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Superstition

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by OG8440

submitted December 22nd 2009

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Superstition
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whoa whoa whoa, the toothfairy totally left money under my pillow when i was a kid
3 years ago
Yeah, same here. A 50 cent piece, if I remember correctly.
3 years ago
That was payment for services rendered.
3 years ago
Fucking fairies.
3 years ago
The tooth fairy took my tooth then touched me while I slept.
3 years ago
He took your cherry, too.
3 years ago
that was just his dad
3 years ago
thats right bible boys
3 years ago
i gotta admit, and i know i'm in the minority, but when someone tells me they're religious i think they're really fucking stupid
3 years ago
Thats why I simply tell people I'm Jesus
3 years ago
Why you make sweeping generalizations like that, I think you're an asshole.

And really fucking stupid.
3 years ago
I don't think you are in the minority, Tokes. Most people are just too chicken to say it.

Don't cry on your bible, Smerf, you fucking religious moron.
3 years ago
It's hard to take anyone serious after they've admitted they're religious.

It's a fucking book people, one that's been revised god knows how many times. Pun intended.

Cat In The Hatology FTW you religious faggots. Dr. Seuss is your savior.
3 years ago
I'm partial to Pastafarianism.
3 years ago
really? i didnt think you're a FSM guy, hank.
3 years ago
Why not?
3 years ago
seemed to me that would be to much of an internet/geek thing to be appealing to you, old man...
3 years ago
Doesn't really have anything to do with the internet as far as I know.

It started up in a court case opposing the teaching of creationism in American schools, which I, of course, oppose 100%.
3 years ago
hmm, wasnt aware of the origins, always thought it was mainly a meme thing.
3 years ago
"a meme thing".

Wtf is that supposed to mean anyways?

A meme is just a unit of cultural information. It's not internet specific.
3 years ago
i'm well aware of that, thank you.

but most people use the term for a concept which should correctly be labeled "internet meme". wiki makes that distinction, but i, like most people am a lazy fuck. when not talking to communications or media sciences experts, most people will associate the term 'meme' with stuff like rickrolling and lolcats.
3 years ago
lol @ bigevan

Religious people are at least too suggestible for my liking, if not stupid.

If people believe anything without evidence then, in my opinion, they aren't fit to hold positions of power which allows them to make big decisions.
3 years ago
Most people on the internet spell lose as loose. So what?

Most people are stupid and say stupid shit.
3 years ago
i was talking bout lazy, not stupid, hank.
and the bastardization and semantic butchering of scientific terms is a very common thing and nothing to get upset about.
3 years ago
Did I say somewhere that you were "talking bout" something? I'M saying that level of internet culture is stupid (in addition to lazy and ignorant, LULZ!)

You feel free to get upset about what you will and I'll do the same.
3 years ago
Drop it Steven, he doesn't seem to be in a good mood.

Religious people do this to him.
3 years ago
and now we've come full circle.

i know how you feel bout "internet culture" (oxymoron, right? ), which is why i was surprised that you like pastafarianism....
3 years ago
Omfg.
3 years ago
I was touched by his noodly appendage.
3 years ago
I genuinely just lol'd?

Are you actually trying to wind him up now, Steven?
3 years ago
hah, you're only in it for the pastaover presents. i know your kind,

YOU'RE A PHONY!
3 years ago
Pasta, forgive them, for they know not what they do.

Ramen
3 years ago
ahaha, look at these self-opinionated dipshits acting all critical, insisting on scientific evidence and at the same time talking about 'memes'. Man, you dumbshits are seriously retarded.
3 years ago
where's the correlation, dillweed?
3 years ago
Steven, tip for you: go do some research on the church of the FSM. Read up on it's origins, and on why it came to be. Then come back here.
3 years ago
I wasn't acting critical. I am critical of religion and other superstitions, severely critical.

