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Lil Markie

hahah oh god I remember this freak...

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by yak

submitted December 26th 2009

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that's my ringtone.
8 years ago
In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.

- Lee Trevino
8 years ago
My house smells just like the zoo,
It's chock full of shit and puke!
Cockroaches on the walls
Crabs crawlin' on my balls!
Ohh, but I'm so clean cut,
I just wanna fuck some sluts!


- Lee Ving
8 years ago
I was never into my looks. What`s important to me is my health and family.

- Lee Majors
8 years ago
Whiskey - I like it, I always did, and that is the reason I never use it.


-Robert E. Lee
8 years ago
I'm gay.

-Dik
8 years ago
You never know what's going to happen sometimes, or what you think's going to happen never happens, or when you least expect it, the Santana record comes along and just blows up.

-Tommy Lee
8 years ago
Ah, stardom! They put your name on a star in the sidewalk on Hollywood Boulevard and you walk down and find a pile of dog manure on it. That tells the whole story, baby.

- Lee Marvin
8 years ago
“If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you”

-Bruce Lee

8 years ago
"I don't know why you are treating me like this. The only thing I have done is carry a pistol into a movie."
Lee Harvey Oswald
8 years ago
"Kaaaaaaahn"
JamesLeeKirk
8 years ago
"Combine bread, apples, 1-1/2 cups heavy chipping cream, sugar, apricots, cranberries, coconut, eggs, butter, cinnamon, and vanilla in a large bowl."

- Sara Lee

8 years ago
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more.

- Walter Mattbau
8 years ago
^ Mega fail.

- Hank Lee Chinaski
8 years ago
"That'll be $18.49 ian"
..Lee the korean guy from the store
8 years ago
dik..i mean dik
8 years ago
I wish his father shot him in the sink that night

-Hank Chinaski's Mother
8 years ago
Pull my finger


-Toolman961
8 years ago
lol @ girardi
8 years ago
STFU pedosteve.



-CruelHM
8 years ago
you're the one with the little kids you daft cunt-

-DirtLeerotten Steve
8 years ago
I HAVE a child...I don't invite them back for warm milk and Rohypnol after little league...like YOU.



-CrueLeeHM
8 years ago
"you had one so you wouldn't have to spend so much to fuck one."

Yaklee bitchTits

8 years ago
"Dirtysteve...listen tooo meeee. Nooo steve - this is NOT the voice of the Mysterons...this is God steve, GOD. Steve...you are not coming to MY party steve. You are going down south...wayyyy down south. BTW STFU you dirty muslin pedo."


- The Father of Jesus Christ
8 years ago
"I meant Muslim steve."


-Him
8 years ago
always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snake bite, and don't forget to carry a small snake too

w.c.fields
8 years ago
i wonder if god planned how many times im gonna fap tomorrow, cause i have
8 years ago
his career as a voice over actor could finally be put to good use.....
8 years ago
I see him being a good cartoon character

Excluding the church stuff of course
8 years ago
hate songs that dont rhyme
8 years ago
I bet he got SO MUCH pussy after that!
8 years ago
nice sweatpants
8 years ago
That would have sounded so much better to War Pigs by Black Sabbath.
8 years ago
Fucking fat paul bernardo fuck.
8 years ago
Is this the same guy that raped the kid in Germany while singing?
8 years ago
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