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merry xmas

from eve laurence

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by BigDumbHippy

submitted December 22nd 2009

158 comments
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merry xmas
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comments (158)
One of my top 10
8 years ago
And a happy New Year.
8 years ago
she's no eva angelina, but not horrible nonetheless.
8 years ago
is she someone i should know? pretty cute nonetheless
8 years ago
shes a porn star, has nice curves. knock yourself out:
http://www.muchosucko.com/tag/eve-lawrence/1
8 years ago
can't stop looking at this girl and now i know why: back in college i "dated" a girl that kinda looks like this girl...she gave me 2 things i'll never forget: a puppy (had her for 15 years) and the clap
8 years ago
And you can't get rid of that, can you?
8 years ago
Gonorrhea (aka "the clap") is entirely curable.
8 years ago
I always thought chlamydia was "the clap." Learn something new each day.
8 years ago
No, the clap is when you lay down for the night in bed and you clap your hands together twice, and the lights go out.
8 years ago
thats "the clapper"
8 years ago
Vacation has been very good to you, hasn't it?
8 years ago
No, the clapper is what Hank takes a shit on.
8 years ago
The top of Gilaldi's head?
8 years ago
Seems several people beat you to that Hank. Garibaldi's head looks like every pub toilet did in the UK at around 11.45PM last night.
8 years ago
I like her.
8 years ago
*cock
8 years ago
youre trying too hard
8 years ago
He's an unfunny faggot.
8 years ago
Go fuck yerself WankChinaski
8 years ago
Truth hurts, Retardi.
8 years ago
Fuck you BlowGirdle!


Happy New Year Hank dude. Japan's an awesome place, you lucky cunt.
8 years ago
Happy New Year, Cruel.
8 years ago
虎に噛まれて、痛いが~。。。

^Japanese pun.
8 years ago
^_^ desu!

i still dont speak and i've been here for 3 years! ha!
8 years ago
Why not?
8 years ago
I only know Hiragana and Katakana...no Kanji. :(


All the best Wanky!
8 years ago
I know a really excellent site for studying kanji if you're interested.
8 years ago
I'm interested, but my Japanese is so vague now...studied it for a year at university, as one of my final year options. I was very good too (of course).
8 years ago
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~ik2r-myr/kanji/kanji1a.htm

Awesome site. They have the kanji broken into groups of 60 with 4 quizzes for each group (On reading, Kun reading, and 2 meaning quizzes.)
8 years ago
Wow that's interesting Henry. Why don't you thumb Cruel's taint while he jerks off.
8 years ago
Stfu u piece of camel shit.
8 years ago
Eat my ass Cruel. You are one of the most boring, stupid and uncreative people I've ever encountered. Keep sucking Hank's dick. We're all proud of you.
8 years ago
Did you forget you're a noob, and a fucking dipshit pedo? Seriously MoGirdle, stfu. You're ridiculous attempts to 'make a name' here are yawnsome. You got nothing. Back to 4Chan chum.
8 years ago
Hey Fatty-How does Hank's dick taste tonight? Noob? I'll fuck your ass and blame it on your stepbrother.
8 years ago
CruelHM
Joined: 06/21/2006 at 10:48
Occupation: British MI5 agent.

Take it easy there Starsky-you might break a nail.
8 years ago
Hank's dick tastes like your mom's asshole. You oughta know...since you're sucking my cock right now.
8 years ago
CruelHM 5 minutes ago says:Hank's dick tastes like your mom's asshole

HAHAHAHAHAHA-you admit to sucking Hank's dick. Fucking FFFFAAAGGGGOOOTTTT!!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
8 years ago
Cruel HoMo
8 years ago
Occupation: British MI5 agent.
Your forte is espionage and...bone smuggling???
8 years ago
Ya. I'm friendly to Hank. Sometimes he's friendly too, noob. And what? His cock tasted of your mom's asshole. Jealous?

Yeah, thought so, you fucking nooby retard. Come on...suck my phallus lil NoobyGirdle...there's enough to go around. What? You think my cock tastes like Hank's mouth and your mom's asshole...you've been here before eh? It's nice huh? Enjoy.


Seriously Girdle...gtfo...and return to ebaums.
8 years ago
Are you still talking? Your posts never end. Shut the fuck up you limey long winded douche.
8 years ago
Whammy! A noob just kicked your ass...again. Loser.
8 years ago
Retardi, aren't you late for your job at the old folk's home helping the old geezers tuck their droopy ballsacks into their support socks and licking bed pans clean?

