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What to Drink

That $500 beer is Sam Adam's Utopias, btw. Even kinda looks like a holy grail.

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by LucesDarkness

submitted December 18th 2009

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What to Drink
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Well I am thirsty now.
8 years ago
So apparently I just graduated college, but don't live with my parents... Hold on, they seem to be equating Beck's with Heineken, and that's just wrong.
8 years ago
veeeeeeeeeeeeeery wrong!!!
8 years ago
Beck's FTW
8 years ago
Becks is fucking awful lager , i always leave it when someone buys me it in a pub or bar.
8 years ago
Yeah, a customer came into work last week and left us a case of the stuff :(
8 years ago
The Germans should be ashamed of themselfs for producing such a shit beer
8 years ago
Lager is just shit in general.

Men drink cider.
8 years ago
Hi OJ.
Shut up OJ - you opinionated nob.
Merry Xmas OJ.
STFU OJ.
Hi.
8 years ago
no, tramps drink cider
8 years ago
Be sure to say 'tramps/bums'...so the super-smart US contingent don't get confused...
8 years ago
The best German beers come from Bavaria and Berlin.
8 years ago
Oktoberfest was fucking awesome again this year.
8 years ago
White Lightning...the drink of the homeless
8 years ago
or kids in bus shelters
8 years ago
English language > american language
8 years ago
In my day it was Thunderbirds
8 years ago
Most modern ciders of the White Lightning ilk have never seen an apple
8 years ago
lol cider
8 years ago
I'd rather be lumped in with the cider drinking tramps, opposed to the Stella drinking chavs.

Hey, fatty.
8 years ago
Fugs, he left it 'cause it's like £7 a crate.

If I had a car & wanted to bribe a mechanic, I'd buy him some chips & a pukka pie...lots of salt & vinegar.
8 years ago
only been to oktoberfest once and sombody mentioned the war....spent 2 days locked up , them german cops dont mess about
8 years ago
ive given up drinking lager now , i enjoy a good bottled ale such Poachers Choice or Courage Directors
8 years ago
Don't mention the war!
8 years ago
Strongbow 1080 used to be the cider to drink in pubs, especially when tipped in a pint glass with a bottle of Carlsberg Special Brew.
8 years ago
OJ..you slaphead!
I weigh like 165lbs right now.
8 years ago
Mmmm...bit 'o blackcurrant?! Snakebites ftw! Lovely.
8 years ago
my local wouldnt serve you a snakebite but you could have half a larger and half a cider and a pint glass
8 years ago
Tits or GTFO! If they're shoddy don't worry.
8 years ago
Cider and Guiness ftw
8 years ago
...and that's not a snakebite then...without the currant.
8 years ago
Blackcurrant? No, the 1080/special was better drunk as it was. Relatively expensive but you didn't need that many to put you on a collision course with the pavement.
8 years ago
Oktoberfest is fucking awesome. I mentioned the war but I think I got away with it. First time I went I ended up on a coach going to Poland. They threw me off on the outskirts of Munich.
8 years ago
Unzipping my flies is cheaper...and more effective!
8 years ago
I was fucking wankered.
8 years ago
At the height of my last drinking phase (couple years ago) I achieved 8 cans of 500ml Super Tennants in one evening. I am NOT kidding.
8 years ago
I'm going to Oktoberfest dressed as a spitfire.
8 years ago
A cumguzzler?
8 years ago
I know it's not snakebite, I just like drinking it.
8 years ago
I think it might be a cheap version of Black Velvet
8 years ago
Or Black Apple
8 years ago
Black velvet cheeky, but there's nothing velvety about trying to break through the head on it.
8 years ago
Cruel, 8 cans of that stuff isn't a bad night, but did you still have the use of your legs?
8 years ago
You're a harder drinker than I then bro. I didn't have the use of very much at all really.
8 years ago
...it's all about how long you take to drink that fucking molasses too.
8 years ago
I drank a full bottle of whisky before going out into town. Then came the pints of cider & Jägerbombs.

8 years ago
I'm a real man.