Please tell me what memes have to do with anything. (Hint: Look it up first, so that you know what you are talking about.)
3 years ago
i did, that doesn't change the fact that it's mostly a web thing and that most non-web-dwelling people are fairly oblivious towards it. theres no churches, no official FSM cleric, its mostly websites, no? and i'm fairly certain that in preinternet days a stunt like the FSM could never have attracted so many people or garner such an attention cuz the outlet just wasnt there...
3 years ago
What are you on about, HappyNub?
3 years ago
morning hank
3 years ago
What's up, Dik? How you been?
3 years ago
Did you notice how I said "Ramen" instead of "Amen"? Pretty funny, eh?
3 years ago
Thanks for the facebook invite btw, but I don't have an account.
3 years ago
I like the ramen bit, it made me spit my coffee. Ok I'm off to church now, I'll say a prayer for you godless cock suckers.
3 years ago
you spit all over anyway you goddamned animal
3 years ago
my favorite is the noodly appendage part, good readin here
3 years ago
Carbo diem.
3 years ago
Believe a dead man talks too you makes one man crazy, but if a few million believe it they call it religion.
3 years ago
a multitude of people believe that our burning of fossil fuels is heating up the planet..most dont have any sort of proof,they believe what rhatadana dingadoofus says or al hore,therefore they are putting faith in what those wise men are saying..bet you even fuckin believe it you chimp
3 years ago
well burning of fossil fuels isnt helping, just look at the air over beijing or la. is it causing irreversible climate changes that would render earth uninhabitable? no, the earth will kill us long before we get close to killing it
3 years ago
Tis true, Kojach. Haiti being a good example of what you were stating...Billy'sgaythere just likes to fancy himself a Hannity or Limbaugh or Teabag party advocate by trying to incite a political debate.
3 years ago
Bill, I need proof to believe anything.
3 years ago
Well, BIllY does like being teabagged
3 years ago
You guys are all just really seriously shitfaced, aren't you?
3 years ago
Sole difference between Cults & Religions:

Membership numbers.
3 years ago
I could go for some good sects.
3 years ago
No shaved cults, though.
3 years ago
Bunch of fucking cults
3 years ago
I don't watch TV much but hasn't the whole global warming thing been pretty much discredited even in the mainstream?

The real problem with burning fossil fuels is that once they start to decline our lifestyle is pretty much fucked and there's gonna be a lot of people in poor shithole countries starving to death.
3 years ago
Well the first part is a problem anyway.
3 years ago
Do you think the globe isn't warming (LOL!) or simply that human activity isn't responsible for it?
3 years ago
the latter
3 years ago
I'm not so sure. He is one contrary, wannabe iconoclast fuck.
3 years ago
but im thinking its the latter anyways.
3 years ago
@Wanko there are already "a lot of people in poor shithole countries starving to death" you imbecile.

"Discredited in the mainstream" ahaha, right, cause the mainstream is the ultimate arbiter in scientific dispute.

What does it fucking matter anyway whether global warming is man-made or not, where is the benefit of pollution or inefficiency?
3 years ago
wake the fuck up college turd.
Gayback,our way of life is whats threatened when idiotic lawmakers wanna make your average citizen a criminal because his/her tires on their cars are underinflated..punishable by a $1000 fine at some point(proposed by the california air resources board)..all in the name of SAVING THE FUCKING PLANET!!!!!!Yeah cause low tire pressure means lower fuel economy which means more CO2 which is killing the planet.
You see how this bullshit gets constructed smart guy?Scientists are all in agreement that the planet is 1/2 * C warmer and that we need to reverse what we do.Oh yeah..now they say we MIGHT be in a 30 year cooling trend..and the numbers from the lead douchenuckle on the UN's climate panel got his fuckin numbers all wrong...OH FUCKIN NOTHING,lets turn things back to the stone age cause scientist KNOW whats what...fuck you
3 years ago
And to you Blowjacks..the air over california is nothing compared to what it was in the 70's..but back then we didnt have the highest recorded temps...so when the particulates were cleaned up,the global temps went up?They also say that chinas fuckin pollution actually blows to the pacific coast and causes problems here.
I dont listen to hannity EVER..rush rarely..i listen to local people and The Regular Guys out of atlanta.
3 years ago
guyfuck my point was that it was discredited long ago but I though by now it had made it to the mainstream, which formerly treated global warming as it's fucking baby. I'm pretty sure the leaked emails made it mainstream and I thought I heard about a few of the big proponents admitting they were wrong just recently.