Seriously, your comments smell like mothballs and sour milk. Fuck off already.
8 years ago
Hey Yankmycrankski-eat yellow shit
8 years ago
I think you missed a spot on that one, Retardi.

*pisses on the back of Retardi's head when he squats down to finish off the bed pan*
8 years ago
^fail...as usual
8 years ago
Wow, nice comeback on that one, Retardi.

Now go brush your teeth, dookie breath.
8 years ago
Needless to say that there would be pain if bitten by a Tiger.
8 years ago
It's a pun. You can't just translate it.

The "it hurts" part, 痛いが, sounds like the English word tiger (in Japanese pronounciation.)

It usually goes over pretty well. I know a ton of silly kid jokes and puns in Japanese.
8 years ago
Tigers are just big pussy cats.
8 years ago
I translated it. It means 'sexy wolf running over thick forest plantation, hears strong herb taking exams for much rice paper.'
8 years ago
I think I got that in a fortune cookie once.
8 years ago
No way! Me too. I think you'll agree it's very sound advice.
8 years ago
It's the code that I live by.

That and 'Always dry between your toes after showering.'
8 years ago
Looks kinda crazy in the eyes. Crazy pussy is the best pussy
8 years ago
30 more minutes and it's 2010.
8 years ago
In Nipponland maybe.
8 years ago
DUH!!!!!!!!!
8 years ago
Domo.
8 years ago
Happy New Year everybody!
8 years ago
it's only 3pm
8 years ago
no its not, its 9 am
8 years ago
10:17 here, you guys are fucked. Stop trying to jump the gun you fucking foreign assfuckers.
8 years ago
hang on... why would anybody be sad enough to be on here and not out celebrating New Years ? even i shall be outside letting fireworks off instead of posting comments on the shithole
8 years ago
*this
8 years ago
Shut up you bwoling ball. You'll be having a pot noodle and a furious wank you liar, and you know it.


Fireworks? Probably a couple part poppers at best, Dr Octonoob.
8 years ago
fuck new years, no reason to celebrate other than to say good riddance
8 years ago
There was a party at my friend's, but it's snowing like crazy and there are no snow plows, so the roads are slippery as shit and I didn't want my wife to have to come get me after the party with these snowy roads. It's dangerous.
8 years ago
tell that bitch to grab her rickshaw or gtfo
8 years ago
wow
8 years ago
Haha. Rickshaw. That was good. But fuck you anyway pedoshitballsteve.
8 years ago
Did you know rickshaw comes from the Japanese word rikisha, which is made up of the characters riki (力) meaning power and sha (車) meaning vehicle?

Also, fuck you.
8 years ago
Your knowledge is astounding.

Also, I got nothing.
8 years ago
wow
8 years ago
I was talking to PedoSteve.
8 years ago
I know. I still got nothing.
8 years ago
Did you know the Japanese word for fireworks is 'flower fire' translated literally?
8 years ago
i got some flower fires for tonight
8 years ago
It's snowing like a bitch here. I gotta walk the dog later, but besides that I'm staying inside.
8 years ago
Did you know that Steve can say "Hi kids, do you like chocolate?" in 5 different southeast Asian languages?
8 years ago
you gonna walk the dog before that bitch ladyboy wife of yours eats it? why bother, them chinks love to suck on turds
8 years ago
Steve, put your Barney suit back on and go play in traffic.
8 years ago
Happy New Year, Hank.
8 years ago
Happy New Year, Fugs. Let's have a good 2010. I'll turn 42 this year. How about you?
8 years ago
Hey Steve, since this is the year of the tiger, I will paint my cock in orange and black stripes every time I fuck your mom in the ass.
8 years ago
How's that?
8 years ago
do we get pictures of that ?
8 years ago
I just turned 44 :(

But still, life goes on, eh?
8 years ago
It's only 12:14pm, I better start drinking.
8 years ago
44! Man, you are old. I'm not even 42 yet. Hahaha! Just kidding.

