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Foam Man Fuck

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Shoulda sprung for those few extra thousand dollars and got a real doll you idiot!

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by yak

submitted December 26th 2009

301 comments
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comments (301)
or i can just fuck her. she looks like she wants it really bad.
8 years ago
to late. I already sent her the money for the real doll.
8 years ago
Monopoly money wont help her
8 years ago
Gaya4. Hurry up and fuck off already, you 4Chan fuckhead. You come here being unfunny and committing every internet sin in the book - from lawling to saying 'to' all the time instead of 'too'.
FUCK OFF!
8 years ago
Naa, I like it here. And I think you like me here to.
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
I kind of feel sorry for her...
8 years ago
She feels really sorry for you.
8 years ago
She seems like the type of person that can't comprehend empathy, or pity.
8 years ago
She seems like the type who would never fuck you.
8 years ago
From the video, it looks like she doesn't understand the fundamentals of fucking.
8 years ago
Yep, she definitely wouldn't fuck you.
8 years ago
Damn Hank, I was looking forward to a much better reply than that. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you just don't care enough to actually think of something sharp to hit me back with.
8 years ago
Just as I thought, you've got no chance in hell of getting in her pants.
8 years ago
Weak...
8 years ago
Obviously, you are still a virgin and will likely remain one for the rest of your life.
8 years ago
Predictable, but getting better. It was a little sharper, but had no snap.
8 years ago
Fuck, you are boring the life out of me. Playing comment critic instead of playing along is the ultimate weak sauce.
8 years ago
You know I actually agree with you on that one. I was being condiscending. I have the flu and am dead tired. I lost my foot hold on the joke. When I am not sick I will try to stick with it. You won this time.
8 years ago
Hey lady, you are allowed to put the damn thing inside you.
8 years ago
Yeah, she seems a little slow. The kind of slow that gets you locked in the basement.
8 years ago
*my parents' basement
8 years ago
It was nice of you to loan her your foam man, though.
8 years ago
It was the least I could do. She is still trying to figure out the ins and outs of it though.
8 years ago
It looks like you've done quite a bit of in and out with Mr. Foamman's poop chute, though.
8 years ago
There ya go Hank! You made a lil' play on my words. I'm so proud of you! And the foam was so coushy, I couldn't resist.
8 years ago
No, I was explaining the joke you weren't sharp enough to pick up on your own.
8 years ago
Also, you aren't funny, therefore this whole exchange is pretty tedious. I wish there was someone else around.
8 years ago
I understood the implication when you suggested that I loaned her the foam man. Your "in and out with Mr. Foamman" comment was a more blunt iteration. I was just prodding to see what your next comment would be. I'm sorry it wasn't as entertaining for you as it was for me.
8 years ago
get a room you 2
8 years ago
that foam 'man' has a vagina
8 years ago
Obviously, you've never seen a vagina before.
8 years ago
what ? she is quite clearly shoving something 'into' this foam 'man'
8 years ago
actually it could be a double ended dong but whatever it is still being inserted into the foam thingy
8 years ago
I see a big, huge butthole and a ballsack (like your typical Friday night). You can't see where the dong thingy attaches. You can't see any vagina.
8 years ago
Hank dreams about big huge buttholes and ballsacks.
8 years ago
JoeGirardi dreams about big, huge buttholes and ballsacks.
8 years ago
Um yeah...that was clever you fucking dickhead
8 years ago
Haha, you think your comment was clever, you stupid asswipe?
8 years ago
i only wish i had a foam dude with a vagina
8 years ago
nothing new there
8 years ago
"I see a big, huge butthole and a ballsack"

