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You know this is your mom right?

Yeah, you know who you are.

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by nonavatarnoobgod

submitted December 17th 2009

90 comments
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You know this is your mom right?
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oh the stench. how much would it take for you to lick that vag
8 years ago
I'm still not over convinced that's a woman. Sure, they've got the Fabio hair going on, but I'm pretty sure I see moobs.
8 years ago
you took your avatar from thesixtyone ice006?
8 years ago
What is in those tubes in the cart? Meat?
8 years ago
Ground beef!
8 years ago
tubular meat
8 years ago
Bet they're making chili.
8 years ago
she stuffs it up in her box so it cooks like a crock pot: low and slow. She's most likely preparing a redneck christmas feast
8 years ago
They actually put people food in packages like that? I thought it was pet food at first, but it wouldn't surprise me these days…
8 years ago
its yarn
8 years ago
My roommate gets ground beef in tubes like that, then makes burgers out of it.

Personally, I buy the preformed burger patties at Costco. Same price, plus I know how much each patty ways, which is useful if the recipe calls for 1 lb of ground beef.
8 years ago
Chocolate chip cookie dough.
8 years ago
peopleofwalmartdotcom
8 years ago
shut your hole, invalid.
8 years ago
Fuuuuuck Wal-mart
8 years ago
Since when did being a redneck require identity protection?
8 years ago
you americans are fucking slobs
8 years ago
but they've got lovely teeth
8 years ago
Fries, we've seen your picture. You have no room to talk.
8 years ago
But we're aloud fries.
8 years ago
I just braved Wal-mart on Christmas Eve. I was close to killing a family of mexicans over the last Brittney Spears perfume gift set.
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
aww irish..that's exactly what i wanted too
8 years ago
It might be a few days late but its the thought that counts.
8 years ago
ya..i got you a coonskin hat..rainbow coloured
8 years ago
Wow, this is kinda awkward, I already have one.
8 years ago
I hope you liked it you bastard
8 years ago
christmas is ruined
8 years ago
I have a 30 pack of Miller Light and a handle of Smirnoff. Christmas is going to be very painful.
8 years ago
are you just at home irish? seeing your family or anything?
8 years ago
I too have a bottle of Vodka, only mine is Stolichnya. Joining it is a bottle of cheap Carlos III brandy and a bottle of Paddy's whiskey. It's going to be a christmas I'll probably never remember.
8 years ago
I'll go say hello to my folks tomorrow but we don't really do the Christmas thing anymore.
8 years ago
i'm just here cleaning my ceiling fan haha
8 years ago
gotta work tomorrow..so does dik jr
8 years ago
I don't really have a good track record with going out on Christmas. Its a huge bar night here. Everyone home for the holidays and all. I got in a really bad fight at one of my locals a few years back so I try to keep a low profile.
8 years ago
I have tomorrow off so I'll probably just sit around and play video games.
8 years ago
christmas is gay
8 years ago
Its crazy how I used to get so excited about it but now i'm just inconvenienced by it, kinda like beating off. The older i get the less i enjoy shit.
8 years ago
haha..christmas is a lot funner when theres little kids around.. but shit i still like it ..dik jr just really wanted a new ps3
8 years ago
Did you get him one?
8 years ago
ya i got him one
8 years ago
again..the last one i bought him didnt even last 2 years
8 years ago
fucking bullshit..they should last 10 years
8 years ago
My Xbox has lasted 2 years so far. I'm gonna be pissed if i have to buy another one. I'm getting a new Gi for Christmas.
8 years ago
A Gi is a Jiu-Jitsu uniform.
8 years ago
fucking irritates me..anything that expensive should last a while..i know a guy with a working original nintendo
8 years ago
I have a working Nintendo, but I know what you mean. I couldn't think of anything to get my dad. You're pretty old, what do you want for Christmas?
8 years ago
They're all built with a small life span. Otherwise why would you buy the next one?
8 years ago
Fucking annoying.
8 years ago
cheeky i could deal with buying the next version..not 2 of the same ones
8 years ago
Dik want's a working prostate for christmas
8 years ago
i never wanted anything irish really..but dik jr bought me flight of the conchords season one and elvis costello's spectacle season one
8 years ago
both awesome
8 years ago
a fresh human liver would be nice
8 years ago
Everything electrical is built with a shitty life span designed into it.
8 years ago
Flight of The Conchords is pretty funny
8 years ago
and my prostate is fine i check it like every day
8 years ago
I've gotten him a new pocket knife for like the last 4 years but I bought him a really nice one last year and its still in pretty good shape, so I got him brown dress/casual socks. Thats all he would tell me he needed.
8 years ago
i always liked getting people something funny..does he have a sense of humour?
8 years ago
Coincidentally, I gave Cruel's mom a pink sock for Christmas.
8 years ago
PWN#D, again
8 years ago
Yeah, he has a pretty good sense of humor, but he is so frugal that he wouldn't find it funny because you spent money to make a joke.
8 years ago
Got my dad a blu-ray player for christmas. This will probably be a big mistake.
8 years ago
I should have done something like that but I just did a remodel project on my house and am kinda strapped for cash at the moment.
8 years ago
He is still fascinated with his DVR. He doesn't need anything like that yet.
8 years ago
last year i bought shamwows cause we were always joking about it
8 years ago
why cheeky?
8 years ago
He'll be calling me all the time he has trouble working it. I've printed out and laminated step by step instructions.
8 years ago
one time i made a cake for my sister decorated it advil and rolaids
8 years ago
Talking about old farts, check out this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8430118.stm

Awesome...
8 years ago
hehehe ..laminated
8 years ago
Drool proof
8 years ago
jesus christ!
8 years ago
nice security
8 years ago
Seriously, how hard is it to tackle the idiot in the bright red jumpsuit jumping the barrier? Diving in front of a bullet is nice security.
8 years ago
Italy have the best security in the world. Just ask the pope and Berlusconi
8 years ago
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!
8 years ago
pretty pathetic considering..berluscioni *sp could have been killed
8 years ago
there's a crazy vid out there of some aussie running at prince charles with a gun..full of blanks but still scary..charles didn't even bat an eye
8 years ago
Its crazy how little I give a shit about what happens in other countries. I have no idea what you guys are talking about other than that picture of the italian guy with the bloody face that was on here the other day. I just figured it was some other problem you foreigners were having that we would have to come bail you out of.
8 years ago
that guy was the italian prime minister..so like imagine if it happened to obama
8 years ago
and what happened to him? He got beat up or something?
8 years ago
some mentally ill guy bashed him in the face with a small statue..busted his nose ..blew a few teeth
8 years ago
fucked him up good
the guy's like 74
8 years ago
then ..believe it or not the next day they arrested some other noob outside the guy's hospital room
8 years ago
Wow, thats pretty fucked up.
8 years ago
yep..i mean a gun is one thing but if they cant protect their leader against some drooling freak with a blunt object..
8 years ago
Cruel is a drooling freak when it comes to blunt objects if by blunt objects you mean penises.
8 years ago
PWN3D again

See, dik, I don't even have to try anymore.
8 years ago
I wonder if she'd change my oil for me> It's too damn cold to do it myself.
8 years ago
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