points: 14

My tits

Not that i'd ever GTFO anyway

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by fries-please

submitted November 29th 2009

136 comments
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No sign? I mean really? Fries, you dumbass.
8 years ago
dik will quiver with fury
8 years ago
fries needs to trim more than just his pubes, methinks
8 years ago
*buys hot wax kit*
8 years ago
*ships it off to jolly old England*
8 years ago
heehee
8 years ago
Three words...Icelandic wool sweater.
8 years ago
You might want to include a toothbrush.
8 years ago
*assembles care package for needy Brit*
8 years ago
*possum faps to the idea of an Icelandic toothbrush...bjork says hello...possum smashes bjorks skull into 573 pieces...

okay then
8 years ago
well, it's a southern california toothbrush, probably made in china
8 years ago
i see crabs
8 years ago
Yeah, at least I had the decency to SIGN!
8 years ago
i dont need no fucking sign
8 years ago
technically you do because it doesn't show your face,,i'm embarrassed i have to tell you this
8 years ago
you're dead to me
8 years ago
that being said i bet you get to be one oily sweaty thing on a hot day
8 years ago
i'm fairly sure that the unwritten law of Mucho states that once you've proven who you are with a picture submission with sign , subsequent submissions dont require proof.
8 years ago
except there's no face in this,,thus no reference...this could be anyone's greasy monkey chest
8 years ago
don't twist the rules to suit you you goddamned gorrilla
8 years ago
fries , I knew it was you. Wait did you hide in some guys house and get this pic ...again .
8 years ago
Why would i pretend that this hairy , sweaty chest is anything other than mine ?...
8 years ago
I have never posted a picture with a sign.
8 years ago
Why am I looking at a 4 month old picture of 'fries' chest, you may ask.

Well, it's a long story...
8 years ago
You've got three hours.




...aaaaaaaaand go!
8 years ago
short version of oranje's long story:

he's gay
8 years ago
hah
8 years ago
Yeah, so gay my female friends outnumber my male friends 10/1.

Oh...no, that isn't me.

I just watch films like New Moon with girls who I don't actually want to sleep with.

Oh...no, that isn't me either.
8 years ago
Hmmmmmm...

Just who was that?
8 years ago
don't be mad cause i got the angles to get the girls while you are stuck looking at old pics of fries hairy chest
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
Touché
8 years ago
Fap.
8 years ago
*throws up in mouth*
8 years ago
Have you ever heard of a shaver? Id like to see them pink nips up front and closer
8 years ago
*drools
8 years ago
Your chest is aggressive looking, yet I'm getting a friendly vibe!
8 years ago
what are you a fucking jedi?
8 years ago
duh, he's a god
8 years ago
No no no, dik nailed it.
8 years ago
you look a little behind on the evolution chain.
8 years ago
you have a pink phone
8 years ago
you have a pink phone
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
i swear i did not do that
8 years ago
but he does have a pink phone
8 years ago
I know a guy who has a pink phone
8 years ago
*fucked
8 years ago
he fucked that guy or that guy fucked the phone? you're too ambiguous there, fuggy!
8 years ago
I know a fucked guy who has a pink phone*, my bad.
8 years ago
I know a guy who has a fucked phone
8 years ago
You can weave a God Damn Navajo blanket out of that.
8 years ago
All that chest hair looks a little naked without a gold chain.
8 years ago
win^
8 years ago
God damn, you're as hairy as I am!
8 years ago
Both of you faggots have moobs too, apparently.
8 years ago
& a pussy drought
8 years ago
i got pussy this month
8 years ago
*decade
8 years ago
And today is the last day of the month. You better enjoy it while it lasts.
8 years ago
Go Fries!


Wait, was it female pussy?
8 years ago
I would assume so.
8 years ago
The real question: was it HUMAN pussy?
6 years ago
fake!
8 years ago
No they really are my breasts
8 years ago
I think he meant implants
8 years ago
i was going to post a picture of my trimmed bush but i dont want the gays amoungst you to get the wrong idea.
8 years ago
you read my mind , was going to suggest a trim,heart shaped r maybe a big smiley face. Also I reccomend putting some Rogain on your moobies ,cover them with more hair , can't hurt.
8 years ago
I was thinking about shaving my chest, but leaving a mustache shape behind.
8 years ago
"Chest pubes, down to my ball fro"
8 years ago
Jesus fucking H bastard Christ!

I bet there's ewocks living in there.
8 years ago
it's "Ewoks"
8 years ago
I don't care, you know what I meant.

