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Paul Blart in real life

what a fucking cliche

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by dirtyrottensteve

submitted December 1st 2009

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Paul Blart in real life
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Do they really use those scooter things in the malls now?
9 years ago
not here
9 years ago
saw a security guy at target cruisin around the parking lot
9 years ago
they use them in the bigger malls like the one nearest me which is about 1.5 million sq ft.
9 years ago
We use Shriners. Usually the shoplifters are laughing so hard they're easy to apprehend.
9 years ago
As if the mall security guards werent fat enough...
9 years ago
I bet you can outrun a segway let-a-lone that fat man.
9 years ago
Well... I bet the lard pile is still faster on the segway than he would be running.
9 years ago
Did anyone actually watch that movie?
9 years ago
No, but it's sad that this is the closest we'll ever get to a real Robocop
9 years ago
yes, it sucked. hard.
9 years ago
ya, like me and my mom,
fuck you bitches!
9 years ago
^preemptive selfPWN
9 years ago
and a top notch one at that
9 years ago
It can't be worse than Observe and Report.
9 years ago
#147 on his break.
2 years ago
Sharp Segway
2 years ago
Sweet helmet
2 years ago
I know right
2 years ago
I want the utility belt to hold all that nonessential crap
2 years ago
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