Oh noes, now Clod will call me middle aged and chubby again. What will I do?
8 years ago
Actually, I'm into numerology and 42 is a very good year for me, because if you add up all the letters of h,a,n,k and then multiply it by 42 and then subtract from that the numerical value of the letters f,u,c,k,y,o,u and divide that by the square root of the letters a,s,s,h,o,l,e then you are left with a number which is numerically equivalent to the sentence "Claude will choke to death on his boyfriend's cock this year.", more or less.
8 years ago
*points* haha! you bunch of old fucks!
8 years ago
you've got to get there yet, mofo...
8 years ago
I'm not reading all that Hank ffs. But, I'm 33 and gorgeous...check my new avvy soon for proof!
8 years ago
i already feel old, but when i finally get to 30 i think i'm gonna die
8 years ago
I don't know what ffs means.
8 years ago
For fuck sake ..
8 years ago
Oh, for fuck sakes.
8 years ago
Interposter.
8 years ago
fucking camy..
8 years ago
omg
8 years ago
I have a huge penis.
8 years ago
fuck... 3 inches is not huge
8 years ago
So, that leaves you out.
8 years ago
i never make a claim on having a big penis... mine is average
8 years ago
Your penis is useless.
8 years ago
so is your comment
8 years ago
so is your face
8 years ago
well fuck you all & happy new year
8 years ago
another 45 minutes to go yet

but fuck you all the same
8 years ago
This place is pretty sad on a new years eve when i have to say that to dirtyrottensteve
8 years ago
haha loser
8 years ago
well Happy New Year cock muncher
8 years ago
yeah same to you, i hope you get to bang more bald chicks tonight
8 years ago
You're all a bunch of fucking cunts
8 years ago
Oh, and happy fucking bastard new cunting year
8 years ago
Happy New Year!!!
8 years ago
Yeah...fuck all you bitches and Happy mother fuckin New Year!
8 years ago
Anyone shitfacrd besides me/
8 years ago
Not yet, but I'm working on it!
8 years ago
I;m fucked up.
8 years ago
Off topic here...have any of you guys seen Avatar yet?
8 years ago
I really wnat to see it looks fucking immnse

Hi Cruel hapyy new year .... you fatman
8 years ago
Avatar is a cunting bastard fuck up of a boring wank cunt bastard
8 years ago
Sherlock Holmes is quite good though
8 years ago
I'm very durnk
8 years ago
Happy new year cheekycov
8 years ago
It's a great movie. We just got back from seeing it in Imax.
8 years ago
that's next on our list cheecky
8 years ago
cheeky*



sorry
8 years ago
is the plot good , sporty?
8 years ago
Yes it is Camy...MUCH better than I was expecting! I went in not even wanting to see it...but tonight was the second time we went to see it in 3 days. The kids loved it and so did Beth and I.
8 years ago
I think Kick Ass maybe the surprise of the year.
8 years ago
Another good one to see on dvd if you guys haven't already is The Hangover....funny as hell!
8 years ago
imo the Hangover was the funniest movie of the year

OH, cheekycov have you seen Harry Brown?
Thats agood film, jsut came out recently
8 years ago
and sporty I should hope so, i mean how long did it take them to make that movie, liek 10 years?
8 years ago
Yeah...he had been planning it for 10 years, but wanted to wait until computer technology was up to the task of making it seem real.
8 years ago
Harry Brown is one of the films of the year in my opinion. Along with Let The Right One In. Sherlock and Star Trek were pretty high up there too.
8 years ago
I mean, I've NEVER seen the same movie in the theater twice...much less, twice in three days. It was good...
8 years ago
I haven't seen Harry Brown yet
8 years ago
I would recommend it deeply
8 years ago
IMO G.I. Joe and Transformers 2 are tied for this year's best.
8 years ago
Ha ha ha ha h ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
8 years ago
Haha ... awesome
8 years ago
Who?
8 years ago
try rereading the thread, from the top this time
8 years ago
i nearly made the same mistake as Camy but i did read most of the comments on here beforehand
8 years ago
He's only little, he can't see all the way up there.
8 years ago
Oh a pornstar? OK

I don't like big chins though
8 years ago
I think he's been huffing glue again.
8 years ago
somebody get camy a fucking stool or a step ladder or something!
8 years ago
Talking of glue huffing....has that elchris died yet?
8 years ago
I dunno, but im drunk and have a penis.
8 years ago
*runs away*
8 years ago
*stays around for the laugh*
8 years ago
*a go
8 years ago
*to see what a real one looks like
8 years ago
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