As for why we should be inefficient? Well, who the fuck knows. We're human and we like to enjoy life. When it comes to pollution, the only tradeoff is lifestyle. There is no green energy (as of yet). Building solar panels, wind turbines, etc, and running and maintaining them is a very very non-fucking-green process. Solar panels are not built from fairy dust we find in the forest by magical elves. Many 'green' technologies are dirty as hell... you know what's in the batteries of your hybrid? You know what's in your CFL and LED lights? It's all good for us because the metals are not mined in our backyard, the things are not made in our backyard, and when they break they're not disposed of in our backyard, but the truth is that green shit can be pretty fucking nasty and it's made somewhere and it ends up somewhere. Recycling is fucking nasty too... unless it's just glass or metal, the recycling process isn't all that fucking green. The point is that this is no winning. The more people on the earth, the dirtier it will get.

Hank I think human activity isn't causing global temperature changes. As for the globe warming - you need to define the scale. 10 months, 2 years, 20 years, 100 years, 400 or 1000 years? Longer? We're cooler than we were a thousand years ago and warmer than 400. Also, I noticed the temperature went up on my part of the globe from 8 am today until 4 pm then it started cooling again. I think that may be because I drove my car for 20 minutes in the morning but I'm not sure.
3 years ago
i think you should all calm down and not worry about it. if its cold wear a sweater, if its not wear shorts. its not fucking rocket science

the climate does not matter, the earth will adapt. the important thing is that we stop giving money to muslims who in turn commit acts of terror, and by that dumbshits i mean invest in alternative energy sources and stop using oil
3 years ago
Global warming is worrisome to me because I hate seeing those fags that wear sandals.
3 years ago
We use like a gallon of fossil fuel to make a gallon of ethanol... and then we burn the ethanol. Right now the petro deal we have with the muslims is pretty sweet.. we buy oil from them and in return they purchase our bonds so we can 'afford' to invade other countries and keep the welfare system afloat. It keeps the game going a little longer.
3 years ago
dont make me go into how money is as made up as the concept of time again
3 years ago
oil is one of,if not THE most widely used energy sources in the universe..you act like we can just switch it off..polyana
3 years ago
i fucking knew bill mays was a fucking alien

how the fuck do you know what people are using in andromeda?
3 years ago
China on Thursday predicted a domestic shortage of some minerals needed to produce green and high-technology products, exacerbating concerns that Beijing may tighten its stranglehold on global supply of so-called rare earth elements.

China, which supplies about 95 per cent of the global rare earths market, is considering plans to clamp down further on export quotas for the valuable minerals used to produce everything from hybrid cars to iPod music players.

Export quotas for rare earths have been cut for the past three years, but Beijing is now considering a plan for much sharper curbs which could leave multinational companies scrambling for other sources to supply their own growing needs.

Wang Caifeng, an official of China’s Ministry of Industry and Information Technology, told a conference in Beijing that domestic demand for dysprosium and terbium may outstrip supply, but she denied reports that China is considering a ban on some rare earth exports.
3 years ago
Wind turbines, energy-efficient light bulbs, and hybrid cars and three of the most iconic products in the lineup of green technologies that can help us build a cleaner world. But in an ironic twist, these technologies all rely on elements called rare earths, which are primarily extracted from environmentally destructive mines in China.

The environmental damage can be seen in the red-brown scars of barren clay that run down narrow valleys and the dead lands below, where emerald rice fields once grew. Miners scrape off the topsoil and shovel golden-flecked clay into dirt pits, using acids to extract the rare earths. The acids ultimately wash into streams and rivers, destroying rice paddies and fish farms and tainting water supplies [The New York Times].

