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The Back Up...

That 1-800 number is a direct line to toolman's house

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by Sporty

submitted November 14th 2009

17 comments
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gotta get me one of these to for the pending zombie invasion
8 years ago
Repost.
8 years ago
Also I had a dream where I ran across a bunch of fucking weirdos dressed in deer outfits. I think they were trying to rape a deer. Then they started coming towards me. I quietly slide a switchblade out of my pocket and when one tried to grab me I stabbed the fucker. I thought they'd back off after that but another one tried so I stabbed him too. It got to the point where I was trying to keep from getting surrounded and still slashing at these fucks. I wished I had a gun at that point. I also thought it's gonna look bad later since I was lucky and none of them were managing to hurt me, so there would be a pile of dead queers dressed up and me just standing around with a knife and no evidence I was actually being attacked.
8 years ago
You better hope it was a dream and not sleep-walking.
8 years ago
No man would use a switch blade.
8 years ago
It was jet black and I had my hair greased back.
8 years ago
Stay gold, ponyboy.
8 years ago
Maybe he was a Mexican in his dream Hank?
8 years ago
And the "repost" tag didn't give it away or anything.
8 years ago
I've got one of these under every bed in my house.
8 years ago
happiness is a warm gun...
8 years ago
They make one for handguns now.
8 years ago
Gay. Real snakes slow down so much they are not fast.
8 years ago
Posting that by myself is pretty gay.
8 years ago
What a suprise
8 years ago
2nd amendment FTW!
8 years ago
thats some serious redneck shit.
8 years ago
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