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northern birds

why some on here have trouble getting a fuck on a sat night

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by kat3126

submitted December 9th 2009

92 comments
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FIRST!
8 years ago
to be a homo
8 years ago
To get banned tonight.
8 years ago
you won't be missed
8 years ago
hammertime
8 years ago
you can't first this doo doo doo doo!
8 years ago
5/31/05 - 19 comments.....Amazing . Can't wait for no. 20
8 years ago
um...ok, so like birds are girls, right? Like how we in the states might refer to girls as "chicks"? So what they're saying is that "girls" from the north part of, what, england/london are known for being somewhat foul (no pun intended)?
what about that song "girl from the north country"? Does she not count or is it a different north all together? I thought i had this figured out but now i'm all confused
8 years ago
Don't tell him.
8 years ago
The north of england (newcastle etc) is considered a little scummier than the south with it having more unemployment/chavs/junkys? etc (london etc) because the south is a good bit posher, not that the south doesn't have its scumbags. Being Scottish I probably ain't explaining it properly but that's as much as I know from what I see on tv and such, ask fugs hes a self proclaimed geordie.
8 years ago
the south (london etc)*
8 years ago
do you fucking apes think i have time to read all that?
8 years ago
you read it though didn't you
8 years ago
yes
8 years ago
ya munter
8 years ago
Fugs a geordie ? hahahahaaaa
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
ok i lied but i like to imagine him as a geordie
8 years ago
what's a geordie?
8 years ago
and do i have one?
8 years ago
ask fugs hes a self proclaimed geordie.
8 years ago
if you fucking buttholes make me google it i'll be upset
8 years ago
i know that brian johnsnon was in a band called geordie..this is all i know
8 years ago
have you googled yet ?
8 years ago
i don't use google
i go to the library for my information
8 years ago
Is this hoo yee dee it, fries?
8 years ago
Ah foond an English te Geordie translator.
8 years ago
Eeeh man, ahm gannin te the booza.
8 years ago
Ah divvent need ne stinking library.
8 years ago
you mean scots talk?
8 years ago
like oor wullie? if so you're doing it wrong
8 years ago
i blame camy for this discrepancy ..thanks a lot camy
8 years ago
fing camy ruins everything
8 years ago
Northumbrian dialect, I guess.
8 years ago
fuck you camy!
8 years ago
fuck you camy!
8 years ago
fuck yee camy!
8 years ago
ochh!
8 years ago
Yee divvent knaa aboot The Toon Dik?
8 years ago
The market is a seit te behold
8 years ago
apathy, we need you to translate for us again
8 years ago
aww wit man wit yees like, am pure howlin it aw this mad banter yees ur comin up wae, yabba dabba yetty stabbaaaa!
8 years ago
I wanted a shot.
8 years ago
jesus fuck man
8 years ago
Translated : Lol what are you guys like?, I'm laughing a lot at all the banter you guys are coming up with, I'll stab you if you enter my housing estate.
8 years ago
fack ye camy
8 years ago
Not even the residents want to enter blacktee's sinkhole estate. The only things for sale in the shitty little estate shop are heroin, irn-bru, mushroom soup and desperation.
8 years ago
how much for the desperation? the price on that has really sky rocketed lately
8 years ago
Howay, yee knaa Ahm not a geordie.
8 years ago
i got an urge for a guiness
8 years ago
Yeraw a buncha fannies!
Gitae fuck!
8 years ago
Divvent yee speak te me leik tha, youmg gadgie!
8 years ago
The real ugly area is Blackburn .. *looks at fugs* ... man those birds are minging down there ..*stares at fugs* .. like a group of Tiffanys ..*keeps looking* .. yuck .. the lads are pretty sexy there though
8 years ago
Can yee stop taakin bad aboot me hometown, or I'll dunsh yee!
8 years ago
fugs is in the new monkey possee
8 years ago
Walking down an alley when a radgie said to me, give us all you're money and your fucking xtc.
8 years ago
An yee can shut yer gob tee!
8 years ago
ok, this shit needs to stop. my eyes are crossing trying to read that shit you call a language
8 years ago
Ah divvent knaa what yee mean, me marra, is it getting tee difficult fre yee?
8 years ago
its like hes trying to say something to me, but... i just can't make it out
8 years ago
Whats wrong wi yee, gadgie? Can yee not understand plain English?
8 years ago
I am a genuine geordie, so there.
8 years ago
Poor you...
8 years ago
git ta fuck
8 years ago
A canny understawn a word anywan is sayin noo, am hevty choakin fur ma kip but so al miby no dae aner comment till ehmorra, ifso, catchye versache.
8 years ago
What?

Speak English, man!
8 years ago
It basically says I'm tired..
8 years ago
I like the economy of effort you showed tee
8 years ago
Why divvent yee gan te bed, then?
8 years ago
I got every word til versache ... I'm not as Glaswegian as Tee ... aht ir heez fuhkin mad wae it!
8 years ago
Dirty mackems........
8 years ago
I'm going to assume that it was out of sync for me, none of those pictures made sense till about 5 seconds later..
8 years ago
No, you just have a learning disability.
8 years ago
is that why they keep throwing rocks at me when I'm at the shops?
8 years ago
You know what? I'm starting to like this kid.
8 years ago
But don't you and 1rish1 like all little kids?
8 years ago
No, you have my confused with Wanko.
8 years ago
Have your what confused?
8 years ago
...fuck, I seem to have lost my ability to type recently.
8 years ago
Need more alcohol in me
8 years ago
aww shit...I'm going to get raped aren't I?
8 years ago
don't fight it, just play along and maybe they will let you live
8 years ago
no you fight, its better that way
8 years ago
I wonder if 9God69Dog6 is his real name
8 years ago
+1 pointless vid
8 years ago
that was pointless and shite
8 years ago
Boring.
8 years ago
agreed
8 years ago
Do they call that a toof in England?
8 years ago
Nope, we call it a trannie
8 years ago
Reminds me of Blackpool, everyone smells of burgers there
8 years ago
they fucking do don't they
8 years ago
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