Despite the name, many of the 17 rare earth elements are not actually that scarce, but two heavy rare earths that are vitally important to many green technologies, dysprosium and terbium, do live up to their name. More than 99 percent of the world’s supply of these two elements is currently mined in China. Companies want to expand production outside China, but most rare-earth deposits, unlike those in southern China, are accompanied by radioactive uranium and thorium that complicate mining [The New York Times].

Putting small amounts of dysprosium in the magnets used in electric motors can make the magnets 90 percent lighter; that’s a boon for both hybrid electric cars and large wind turbines, where heavy turbines are placed at the tops of tall towers. Meanwhile, terbium is used in lighting systems that are dramatically more energy-efficient than traditional incandescent lighting. But as prices of these elements have soared in recent years, and as concerns about China’s mines are increasing, companies are beginning to investigate other ways to build the technologies of the future.
3 years ago
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/9ecf0c7e-9898-11de-aa1b-00144feabdc0.html?nclick_check=1

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/80beats/2009/12/28/isnt-it-ironic-green-tech-relies-on-dirty-mining-in-china/
3 years ago
Yep, that pretty much sums up everything Wanko was saying.

Considers yourselves educated.
3 years ago
5. Aladdin Says:
December 29th, 2009 at 11:10 am

The pollution problem is due to TOO MANY HUMANS on this planet. Caused by people who disallow birth control (usually due to religious views developed back when mother/infant mortality was high and religious leaders wanted many babies to spread their religions). Look at countries where Islam and Catholicism are predominate. POLLUTION is caused by people who want (don’t really need) a lot of STUFF, and convenience. In the ’50s each American upper middle class home had a phone and a TV and a vehicle; Now every family member (even on welfare) have those….as do Europeans, many Asians.
So pollution is caused by too many people who are ‘gimme, gimme, gimme’ minded. My family has a vehicle for each adult driver too,plus a spare, so we participate in this.
Extremely poor cultures (developing and underdeveloped) countries, and immigrants from those places, and numerous (not all) people of the above religions, see children as old age social security, and those countries’ attitudes won’t change anytime soon. So, allow people who want it, to have access to birth control. It is a LOT cheaper than paying birth to grave medical and school costs and these people’s consumer needs that drain the Earth’s limited resources.
The other reason for too many people (besides restrictive attitudes about access to birth control and abortion) is not allowing women to be educated. In a number of conservative Christian sects, Islamic Sects, and simply poverty in poor countries, keep women out of schools. It has been shown statistically, that when women have access to education and contraception, the birth rate of that county / region decreases.

This represents a lot of peoples mindsets.Another fuck on there said "look at all the junk in earth orbit"...you cant make this shit up.
3 years ago
people in andromeda?like what kind of people?
3 years ago
The people who brought us to earth!
3 years ago
Hey Orangepoon,why dont you live life a little,gain some experience in the world..work a job,make some fuckin money.You have no life experience and you read and think you have the answers..its the same trap many people like you fall into.
ALways at the ready with a quick,regurgitated news clip
3 years ago
Claims are worthless without confirmation...

I just did a search with the key terms that I key were important. For green technology we need to deal with China who are the source of the materials we need & as Wanko also said, the production is far from 'green'.

I provide people with simple, straightforward information & you have a problem with that? I think that says more about you, that you prefer conjecture over facts/evidence.

I'd put my knowledge up against yours any day. I may be 24 but your years don't automatically mean you know more than I do, certainly not modern information.


3 years ago
*terms that I kenw were important.
3 years ago
Fuck it, I'm just going to say it:

BILLY, I'm smarter than you are.