^ That is how we judge masculinity in the UK.
8 years ago
That's how we judge borderline alcoholics in the UK too.
8 years ago
I crossed the border a few decades ago
8 years ago
I heard that Irish 'crossed the border' in his late teens.
8 years ago
Dear old mum & dad would make me a Hot Toddy at age 3 , I suffered with the cough & croup severely ;)
8 years ago
Mine did the same ALT...dad would mix me up some Old Crow, lemon juice, and honey...maybe that's why I'm such a sot now.
8 years ago
And since my mom is 1 of the biggest Alky in the territory I am fairly sure I was born with a blood alcohol content of .07% or above .
8 years ago
So....your dads used to get you drunk. Hmmm
8 years ago
They did so for medicinal purposes only, back then those people had to "brew" their own medicines, pharmacy access was difficult .
8 years ago
Then they took y'alls temperature with thier meat thermometers.
8 years ago
At age 5 I stayed in a small town hospital @ 30 days . I had a cough that sounded like "demons from hell" were being released . Incidently a catholic priest was in the next room ,he would come to my room and say prayers for me . He seemed to be a kindly old man . He died there shortly before I was discharged from the hospital . Do you think I could sue the author of the Exorcist ? I certify all that i have written about this to be FACT, so help me jesus .
8 years ago
*hesus
8 years ago
I am about to sail on the river Styx, why lie now .
8 years ago
No, we were the fortunate ones in the area , the doctors would cross the lake to treat us(me) .
8 years ago
btw my childhood doctors name was Cox
8 years ago
Dr Hugh G Cox
8 years ago
still creepy and awsome
4 years ago
Come back to us ALT!
2 years ago
sorry bro, he's dead.
2 years ago
I know that! Thanks for ruining my evening...
2 years ago
He's prolly in a gator belly.
2 years ago
t'was cancer
2 years ago
* Steven_Seagull is dead set on depressing the shit out of sporty *
2 years ago
wait did irish really die or is jirk being jirk?
2 years ago
both
2 years ago
He dead
2 years ago
any proof?
2 years ago
ALT is drums. Idiots.
2 years ago
ALT was not drums
2 years ago
real muchoers are talking here oster, shut up
2 years ago
You cant depress me seags...Im at the best spot in my life that Ive ever been. Got my high school sweetheart back, got a new job that I actually like, and a new car! (well it's used technically) But things are good...
2 years ago
the thing aboot high school sweethearts is..... they're high school age.doesn't make sense to get 'em back when they're old and flabby.

(kudos though)
2 years ago
so, gull you must be the last muchoer. Let me know when the sweet movie comes out.
2 years ago
This is on Yak's other website http://funnyrandompics.com/pictures/what-beer-should-i-drink
8 years ago
Looks like I'm narrowed down to Guinness or Dogfish Head! This thing nailed me.
8 years ago
Beer goggles.
8 years ago
Thats the Dogfish Head I've talked about a few times. The 90 minute IPA is like %9 and tastes fucking awesome. I have some in my fridge right now.
8 years ago
Due to legal restrictions, Samuel Adams Utopias is not offered in the states of Alabama, Georgia, Idaho, Iowa, Missouri, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Ohio, Oregon, South Carolina, Washington, or West Virginia.