I read that and almost died. haha Romper Room mucho style.
8 years ago
Hey Hank-does your wife ruv you rong time?
8 years ago
Speak English motherfucker.
8 years ago
Is that what you say to her?
8 years ago
Zing!
8 years ago
Don't make fun of Hanks wife. There are rules mutherfucker. I don't know if that's one of them, but some rules do exist.....like not making fun of the people who own this site.....I hear that's a bad thing to do.
8 years ago
No, it's what I say to your mother.
8 years ago
Don't bother, Super. It's a common thing these days to cal my wife a ladyboy, etc.. Started off by Dirtyrottensteve and ClodBowels, two motherfuckers without any sense of decency. Pretty sad. If you have to sink that low, you can't have much going for you.
8 years ago
steve's a pinhead..if you want to upset him call him a pedophile
8 years ago
as in steve the pedo..or pedo-steve
8 years ago
he gets so mad
8 years ago
Old news.
8 years ago
Things go downhill......sad really.
8 years ago
ya well ..for anyone that didn't know
8 years ago
example : knock knock..
who's there?..
it's me steve and i'm a pedophile
8 years ago
What ever happened to the days when you could just make a man question his sexuality and existence? And maybe they'd just kill themselves? What have we become when you insult someones wife or kids.....
8 years ago
i don't know but your mother's a whore
8 years ago
I tell ya, those two fuckers got no moral compasses.
8 years ago
If it were true, I'd admit it-but no, she's a prude.
8 years ago
sickening
8 years ago
I know, cause she WILL NOT GIVE IT UP!!!!
8 years ago
I have no sense of decency!HAHAHAHHA! All your mothers are whores and I want to fuck all of your kids!
8 years ago
GODbanIT....you suck
8 years ago
*!!!!
8 years ago
he wants to fuck our kids hahaha...dik jr.is a 350 pound 6'4 offensive lineman..enjoy!!
8 years ago
i wouldn't go within 7 -10 feet of his undergarments personally..but you go girl
8 years ago
I'm pretty sure my 13 year old would whoop his ass...
8 years ago
Thanks Dik....You're a pal
8 years ago
I dont think joe realizes the sick bond that we've made through sickness. Joe if you're gonna hang.....be funny. That works better for everyone.
8 years ago
you're so totally insignificant to me i can't say for certain if i've ever even acknowledged you
8 years ago
probably for the best
8 years ago
You try and teach the kids....if they wont learn, you put them out on the street!
8 years ago
Yeah, there are just certain things you aren't supposed to make fun of!
8 years ago
I hate it when people whose names I don't even recognize call me by name.

Uh, no Joe, if you knew how to read you would have seen I was talking about two other losers, not you.
8 years ago
Oh alright...I'm sorry. I'm sure you're wife is a sweet heart and I'm sorry for saying anything bad about everyones kids.
8 years ago
maybe the world revolves around him.....we don't know.
8 years ago
Nova I'm being nice
8 years ago
it's too late your mother's a whore
8 years ago
Haha shit
8 years ago
His mother is a whore.
8 years ago
So are you.
8 years ago
My wife is an angel and if there is any justice in the world, CloggedBowels will burn in hell for slandering her good name.
8 years ago
It's not like anyone here isn't going to hell
8 years ago
I am not a whore. Whores get paid.
8 years ago
Sorry buddy.
8 years ago
I have slutty tendencies from time to time.
8 years ago
I thought we were in hell Camy
8 years ago
Right-and who in their right mind would pay you for sex?
8 years ago
Joe: Your mom
8 years ago
Pwned
8 years ago
Hell is reading Fries' comments.
8 years ago
i'd pay camy for sex
8 years ago
You'd have too...
8 years ago
i could slip him a rufie
8 years ago
i'm sure irish could score me some
8 years ago
Gay.
8 years ago
Hot*
8 years ago
You don't need a roofie. Camy LOVES the cock
8 years ago
Don't be upset just because your mom's a whore.
8 years ago
Ok. I won't be upset because you're a fag
8 years ago
Look at him, he's so cranky, hey Joe, hey!

