagle *waves*
8 years ago
It's a beagle, noob.
8 years ago
you sure it's not a basset hound ?
8 years ago
Positive.
8 years ago
well i think you wrong
8 years ago
I think you both idiots.
8 years ago
It's a beagle. Bassets always have a dumb, too much inbreeding look on their face. Plus, they've got stupid, stumpy legs. Fuck bassets. It's a beagle.
8 years ago
basset hounds are pretty charming
8 years ago
Maybe if you're in the cancer ward or on death row.
8 years ago
i've know 2 basset hounds and they were both pretty charming
8 years ago
Rottweilers are smart & charming.

Beagles & Basset Hounds are equal to keeping a rabbits.
8 years ago
*Beagles, Basset Hounds & Stans
8 years ago
rottweilers are for teenagers that have something to prove mostly...the bichon is a man's dog
8 years ago
So, the chemo worked for you then? That's great.
8 years ago
Have you ever met a rottweiler, dik?

They are the most passive & gentle dogs, regardless of their size.
8 years ago
Beagles are just vicious.
8 years ago
The bichon is for old women & gay men.

They make chiwawas look manly.
8 years ago
I heard Rotts had a tendency to lick their owners' balls in the morning to wake them up and were highly sought after for mainly this reason.
8 years ago
*giggles*
8 years ago
only the manliest man would have the balls to walk down the street with a bichon
8 years ago
besides..stan's a fucking wolverine..he'd kick the shit out of a rottweiler..you'd be surprised
8 years ago
he's like an animal
8 years ago
There is logic in that.

The same logic Irish uses when he says that you have to secure in your sexuality to check out other mens dicks.
8 years ago
one word: dachshund
8 years ago
Three words: field goal attempt
8 years ago
nothing like a dachshund
8 years ago
damn straight, best dog ever
8 years ago
No, dw. You're assuming that fries isn't an idiot & that he meant "nothing like a dachshund" in terms of dachshunds being second to non. In reality, fries is a fat idiot who actually meant that the dog in the picture isn't a dachshund.

You see, his mental inability lead him to think that when you said "one word: dachshund", you were trying to claim the dog in the picture is dachshund.

He was unable to comprehend hat fact that the conversation had moved on from simply trying to decide which dog was in the pic to talking about which dogs are best.
8 years ago
That's right fries, I just called you stoopid.
8 years ago
ouch, that even hurt me a little and i was just a bystander
8 years ago
I thought us Brits were supposed to stick together Oranje
8 years ago
So it's a dachshund then.
8 years ago
What's the hat fact?
8 years ago
We carry you, fries.
8 years ago
It's why we've all got back trouble.
8 years ago
yeah you all got back trouble but it aint from lifting stuff
8 years ago
whether we are talking about hairy woman, political views, edibles, trannies, or dogs, somehow it always ends up being about fries
8 years ago
Did you hear about that right-wing hairy woman that bought her tranny friend's dog some edible underwear?




Fries fucked her and robbed the underwear.
8 years ago
Ha ha ha.
8 years ago
he fucked the hairy woman, the tranny friend or the dog?
8 years ago
All of 'em.
8 years ago
at the same time while eating the underwear? ...impressive
8 years ago
They were easily impressed.
8 years ago
its a good job i like you lot
8 years ago
*edible underwear, hairy women and dogs
8 years ago
It's a good job I like you, I could have been mean.
8 years ago
You're like a 47 year old puppy.

Daft & clumsy but totally harmless.
8 years ago
DAchsund are one of the worst dogs. Compared to them basset hounds are pretty cool.
8 years ago
Fries also poops on the carpet.
8 years ago
Best dog I ever owned was a Long Haired Akita. Smart,fearless and loyal.
8 years ago
there is nothing wrong with basset hounds either, they are just a little big for me
8 years ago
hurt your ass do they?
8 years ago
I doubt that. His has to be blown out by now.,
8 years ago
Fuck you all, my dog is a pure bred American mutt.
8 years ago
Most Rotts I've met were friendly and inquisitive, and beagles dumber than doorstops.
8 years ago
According to Blisstree.com -
Dumbest dogs...
1. Afghan Hound
2. Basenji
3. Bulldog
4. Chow Chow
5. Borzois
6. Bloodhound
7. Pekingese
8. Mastiff
9. Beagle
10. Basset hound
8 years ago
you fucking queers will take anything and twist it around to ass play won't you? do the rest of us a favor and keep the gay stuff in your own circles when the rest of us are trying to have a normal discussion
8 years ago
Roland, the last rott I met bit my dog on the nose for no reason.
8 years ago
fucking beagle ...
8 years ago
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