Don't push me, boy!
8 years ago
or what? you gonna fall down the stairs again?
8 years ago
Bring it on, pigeon...
8 years ago
*flies over fugs, craps on his billiard ball head*
8 years ago
I onced kicked a pigeon
8 years ago
True story
8 years ago
hah! me too! i believe i even said so on here previously...
8 years ago
I used to have a pigeon, you rotten bastards!
8 years ago
*cues birdy soundtrack*
8 years ago
*Listens to the Mac's Albatros while loading shotgun*

"Steven... you got a minute?"
8 years ago
*fires up deep fryer*

anybody want some deep fried seagull?
8 years ago
me me me me!!

wait a minute.......

bastards!
8 years ago
whats the matter? don't be so up set. here i've got a nice hot bath for you, and lets get those ruffled ol' feathers off so you will be comfortable and relaxed...
muhuwahahahahahahaha!
8 years ago
wow, and i got in all this over a bunch of Ewoks...

fact: they're called E-woks cuz they like raves and chinese food.
8 years ago
You deserve to be shot for that joke alone...
8 years ago
damn, and i was going for the fried bird hat trick on november. i already had fried turkey and duck :(
8 years ago
that joke was awesome, you ignorant.
and i really don't believe seagull tastes any good...
8 years ago
I'm having duck this year .. fuck turkey
8 years ago
but turkey is good, just like chicken and duck. i don't have a clue if seagull is good or not but i will try anything once
8 years ago
Turkey is too dry for me
8 years ago
I hit a pigeon with a sink tap once when i was like 9, I cried like a bitch.
8 years ago
That's why you smother it in gravyy.
8 years ago
chicken yes, turkey of course, duck hells yeah, but some birds i just wouldn't wanna eat. pigeon, seagull, vulture, crow etc, many birds seem to be disgusting.
8 years ago
then you are doing it wrong camy, turkey done right is not dry. deep fried comes out perfect almost every time.
8 years ago
you might be surprised seagal, gaminess can be cooked out of stuff if you don't like it and some wild or exotic foods are actually good and don't require you to develop a taste, that is why i'll try anything
8 years ago
I'm gonna get a puffin this crimbo.
8 years ago
it's not even the taste i'm worried about, it's more like that jules/vincent dialogue about pork eating at the end of pulp fiction.
i consider all the birds i mentioned dirty and i wouldn't wanna eat a dirty animal. i tried some unusual stuff and most of it wasn't half bad (ostrich, gator, kangaroo),
but if the animal is somehow considered dirty or filthy, i just won't bring myself to eating it.
8 years ago
lol, crimbo made me laugh. its like them using xmas in futurama
btw, its illegal to have a penguin that far north, might through the balance of the entire universe off if he reaches the north pole
8 years ago
What's wrong with crimbo?
8 years ago
through??
fucking idiot
8 years ago
nothing is wrong with crimbo, it just made me laugh
8 years ago
puffin? aren't they tiny? you could fry up a batch of em and snack em like mcnuggets, i guess... but they iz sooo cutey!
8 years ago
seagal, i'm guessing you have never lived off the land and only ate what you could find or kill? the concept of dirty becomes lost
8 years ago
no, i have not. and i dont plan on changing that. i'm one of those lazy civilization addicts...
8 years ago
seagulls are no different to any other gull FACT
8 years ago
That is terrifying.
8 years ago
*sexy as fuck
8 years ago
she so wants you, i pity her inability to resist you
8 years ago
women can only deny their feelings for so long before they can no longer resist the fries
8 years ago
Well, if I was with you and the rest of you is like that, at least I wouldn't have to floss anymore.
8 years ago
but you might have to pour some draino in your pussy to get that hairball out
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
RIP sugs, the noobs now know nothing of your tireless efforts to troll. even bono could not reach your level of dedication. you will be missed ='(
5 years ago
You could scrub dishes with that brillo
8 years ago
i have a really soft weave actually
8 years ago
I'd hate to see that coming out of the pool.
8 years ago
be fun watching it going in.....

and the water coming out.

WHAMMO!
8 years ago
*crickets*
5 years ago
* jrob2020 hides in here *
5 years ago
Found you!
5 years ago
well

shit
5 years ago
Those are some nice nipples.
5 years ago
10/10 would suckle
5 years ago
pssst barret
* jrob2020 whispers *
5 years ago
* Barret jumps in the polemobile *
5 years ago
pvt bby
5 years ago
zeke i demand you upvote this
5 years ago
fynw
5 years ago
this slut is just asking to be raped
5 years ago
its only rape if i say no
5 years ago
hey guize
5 years ago
Fake no sign
4 years ago

fries-please
Not enough time to do a sign though
45 minutes agoreport spam | like | stfu

Oh you silly man
4 years ago
Fucking Neanderthal.
4 years ago
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