She does it for crack
8 years ago
Pwned
8 years ago
And you do it for free.
8 years ago
Whammy!
8 years ago
There is no price for pussy with my looks.
8 years ago
*cock
8 years ago
You're right, There is no price for pussy with my cock, Thanks Joe
8 years ago
Sorry, just got back from my wifes' momentary return. I still have to soldier tomorrow...... I'll insult you guys later....out
8 years ago
You certainly showed him what's what Joe.
8 years ago
and you added nothing to the conversation you fucking bore
8 years ago
Fuck you dik...informing people how to annoy pedosteve...I came up with that shit. Acknowledge my greatness, you scrawny sack of shit.
And anyone who calls Hank's wife a ladyboy is a fucking idiot...she is JAPANESE...not fucking Thai.
8 years ago
L A D Y B O Y.
Claude and his contributions 200x greater than that worthless spam-fest that is hank the jap lickin 1 ball fag
8 years ago
Herby...a while back you were exposed as fat and ugly, and trawling for pussy on some low-budget net dating site. Stfu.
8 years ago
Don't blame this spamfest on me. Most of it happened after I left.
8 years ago
Its more like a spammess to me, Hank.
8 years ago
FUCK THAT I JUST RATHER PLAY DJ... TO MUCH WORK
8 years ago
CAPS
8 years ago
Would you please stop yelling...and show us your tits already
8 years ago
Yup, tits or gtfo.

You too, chanchie...
8 years ago
She has got to be a pretty one if she's that stupid
8 years ago
i bet he/she never comments again
8 years ago
Or if she's that stupid she might be your mother
8 years ago
Are you taking that dik? he just called your mom stupid.
8 years ago
i'm not sure if i can be bothered yet..joe..say something better..unless youre some kind of pussy..you're not a pussy are you?
8 years ago
'course not. I was talking to Camy, but he's too much of a pussy and has decided to hide behind your skirts. I'm sure he'll off you a bj for sticking up for him.
8 years ago
He just claimed you wear a skirt, dik, you taking that?
8 years ago
And you didn't deny wanting to offer him a bj
8 years ago
Nor did I offer him a BJ ... god you're an idiot
8 years ago
Yeah, but you were gonna.
8 years ago
Yes, in your little rainbow world I'm sure I was gonna..

