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Dik on his way to the beer store

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by Caine

submitted January 4th 2010

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Retarded ass CKY shit from another country? Subtitles needed for the full effect!
8 years ago
Why? Russians all sound like they're gargling bananas.
8 years ago
Retarded? You are the retarded leader, invalid.
8 years ago
i will happily mail skinny dude in the white shirt a can of mace and a baseball bat. he needs them.
8 years ago
I once murdered a hameless Ukranian man using ownly a toothpick and A 'GLAD' trash bag. and a hacksaw, and also, I had been sniffing Mr. Clean for the past 72-hours.
8 years ago
^yawnsies
8 years ago
I'm gonna guess that Dummer is a big hit with his 14 year old classmates, and somehow, he thinks his "wit" translates here.
8 years ago
I'm beginning to hate him.
8 years ago
Why murder someone if they don't have a ham?
8 years ago
Dear DahmersDoctor, if Claude says your a fucking moron, then you must be a severly retarded fucking moron, cause he never calls out anyone. Love, Nonavatar, the last asslicker.
8 years ago
Shut up, NoobKnob, you useless girl.
8 years ago
what a dik.
8 years ago
some people just have to be the center of attention.
8 years ago
AAAAHHHH... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fucking white trash.
8 years ago
He kicked himself in the back of the head. Hahahahahahahaha.
8 years ago
HOLY FUCK EGYPTBEAUTY REMEMBERS MUCHOSUCKO
8 years ago
She says to tell Yak and his girlfriend "dajavoo" hi. Hahahahaha .
8 years ago
dude.....
8 years ago
...sweet
8 years ago
i dont see any beer store
8 years ago
and this guy doesn't seem to be 'on his way' to anywhere
8 years ago
he is pantless though
8 years ago
Nice undies dik
8 years ago
those are my "going out" undies
8 years ago
quit crying
8 years ago
you know fatso..i have a really good friend that's pretty bored..excellent smart funny person.she'd really like mucho..the reason i don't invite her here is people like you
8 years ago
youre embarrassing to me
8 years ago
I don't give a fuck about your sob story, you sick fuck. I ran you out of chat...crying like a bitch multiple times. You go sobbing to deja and yak and have me banned from chat. Hypocrite.
8 years ago
hahahaha
8 years ago
you deserved it
8 years ago
Also, you have no real friends. And, you're embarrassing to yourself, dikwad...shall I remind you? I saved this as 'dik meltdown'.
8 years ago
<dik> you want to talk about me im gae fat man..you talk about jamie ill fuck you slut daughter in her greasy ass
<CruelHM> more dik
<CruelHM> more
<dik> gtfo of here
<dik> gtfo
<CruelHM> let the site witness you're epic meltdown, and hypocritical breaking of the golden rule here
<dik> i make the rules lardass
<CruelHM> hear that yak and deja?
<CruelHM> dik makes the rules here
<CruelHM> you just enforce them
<CruelHM> this is dik's site
<dik> i will toe-fuck your daughter
8 years ago
Game's up dik. You're a phoney, a pussy, and the biggest hypocrite on this site.
8 years ago
pwned
8 years ago
who's crying cheeseburger man?
8 years ago
boohoo
8 years ago
i fucking told you what to do..you wouldnt do it
8 years ago
so
8 years ago
i'm the boss of you fatman
8 years ago
should have just shut your piehole
8 years ago
I will always own you dik...it's easy...watch...
8 years ago
'homely'. she is
8 years ago
lets discuss that in chat
8 years ago
pwned
8 years ago
hahahahaha
8 years ago
whammy
8 years ago
Definitely a pwn dik, I agree. A self-pwn. You're a faggot that couldn't take me calling your homely 'fiancee' (yeah right...Neverending Story) homely...and so melted down, talked of raping my 10-month old daughter, left the chatroom about 20 times, then finally cried to deja.


Pathetic. You died dikless.
8 years ago
hahaha
8 years ago
its fun in there too right now
8 years ago
This conversation is over dikpuss...at MY behest. Have a good day, scrawny fag whiny bitch. Say hi to your homely 'betrothed' from me.
8 years ago
too bad you cant get in
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
in all fairness your daughter is pretty hot..maybe stop dressing her like a whore
8 years ago
I like her dressed as a whore.
8 years ago
Just like her mother and grandmother.
8 years ago
You're pretty cool under pressure there, dik.
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
it's my way
8 years ago
Cruel, if dik got you banned from chat..who is the bitch outta all of that? Not dik, cause he got YOU banned. All that other shit you're talking is well... umm...shit.
8 years ago
Chat is for homos. I'm sure you love it there, NoobKnob.
8 years ago
i didn't get him banned anyway..his behavior did..you think yak and deja just ban people when i say???? pretty fucking unlikely
8 years ago
if that was the case i'd ban every single one of you
8 years ago
Cruel: She just banned you because you were being a spammy annoying douche, nothing to do with dik. Like she cares about anyone on Mucho ..
8 years ago
i might have suggested it haha
8 years ago
frankly he's lucky i only suggested a chat ban seeing as how much influence i have
8 years ago
EVERYONE has suggested it, but that doesn't make a difference.
8 years ago
he was banned for being a fucking idiot ..plain an simple
8 years ago
(still ... you should try "suggesting" that he gets banned from Mucho ..)
8 years ago
he's banned permanently ..from my heart
8 years ago
slam!
8 years ago
While reading this I pictured Cruel flipping out like the German kid on the computer game. Dik was busy dancing in enjoyment like the Numa Numa kid as this went down.

