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Guido slut "Snookie" gets KO'd by some other guido douchebag on MTV's newest pile of filth "Jersey Shore."

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by bostano

submitted December 10th 2009

114 comments
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comments (114)
I just might to watch this now.
8 years ago
*have
8 years ago
Get a book on thermodynamics to read during the adverts. You know, to counter all the dumb.
8 years ago
i think i'll stick to just watching this loop. lemme know if i miss anything.
8 years ago
Fuck, I hated thermodynamics
8 years ago
Looks like he got them both.
8 years ago
Indeed, it seems to be a rare two for one guido punch.
8 years ago
Yeah, the guy with the yellow bracelet definitely caught part of that.
8 years ago
He hit her so hard her hat flew off
8 years ago
You are a genius. :/
8 years ago
He hit her so hard her hair moved.
8 years ago
He hit her so hard she wished she was never hit so hard.
8 years ago
He hit her so hard that he hit her so hard.
8 years ago
I know where I'd like to hit her.
8 years ago
Hard? And in the face?
8 years ago
Hard. And in the mouth
8 years ago
I'd like to hit her right in the dick
8 years ago
He hit her so hard she flipped her drink over her shoulder.
8 years ago
He hit her harder than my penis.
8 years ago
her hat's still on, was just a love tap.
8 years ago
he hit her so hard she wished she had a time machine to go back in time and, uhh, do something other than getting punched in the face. zing!
8 years ago
Zing?
I don't think so.

Go to the back of the room.
8 years ago
u just don't get it....
8 years ago
He hit her so hard copilot made a cunt of making a joke about it.
8 years ago
zing
8 years ago
He hit her so hard he clipped the guy next to him
8 years ago
Zi.....yeah...no...no. Someone else already said that
8 years ago
seaside heights was the closets boardwalk to where i grew up. This is no shit: the place is CRAWLING with these kinds of people. It's fucking hilarious, it's like watching animals in their natural setting
8 years ago
yeah well they need to go back across the bridge where they came from. That's why jersey smells, it's all ny's shit!
8 years ago
Soah, you're a Jersey girl?
8 years ago
jersey smells cuz its jersey. the end.
8 years ago
A few friends and I were down at Seaside back in like 1990 and a mob of about 15 to 20 of these greasy fucks come walking up to us all the way at the north end of the boardwalk. They start talking shit calling us burnouts , headbangers etc and I am the only one there that hasn't drunken myself into a retarded walking coma. They wanted to kick our asses in a bad way and could have due to sheer numbers and it was left to me to talk our way out of this shit.
The head guido comes up to me and I take him to the side to talk. I tell him "listen were all white here plus there would be no glory in all of you beating up the few of us. And i always carry a knife in case something like this happens and I know how to use it. I would hate to have to slash some of you up trying to protect myself".
He just turned to his boys and said "hey these guys are cool lets go". And thank god they did because i would have been in jail ,the hospital or possibly the morgue that night because I always do carry a knife and I would have used it on these dumbasses.
8 years ago
Wow that was a lot of typing.
Where are you from in Jersey Soah?
8 years ago
I live at the Jersey Shore and I play the local clubs in Seaside. For the life of me I don't know why anyone goes there. If the guidos aren't enough, the cops will beat the shit outta you just for breathing.
8 years ago
that's so fascinating
8 years ago
Has it never occurred to you that if you have to carry a knife, you may be living in the wrong area?
8 years ago
No one care about jersey.
8 years ago
@ Fugs - I have carried a knife since I was 15 when I got jumped by a bunch of polocks for being in "their" neighborhood. I promised myself I would never let that happen again. Also I am not letting the scum that move into my area push me out. I'll leave when and if I feel like it. I generally don't get fucked with.
@ JoeG - I haven't been back there in many years due to all the shitheads running around. A few of my friends have had their asses kicked thoroughly by Seasides finest just for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
8 years ago
tony soprano does
8 years ago
jesus christ
8 years ago
if you ever make a comment that long again i will steal your knife and kill your family with it
8 years ago
Have at it
8 years ago
You actually read all that shit ?
8 years ago
i read till when you were bragging about carrying a knife
8 years ago
then i wanted to stab you
8 years ago
well thats not very nice
8 years ago
cause dik is a nice guy, right?
8 years ago
if I had a Bichon Frise to protect me I wouldn't need a knife.
8 years ago
don't try to kiss up..stan's not even online
8 years ago
hehe
8 years ago
Stan's laptop down again?
8 years ago
he sold it for chewsticks
8 years ago
i hope he got the breath freshening type
8 years ago
The ones you use?
8 years ago
yes of course
8 years ago
Are you insinuating that Stan has foul breath?
8 years ago
as above as shall repeat here
8 years ago
your just saying that because he isn't online
8 years ago
his breath is not pleasant
8 years ago
like take a dead squirrel.put it somewhere room temp..wait two weeks ..smell it...that's how his breath smells
8 years ago
except worse
8 years ago
to make matters worse he likes to share pillows with me and he's kind of a mouth breather
8 years ago
I'm gonna guess he wont let you brush his teeth. Has the vet had a look at them?
8 years ago
I hate stan, I'm gonna kick his ass. This is only between me and him though dik we can still meet up at karate class etc.
8 years ago
I also always carry a knife. Granted, it's a Swiss army knife roughly the size of my pinky finger, and usually get's used to pick my teeth and open bottles.
8 years ago
what the fuck is all this commenting about? only the places close to NYC smell, go figure. everywhere else is lovely. montaque, clinton, livingston, hacketstown, west orange, and on and on and on. Farms and trees and horsies!
8 years ago
i was on a farm today. hay, cows and dirt. smells like dead grass and crap. still have a mixture of cow shit and mud on my boots
8 years ago
my brother, midwest born and raised, flew to NYC for the first time in 1997...his take on tha fabled city?

