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James T. Kirk

What is in his hand?

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by stp0052

submitted December 2nd 2009

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James T. Kirk
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comments (53)
I remember this episode: "The Trouble With Trannies"
8 years ago
"The Trouble With Noobs."
8 years ago
wot the enterprise had a broken gearbox
8 years ago
it looks like a roasted chicken
8 years ago
or one of Claudes furballs
8 years ago
kooo-WAACHH!!!
8 years ago
I'm speechless Captain. Don't feel bad, Lynn Swan took ballet lessons too and look how good of a reciever he was.
hahaha
8 years ago
haha you fuck. The best thing about this football season is that my Lions are having a better season than those shitty Steelers.
8 years ago
Good at receiving cock.
8 years ago
we're not talking about the proper football here are we ..............
8 years ago
cowboys all the way baby!
8 years ago
Until they play the Saints and get the shit kicked out of them dw. WHO DAT!
8 years ago
fuck that, the boys are gonna hand the goddamned saints their first lose then cream them in the play offs to take NFC champs, go dallas!
8 years ago
Yeah keep dreaming dw.
8 years ago
we'll see...
8 years ago
FUCK DALLAS!
8 years ago
FUCK THE AFC!
8 years ago
fuck me...
8 years ago
^homo
8 years ago
*takes off pants*

alright fries, but no eye contact or post sodomy cuddling
8 years ago
awwww but the cuddling is the best part
8 years ago
only things with a vagina say stuff like that
8 years ago
not always , it's best to know what ladies want.
8 years ago
there is a difference between knowing what a woman wants and thinking like one
8 years ago
Sometimes you have to think on their level... thats how im increasing my chances with 2bit , Britt and the rest.
8 years ago
you're quite the lady's man
8 years ago
*ladyman
8 years ago
In the Nutcracker, Spock was the Prince. Somehow, though, Jim kept ending up as the female lead.
8 years ago
I think he just scalped Bones.
8 years ago
i'm "scalping my bone" right now
8 years ago
Ah, good. I see what you did there. You took his innocuous statement and turned it into a sexual innuendo. Bravo. Well done.
8 years ago
i will eat your jugular
8 years ago
or one of Claudes furballs
8 years ago
I'll show you my furballs. INNUENDO'S ARE SO DECEMBER.
8 years ago
INNUENDO'S ARE SO TENDER
8 years ago
Who the fuck is this faggot noob calling me out?
8 years ago
u got pawned by a noob
8 years ago
touchy aint ya?
8 years ago
stfu cuntrax.
8 years ago
LOL...Jimmy got PWN3D! FINALLY.
8 years ago
is this why Picard is a better Capt
8 years ago
oooooooooo....i do NOT want to be here when kirk gets back
8 years ago
picard cries a lot... a lot
8 years ago
Set phasers to 'pwn'.
8 years ago
Listen, you hairy, blister-palmed, albino tea-bag fucker. That faggot Picard can kiss my fat, blad ass. I could pwn him on impulse power and shit fuel into the warp reactor.
8 years ago
Kirk is the better captain solely based on his ability to hook up with alien hotties.
8 years ago
Those are some nice legs you got there Captain.
8 years ago
Looks like the black chick's kotex when she changed it after the five year voyage. On the other hand it could be a shit sandwich without the bread.
8 years ago
i made it to r
8 years ago
I stop if they don't have an avatar.
8 years ago
Or if I can remember a time when they didn't.
8 years ago
that picture is how i feel bout the show it's gay.
8 years ago
James, you are a whore, no need for the pic, just look at his career
8 years ago
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