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stupid vegetarians

my food shits on your food

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by border

submitted December 26th 2009

61 comments
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stupid vegetarians
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comments (61)
we are omnivores, it is neither healthy or natural to eat only plants or only meat
8 years ago
"we are the world..."
8 years ago
We are the children?
8 years ago
We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's start fappin'
8 years ago
does meat know it's christmas?
8 years ago
wasnt there a primus song called Shake Hands With Meat?
8 years ago
*Beef
8 years ago
thnks urk
8 years ago
well welL wELL WELL!....ah...XP
8 years ago
Yes, and there was also a song by Primus called "My name is MUD" so its all good.
8 years ago
We are the miracle makers
8 years ago
And the greatest gift they'll receive is the circle of life
8 years ago
If the cow was in power, he would try to eat you.
8 years ago
...and rename you "carrots"
8 years ago
and live with your beans
8 years ago
"Thank you brother, now your spirit goes to be with Eywah, but your body stays behind, to become part of The People." (fuck yeah)
8 years ago
I imagine a face palm right now.
8 years ago
chodaboy really reminds me of that bono kid,
i already hate him just as much.
8 years ago
Hate is a strong emotion. Save it for when it really matters.
8 years ago
Actually Steve, Yoda is funnier and less spammy than you.
8 years ago
you talking bout the guy that's been quoting "Avatar" for 2 days now, fuck off hank!
8 years ago
no, i take that back, please, i hunger for your validation.

please hank, please like me....

8 years ago
There you go proving my point.
8 years ago
And that's why Hank is a prick. A prick's prick at that.
8 years ago
That doesn't make any sense, you stupid monkey.
8 years ago
Hahaha stupid monkey haha haven't heard that in a while.
8 years ago
The funny part is that cows are fed cow shit and blood because it is high in protein (which promotes growth) which means your food shits on your food!
8 years ago
Cite your sources.
8 years ago
okay, you got me. regulations passed by Clinton outlawed those practices. However, W left the USDA so unfunded that such regulations are hard to enforce.

http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/food/food-safety/animal-feed-and-food/animal-feed-and-the-food-supply-105/beef-delays-in-mad-cow-protection/

i havent taken a close look at the new rules, but i believe it is now illegal to feed livestock ground up dead cats. however, antibiotics are ok. i believe.
8 years ago
Stick that link up your ass.
8 years ago
Animals on a regular farm are typically in and surrounded by their own shit constantly.
8 years ago
We wouldn't regulations enforced if people gave a fuck and only bought stuff that made sense to eat. I don't want to eat a fucking's beakless chicken that's too sick and fat to walk and just sits around in shit and dead chickens all day, so I don't buy those chickens. Look at that, no fucking regulations required. If people want to save a buck eating a chicken that's been force-fed pig shit and raped by small dogs, then that's their own problem.
8 years ago
Yes I'm drunk so fuck off.
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
or just raise your own cows, pigs and chickens to eat and feed them what you want. or are you pussies too sissy to kill and butcher your own food? if so, don't bitch about where your food comes from or what they do to it
8 years ago
I don't got that kind of time but there's some good local farms around here that do shit right. It makes a huge difference in taste.. as in now there is some. I wouldn't go back to disgusting grocery store shit.
8 years ago
i guess if you have the money and resources to support a local farmer then you are lucky as well as your local farmer
8 years ago
Wanko likes to roll around in chicken shit.
8 years ago
That is why I don't keep chickens.
8 years ago
dw, buying shit from a farmer is cheaper than a supermarket. Well, at least it is here.

I get eggs delivered weekly & can buy whatever else I want as I want.
8 years ago
well its not like that around here, they have to sell their livestock to a butcher shop and make a profit and the butcher shop then processes the meat and sells it to the individual or to the store and has to make a profit as well. you end up paying more for higher quality meat but its worth to have taste like wanko said.
as far as eggs, veggies and other stuff that doesn't need much processing it is easy to find those things cheap when in season at farmer's markets or if you know somebody that grows
8 years ago
They are supposed to go through a butcher here too, but some just get the meat killed at an abattoir, prepared by a butcher & then flog it. Not entirely sure about the legality.
8 years ago
well you can butcher your own meat here if you are sure you know what you are doing but i doubt you can sell it legally
8 years ago
It's a bit more expensive for me but it's not a crazy price. You have to compare it to the best stuff at the supermarket which may already be two or three time as much as the grade-shit stuff.

I pay less for veggies but more for anything from an animal. You'd think eggs would be cheaper skipping all the middlemen but no. The eggs I get are larger and fresher though and the shells actually take some effort to crack and I can actually go see the chickens so I know they don't have fucking leprosy or lupus or anything.
8 years ago
I drive by the places I buy from regularly anyway, otherwise I guess the price of gas would factor in and it would be twice as expensive given how much I eat.

People actually bug me about my expensive eating habits but they're the same fucks that spend $200 a month on TV, $200 on their phones, and go to the casino once a week, and don't make that much money to begin with. So fuck them.
8 years ago
I heard someone bitch once about how all the organic and otherwise properly grown/raised shit requires a lot more land and resources than the tasteless crap, so it contributes to world hunger. That's another reason I like it.
8 years ago
haha, i work and live around people just like that. i don't have trouble getting eggs cheep or for free. enough people around here have chickens and are eager to part with the excess. they are a little harder to crack or shell boiled but i take that as a sign of a healthy chicken
8 years ago
I think it would mean a lack of calcium or magnesium that makes egg shells weak. Either way I don't feel good about an egg that crumples easily.
8 years ago
haha, i'm fairly sure it is illegal to feed your livestock its own manure (shit). Most livestock here is fed corn and a mix of grasses, both of which were good at growing.
8 years ago
What's fun isn't always what's legal.
8 years ago
el wanko seems very enlightening on this topic i think he should be a teacher on food processing
8 years ago
The best things in life, Wanko, tend to be either illegal, immoral or fattening.
8 years ago
That is a horribly hackneyed axiom, Smerf. Please, never say or type it again.
8 years ago
cowshit!
8 years ago
planty suddenly feels like he's not all alone in the world any more
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
He'll always have his small, redheaded boy.
8 years ago
On a side note...I find it rather embarrassing that 'masterbaiting' remains one of the popular searches.

Is that where a member of the landed gentry hooks maggots for rainbow trout?
8 years ago
I'm a little annoyed that "vivica fox sex tape" has been up there for years.
8 years ago
I still haven't fucking found it!
8 years ago
The earth will implode if its found.
8 years ago
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