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Sexy Metal

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I found the new 'near perfect' woman

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by dwhill05

submitted December 10th 2009

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Sexy Metal
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comments (38)
Haha, I think she was on one of those Brett Michaels dating shows. What a winner.
8 years ago
Yeah, she was.
8 years ago
People actually watch those?
8 years ago
I have caught segments at friends houses, It is actually funny in a "MY GOD, look at that trainwreck!" sort of a way.
8 years ago
Fair enough. Now that I think about it, my old roommate used to watch a few episodes.
8 years ago
metal gives me a rash
8 years ago
Dammit, I was thinking just this morning about getting out my longbow to take a shot at her tits.

A bit pointless now. Clever bitch.
8 years ago
I know. If fantasy movies and video games have taught me anything, it's that the tits and pelvis are the only vulnerable areas on the female body.
8 years ago
Have to start attacking the self respect
8 years ago
They're not the only vulnerable areas, just the only areas that are worthwhile and need protection. No one would give a shit if her vocal cords were damaged.
8 years ago
I care if her vocal cords are damaged. Feels good if a chick is humming while sucking my dick.
8 years ago
I'm honestly not sure if I'm aroused or repulsed
8 years ago
I'm aroused. It doesn't take much, though.
8 years ago
that repulses me
8 years ago
That makes me happy.
8 years ago
How arousing
8 years ago
I'm so confused
8 years ago
And now I feel successful.
8 years ago
Is that not Arianny Celeste? UFC ring girl.
8 years ago
No, it's not.
8 years ago
She's pretty close but it looks like she has no ass.
8 years ago
I'd say turn her sideways before making that call.
8 years ago
Except that shit in her face

Its not even real shit
8 years ago
Cheek piercings...
8 years ago
Is that what they are? I thought she fell in to a tackle box.
8 years ago
its Britanya from rock of love
8 years ago
shut up stupid
8 years ago
Ryoga, you mean like someone pointed out in the first comment made on this post?
8 years ago
They never said her name
8 years ago
Then maybe you should have put that as a reply up there.
8 years ago
Did I see your dumb ass in the commercial for American Ninja Warrior, or was that someone else running around in a red and black homemade costume?
8 years ago
Ive been on TV all day on 3 different networks.. get with the program.
8 years ago
great, and you've been watching it all huh?
8 years ago
he's jerking off on his tv to images of himself
8 years ago
that bitch got holes in her cheeks
8 years ago
so do I
8 years ago
Dungeons and Dragons geeks now have a fappable chick...
8 years ago
* MetalFace blushes *
4 years ago
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