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Too lazy to think right now (edit from deja: read that as "too dumb to think at all")

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by kildawabits

submitted November 25th 2009

33 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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muchoworthysmerf
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She's just trying to drown his crabs.
8 years ago
Washing the potato flakes out of his shorts.
8 years ago
honest question: did you really put your peter in vic's vaginer?

2nd question: you paid HOW MUCH for that mucho shirt?
8 years ago
Are you kidding me? How did you re-animate your corpse, Apathy?
8 years ago
his balls were probably overheated from yardwork...or not
8 years ago
Batwings.
8 years ago
Just a garden-variety blowjob.
8 years ago
Is that HARD water? I cant afford Viagra.
8 years ago
Oh, and I would fuck the cottage cheese out of both those girls asses.
8 years ago
excessive masturbation: Only you can prevent crotch fires
8 years ago
NO such thing as "excessive."
8 years ago
"Honey, would you be a darlin' and hose down your daddy's privates for him?"
8 years ago
*Crickets*
8 years ago
smerfs ass smell wont come off
8 years ago
Of your tongue?
8 years ago
i see a potential mother/daughter combo worth investigating
8 years ago
fucking hose it.
8 years ago
Rub the lotion on your skin or else you get the hose again.
8 years ago
goodbye hoses
8 years ago
"Tell her about the shrinkage Jerry! Tell her about the shrinkage!"
8 years ago
No matter how much water sprayed on that little thing it ain't gonna grow .
8 years ago
Disappointed, were you?
8 years ago
At what Fugsucker ?
8 years ago
I'm sorry, I thought you were talking from experience.

btw, I think you'll find you missed an m from my name. Don't let it happen again.
8 years ago
I assure you it was accidental ;)
8 years ago
Now that I've fucked the girl in blues bottom up her asscrack can you spray the shit of my dick?
8 years ago
I told you that if you spray cold water on it that it would disapear!
8 years ago
hoser?
8 years ago
hose-job?
8 years ago
...or It gets the hose again
8 years ago
you're only 16 hours late...
8 years ago
yuppers

so far, i dont have anything else against CMC though...
8 years ago
They are all singing the Carol of the Bells,' Bass, Alto, Soprano
8 years ago
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