Deal with it.
3 years ago
And boom goes the dynamite.
3 years ago
after reading the above news articles i think its about time we started using magic

seriously though, i think youd all be much more relaxed if you knew how to live in the wilderness with nothing, like a caveman. then you wont give a fuck if you actually have to do it
3 years ago
Aight Plantshit.
3 years ago
What was the point of SillyGay's cuntpaste there? Does he NOT agree with what that person said?
3 years ago
Global warming is the increase in the average temperature of Earth's near-surface air and oceans since the mid-20th century and its projected continuation. Global surface temperature increased 0.74 ± 0.18 °C (1.33 ± 0.32 °F) between the start and the end of the 20th century.[2][A] The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) concludes that most of the observed temperature increase since the middle of the 20th century was caused by increasing concentrations of greenhouse gases resulting from human activity such as fossil fuel burning and deforestation.[2

Climate model projections summarized in the latest IPCC report indicate that the global surface temperature is likely to rise a further 1.1 to 6.4 °C (2.0 to 11.5 °F) during the 21st century.[2] The uncertainty in this estimate arises from the use of models with differing sensitivity to greenhouse gas concentrations and the use of differing estimates of future greenhouse gas emissions. Most studies focus on the period up to the year 2100. However, warming is expected to continue beyond 2100 even if emissions stop, because of the large heat capacity of the oceans and the long lifetime of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.[6][7]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming
3 years ago
Kojach there is no easy answer. Unless we find another oil, things will need to change. People think about our energy needs and they look at the average 600 watts at any moment each household is using to keep the lights on and the fridge running... they forget about the gas being burned to heat it. They forget about the cars and trucks on the road and the planes in the sky. You can't compare 600 watts for a house to a car going up a hill with engine putting out 200,000 watts. You can't compare it to a boeing 747 using about 50 fucking MILLION watts just to cruise over your 600 watt house. That's why when they say "this new green program will provide power to 10,000 homes" it's meaningless... it's buttfuck nothing in the world of human energy usage. You gonna stick a 100 megawatt solar panel on an airplane so it can take off without burning fossil fuels? I look forward to seeing that, as the panel will need to be about a thousand fucking acres in area.

3 years ago
No shit, the panel on climate change concluded that there is climate change. I'm fucking shocked all to hell. What's next, the pope concluding that Catholicism is the one true faith?
3 years ago
there are easy answers, like hooking up all our prisoners to power generating bicycles, or sleeping in matrix goo for power, or, like i suggested, magic
3 years ago
Nope to the prisoner/goo. Current agricultural techniques mean we used 7-9 calories of fossil fuel energy to grow/raise 1 calorie of food. That's why I was saying before that a shitload of fuckers will starve if oil production begins to decline.

I would go with magic.
3 years ago
Funny you mentioned the bike thing Kojach.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/WorldNews/detroit-opens-green-gym-homeless/story?id=9621526

3 years ago
So Orangepoop..what ways are you smarter than me?
Oh you went to college?
You can read?
You make claims that america didnt do shit in WW2 until just the very end huh?
3 years ago
the bike generator idea is old a shit, but it hasnt been implemented everywhere like it should

california would never run out of power if we had all our prisoners doing it, fuck if they set up plants id ride a bike for $15/hr
3 years ago
it would create shit tons of jobs too, goddamn why the fuck arent we doing this
3 years ago
They probably cost more in initial purchase and upkeep than the value of the energy produced. Another hippy idea that sounds good in theory, but ends up pissing away taxpayers money. You'd have to know specifics to figure the numbers, but that's probably the case. You'd be better of putting the cons back on work crews, but that would violate their civil rights... or something.
3 years ago
Billqayqueer....the doctors have consulted and have come to the conclusion that you're a retard.
3 years ago
The moon is our next source of energy!

No seriously, helium 3 FTW!
3 years ago
theres still chaingangs in some states, there was a show about the last female chaingang on some shitty chick network.

it doesnt even have to be bike really you could put them on one of those wheels from the olden times where the people push them around to mill wheat but you could rig it to generate power, we should be trying to figure out a way to get something back from our criminals, damnit!

i still like the matrix goo idea though
3 years ago
I suppose it would be a net gain if we didn't feed the prisoners any more than we would otherwise. But the real gain would come from just shooting the fuckers.
3 years ago
What's the ones in the upper left and right? Is the one in the upper right the Zodiac?
3 years ago
it's Doctormanhattanism and Wheeloffortuneism
3 years ago
why aren't ants allowed to go to church?
3 years ago
they're insects.
3 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha
3 years ago
i think it works even better in geman.