You aren't good at this, I'm sorry.
8 years ago
That's all he's got, camy. All he does is call everybody fags and has fantasies about them giving each other bjs.
8 years ago
insulting me for wearing a skirt is pretty weak considering the things i've already admitted to doing
8 years ago
-to
8 years ago
Snerf wears a skirt.
8 years ago
It's close to a kilt at least ... unlike 42Adams .. who wears a black skirt :(
8 years ago
Black leather, wasn't it?
8 years ago
The kinky bitch.
8 years ago
I wouldn't be suprised if the "kilt" had a whip and black high heels to come with the package.
8 years ago
i'm starting to get kinda frisky
8 years ago
I'm already naked.
8 years ago
aaaaand i'm spent..
8 years ago
Who hasn't got a kilt these days
8 years ago
Yeah Joe...don't go around calling people fags and fantasising about them fucking one another in skirts - that's rish's gig. Don't plagiarise the stinky midget please. Fucking noob.
8 years ago
Stfu pedo
8 years ago
Just stick to submissions. You're more likely to gain acceptance that way.
8 years ago
Yeah, I need acceptance. Thanks Dr. Phil.
8 years ago
Don't mention it. I'm a nice guy.
8 years ago
You need a lobotomy.
8 years ago
Why? Cruel seems ok
8 years ago
Cruel, you're an interposting fuck!
8 years ago
Haha! Happens huh? And nah...you just posted too slow Fugs. Jesus. This Joe is really bad.
8 years ago
You're just now figuring it out?
8 years ago
ok ok ok no caps.... funny that you want me to show you my tits
8 years ago
present, live and comment there...
8 years ago
lol i dont know what to think about yall sometimes
8 years ago
You obviously don't know what to think about the reply button either, you fucking piece of shit.
8 years ago
Thats a little harsh 1rish.
8 years ago
That's a little reply faily CheechWizard.
8 years ago
I think that was irony, my young redheaded friend.
8 years ago
Thanks for translating to the retarded Cruel. You are a good man.
8 years ago
I remember this from the first time it got posted here, pre-site-redesign. I still have the file on my hard drive from downloading it back then. :)
8 years ago
you don't
8 years ago
Yet you only joined last year...
8 years ago
Dik joined last year?
8 years ago
Noob
8 years ago
Canoob
8 years ago
Silly people.
8 years ago
You're a silly people!
8 years ago
Fugsnoob
8 years ago
Oh, you guys!
8 years ago
Shut up Fugs you fag
8 years ago
Go fuck yourself, you worthless piece of shit.
8 years ago
I'd rather fuck your mother MrFagsmacker
8 years ago
We all know you prefer getting fucked by his dad Joe
8 years ago
And we all know you prefer to put your tongue in his ass cheekycock
8 years ago
Nope, that's Possums job. Nice try there JerkGiradi
8 years ago
Who the fuck woke JoeGirwhunu up anyhoo?
8 years ago
I was around MrPudsucker
8 years ago
Hanging around male restrooms
8 years ago
It's Jerks favourite place
8 years ago
Yeah, that's where I fuck your mouth douchebag-now back to the gloryhole with you
8 years ago
You like fucking men don't you. Well don't come onto me fag. There's plenty of your sort around here, take Bicho for example. He'll enjoy you fucking his mouth.
8 years ago
Don't bring other people into this. You're getting fucked and you're getting fucked NOW!
8 years ago
Nice try Joe but you're only fucking your hand tonight and every other night. Go try your favourite restrooms. Maybe someone will take pity on you.
8 years ago
Your Mom will take pity on me. Can't wait to fuck the old bird.
8 years ago
Never met a guy with a bird fetish but ok
8 years ago
Mum jokes = weakest of the weak sauce = the only thing Joe can come up with.
8 years ago
Joes Mum is a whore
8 years ago
Not a joke^
8 years ago
You're a bitch cheesypoof
8 years ago
You're a failure Joe
8 years ago
Bitches are something you know little about as you've always gone for pole over hole.
8 years ago
You fail at everything jerkoff
8 years ago
I know you're a bitch
8 years ago
Jesus joe...you had done so well at keeping it between the lines for the last week or two...now you're pissing off everyone again.
8 years ago
Joe just wants someone to piss over him
8 years ago
Yeah I know Sport. I'm just fucking around. Sometimes it's good to get the muchoers riled up.
8 years ago
*sigh*
8 years ago
Aw c'mon Fugs. Some of the shit in this thread is gold. These fuckers are funny-some of them anyway
8 years ago
*mouth
8 years ago
Aww shit what'd I miss?
8 years ago
I was pwning cheeky....not that it's such a tough thing to do. Kinda feel like I'm taking advantage of a retard
8 years ago
I'll decide whether Cheekycov is pwned or not, okay Joe Girwhunu?
8 years ago
Joe couldn't pwn anything or anyone.
8 years ago
He's a pwnee
8 years ago
Fuck you Girwhunu
8 years ago
Pwnee is being nice Girwhunu, you should appreciate that
8 years ago
You gobble of goo
8 years ago
Pwned
8 years ago
The only thing Girwhunu appreciates is a pair of hairy balls slapping his chin.
8 years ago
Pwned
8 years ago
Ohhhhhhh! and boom goes the dynamite
8 years ago
cheeky has shit. He should just close his eyes and dream about the misery that is his life.
8 years ago
Oh good you found the reply button this?
8 years ago
time*
8 years ago
Yeah it was under your Mom's fat ass this whole time
8 years ago
Pwned
8 years ago
Yeah ...... so did you finally find the courage to come back? after 30 minutes?
8 years ago
You know I'm sorry you lost the first five million times
8 years ago
You're done Vanilla Ice
8 years ago
You were never in the game cuminyourassi
8 years ago
I'll decide who's in and out the game
8 years ago
You got that Girwhunu?
8 years ago
You'll decide how many cheeseburgers you plan to stuff in to that gigantic mouth of yours fatbody
8 years ago
Got that cumonthechini?
8 years ago
Your jokes suck that bad you have to steal mine, Pwnee is about the right class for you, chocolate chops
8 years ago
Speaking of sucking...how's you mom?
8 years ago
haha camy - fatbody.

