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by TwoBit

submitted December 10th 2009

37 comments
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"Uncle Greg" == possum.
8 years ago
*Ol' Greg
8 years ago
Handjobs suck.
8 years ago
Recent searches:
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8 years ago
"this happens all of the time"
8 years ago
more recent searches: hairy ass getting waxed
8 years ago
that one is on the list because rish has been on here
8 years ago
You are so dumb.

"that one is on the list because rish has been on here"

Hahaha. All your shit is so third grade.
8 years ago
"snake-on dick"
8 years ago
the grade level of the joke is irrelevant when it fits so well
8 years ago
Kinda the way cock fits in your ass?
8 years ago
every comment you have ever made has a reference to cock, sodomy, homosexuality or some combination of the three
8 years ago
dw loves homosexual sodomite cock combinations
8 years ago
poor steve, has been reduced to a trolling bottom feeder that can't fight his own battles so he has to follow around butthurt assholes and resorts to using other peoples overused jokes
8 years ago
I will never need one of those.
8 years ago
I bet you've given more than a few.
8 years ago
1rish, I keep telling you. I'm not gay! Go search for love elsewhere.
8 years ago
Who are you trying to kid? We've all seen "the stache", you're a football bat, bro.
8 years ago
Bummer. This ruins my theory. I always thought you two were the same person, but here you are together.
8 years ago
This coming from the guy that like to roll around on the floor and get sweaty with other men? Oh wait, that's right. It's not gay unless you look them in the eyes, right?
8 years ago
Its not gay to roll around on the floor with other men when they are trying to break your arms or legs and you are trying to break theirs.
8 years ago
That's called spousal abuse.
8 years ago
Sounds like an abusive relationship, 1rish. They have support groups for that.
8 years ago
Yeah, thats exactly what it sounds like. I really like how you use the old eye contact joke and act as if you came up with anything funny. Face it, smerf, your secret is out, you like jerking other guys off, no biggie. We all knew you were homo whether you admit it or not.
8 years ago
It's not gay unless you cuddle after..
8 years ago
No matter how hard you wish, 1rish will not go gay for you. You may wish to come out of the closet yourself, though. It'll make you feel better about yourself not to be lying all the time.
8 years ago
you were gay before gay was gay smerf, ya dick gobbling ginger assface
8 years ago
haha "hard to satisfy loved ones"
8 years ago
your baby mama is easy to satisfy
8 years ago
if you touched my ex wife then you should go get checked out, she has fucked everything and the dog since i last tapped it
8 years ago
I notice that it's modelled on a childs hand
8 years ago
Hi twobit
8 years ago
Uh.. Herro.
8 years ago
Can I have a handjob please, BitBit?
8 years ago
FO NI NI FO YOU.
8 years ago
i don't know if that was a yes or no but it definitely turned me on
8 years ago
...?
8 years ago
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