Hmmm. I don't see where I stated large penises as a preference...I merely stated the clear fact that Jap guys have small cocks. Now, Mr Noob, if you fantasise/fantasize about fucking large dicks...that's your bag nubby, not mine. Mmmkay? Go sit back in the corner now.
Yes, I am very weird. You'd know that if you weren't such a noob. You'd also see the irony in me making a deliberately-inflammatory/self-attacking statement about small Jap cocks, stating that I await the jokes...and then you (a witless nubhead) and fries (a harmless retard) both comment on it.
I could thread Cheerios and hang them from my window for you to try to catch with your mouth too if you'd like...puppet boy.
There are some good british words. Some I really hate though, like 'lift, torch, bonnet, biscuit, courgette, aubergine, windcheater, fanny,' and a few others I can't recall right now.
Well...here comes the ole 'we invented the language' argument. It's ENGLISH (by way of a bunch of High Germanic). It's North American variations that caused all this.
Incidentally, pants are not the same thing as panties. Pants really only applies to males. Women generally wear 'knickers'.
And dude, wtf is 'windcheater'. Lmao.
I saw windcheater in this old textbook book I have. We call them windbreakers in America and one of my English friends finds that hilarious as it reminds him of farting, 'breaking wind',
Also, you cunts didn't "invent" English. It has been rolling along for a long time from previous languages off the tongues of motherfuckers, most of whom, were to stupid to invent anything.
Hank? Are you 'too' stupid to use 'too' now as well?
I already said above we didn't strictly 'invent' English. But, ummm, clue's in the question. Our version came first...and Americans merely bastardised/bastardized it.
The End.
Boot makes more sense to me, you can put stuff inside a boot (as in footwear) there is space inside it, but a "trunk"? a trunk sucks and spits out water .. and its on a bloody elephant ...
Yes, torches 'were' burning sticks. Then when techniology progressed, it was presumed reasonable to call the new thing, which did the same job, the same name.
Hmmm the clue you give is also in the answer too, Cruel. Are we not allowed to have our version of English as well? We didn't invent it, our version merely came later. The End.
Keerist, Cruel's gonna split his pubic hairs over a missing o. O my fucking god. Fuck of, k?
Your statement is also pretty lame. If Americans bastardized your language (for that to even be remotely true you would have to be from the generations around when right thinking people were leaving your sodding island) then you bastardized it from previous generations, etc. and every language is just bastardized bullshit. Of course, this is an inaccurate and myopic way to look at language development.
Yes, Blingbling, you are very right. Language is a fluid value equal process. People that place value judgements on different dialects and such don't really understand language for what it is.
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expect her to give you a call sometime fabio
*waits for jokes*
I could thread Cheerios and hang them from my window for you to try to catch with your mouth too if you'd like...puppet boy.
Incidentally, pants are not the same thing as panties. Pants really only applies to males. Women generally wear 'knickers'.
And dude, wtf is 'windcheater'. Lmao.
Zucchini is a ...courgette. Gay French word, fuck off.
I already said above we didn't strictly 'invent' English. But, ummm, clue's in the question. Our version came first...and Americans merely bastardised/bastardized it.
The End.
What do you say instead of trunk, boot?
Your statement is also pretty lame. If Americans bastardized your language (for that to even be remotely true you would have to be from the generations around when right thinking people were leaving your sodding island) then you bastardized it from previous generations, etc. and every language is just bastardized bullshit. Of course, this is an inaccurate and myopic way to look at language development.
you didnt invent it you cant change it
you have to live with it and its development
According to Cruel's stupid theory, they are both "bastardized" versions.