points: 4

Asians...

... A lot of them were men. Fuck you cosmetic surgery.

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by makodragon

submitted December 11th 2009

91 comments
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Asians...
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comments (91)
meh...I'd hit it
8 years ago
Me too LOL
8 years ago
fuck you jacq
8 years ago
shit yea nigga me to HIT dat ALL night long...
holla back
8 years ago
Reply fail...
Not to mention the lamest attempt at ebonics I've ever seen...
8 years ago
i think he was aiming for vietamese
8 years ago
I think that ended in early 70's
8 years ago
hank has one of these, but with a hairier chest and more 5 o'cock shadow
8 years ago
You fapped to the pic of the little boy.
8 years ago
he kinda got you there Hanky
8 years ago
Not really fries ,I thought of a good comeback for that line , I am sure Hank will respond if he reads this .
8 years ago
He didn't "get me there". Fries, you are a fucking retread.
8 years ago
steve uses the insults of a 5 year old.

way to look simple, fries.
8 years ago
*I am not insinuating that is because he spends so much time with 5 year olds.
8 years ago
im glad I dont like asians
8 years ago
The Yellow Peril.
8 years ago
Bonjour!
8 years ago
This is why Asians make the nest trannies.
8 years ago
like a wasps nest?
8 years ago
Yellowjackets.
8 years ago
racist
8 years ago
Dumbass.
8 years ago
*best
Fuck I can't spell tonight. Too much booze.
8 years ago
Reply fail. Fuck you all, I neat you to it!
8 years ago
*beat
Damnit!
8 years ago
you didnt beat anyone, nobody bothered
8 years ago
You bothered. Because you LOVE me!!! Awww...!
8 years ago
didnt want you talking to yourself all night
8 years ago
I would fuck you.
8 years ago
You are both idiots.
8 years ago
I would fuck you, too, Hank. But your ladyboy "wife" already filled that hole.
8 years ago
Gotta admit, the bitch has repartee ~~
8 years ago
Fucl all of you all... I'm fucking you all up the ass as we speak! Feels good!
8 years ago
No you're not.
8 years ago
You fuck anything you can get your hands on, Lucy Darkcrotch, that's why all the stray dogs in your neighborhood shake with fear at the sight of you.
8 years ago
hello hank..
8 years ago
Hank whenever you get the time e-mail me at my hotmail address , roblowar@hotmail.com. Rob Lowar, my son & goddaughter thought that name was kinda funny when I showed it to them . Later man
8 years ago
Hello Dik.

Ok Aqua.
8 years ago
hank i just finished knitting you a sweater for christmas..what did you get me?
8 years ago
I got you a pink turtleneck.
8 years ago
Seriously Dik, send me your address and I'll send you some Japanese sake.
8 years ago
i've never tried saki
8 years ago
Here's your chance.
8 years ago
Do they drink it warm Hank?
8 years ago
They (we) drink it both warm and cold. Since it's winter I think warm would be preferred.

There are a few really good local sakes. I live at the foot of a mountain and the water here that goes into the sake is really clean.

I myself am drinking 12 year old scotch from a flask. It is delicious.
8 years ago
Atta boy
8 years ago
Tomorrow I have some work. Hopefully I won't be too hungover.

My work, on the weekends, , which I don't think I've ever mentioned, is marrying people. I am a "wedding minister" and perform marriage ceremonies.

I've been doing this for about 7 years now and have married about 300 couples.

I wear a big long priestly robe. Sometimes, under the robe, I unzip my fly and let it hang out while I do the ceremony. Just for fun you know. Noone knows anything, of course.
8 years ago
^bigamist...
8 years ago
Bishop Hank
8 years ago
I have a huge penis.
8 years ago
You NEED to post a picture of that!
8 years ago
So how many little boys have you touched, Hank?
8 years ago
I actually have a pic of him in his robe.
8 years ago
*sniggers*
8 years ago
^racist
8 years ago
Hank do you have a multiple personality disorder? I absolutely adore absurdity and a character such as yourself being a wedding minister slash teacher seems just about as absurd as it can get. I do enjoy your occasional stories, however.
8 years ago
Haha. I'll never tell.
8 years ago
^relatively normal guy, old hank...at least relative to northern minnesotans in general...

ps- my dad was born in Coleraine, so i know :)
8 years ago
See everyone?!? Possum says I'm NORMAL!

8 years ago
Normal as tits on a bull?
8 years ago
Thats pretty fucked up coming from possum.
8 years ago
If only Clod liked me, too, I'd be happy. I just can't live without that little baby's approval.
8 years ago
snarf!
8 years ago
hank - important question...Born in Hibbing, or Duluth?
8 years ago
Stillwater State Prison.
8 years ago
closer to hibbing...okay then
8 years ago
His kindergarten teacher did say he'd grow up to be something special.
8 years ago
A "minister" who joins people in matrimony then hangs around on porn sites ogling philistine material. I stand completely corrected on calling you a hypocrite, Hank.


You're on a whole 'nother level.
8 years ago
What do you call these "catholic priests" ?
8 years ago
oops ^^
8 years ago
In all honesty though, that would make Hank one of the least controversial 'ministers'.
8 years ago
looking at mucho > producing child porn

*regardless of what steve says.
8 years ago
It's hypocritical because I'm an athiest praying to god on the couple's behalf, not because I come to this site.

If anybody asks I tell them I'm not a real minister, just a ceremony conductor. I never tell them that I'm really not a christian, though.

It's quite an interesting experience. Conducting an important ceremony in front of a many people in my second language.
8 years ago
You've super-excelled dik as number 1 Mucho hypocrite. OMG. You conduct ceremonies in the language of sucking cocks? How odd.
8 years ago
Language of sucking cocks? That's just dumb. Too dumb to even irritate me.
8 years ago
Well, your first language is the language of love - male cock up your ass love. :) Wakarimashita ka!
8 years ago
You are definitely off your game tonight.

Every comment lamer than the last.
8 years ago
That breaks my heart.
8 years ago
Maybe I just need to get a little spammy? Not been commenting much these days.
8 years ago
every asian looks like that. this doesn't proof anything. now if you showed us the dick...
8 years ago
You'd suck it. Yeah, and what?
8 years ago
Then you'd suck it. Yeah, and then you'd suck it again.
8 years ago
Yeah?
8 years ago
Then you'd suck it again.
8 years ago
Then what?
8 years ago
you know full well what
8 years ago
you come in and suck us all off for a go on Enduro Racer?
8 years ago
He knows full well that he'd suck it again.
8 years ago
Too late Chinnychops.
8 years ago
You still sucked it again and then the tranny bitch slapped you for dragging your teeth.
8 years ago
what seems to be the problem here? of course I'd suck it. and punch her balls at the same time
8 years ago
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