"sind insekten", hammer!
3 years ago
ahaha kennst den schon, was ist grün und kommt den baum nicht hoch ?














ne tischtennisplatte
3 years ago
Don't get it.
3 years ago
seriously oj? the first one? or the german one? i'll explain em both if you want!
3 years ago
insects = in sects
3 years ago
honestly, I didnt notice that.
3 years ago
then why did you laugh?
3 years ago
ich dachte es wär so ein tischtennisplatten witz
3 years ago
Oh I get it now, thanks Hank.

I now feel stupid.
3 years ago
*Jumps a few threads up*

I'm good again.
3 years ago
was ist grün und riecht nach schwein?

kermits finger.
3 years ago
wow!

what a massive fail!

now look what you made me do, phers!
3 years ago
embarrassing
3 years ago
iknowrite?

hey, your lil jew friend is in chat...
3 years ago
hahahah yeah,
JEW-FRIEND
sure
you almost made the universe implode with that statement
3 years ago
if only...
3 years ago
and now they re both back, missed them by minutes.
3 years ago
I'm too sober to virtually rape them to death this time.
3 years ago
Hmmm... rape. Well, I do like surprises. And I guess that counts.
3 years ago
I wanna be tied up!
3 years ago
Seconded.
3 years ago
wow youre totally ruining it for me with your optimism
3 years ago
Can I have a spanking ,sir?
3 years ago
Yes. Now, with you miserable, I can fully enjoy my raping.
3 years ago
Why don't you whores go spam up a different thread? This one is reserved for the mocking and bashing of religion.
3 years ago
Hey Hank! Fuck a dick man.
3 years ago
I'll spank you Bitty.
3 years ago
Haha, keep talking like that and I'll wash your mouth out with my sperm.
3 years ago
You wish, Hanky. I don't think your wife would appreciate such talk.
3 years ago
stop making them even hornier
3 years ago
It's a permanent state for most Mucho-users, is it not?


3 years ago
My name is TwoBit, and I'm a nymphomaniac. :/
3 years ago
fact
3 years ago
You two undersexed hos can be the first two disciples of Chinaskiology.

You will recieve a jizm baptism.
3 years ago
jesus christ....
3 years ago
Sweet. Haven't had one of those since '05.
3 years ago
Bukkake time!
3 years ago
Then you will toss the holy salad.
3 years ago
That 50 grand spent on culinary school won't be wasted :)
3 years ago
That's the attitude.
3 years ago
Now get back in the kitchen.
3 years ago
Oui, chef.
3 years ago
Fuck that. Hank, get your own Jew and tell her what to do. Back off, this one is mine. >:/
3 years ago
Damn it. I keep forgetting I'm not human, and therefore not subject to free will.

Sorry, Bit.
3 years ago
yeah you better remember that goddamn jew
3 years ago
Don't worry. I keep her leash tight.
3 years ago
how if youre both tied up shibari style
3 years ago
I'll have you both.
3 years ago
...I think I just came.
3 years ago
hank just came too
3 years ago
I often have that effect on bimbos.
3 years ago
You've served your purpose, Hank. Why are you still here?
3 years ago
You serve me. Not the other way around.
3 years ago
Get fucking used to it. The time's they are a' changing.
3 years ago
Lay lady lay.
3 years ago
THAT took you 30 minutes??
3 years ago
Lay across my big downs head.
3 years ago
Lay across my BIG BRASS BED.