The alcohol content is 27% by volume!
8 years ago
yea living in washington sucks, but there's a large micro-brew community to make up for it
8 years ago
Surprisingly, it is sold in Utah. And even more surprisingly, it's only about $300 after tax!
8 years ago
I didn't understand or have any relevance to half those questions...and the only Australian beer there is Fosters...nobody fucking drinks Fosters...I'm angry, and thirsty..
8 years ago
You, sir, must hate beer. I bet you drink Bud Light.
8 years ago
Fosters is from New Zealand, nobody in Australia drinks that it
8 years ago
Ahem!.. Fosters is NOT from New Zealand. It's Aussie beer. NZ beer is DB Export gold, Stienlager, Tui, Lion, Montieths and Macs. No poofy xxxx here.
8 years ago
hes right though ,only tourists drink it there....i'm a coopers man myself
8 years ago
Anybody still drink VB over there?
8 years ago
so you've woken up on a few beaches in your time as well then cheeky
8 years ago
Is life worth living without those experiences?
8 years ago
im actually drinking VB right now...it hurts, but its cheap and does the trick..you get used to it...im a XXXX Bitter man usually
8 years ago
I guess i'm the first to admit I've had Country Club Malt Liquor... go fuck yourselves.
8 years ago
Trailer trash
8 years ago
I've had it too, but I prefer a hurricane
8 years ago
I fucking love Brew Dog beers
8 years ago
I drink pbr when I'm broke
8 years ago
My dad has been drining PBR and Old Milwaukee since the 60s. Old man's beer is always cheap.
8 years ago
Best beer I know isn't even on there, Michelob Golden Light.
8 years ago
a 500 dollar beer? like how much do you get for 500?
8 years ago
Apparently you're supposed to sip it like a fine cognac
8 years ago
It's a load of bollocks really. Brew Dog are producing something similar up in Jockland
8 years ago
Wasn't that on Oz & James drink to Britain?

I knew it would be tea.
8 years ago
I wish I had some milk so I could make some tea, but it's too cold to go to the shop.
8 years ago
Tea-nigger.
8 years ago
Tea is for vicars and women.

And I don't see a dog-collar...
8 years ago
Brew Dog Punk IPA is my preferred general purpose beer. Especially as my local Sainsburys is now stocking it.
8 years ago
It was indeed on Oz & James.
8 years ago
El Wanko is a burger-nigger
8 years ago
With extra fries
8 years ago
hello
8 years ago
"I wish I had some milk so I could make some tea, but it's too cold to go to the shop."

That is pussiest comment I have ever seen.
8 years ago
True, but I do love tea & hate snow.
8 years ago
lol what an effeminate fag
8 years ago
I do love tea.

It is very cold.
8 years ago
At least I don't fuck kids, steve.
8 years ago
good one!
8 years ago
for a ginger tea nigger effeminate turd hugger
8 years ago
lol

You should stick to saying 'tooth', you simple minded, raincoat wearing cock-end.

8 years ago
"Hey kids...want to come back to my basement & eat candy?"

Smooth steve, real smooth.
8 years ago
tooth
8 years ago
oh & fuck you
8 years ago
Touche
8 years ago
You two bitches need to shut the fuck up.
8 years ago
Oh come on rish...it was just getting good
8 years ago
I could go for a burger...
8 years ago
Well that goes without saying wanko
8 years ago
Oink Oink fatties
8 years ago
:P
8 years ago
Want another creamcake? BOING BOING BOING BOOM
8 years ago
Just as soon as I finish this burger...hell's yeah! Pass that shit to me. And could you get me another natty while you're up?
8 years ago
hahaha two bitches?

Well, look at Irish trying to distance himself from his long time sidekick.

You've head each others backs for so long, too. It's gotta hurt, steve. That feeling of betrayal...
8 years ago
im so betrayed! gaaahhhh
8 years ago
steve can hadle you without my help, Oranje.
8 years ago
Elsinore ? i thought that was a made up beer like in Strange Brew
8 years ago
all the banter about what is good or not on this thread reminds me of monty python's 'australian table wines' skit
8 years ago
Real emetic fans will also go for a Hobart Muddy, and a prize winning Cuivre Reserve Chateau Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga, which has a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit.
8 years ago
Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is 'beware'. This is not a wine for drinking, this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.

Another good fighting wine is Melbourne Old-and-Yellow, which is particularly heavy and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.

Quite the reverse is true of Château Chunder, which is an appellation contrôlée, specially grown for those keen on regurgitation; a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends.
8 years ago
where's the shiner and lone star?
8 years ago
Psshh...they didn't even put my natty on there
8 years ago
*tear*
8 years ago
Having a Natty & hot chicharrones for breakfast now.
8 years ago
^my man!
8 years ago
Oly Stubbies....RIP.
8 years ago
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