You really don't have a fucking clue, do you Girwhunu?
8 years ago
*your
8 years ago
No shit, I'm not CruelHM ffs
8 years ago
Pudkisser-what do you know about camy's body? Hmmmmm?
8 years ago
Just about every sentence is a gay or Mum reference, jesus crap, doesn't that peanut you call a brain know anything else?
8 years ago
Ok...You're sister is a whore. You have no money and live in filth. Your mother is gay...damn-nope guess that's all I got
8 years ago
1) I dont have a sister
2) I happily admit I have 4k in my bank
3) That was a mom joke
4) Go fuck yourself
8 years ago
You lose when you start explaining yourself. And 4k ain't shit.
8 years ago
£4k = $6.4 for the record .. and considering I have most of what I need as a student, it's a lot.
8 years ago
Oh well then...go fuck yourself. I can't wait to turn you down for a job when you apply at my company
8 years ago
The Wigger Co.? No thanks, I got better plans
8 years ago
Yeah, I'm sure you'll be a Proctologist. Kinda fits with you liking manass and all
8 years ago
*sigh* You aren't making me laugh even a tiny bit
8 years ago
Ok...see you tomorrow buddy
8 years ago
i make you laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3XYMkg_SJI&feature=related
8 years ago
That was funny
8 years ago
Hahaha
8 years ago
Joe, shut the fuck up. You are an annoying yappy douche.
8 years ago
Kirk, eat shit you broke ass motherfucker
8 years ago
haha, trust me, one thing i'm not is broke.
8 years ago
Now go get your shine box.
8 years ago
Haha jesus, you aren't getting much right tonight are you? first calling me fat, and then kirk broke?
8 years ago
Yeah-you're ass is broke. Douchewad.
8 years ago
your*
8 years ago
Thanks camy. You're a pal.
8 years ago
Stfu
8 years ago
^trouble in paradise
8 years ago
For Joe trouble in paradise is no hairy balls slapping against his chin
8 years ago
Pwned again
8 years ago
And look I, like most people, managed to use a reply button.
8 years ago
Double whammy
8 years ago
Did someone say 'cheeseburgers'?
And fuck you Cummy - don't mention my famous name...you lil name-dropping stick of orange Bournemouth rock.
8 years ago
Hey Cruel you wanna go for burgers
8 years ago
Stop it fries, you're getting me hard.
8 years ago
i'll pay too
8 years ago
For the burgers too?
8 years ago
I notice Camy and cheeky come to each other's rescue. Do you two blow each other? I mean know each other? Wait...wait...I was right the first time
8 years ago
Reply fail ... AGAIN
8 years ago
^Life fail...always
8 years ago
I will also point out this is yet another guy you don't deny wanting to give oral favors to ya sicko
8 years ago
I'm sorry Girwhunu, that joke faded away hours ago
8 years ago
Nope it's back and funnier this time than the first time
8 years ago
*shakes head*
8 years ago
Sorry Sport...
8 years ago
Sporty seems to disagree
8 years ago
You lost again fucko
8 years ago
Kinda like every girl you ever dated?
8 years ago
That didn't really make sense
8 years ago
Opps sorry...kinda like every guy you dated. There. Now that makes sense
8 years ago
So "every guy I've dated has lost, fucko?" yes, that makes soooo much sense
8 years ago
Damn you're stupid
8 years ago
I'm sorry your joke didn't work out in your favour
8 years ago
Maybe next time, buttface?
8 years ago
Nah, just take a long break actually, it's over
8 years ago
Ok-you're waving the white flag. You may leave.
8 years ago
Says the guy that ran away for an hour, twice
8 years ago
Camycazi 1 hour ago says:Aww shit what'd I miss?

And I took off? HAHAHA you're a douchebag
8 years ago
Ok that was a fail...but still true
8 years ago
Fucking shit, just reply, it's not hard
8 years ago
C'mon, I'm making dinner and pwning you at the same time
8 years ago
Microwaved burgers doesn't count as cooking, Whunu
8 years ago
Me shitting in your mouth doesn't constitute dinner either. See? No gay, no Mum
8 years ago
That was kinda gay, Eminem
8 years ago
whuminem
8 years ago
whunucazi
8 years ago
Whunilla Ice
8 years ago
whucam
8 years ago
Fail
8 years ago
i just raised the intellectual level in this conversation
8 years ago
What does that tell ya bling?
8 years ago
That you're a godforsaken half-wit
8 years ago
Camy-you spelled I'm wrong
8 years ago
need a help baby??
6 years ago
recover password
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