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Nightmare

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You dream you're at a party where there's only women, but then you look down and you have a small penis...and then you can't even get it up!

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by SeuSafado

submitted November 20th 2009

70 comments
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comments (70)
Ray Mysterio, what have you done?
8 years ago
its a recession baby ;)
8 years ago
If i couldnt get a boner after getting head from a couple girls, i'd hide my face too
8 years ago
nice anti-roids campaign
8 years ago
Reminds me of the nightmare I had the other day.
Except that there were no women.
And it wasn't a dream.

Just me, my small, flacid penis, and a mexican wrestling mask...

Does anyone know where I can buy some zoloft?
8 years ago
No, but there's something for you to swallow at the gun store.
8 years ago
Wait, you want me to suck you off at the gun store?
8 years ago
Bring the mask.
8 years ago
Ummmm where do I fill out an application for this job?
8 years ago
you also can't get it up?
8 years ago
Thats like thebest job ever.
8 years ago
if you don't mind the stds.
8 years ago
Nacho Limpe'
8 years ago
ha
8 years ago
what a poof! looks like he doesn't even want to be there
8 years ago
Well, if that was your job and you did that everyday, multiple times a day. Just getting head from average looking chicks over and over.....I imagine the novelty would wear off eventually.
8 years ago
i'm just not seeing your logic typs, i mean having the same woman play with your cock everyday does get old but random, strange woman is another story
8 years ago
I like cold breezy days.
8 years ago
I am just saying if it was your JOB, you would most likely start viewing it as work. I doubt prostitutes enjoy their work everyday.
8 years ago
Hmmm, blowjobs plus a paycheck. I don't see the downside.
8 years ago
you're drowning here typs
8 years ago
one of my exes used to hook - she said it was "like a box of chocolates"
8 years ago
Eh, I would get bored....just sayin.
8 years ago
Don't call me typs Cumsumption.
8 years ago
Most male strippers are gay.
8 years ago
I've been on this site since 2003. I'll call you whatever the fuck I want Typer
8 years ago
ConsumptionMayCause

Joined: 07/28/2009 at 20:47

STFU noob!
8 years ago
yes. i first made a profile recently. fuck you Auslander

back in late 2005, i quit paying attention to the site because they ran into a 'legal' situation. something about potential <18 aged poozle.

Hey, I'm not looking to make enemies; just sorting out Typical. lay off
8 years ago
i don't give a
8 years ago
handjob?
8 years ago
...I have a bad feeling that mr seagull's computer just crashed and he's really gonna be pissed when he gets back
8 years ago
no, sporty, i really just don't give a
8 years ago
'nuff said
8 years ago
And lurk time counts for dogshit.
8 years ago
ilicet
8 years ago
lurk time officially counts for nothing.
8 years ago
YAKKED!!
8 years ago
I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that nightmare
8 years ago
its a room full of men for you huh? sounds hellish for a cockluver like you
8 years ago
They hired a gay stripper.
8 years ago
Ya was gonna make the same suggestion, if he cant get it up after that hes gay.
8 years ago
Maybe if they stuck their finger up his ass?
8 years ago
Ha,thank you toolman,for making funny out of two boring idiots.
8 years ago
Glad to be of service.
8 years ago
Now thats a clit!
8 years ago
^a stupid cunt
8 years ago
atleast he is wearing his super zero mask to hide his shame
8 years ago
i got it up like 50 times already
8 years ago
I will never let my girl go to a bachelorette party, fuck trust.
8 years ago
Dumbass, just don't get married!
8 years ago
listen to tool, don't EVER get married for ANY reason!
8 years ago
lol makes plenty of sense
8 years ago
glad i didnt pay to go to that party
8 years ago
That's because it was at your house.
8 years ago
I like at 2:42 when the two broads go to suck on it at the same time, they have to amicably resolve right of way.
8 years ago
ahahahahahah
8 years ago
ahahahahahah
8 years ago
I don't understand this girls sucking on strangers wangs. I don't think any of them could have any trouble scaring up some on their own? Do we guys do this at stripper parties? Do we let the same woman come to each of us and sit on our faces like that? I've never seen it before. That's why women are here for cleaning, cooking and reproducing. They're incapable of anything else.
8 years ago
No shit, they pay to suck a guy's cock.
8 years ago
It's like something hank would do.
8 years ago
Although their husbands are probably fat and unattractive pansies with no balls so the women are desperate for something other than some faggot that sits on the couch and watches football all day.
8 years ago
That's because they got us by the balls and know they can get money from us for doing it.
8 years ago
God, I wish I could dance.
8 years ago
i can do the moon walk and the splits..i can also breakdance a little
8 years ago
just kidding
8 years ago
i have seen commercials for those incredibly fucking gay dance tv shows though
8 years ago
They turned that on down the club. I had to leave.
8 years ago
Poor guy!!! That much pussy in a room wanting to suck on your dick and you can't even get it up. What a waste.
8 years ago
What's with the towel?
8 years ago
in case one of the chicks puke after she figures out she just sucked a gay dudes cock
8 years ago
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