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Night of the living clowns?

I love a happy ending

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by dirtyrottensteve

submitted December 30th 2009

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comments (17)
I always knew that whole diet-coke/mentos thing would one day raise clowns from the dead. People just don't fucking listen.
8 years ago
no shit, it obvious that artificial sugar makes you silly and crazy
8 years ago
A- Worst movie ever
B- Killer clowns from outer space is one of the best movies ever..Fact!
3- If the idea for this came from the Gacy killings, they failed horribly...
8 years ago
When I was 6, I told a Carnival clown that he looked silly, He just laughed, then I laughed, then we both started giggling uncontrollably. Then he raped me behind the pretzel making machine.
8 years ago
uh oh, I was a clown years ago and raped a little boy....I hope this is common...if not then Im sorry...its just that your little shorts were driving me crazy and I just had some diet coke...
8 years ago
I KNEW IT!! I just fuckin' knew it! Coke ... not Pepsi, COKE! Those Pepsiophiles don't leave any witnesses. I forgive you, and I want you to move on. ... P.S. I think about you everyday.
8 years ago
haha as do i, you were my 1st
8 years ago
When I was 6, a disheveled clown sold me a giant pretzel and said it was "Bavarian" mustard. =(
8 years ago
hahaha was it creamy?
8 years ago
@Terrapin ... True Story. When they finally nabbed Gacy, Authorities confiscated, art supplies, handcuffs, and the #148 issue of "BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS" .. The Autumn crawl-space edition.
8 years ago
I have read many books on gacy and other serial killers...including the fag in your username...If JWG didn't keep all the men in the crawl space under his house, he would have gotten away with it...at least for a little while longer...I guess it made the whole house and yard smell like dead shit....
8 years ago
Ever heard of the reply button, though?
8 years ago
Terrapin .. You and even Claude and even Smerf, seem to be a cut above the rest on this site, so allow me to share something with you. Alot of people think they are experts on real life crime simply because they've seen every episode of CSI Las Vegas. They actually think that people who work with electron microscopes are the same people who jump from one casino roof top to another with their 9-m.m's blazing away. Read John Douglas' book on profiling and you'll be amazed what you learn. I know I was.
8 years ago
Im writing it down now....I just finished Ann Rule's book on Ted Bundy...she actually worked with him for many years...thats how she got into criminal profiling and writing these types of books...I know she's not the best, but she wrote at least one book on all major serial killers and seems to know her shit..she's one of the only writers that these killers let her interview them. Thanks for the info, I just got a Borders gift card for xmas...Ill let you know what I think
8 years ago
oh, he was one of the guys out there looking for the green river killer at the time...I actually heard of him...I think he even wrote a book about it
8 years ago
The good old Green River Killer. Just look at the guy. He looks like a fucking serial killer!
8 years ago
...the Doctor seems to have his nose a good inch in Terrapin's ass, while skillfully balancing both Claude and Smerf's balls on his tongue.
8 years ago
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