And I don't do drugs...damnit.
8 years ago
^that comment is 'Fries approved'
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
this tread give me flashback of the old times when people had deep discussions.....
8 years ago
...about bears
8 years ago
Camy, you don't speak for everyone. Shut your juvenile fuck hole.
8 years ago
I kinda meant everyone in chat, so I guess you don't count
8 years ago
Also if you really don't like me, then maybe you should try not talk to me, you fat fucking cunt.
8 years ago
Maybe you ought to kinda say what you mean, uncle's fuck toy. It kinda seemed like you were pulling out the old "Why are you here,_____? Nobody here like you,_____." speaking for the group bullshit.

Which you were, boy, so fucking man up and don't try to qualify your statement now. Here's an idea, why don't you just speak for yourself? If you can think of anything to say, that is.
8 years ago
Yes, "Hi I'm Camy, and I think you're a hypocrite"
8 years ago
Thanks for sharing, homocushion, now go stick your head in the oven.
8 years ago
Christ, fucking kids these days all think they've got something worth hearing.
8 years ago
No, go fuck yourself
8 years ago
How's that Bill 'O?
8 years ago
Hank, just because you're an old cunt doesn't mean what you say is worth listening to. Is that why you come on here? To spit utter crap and not get smacked in the face?
8 years ago
Oh, so it did come out. The lame, old "Why do you come to this site?" routine. Young, but totally unoriginal. What a pathetic combo.
8 years ago
Why do you come here?

Oh wait, I don't give a fuck why you do anything.
8 years ago
Let me think of another question.

Give me a sec.
8 years ago
"Oh wait, I don't give a fuck why you do anything." Really? Then why were you questioning me up there?
8 years ago
Lame and old, eh? (like you) Maybe I should answer for you, because you like releasing your "rage" like some kind of emo.
8 years ago
I was questioning you out of sheer boredom, which you've only made worse.

Haha, rage, huh?
8 years ago
Speaking of lame and old you are once again pulling yourself out with the boredom card ... hardcore Hank, hardcore.
8 years ago
Young, boring, and persistant. What a tedious combo. Here let's run through some of your witty comebacks.

-I think you're a hypocrite
-No
-Is that why you come on here?
-Then why were you questioning me up there?
-because you like releasing your "rage" like some kind of emo.

And then you use the routine I was just using.

Christ, it's like I'm arguing with a high school girl. Grow some tits and stop sounding like a whiny little child, please.
8 years ago
Again with the hyprocrisy crap, telling ME not to sound like a whiny little child.

You are just as whiny as CruelHM, although I've seen him take more jokes than you have.

You and your tranny insults, please you retarded dickhead, stop wanking over yourself.
8 years ago
Haha, what tranny insults?

I like this style where you try to sound like an intelligent adult debating a topic.

Actually, no, it also lacks any flavor or wit.

(Yeah, make sure you throw in a reference to Cruel in a typical, but misguided attempt to insult me.)
8 years ago
Hey, call me a hypocrite again. That really hurts. Especially coming from anybody on this site.
8 years ago
What kind of school uniform do you Scottish whores wear?
8 years ago
OH GOD! I JUST WANNA RAPE HANKS KIDS!!
8 years ago
Please this isn't Japan, there's no uniform.

What kind of fast food place do you stuff your fat face at?
8 years ago
Doesn't surprise me. You Scottish sluts have no morals.

Your moral compasses are in your asses, so you always face North when you are on your knees sucking cock.
8 years ago
Camy was a wee little lass
Who often was fucked in her wee little ass
Her dad got her started
Them ass cheeks he parted
It was even before she had started in class
8 years ago
Do you ask that for any particular reason?
Easier to find the underaged boys, hmm?
8 years ago
I hate Scotland, they don't even have bears!
8 years ago
Actually we have one polar bear

Enjoy Plantshit ..
8 years ago
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you are too much of a provincial twat to know that countries other than Japan use school uniforms.

I know they use them in England, so I asssumed Scotland would as well. I guess you yokels are just too poor to afford them.
8 years ago
Also, I'm pretty sure you are a girl.
8 years ago
Some do, some don't, some are more strict on making you wear it, some aren't as much.