At least check your lyrics. Google makes everything so easy nowadays.
3 years ago
Haha, you're not very bright are you?
3 years ago
No. Not really.
3 years ago
She doesn't need to be with what I need her for.
3 years ago
I'll forgive you. Just send some nakkie pics to hankchinaskilovemonkey69@hotmail.com
3 years ago
You're not special. You'll have to wait for those, like the rest of Mucho.
3 years ago
You too, TwoTits. Get the nakkie pics flowing to my email and if you two sluts aren't too ugly, I'll let you be the first two disciples of Chinaskiology.
3 years ago
Oh, I'm ugly all right.
3 years ago
I AM THE MOST SPECIAL PERSON EVER!!!!

Sending me pics will prove that and validate my god-like status.
3 years ago
Gods don't need validation. FAIL.
3 years ago
I did say "god-like", didn't I?

You fail, you failing failure.
3 years ago
Don't worry, Jewess, all whores are beautiful in the eyes of The Hank.
3 years ago
Once you are baptised in my holy spunk you will take on a certain angelic sheen.
3 years ago
fail but nice try
3 years ago
Or a plethora of STDs. :/
3 years ago
I'm tired of hearing about your ejaculate.
3 years ago
Phelsu, fuck off.

TwoTits, or a plethora of happiness.

Jewess, it's the immaculate ejaculate. Once I shoot some in your ear, you will hear only the voice of The Hank.
3 years ago
Should that happen, I will eat my gun.
3 years ago
I second that notion.
3 years ago
Haha, I love it when whores play hard to get.

We both know that you two are dying for your turn to get backscuttled by the Chinasty.
3 years ago
I'm not a whore. Whores fuck everybody. I'm a bitch; I fuck everybody BUT YOU, Hank.
3 years ago
Haha, is that joke still going around? First time I heard that joke must be like 20 years ago. When your mother fucked everybody INCLUDING me.
3 years ago
It worked in the context.

...Makes sense. Mom is a whore.
3 years ago
Oh great, two spammy attention whores.
3 years ago
15 dollars went a long way in Olongapo back then.
3 years ago
Probably still does.
3 years ago
^ this thread is all the birds fault
3 years ago
as usual...
3 years ago
I'm going to be a pope when I'm all grown up
3 years ago
As of 10:35 am January 24, 2010, there is 135 completly retarded comments about something that no one can change. Not his, not hers, not yours, not mine!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
3 years ago
What can't be changed, superstition? Sorry, but you are 100% wrong. Education does reduce the amount of superstitions believe in.
3 years ago
^people
3 years ago
Religion my friend. Anytime there's a picture of any form of religion, you can count on over 100 retarded comments from the peanut gallory. Except from me. I do not voice my opinions on this or polotics, which has the same effect. The only thing I say is that it's a book that if everyone followed, people would just get along better. Nothing to do with heaven or hell.
3 years ago
politics
3 years ago
And I'm refering to the 10 comandments more or less.
3 years ago
Sure, if people all had lobotimies we'd be so peaceful.
3 years ago
If people all believed the same myth they'd stop killing people that believed different myths.

Hahaha!!!
3 years ago
Education just changes which superstitions people believe in.
3 years ago
Bullshit.
3 years ago
Doctors used to wear these big cones that looked like bird's beaks on their faces when dealing with infectious people. They believed the garlic they had in them would protect them from being infected. That was the result of education.
3 years ago
Then later, education involved pointing out how stupid that superstition was now that we understand bacteria and viruses and shit.
3 years ago
And now we understand garlic is a pretty good antiviral.
3 years ago
i thought the beak things were filled with flower petals and were thought to prevent doctors catching the plague
3 years ago
The western world was retarded when it came to early medicine. The Islamic world understood far more
3 years ago
fuck the muslims and thier learned ways
3 years ago
i rather be christian and ignorant any day...
3 years ago
I read in a book when I was young that it was flower petals and herbs including nutmeg and garlic and it started with the plauge. I believe both are known to be antibacterial now. Plus the garlic may have helped keep fleas from getting into their crazy outfits.
3 years ago
tools. why even bother? anyone who's philosophy is "if you dont believe what i believe, your obviously stupid" is fuckin retarded and doesnt deserve a response...
this is why i stay out of it.
same stupid cast
same stupid script
different show
and if anyone doesnt like what i said, its because im talking about them


end.
3 years ago
*you're
3 years ago
i actually really appreciate this thread...its the Unstoppable Force vs the Immovable Object yet again...

