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Bing goes the WTF!?!?

I hope Microsoft dies!!!

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by ginemginem

submitted November 17th 2009

66 comments
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comments (66)
holy shit can microsoft get any more out of touch with its customer base/humanity?
8 years ago
Well, yes. They could all become Scientologists.
8 years ago
"Dianetics adds an additional leaf to the germ theory in that it includes predisposition" Page 124
8 years ago
...?
8 years ago
Random Dianetics quotes are good for you.
8 years ago
No they aren't. I'm sure I lost a few brain cells having read that.
8 years ago
I don't know that they are, yak. It's a pretty smart move; they can't loosen the grip Google has on grownups, so they're targeting the noobies. In five years, these little turds will be brainwashed to "bing it".

-Remember when the phrase "Google it" was NOT part of the vernacular?
8 years ago
*googles bing*
8 years ago
^ haha
8 years ago
"A decision engine" Right. Sounds like they will be getting paid for top billing.
8 years ago
Don't do that, Fugs. You'll create a wormhole!
8 years ago
or a a-hole
8 years ago
nice one fugs you faggot that just crashed mucho
8 years ago
google rules
8 years ago
*bings google*
8 years ago
going for the crash mucho hat trick?
8 years ago
I'm searching for a parallel universe.
8 years ago
do some reading up on the membrane theory and you will find there are lots of parallel universes out there
8 years ago
*yahoos google and bing*
8 years ago
^^And mucho crashes.
5 years ago
How gay was that?
8 years ago
hold on...still tabulating....any minute.....Damn!still wont know the results til next tuesday.
8 years ago
Gayer then ^that^ comment.
8 years ago
Joeseph +1
8 years ago
Billyqueershere Google it
8 years ago
i hope they all die of supermonkey-AIDS 2.0
8 years ago
RAGE Virus would be more entertaining. :/
8 years ago
HIV-2 really exists
8 years ago
What better way to sell your product then manipulate children.
8 years ago
That goes double for child porn.
8 years ago
Sell what product? Bing is free.
8 years ago
maybe he meant sell as in... convince?
8 years ago
i think they all need new hard drives....viruses fuck them up.
8 years ago
New processors wouldn't hurt either... Obviously the old ones aren't exactly up to date.
8 years ago
I don't get it.
Am I... am I supposed to fap to this?
8 years ago
yes
8 years ago
Take note noobs, that's how you make a quiet entrance and begin climbing the ladder to mucho popularity. You'll notice not even dik was enraged by this guy's noobiness.
8 years ago
Fuck you jdzl you fucking one-comment piece of dogshit.
8 years ago
attention whore! il cave ur head in
8 years ago
if your looking for scat whores bing bing
8 years ago
i think bodom does a cover of this
8 years ago
You and me both. Children of Bodom is up there with Metallica in the greatest cover bands of all time.
8 years ago
BODUM-downfall awsome song
8 years ago
http://www.bing.com/search?q=why+does+bing+suck+so+much%3F&go=&form=QBLH&qs=n
8 years ago
sick motherfuckers
8 years ago
holy fucking shit, and you stupid goddamn republicans were afraid of obama indoctrinating children

i would sue the shit out of that school if my kid went there
8 years ago
A: What the fuck does this have to do w/GOP?
B: You think this is a real school?
C: Gates is a Democrat
D: Moron
8 years ago
A: republicans criticized obama making a speech to school kids saying he was trying to indoctrinate them, which obviously microsoft is trying to do. apparently in a capitalist society its ok for corporations to brainwash children but not the government.

B: http://www.hatboro-horsham.org/kvms/site/default.asp

so yes, dumbfuck

C: what does that have to do with anything, durerrrr???

D: dick-smuggling cockbandit
8 years ago
a. who the fuck approved that
b. that is the most desperate attempt at bandwagon ive seen in a while.
c. its no surprise no one is using Bing anyways, that shit sucks. wtf decision engine? fuck microsoft.
8 years ago
i used to use it when it was just live search but when they started the bing shit and began trying to slip stream toolbars into shit i switched 100% to google
8 years ago
actually more and more people are using bing... and google is trying to slip more and more personal information into their database.. use their email client? well they now want other email addresses you use and your phone number...
people who slam microsoft are 5 years behind the times... google is now the company they should be watching out for yet they put on a happy 'opensource' face (even though they are suing the shit out of anyone who tries to modify android and such)
8 years ago
you said it yak...google was good 6-8 years ago...now I think they're division of the US government or some shit. They are collecting WAY too much data
8 years ago
so what? what are they going to do with that information? i dont really care if the google has a file that shows i jack it to tranny porn, it would be illegal for them to ever use that information
8 years ago
lol read their tos dumbass...
they can use all the information you give them in any way they fucking please in exchange for your agreement to use their free services.
8 years ago
im sure theyd want me to take them to the supreme court for telling everyone i jack it to trannys
8 years ago
I hope I can get a press pass for that one!
8 years ago
thunderbird has never asked me for my phone number ?!?!?!
8 years ago
"the guy likes to see homos naked"
8 years ago
Kojach that tranny porn was copyright so you must now pay a $500 fine for watching it. If you can prove you didn't know it was copyright, you only pay a $200 fine. Also, this message is copyright, so if you read this far then my lawyer will see you in court.
8 years ago
for something to be copyrighted it has to have that little c in a circle
8 years ago
Wow!!!Bing goes my fucking mind
8 years ago
Fucking bing is our homepage at my university, it sucks :(
8 years ago
the pictures it uses tho are pretty fucking awesome...... you have to admit that...
i don't use it but the pictures are pretty sweet ;/
8 years ago
00:24 - the fat guy says, "rape"...
8 years ago
hmm.. the shins usually have deeper lyrics than this..... please don't base your opinion of them on this one song alone
8 years ago
Don't tell me what to base my opinions of whom on.
8 years ago
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