I'm done answering questions you stupid fatass, trying to watch a movie.
8 years ago
that reminds me, i got a few more movies suggestions for you camy if you are interested
8 years ago
Hit me
8 years ago
I didn't ask you any questions, CandyAss. Get your hands off the keyboard and back on your counsin/boyfriend's cock, skank.
8 years ago
Please, stfu a second.
8 years ago
-pretty cool 1+2 (i think i might have suggested these in the past but just in case)
-tank girl
-housesitter (if you are in the mood for corny, its still a good movie though)

i might have time to find links in a bit, not sure how easy it is going to be to find any of these...
8 years ago
Make sure you wipe the jizz off the back of your head before your mom comes home, Candy, ya wee lass.
8 years ago
Are you still here? Get the message, we're done for the day.

Thanks dw
8 years ago
Are you that fucking stupid, Candy? Don't you know how this works, you ignorant abused child? You don't decide when anything is over. I'm sure your mommy's boyfriend has told you that many times.

I keep pwning you over and over until you stfu. That's how it works, you little whore.
8 years ago
Hank, you wouldn't know what a 'pwn' was, even if it was projected infront of you
8 years ago
And no you chubbychinkfuck, I'll decide when it stops, you retarded kitten.
8 years ago
Hank says: Get back to sucking off your Uncle, little girl
8 years ago
Too predictable you bag of snot
8 years ago
I knew what a pwn was before you were born in the tool shed behind that bar, missy.

Are you gonna go into crying spam mode now, Candy? One comment for every tear that hits the keyboard?

(I like how you quoted a comment from how far back?) Hahahaa, what a stupid little skeeze.
8 years ago
Go back to sucking off your uncle, little ho.
8 years ago
BAck to the future.
8 years ago
Like the way you just did there?

Hank talking about crying, haha gimme a fucking break you swissroll
8 years ago
rirakkusu tora
8 years ago
No, lassie, I was covering up a mistake there. Of course, you are too focused on polishing your cousin's cock to notice.

I'm sure the crying spam mode will come out eventually. Like 5 or 6 lame, crying comments rapidfire, derivitive of Dik. You are so fucking unoriginal. Panties full of stains, just like your mother.

8 years ago
Again with the Dik shit, wtf? Like are you trying to drag him into this?

If I was trying to be like Dik, I would do the following:
8 years ago
Stfu Hank, your mother is a whore
8 years ago
Hahaha
8 years ago
Pwned
8 years ago
Yeah, no-knicker slag, that's what you do. You are a carbon copy.
8 years ago
No, Lu Sang, no it isn't

And stop making up excuses, you are trying to get your little buddy Dik to turn on me, you're acting like a fucking Primary School kid

8 years ago
Yes, CAndy, yes it is. Besides forgetting to wipe your ass and catching std's in old stairwells, that is.

"you are trying to get your little buddy Dik to turn on me" HAhahahaha, it's you who sounds like the primary school kid, as usual, Candy. HAhahahaaaaa.
8 years ago
Candy ... that still gets to me, DONT YOU HAVE FEELINGS

Haha fucking shit. Don't deny it NoodleBoy, you are confused that one your friends likes me, it's okay Buttface, it's just sex
8 years ago
Well, me and Dik aren't friends, so your theory is shit, just like your jokes.

Also, you mama's boyfriend told me you have callouses on your labia. You might want to just stick to blowjobs for a while.
8 years ago
Yes you's are, you love him.
8 years ago
loads of sexual tension in this thread...
8 years ago
No, Dik is a fickle slut. I'm through with him.
8 years ago
I can picture you crying with Twilight bed covers over you, looking at a picture of dik and wiping your face with your husbands shitstained pants. Poor Ching
8 years ago
Wtf are twilight bed covers? You must have just grown out of yours, nub.

I picture you as a skinny legged Scottish teen slut, with her g-string coming out of her pants, a runny nose, and a yeast infection. Maybe someday you dreams of becoming a hairdresser will come true.
8 years ago
*combines hanks descrition with camys actual pic in hs mind*
8 years ago
*dies laughing*
8 years ago
TYPO GALORE!
8 years ago
still, that shit's just too funny!
8 years ago
*adds leg cast and crutches to mental image*
8 years ago
*goes to hell, dies again from laughter, goes meta-hell*
8 years ago
to*
8 years ago
birdman too high to type propaly
8 years ago
^thats retarded
8 years ago
You tell him, Foo-foo!
8 years ago
Your face is retarded.
8 years ago
PWN!
8 years ago
Seagull 1

Foo-foo 0
8 years ago
Calling 'PWN' on yourself is retarded
8 years ago
Foo-foo 1

Seagull 1
8 years ago
Hi fries
8 years ago
PWN?
8 years ago
you're calling yourself Foo-foo now?

seagull 1

Foo-foo -9
8 years ago
at least
8 years ago
LEAVE FOO-FOO ALONE!!!
8 years ago
you brits are so gay for each other.
8 years ago
You're just feeling left out.
8 years ago
only a little.
8 years ago
Wait wha..Mucho has a chat?
8 years ago
hey zombie animal semen, did you just wake up from a 5 year nap? not only does mucho have a chat but it also has reply buttons now
8 years ago
That's like telling a retard how to fly an airplane.
6 years ago
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