"looked, and smelled like, an unburied landfill"
8 years ago
dw, did you find any magic mushrooms in the cowshit ?
8 years ago
hehehe...dw, an IT guy walking 'round on a farm. Wish I could've seen that. Bet you were as out of place as a whore in church ;)
8 years ago
O now I remember why I left catholicism .
8 years ago
^whore
8 years ago
lol, goofballs. nope, no shrooms and just cause i am and IT guy doesn't mean i didn't grow up in the country and am not used to farms and living off the land. i'm half computer nerd but also half redneck hillbilly
8 years ago
Sporty, the term for my kind is Satyr , thank you very much .
8 years ago
lol...understood good sir
8 years ago
^mucho civility at it's finest
8 years ago
We needed about 30 seconds more to see if there was going to be some retaliation.
8 years ago
There had to have been. The spikey haired guy in front of the red thing on the wall is her house mate and also the guy who punched another guy in the first episode.
8 years ago
I saw this on the news the other day and I just knew it was gonna end up on Mucho.

I don't know what she was saying, but I bet she deserved it.
8 years ago
"You owe me child support!"



BOOM headshot
8 years ago
don't think this episode aired yet, but in the previews this kooz was getting all up in his face and telling him he was ugly or some shit
8 years ago
looked it up...apparently he got cut off at the bar and he stole her drink then when she tried to yell at him he punched her in the face!
8 years ago
GOOD!
8 years ago
no man should ever under any circumstances hit a woman
8 years ago
just kidding
8 years ago
=D
8 years ago
MrFace
Joined: 12/12/2009 at 01:51
Ctfo. :/
8 years ago
:I
8 years ago
poor face
8 years ago
I think it depends on where you're at, dik...hit a woman around here for ANY reason in a bar, and you'll probably get dragged outside and fucked up.
8 years ago
Hell, in most bars that's a good way to get fucked up.

TwoBit, what does the "C" in CTFO stand for?
8 years ago
It stands for chill, Smerf.
8 years ago
Aparently, MrFace hasn't learned to write yet. He only draws faces. I think next up in school, they're learning to tie their shoes.
8 years ago
Can't we just stick with GTFO?
8 years ago
>:[
8 years ago
^LOL!
8 years ago
MrFace ftw!
8 years ago
on the manliness scale this guy scores like a 50...
8 years ago
nice context you provided there
8 years ago
On the manliness scale hank scores a 69.
8 years ago
I haven't seen this show yet but I did DVR them so I think I will.
8 years ago
if it's about those greasy guido guys like i hear i'm not sure i could stand it
8 years ago
I hear that its like a bad car wreck, that you just can't turn away from, and funny in a really sad way.
8 years ago
I just watched the 2 hour first episode. Roids, alcohol, panty shots, fights, and general shenanigans. I'll watch it again.
8 years ago
ya..shit i'd probably watch it too
8 years ago
no mtv though anyway
8 years ago
which episode does this happen on?
8 years ago
Did you not read irish's comment you fucktard^
8 years ago
It must happen in the second one because it didn't happen in the first one. I have that one DVR'd too.
8 years ago
Poor hat.
8 years ago
MTV decided not to air that scene, i fuckin sat through the whole episode waiting for it (and it wasnt nearly as entertaining as the first 2) and they cut it cause MTV is a bunch of no-music showing pussies
8 years ago
What do you think MTV stands for...music television or something?


...sheesh
8 years ago
What gets me is that people still wtach that shit.
8 years ago
decided not to air that scene? why the fuck not? like people have never seen someone get punched before?

this country is getting way too damn sensitive.
8 years ago
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