it's classic...

mucho FTW yet again!
3 years ago
its pretty much pointless if you ask me...
believe what you want to believe and respect others for theirs
lmao, i wont change my mind because someone from mucho, of all places, says so.
3 years ago
Wanko: garlic, nutmeg, flower petals... All smelly stuff. Basically, they were trying to keep the smell of the dead and the dying out of their nostrils.
3 years ago
My point was just that the beaks were taught to doctors (replacing whatever superstitious method they had before to avoid infection) as a way to avoid the bad air and after that they switched between superstition and not as time went on. Really, they were a pretty damn good way of avoiding infection given the circumstances.

Education is just teaching people the latest accepted superstitions. In the centuries leading up until now it's not like they taught people superstitions knowing that one day they'd be called myths and superstitions instead of facts and theories.
3 years ago
Wow, that is fucking ridiculous. I highly doubt you even believe that nonsense. I know you like to argue for argument's sake, but that was really weak.
3 years ago
If you took physics or chemistry 50 years ago a good chunk of that shit they taught then is considered bullshit now. I'd hate to think how many medical 'facts' have been tossed out as pure myth since then. But I'm sure today, after thousands of years, we finally have it right.
3 years ago
Right, as in we know everything? Of course not. That's a ridiculous and pointless thing to say. Also, it has nothing to do with your initial statement about education being essentially useless. Education is what makes human society what it is. We basically lack any animal instinct. Everything is taught to us. You were taught how to be a person.

As far as your new direction to slag off scientific knowledge, our body of scientific knowledge is not only growing constantly, but is also growing more accurate. We don't have all the answers, but we know more than we used to.
3 years ago
I hear there's actually something to the chakra (however you spell it) stuff.
3 years ago
wasnt chakra that frisbee thingie that xena the warrior princess always threw around?
3 years ago
I thought she was a singer?
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
I know why you posted this OG8440. I used to do the same thing.
3 years ago
Used to?
3 years ago
Well, not as much as I used too.
3 years ago
there really was a person called Jesus tho
3 years ago
Yeah he fucked your mom.
3 years ago
does that make me gods grandson ?
3 years ago
Just retarded.
3 years ago
Maybe there was a person called Jesus.
3 years ago
Wasn't he a Puerto Rican boxer?
3 years ago
ist es hoffnungslos
sinnlos
hilflos
sie sind gott...

Los!
3 years ago
translation: good night!
3 years ago
not needed...
3 years ago
what? i listened to that song on the way home last night and that part made me think of this post (was monitoring the comments from my phone while 'in the field')
3 years ago
and the vikings fall, yet again...

really good game though..fun to watch!
3 years ago
WHO DAT NATION!!!!!!
EAT IT FAVRE!!!!
3 years ago
i thank jeebus for the vikings loss...
...i'm almost 47
...i'm a fat old white guy...my blood pressure counts and my cholesterol counts add up to "Heart Attack Waiting To Happen"

dont think i couldve survived "vikes in tha super bowl"

*hiccups, and pokes holes in fugs condoms*
3 years ago
The Vikes were the only ones who had a chance to beat the Colts train.
3 years ago
*aqreed*
3 years ago
I wouldn't mind the Vikings if they didn't have Favre
3 years ago
dont hate kirk... saints are gonna murder the colts, its our year
WHO DAT!!!!
3 years ago
Is this that little known game called Throwball?
3 years ago
move along cheeky, would want another teenigger getting offended because our football isn't gay

i have to agree with tyrone, i'm not sure anything can beat the saints right now, the vikes should have had that game but didn't, the colts can easily make the same mistake as high in their horse as they are. one thing is for sure, its going to be one hell of an epic game
3 years ago
*catches fish
3 years ago
*decides it's ugly and throws it back
3 years ago
recover password
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