points: 4

Friends

don't let friends fuck fat.

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by toolman961

submitted December 4th 2009

56 comments
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comments (56)
Use alcohol the right way. Get a hot chick drunk, then go to her place get drunk and screw.
8 years ago
how the fuck would you know ?
8 years ago
hes probably taking one for the team and being a good wing man. hes a fuckin hero
8 years ago
Straight out of Stephen Lynch's song "Big Fat Friend". :D
8 years ago
It's the non-discriminating friend!
8 years ago
The expression of the girl on the right is priceless

"Oh fuck no!"
8 years ago
More like "Better her than Me"
8 years ago
why? skinnt one have herpes or something? she'd still be better than the fat one.
8 years ago
skinny*
8 years ago
Nope, never...
8 years ago
Yes, you have.
8 years ago
*hangs head*

About 5/6 hours ago...

Thank fuck I'm home on mucho & not her.
8 years ago
P.S. Found a new drug, 4-MMC aka Mephedrone (not methadone)

Shits awesome!
8 years ago
????? Ok, I'll ask, what is it?
8 years ago
its to help him with his aids
8 years ago
Mkat.
8 years ago
where can i buy it? too lazy to google..
8 years ago
4-mmc sounds interesting. Any psychoactive drug is my friend. I tried some D.O.C. the other day, that was pretty intense too. Of the new shit, 2-CI is still my favorite though.
8 years ago
It is my new mission to obtain that drug.
8 years ago
It's from a tomato plant fertilizer, and apparently a girl died from it last week.
8 years ago
Why in the holy fuck would anyone use a drug derived from any form of fertilizer?


stupid mother fuckers...
8 years ago
Youth is a bitch.
8 years ago
same stupid mofo's who inhale duster. sporty, mako, and i will stick to the maui waui
8 years ago
I'm with you guys
8 years ago
Hm, I may just stick to my ecto in that case.
8 years ago
Yeah, you never really know what's in pills or how you'll react to them.
8 years ago
hahaha
8 years ago
I believe I've told the story about having a jealous "boyfriend" freak out last Halloween because I was elbow deep in his fat girlfriend. Luckily he and half the party showed up to remove me from the car before i degraded myself any further.
8 years ago
*boyfried
8 years ago
n
8 years ago
I said boyfriend. I even put it in quotations.

Oh, I see what you did.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
8 years ago
i pwned you
8 years ago
You sure did.
8 years ago
dik:1
irish:0
8 years ago
You're a fag.
8 years ago
PWN3D!
8 years ago
dik:1
rish:1

Your move, faggy dog owner.
8 years ago
don't be upset cause i triplepwnified you up there
8 years ago
you 20000 comment flipflop wearing crossdresser
8 years ago
pwned
8 years ago
dik:2
irish:0
8 years ago
You spammy longhaired toddlerfondler.
8 years ago
This is dik's favorite song. FACT

http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&source=hp&q=let%20me%20bang&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#hl=en&source=hp&q=let+me+bang&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv&qvid=let+me+bang&vid=2436221991970352126
8 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic8y_nljK_4
8 years ago
Damn.
8 years ago
Yeah.
8 years ago
nice fail
dik:3
irish:0
8 years ago
No one on this site has more musical integrity than 1rish1

8 years ago
hang on i'm still typing that url
8 years ago
Both of those links work.
Judges ruling: No Fail

dik:1
rish:3
8 years ago
i can see that still..you lack in the art of simple addition
its
dik:3
irish:a big fat 0
8 years ago
I pwned you so bad you must still be in shock. I should back off. At your age your heart probably cant take much more of it.
8 years ago
irish, that's amazing you have over 20000 comments in two years... wow.
8 years ago
nevermind, dik has 30k comments. That's way cooler that you rish. dik wins!
8 years ago
i cant see a problem here
8 years ago
I'm glad that I've drank so much through out the years that I can handle my liquor now.
8 years ago
recover password
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