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Rainbow Road

Because you wish you thought of it first.


by Rem

submitted December 19th 2009

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comments (7)
He can toss my rainbow road till his tongue slowly rots away from it.s dental foundation.
8 years ago
Your sad attempt at a funny comment is duly noted.
8 years ago
*sigh* SNES rainbow road or nothing! Nerd out!
8 years ago
...I think I would rather die than watch that again.
8 years ago
He has similar song writing talents to a lot of "musicians" these days. Owl City, Fireflies. Need I say more??
8 years ago
A funny joke; A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
8 years ago
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