Pussies

i like you leper chaun. even if youre a damned /b/ fag

well said flyce

Hi cheesebug, I'm toolman. Welcome to Mucho. Here we have a fun loving group of people that just like to get together and have fun every night. Our one pet peve is, being that you are of the female persuasion, we'd like for you to take a picture of your beautiful breasts and post them, with a sign with your screen name and MS or Mucho Sucko on the sign just for proof that it really is you. That's why on the home page it says Tits or GTFO. That's just our funny way of welcoming you to our happy home. Hope you find many friends and have a long and enjoyable stay here at Mucho. Ta Ta for now.

hahahahaha tool!

such a diplomat you are!

Crown Royal does that to me.

Madam, please provide us with a pictorial portrayal of your lady pillows, with proof.

Do I get bonus points for alliteration?

You can see my ass if you search for it.


Hey spelling Nazis, did you see how I answered that question without asking for a spell check?

And if you ask nicely, I'm sure one of our kind hearted Mucho members will kindly give you the link.

tools ass , possums dick...just aboot everything you never wanted to see is here on MS

This is after my friends photoshopped me.
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/toolman_the_assman-41234/search

Well, there's a picture of my dick running around here somewhere. Used it in a photoshop since I didn't want to sit around on the internet looking at pictures of dicks.

There's also a video of me shirtless here.

First things first, you have to click on the reply to answer on the same thread. Not keep clicking on the post. Some people sometimes get a little irratated with that. Not me though.

he just told you everything you need to know for the time being in excruciatingly simplistic detail, once you take care of step one then we can move onto step two which is shutting the fuck up for a while and learning by observation

btw, i'm one of the kinda hearted nice guys he was talking about, it only gets worse from here on out. buckle up...

dammit dw...shhh...aww fuck...

btw - hi cheesebug, and welcome to my nightmare (AC ref for those who get it)

now what the fuck did i do? i can't do shit right this week, fuck!

I just did. when you want to reply to what someone say, click on the reply. Not the post on the bottom.

cheesebug, just chill...

OK ladybug, if your comments don't show up, click the refresh button. Mucho sometimes needs the bugs worked out, so to speak.

hahahaha, look at all that unbridled sass, that turns me on

Who does the voice over in that song possum?

POSSUM

he must be passed out already

In the song Black Widow, One of the old ghost players does the voice over and I have Charles Nelson Reilly stuck in my fucking head GOD DAMMIT. POSSUM!!!

haha, charles nelson reilly was one cool fucker, i used to fucking love watching match game reruns on the game channel

Thank you Mr. Darkness.
I could see him, I just had CNR, the ladyboy, stuck in the head.

like its your first time

On here it is.

She's on the couch sleeping with her mouth open.

What two?

Sorry, Crown Royal is in the way.

lol, you just had to be there. try and follow the time stamps, this bitch is so scattered and fucked up that the convo literally jumps from one thread to the other and back

lol

reply?

Ladybug, how old are you?

we may have our first single digit aged muchoer

dammit tool

at dw...how much more fun could any of us ask for?...wow....

they don't come along like this very often, cherish these special moments

Fuckin A

This is more fun then one of Hanks rants.

hahaha!

ahem, i mean, go on.... tell us more about yourself

math is easy, so you must be fat?, yak ate it

Bingo

Good thing admin is on vacation with Obama in Hawaii.

i'll pass on the squeezing

amen to thank fucking god im not female
don't tell me you are one of those mixed bloods too? this is just getting way to good

I swear she said she was 18 officer whunu.

fuck twilight and fuck you! i'm talking about you being a mutt

I better go upstairs and check to see if this isn't my stepdaughter, Natty?

if it, is she deserves a public spanking

so you look like an over tanned douchebag guy?

how is anything anybody said even remotely racist?

You're all a bunch of dumb niggers.
Hows that?

That's because I haven't had it in awhile.

lol again!

It's been 15 months, leave her alone.

no go, you are in this for good now, just enjoy the ride

I'm sleeping with my dogs tonight and that's my story!

No, but my Beagle will eat shit if it smells good dumbass. Get with the program.

you might wanna watch it, extreme stupidity is a bannable offense

Alright. REPLY FAIL!
Tits, or Get The Fuck Out
Which means removing your trainning bra and flashing your McDonalds induced fat cells.

BOOM!
and tool gives up on the nice guy act and goes in for the kill!

A drunk can only take so much.

sadly, i fear she has already had her fill of mucho unless her parents just caught her trying to uploading pics of her fug bags

as dense as she is, i figure she was probably trying to cram a polaroid into the floppy drive slot and wondering why it wasn't working

nevermind then, carry on

Try a couple more.

lol

i admit that most kids probably don't have a clue what a floppy drive is but its my computer back ground that keeps them fresh in my head. and polaroids are still around some and sort of fresh in peoples minds

that little text box at the bottom of the screen just keeps calling your name doesn't it?

She don't know how to spell reply.

yeah she does: f a i l

you make about as much sense as whunu, are you his little sister? does he know you are out of your cage and on mucho?

You're not Steven_Seagull's little sister aer you?

That was strange.

dw, we're nearly cracking this case together.

Think we should call hank and wake him up?

lol, she is quite the mystery

night tool

cheesebug (god what a stupid name) we need to work on an avatar now. i know this is not going to be easy for you without basic math and computer skills but it is necessary

that is almost a guarantee

best in class at computers but still can't find the reply button after literally hours of reply failing? i'd hate to see what the rest of the class looked like

avis have to be 75x75 pix, i assume you know how to do that?

you are one mouthy, ungrateful little bitch aren't you?

i'll give you some real advise to live by, don't be a push over. learn fast who you can fuck with and who to ignore. NEVER take anything anyone says personally. always have a sense of humor and play along with jokes

we also have a very unique way of showing affection here, so get used to it

btw, hows that avi coming along?

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well you do weather quite well, stick around long enough and you might be ready for mucho lesson number two some day

Where were you guys last night?
And don't say sleeping. Sleeping is for fags.

So what you're saying is, when it's 10:00am yak's time, it's midnight Japs time?

a tape? is it 1985? a video is fine if you actually selected the video radio button on the submit content page when you uploaded it

She can't even hit the reply button.

don't blame the site, guns don't kill people, people kill people

yes it has to be approved, you just have to wait and see if it makes it, updates are daily at 12 pm est

Plus yak is vacationing with the Obama's in Hawaii. He'll be posting new vids tonight.

shut the fuck up and get a fucking avatar already for christ on a sticks fucking sake!
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oh hi cheesy!

I'll bet she can suck a mean dick though.

somebody must have divided by zero in there somewhere and created a black hole, we are all doomed

fuck you cruel, and your new avatar makes me wanna puke. now stop taking jabs at me as i'm leaving. i'll just be here in the morning to taunt you a second time!

wtf are you on about cruel? quit crying about your fucking avatar, i'm just fucking with you and i'm not 'drooling' over this bitch. i was just having some fun last night when it was slow. you seem to be the one with your panties in a wad over her though

dammit cruel, dry your tears and open your eyes. sometimes noobs are worth keeping around for their entertainment value instead of immediately running them off when they poses certain redeeming qualities, this bitch was funny whether she was trying to be or not. but she is gone now so get over her and move on. there are other fish in the sea man

Really Cruel, lighten the fuck up or are you trying to impress Hank? And she did pawn you. hahahaha

almost.

Do you have more load to give?