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Oh cool!

Look what Santa left for me!

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by Mako

submitted December 21st 2009

56 comments
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comments (56)
Now comes in handy carry case!
8 years ago
Your avy is weird.
4 months ago
That's Peanut, Punky.
4 months ago
like i know who tha fuck peanut is?!
4 months ago
I just had occasion to think about mako's stupid ass. I was at a dying mall, where the aarp had an office (it is about to be a spirit) and I told the lovely lady running it what his dumb, allegedly retired ass had to say about them being autistic or peterfills or whatever the kids are getting the wanna-be hip to say now and she was flabbygasted. Then I explained how ignorant most people are online, and we laughed. Then I showed her his picture and we laughed more.
4 months ago
The king of Avistar at the Crest^
4 months ago
That's a pile of dirty laundry I wouldn't mind doing.
8 years ago
(rimshot)
8 years ago
*rimjob
8 years ago
so santa's ulterior motive is finally exposed. he picks up jail bait on his 'toy' run and drops them off at the next stop when he's finished with them
8 years ago
Then why didn't the fat fuck leave one at MY house?...
8 years ago
Jailbait? Oh well, if you don't want her...
8 years ago
she needs to stop napping and do some laundry, guy cant even find two matching socks.
8 years ago
Poll: Notice the cracks in the basket. How many of you would hit her for breaking it like that?
8 years ago
i would. bitch now i cant wash my fanny pack.
8 years ago
Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
8 years ago
I've been drunk enough to find myself in worse places then that. Well, drugs were involved too. One that sticks out is, I used to rodey for a band and we were in Seven Springs, a skee resort a few hours from PGH. Anyway, I ate enough Phennal Barbatol to kill a Grizzly Bear and wound up on top of a stacked pile of tables about 15 foot tall in a back room on the other side of the concert hall. All I remember was falling off and about six of the tables falling on top of me. That how they found me. Someone heard the noise while they were looking for me.
8 years ago
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
8 years ago
i bet you can easily relate to the movie 'the hangover'
8 years ago
No ice cream was harmed in the falling of the tables.
8 years ago
People keep telling me i need to watch that.
8 years ago
The Hangover RULES!!!
8 years ago
heck yeah.
8 years ago
Have you woken up in a horse trough in the middle of a pasture after a night of drinking nowhere near a pasture?
8 years ago
I know a girl who had twelve guys jizz in her hair after she passed out in the coat room. She thought it was funny. Whores are awsome friends.
8 years ago
I went to a friend of mine's house party once, didn't really remember much from the night but, the next morning the entire place was wrecked ... and I don't mean wrecked as in loads of cans and loads of food on the floor, I mean like ... nearly everything was broken, his ps3, ipod, tv, alot of the cupboards, chairs and the weirdest part is, someone stole the toilet seat ... I thought that was funny.
8 years ago
that is great, the fucker learned the hard way not to let a bunch of crazy drunk fucks into his house
8 years ago
i woke up on the streets of detroit with my fists and arms covered in someone elses blood.. (no i am not kidding)

8 years ago
When fisting goes wrong.
8 years ago
^ Henry would know. He loves fists.
8 years ago
I love when you are getting fisted by a rabid gorilla holding a hornet's nest.
8 years ago
^Duh
You're a cum catching douchewad
8 years ago
Your comebacks really suck. Try stretching your imagination instead of your rectum, for once.
8 years ago
this is too adorable for me to take
8 years ago
wearing odd socks is stupid
8 years ago
Glad i noticed that
3 years ago
fetus
8 years ago
hamper
8 years ago
laundry basket
8 years ago
0dd socks
8 years ago
Pink Socks
8 years ago
so santa delivers near perfection in battered containers .... ?
8 years ago
Only to the good boys and girls.
8 years ago
ive been good
8 years ago
Says who?
8 years ago
my mum
8 years ago
she told me I was better.
8 years ago
last
4 months ago
Fynw.
4 months ago
I think you'll find I was last
4 months ago
Nope.
4 months ago
Omg I'm too sober to be dealing with your fucking bullshit
4 months ago
Sober? That's a change of pace for you.
4 months ago
She's fuckin' British. I can tell.
4 months ago
I would totally pur liquid tide all over her
4 months ago
*squirt my jergens lotion
4 months ago
recover password
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